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  1. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO I Got The Juice Like It's Lemonade, They Don't Want Smoke 'Cause They Been Afraid #Dynasty #PickYourPoison

    Sheesh. And that is what you waited all week to say? Wow. That’s crazy. I just gotta tell you, Jenny, I’m lowkey disappointed. Where’s all that Latina heat, the passion, the drive, the inspirational performances you promised this EAW fanbase when you first popped up? Nowhere to be found...
  2. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Bad Yellow Bitch With Her Eyes On The Prize, But Nigga, I Ain't No Minion #Dynasty #PickYourPoison

    Wash poppin', y'all? How y’all been? Good? Glad to hear it. Oh, me? Pssh. Look, don’t pretend to give a damn, don’t worry about how the fuck I’m doing, as far as you motherfuckers should be concerned, I’m the best I ever have been. And that’s sayin’ a lot, y'all remember what a good year I had...
  3. Serena Bennett

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  4. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO I’ma Go Worldwide, I’ma Go NASA, Yeah the Arm Strong, You Can Get It If You Askin’ #TerritorialInvasion #WarGames #TeamDynasty

    Lemme catch you up, Ahren, since you're evidently so far behind the rest of my competitors--Stephon Hunte didn’t hand me a single fucking thing except a termination notice and damn near a death sentence. Copy? I was hand picked by FOX Network for all the wrong reasons, they had zero of my...
  5. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO I Hear The Mumblin', I Hear The Cacklin', I Got 'Em Scared, Shook, Panickin', You At A Stand Still, Mannequin #TerritorialInvasion #WarGames

    Wake the fuck up. Matter fact, stay sleep. That don’t bother me. I’m just a lil’ disappointed y’all ain’t give me much to work with so far. But it's early, I know, it’s iight, you lil’ hoes don’t want no drama, and that’s okay--but if you scared, just say so. No need to put up a front just for...
  6. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO It Could Be Four Of ‘Em, Ten Of ‘Em, I’ma Get Rid Of ‘Em, I’ma Leave ‘Em Right There #TerritorialInvasion #WarGames #TeamDynasty

    I said it once, and I’ll gladly say it again: being asked to serve as the Captain of #TeamDynasty is the opportunity of a lifetime. No doubt about it. And I know that maybe I say that about a lot of things...if I ain’t say it out loud, I know for sure I at least thought it once or twice when it...
  7. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Just Because I Fell Back, That Don't Mean I Fell Off, I Got Big Dawg Status, Hittas Knock Your Head Off #Dynasty

    Man, what the fuck? No, seriously. Please tell me. 'Cause I really can’t deal with this place sometimes. You really mean to tell me that I have to waste my goddamn time fuckin’ around with these useless fuckin’ bozos from obsolete brands for--for what, exactly? To give the audience a lil’...
  8. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Refer To Me As A Goddess, Tired Of Being Modest, 100 Degrees, The Hottest, If We're Being Honest #OperationDoomsday #UniversalWomensTitle

    A bitch that holler 'bout "fuck me?" Nah, fuck that bitch. For the love of all that is holy, sis, please please pleeeease stop living in denial and realize that there’s nothing in this tangible world that’s gon’ stop you from facing ultimate humiliation after handing that title right back to...
  9. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Aimin' For The Top, I'm Steady Climbin', Fuck A Runner Up #OperationDoomsday #UniveralWomensTitle

    I’m afraid I’ma have to disagree with you, Kassidy, but I bet that don’t surprise you, right? See, my decision to actively “overlook” your talent isn’t necessarily based in ignorance, considering that I am incredibly well-versed in the art of identifying and calling out fake ass broads like...
  10. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Fuck These Other Bitches, I’m The Illest, I’m The Coldest At It #OperationDoomsday #UniversalWomensTitle

    Fuck this shit. I'm mad. Kassidy Heart is a fucking pussy, and I want all you motherfuckers to know it. Bitch decides to interfere in my match with Impact last week, and we get a “no contest,” not a damn disqualification even though I was assaulted with a steel chair and this dickhead Impact...
  11. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO All Of The Elitists That You Vouch For Need To Get Out Of The House More, They Washed Up #Dynasty

    Please excuse my, uh, lack of eagerness or whatever you feel like it is you have to say about my late arrival this week. Some say it’s laziness. The industry finally catchin’ up with me. Lack of motivation. Or maybe a sis is just booked and annoyingly busy, ain't nothin' wrong with a lil' R&R...
  12. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO I Heard Everybody Talkin’ ‘Bout What They Gon’ Be, I Got High Hopes For You Bitches, We Gon’ See #Dynasty

    :snoop: Oh my god. Oh no. Holy shit. I talked about somethin' other than wrestling in my promo videos! How could I?! How dare I make it a point to mention somethin' I consider valuable to me and sharing my own experiences with the EAW audiences who have clearly enjoyed every bit of information...
  13. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Bitches Sleep, I Ain't Trippin', I'ma Let Em Sleep, I Ain't Trippin', Let Her Rest in Peace #Dynasty

    Yawn. Ohhhh, shit, fuuuuuck, my baaaaad, I don’t wanna get sued, pls no, Remi, I forgot you have a claim and that you’re the only goddamn person on the face of the world who’s allowed to fucking yawn. Fucking yawning, Remi? Really? A reflex, an involuntary nervous system function? And the...
  14. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO When I Pull Up On A Bitch, Tell That Bitch Back Back, I'm Too Good With These Words, Watch A Bitch Backtrack #Dynasty

    :mjlol: Yes, girl, you are absolutely right. I DO think you’re an absolute fucking idiot. Nevermind the bullshit you’ve been talking so recklessly out here, as far as I’m concerned, you can’t be anything less than an idiot to smoke cigars the way you do, like you’re practically begging for the...
  15. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO I Got EAW Bitches That I Gotta Act Like I Like, But My Acting Days Are Over, Fuck Them Bitches For Life #Dynasty

    Y’all know how fucking annoying it was for me to sit back and listen intently as Flannery McCoy opened her pretty lil’ mouth to say some ignorant shit like Kassidy Heart and Serena Bennett are “two of the best women’s wrestlers in the world”? Whew. First of all, the reason Kassidy is popular has...
  16. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO You Cannot Touch Me So Don't Even Try, Bitch, I Will Pull Up And Pop You Like Pie #PainforPride #UniversalWomensChampionship

    Bitch, get off my dick. I’m exhausted. You better relax, sis, before you get your shit spanked, for real, I’m as tired of listening to you as you are to me. This bitch done drained my energy, fam, my brains are dripping, seeping right outta my ears from tryna make sense out of Sienna Jade’s...
  17. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO All These Hoes Looking Cold, All these Bitches Fish Sticks #PainforPride #UniversalWomensChampionship

    Yawn. Was that all, Sienna? Was that really it, there wasn’t anything left for me in the Women’s World Champion’s arsenal? Duh. ‘Course there wasn’t, because the very minute she realized that I ain’t come here to fuck around, she been shook, got cold feet. Sienna has finally come to the...
  18. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Whatever You Do, Sis, Keep It Cute, Sis, Leave That Beefin' Shit at Ruth Chris or End Up Toothless #PainforPride #UniversalWomensChampionship

    First of all, I don’t know who this bug eyed bitch thinks she’s talking to. What is it about me that gives you the impression that I’m uneducated, sis? Hm? I know you can thank your incestuous parents for your own brain cell deficiencies, but what exactly can you credit mine to, Sienna? Lemme...
  19. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Serena Don't Need More Press, Kill 'Em All, Put Them Hoes to Rest, Walk In Bulletproof Vest #PainforPride #UniversalWomensChampionship

    And y’all never thought I’d be able to say that I made it here, huh? Wow. I can tell some of you bitches is pressed about it, too. But listen, I don’t give a fuck whatsoever. How can I make it any clearer that I have every right, that I have waaaaaaayyyyyy more “claim” to this title or whatever...
  20. Serena Bennett

    MATCH PROMO Hopped Out On A Whole Other Wave From These Bitches, Let's See One Of You Little Bitches Top That #RIPEmpire

    Oooohhhhhhh, look who put their big girl panties on, finally, and decided to bark back once she realized I wasn’t fuckin’ around with her ass? About time you woke up, sis. Even though I’m still tryna make sense of all that bullshit you spew so readily. Making jokes about sending yaself back to...