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  1. strawberry steve

    MATCH PROMO Dear Strawberry Steve: I wrote u but u still ain't calling - Sincerely, Strawberry Steve.

    [The scene opens in (face) steve’s apartment, steve is seen wearing his usual combo of aviators, a white t-shirt and some jeans. steve is sitting on his couch] “Dear Steve, I meant to write to you sooner. I know for a fact you enjoyed calling me lazy, but quite frankly I prefer relaxed. And...
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    MATCH PROMO I’m Like You, But Better

    [The scene opens in (heel) Steve’s apartment, Steve is seen wearing his usual combo of aviators, a black t-shirt and some jeans. Steve is sitting on his couch] “I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time. You know I’ve been waiting. I know that you read my promos, Steve. Steve, I know...
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    MATCH PROMO How About A Promo About The Existential Conundrum Of Religious Faith?

    “Woogifer Maniston, known to the public as “The Woogieman”, is a man of many words. Keep in mind not many of them make sense but that doesn’t really bother anyone. He walks about eating “protein bars” with “steroids” boldly written on the front for everyone to see, now I don’t want to jump to...
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    MATCH PROMO road to strawbdemption 🍓

    “Road To Redemption is upon us. That means I have to “try”. Eugh.“ “I still can’t fathom why Bashar Jackson is acting like such a whiny little bitch saying dumb shit like why he “deserves more” and claiming he is “da main character of this “movie”.” Which, is very stupid because you just...
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    MATCH PROMO The Insanely Boring Adventures Of Egg Head And Ginger Nut

    [The scene opens in Steve’s house (no surprise there) doing his usual stuff - nothing] Alright, before we get started I would like to get something off of my chest: Ryan, no sane person would care about the “Montreal Canadiens” (or hockey for that matter) and no one knows what the fuck a “beer...
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    MATCH PROMO “I Am 4 Parallel Universes Ahead Of You”

    [The scene opens with the lights off as Steve walks in through the door with a blue plastic bag in his right hand, he places said bag on the counter. He checks his phone before looking at the cameraman and jumping back because he doesn’t know how he got in his house. Whilst jumping back he says...
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    MATCH PROMO Idk I’ll figure it out

    [The scene outside the door of ’the steve яesidence’ the cameraman knocks on the door and waits for steve. One minute goes by and the door opens. Steve stands in the doorway with one hand on the door, he has his glasses tucked into his shirt with his own face on it.] Steve: “Sorry for the wait...
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    MATCH PROMO Berrylicious

    [The scene opens in a dimly lit elevator holding only the cameraman, an elderly woman and Strawberry Steve holding two blue plastic bags. Steve and the elderly woman would be mid conversation as the cameraman would just have to stand there and film the two, sharing their love for cats? Don’t...
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    MATCH PROMO Not The Best At Poetry

    [the scene opens with Steve on the couch, lying down as usual except this time he’s wearing a plain white shirt with “TEam Malosi” written on it in blue marker. He has two dumbbells beside one of the couch legs. There would be a sign in the background that would read “I love ЯoNаИ! (no homo...
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    MATCH PROMO See you soon, Wildside...

    [the scene opens in the club this time! Steve is seen in a little booth all by himself and the club he is in is empty. Bright spotlights beam down on the floor. Steve has a tray of piña coladas on the table and one in his right hand. He seems visibly angry about what happened last week with...
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    MATCH PROMO Strawb Style lesson?

    [The scene opens with Strawberry Steve on the couch yet again with his jacket lazily thrown on the arm rest. He is seen with tape on his shoulder from when he went shoulder first into the ring post. he goes to lean back on it before jumping up and making a manly screech, Steve holds his shoulder...
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    MATCH PROMO Cabinet Closing, Couch Crashing, Vimto Sippin, Comedy Central Watching

    [the scene opens in a dimly lit flat at night, roughly around about 2:30-2:45 AM, Steve is seen lying down on a leather couch watching the tv. He seems to be watching a random sit-com on Comedy Central. Chances are the main character is played by Adam Sandler. He turns off the tv, sitting up...
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    MATCH PROMO I don’t think you know exactly what I’m capable of

    [the scene opens outside of a building, pointing at a guard rail that reads TOKYO Bar & Nightclub. The camera moves up to Steve, this time wearing a denim hoodie? Only god will know how he found it. Steve is seen in a long line] “I’ve been standing in this bloody line for ages, man. I can’t be...
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    MATCH PROMO TURN THE CAMERAS OFF!

    [The scene opens in a club bar, the camera points at various drinks and beverages then points to the actual bar itself. Two hands appear on the counter as the camera pans up. It’s Strawberry Steve! Steve is behind the bar pouring himself a Cosmopolitan (because he watched a whole season of ‘Sex...
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    MATCH PROMO #SteveForPeoplesChamp

    [The scene opens with blaring lights and pop music blasting from the speakers as the camera pans over a big crowd to Strawberry Steve dressed in denim and black lens aviators, two women would be next to Steve. One woman on his left, another on his right. Steve's arms would be wrapped around...
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    Strawberry Steve

    BASIC INFORMATION Wrestling Name: Strawberry Steve Picture Base: Orange Cassidy Current Nicknames: Freshly Picked, Doctor Of Strawbanomics Height: Whatever Weight: Does Not Matter Hometown: The Strawberry Fields, Glasgow, Scotland CHARACTER INFORMATION Disposition/Alignment: Pure Babyface...