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  1. Shortfuse PAKA

    CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Voltage : Look at you Korey, you make me so proud

    Look at you, Korey, more time passes and more I can see my mark upon your soul. Thius is the greatest feeling I had in a while ! I know now why Provençal loves his shoal of kids so much. They're annoying, relentless in their naiveté, nonsensical, but man, now I realize what he feels when they...
  2. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Admiring his work.

    They grow up so fast, aren't they ? One day they're the most annoying of good boys, speaking about respect, spirit of competition and sportsmanship, the next, they're unstoppable beasts focused on kicking the shit out of the first innocent they cross path with. And all it takes is a tiny poke in...
  3. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Live from inside Korey Gaines's skull

    How does he do it again ?...ah yes...Hello there ladies and gentlemen, I am Shortfuse PAKA live from The Aerial Wonder's own head where I managed to install myself, rent free. Contrary of what everyone is thinking, the place is not empty, far from it. It's just bloated with useless shit. How can...
  4. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage 2 : The king of anger.

    See, I told you so. When it comes to pissing off people I am clearly the best in EAW. Look at our former champ for example. A few days ago, he was wanking in Paris and, after one single promo from an old bastard, he announces he's going to kill me next Sunday ! Admittedly, he said it after a...
  5. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Revenge, revenge everywhere

    Revenge, this word seems to be tossed around me a lot this week. Every corporate whore in the vicinity wants to get retribution on that good old PAKA and, I have to admit, it puts a king size smile on my mug. You see, if the Shortfuse moniker was bestowed upon me ages ago, back in the 20th...
  6. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Happy new year by the way

    Finally ! The last thing motivating me to do something of note in the EAW singles division is upon us ! A match...no not a match...a fight, a battle against Korey Gaines ! I have to admit, he took his sweet ass time to create the opportunity to shut me up once and for all, but there it is, with...
  7. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Reasons for winning

    What a shitty couple of weeks for the Arch Enemies. First, I lost a Triple Threat match against a weak prick, and Sarah Price, then my brother-in-law, Provençal, managed to lose to Woogieboy, the man who attacked one of his children back at Pain for Pride. No wonder we're not in the conversation...
  8. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Wicked Games : The third brutal wheel

    God damn it, here we go again. Me, who foolishly thought I could focus on the tag team division for a bit and on making Provençal's transformation from joke to pro-wrestler. No, I had to be dragged back into the singles fold for something I fucking don't care about. Don't get me wrong, like...
  9. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Setting the bar for Sarah Price (featuring Provençal)

    Inside a gym in the outskirts of Guadalajara, Mexico, a strange scene is happening. The main door of the establishment is closed and barricaded with a multitude of objects. From chains to nailed board with also chairs, tables, ladders, and shelves, everything seems done to make sure what's...
  10. Shortfuse PAKA

    @Gaines

    Hajime : Let's face it Aerial Toddler, even if PAKA-san was two feet tall, he is a bar you can't pass.
  11. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Voltage's bar of excellence

    I have waited so long for this. For the match to come against Terry Chambers. Finally ! A one-on-one fight against a worthy opponent. It took me some time and a tone of grind, of teaching lessons to my brother-in-law, of attempted murders against or made by me, of bullying, of scheming, of...
  12. Shortfuse PAKA

    @Gaines

    Hajime : Why do you want to be jumped by PAKA-san ? Is it because you want an excuse when you'll lose to him : "he attacked me before the match and hurt me, my loss doesn't count" ? It's not gonna work, because PAKA-san wants to face you in an official and fair fight just to make sure you'll...
  13. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Fight Grid : Not very heroic (feat. Provençal)

    The EAW Performancs Center in Newark, New Jersey, is buzzing, even in the very early hours of the day. Among the technical staff prepping the big Fight Grid show for Saturday and the trainers briefing the young lions, we can see two rings has been set up and each of them is full of wrestlers. On...
  14. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Any Progress ? (feat. Provençal)

    Inside a gym in the outskirts of Baltimore, the regulars are surprised by the sudden peak of activity. An EAW's bus is just parked near an old refurbished jeep they don't recognize. When some of them enter, they discover a slew of young women wearing tee-shirts from the EAW dojo. They are all...
  15. Shortfuse PAKA

    The Arch Enemies

    The Arch Enemies BASIC INFORMATION Team Name: Arch Enemies Team Members: Provençal and PAKA Manager : Hajime Kawano Picture Base of Each Member: Heath Slater | Tomohiro Ishii (Manager : Hiromu Takahashi) Combined Weight: 426 lbs. TEAM INFORMATION Team Disposition/Alignment: Provençal ...
  16. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Divide & Conquer : The time of harvest.

    The camera lights on inside a little dojo in an undisclosed location. In the middle of the room, a line of thirteen kendo fighters faces a little man in full wrestling gear. This guy, with his stern look, his fiery eyes and a face that only a mother could love, is easily recognizable : It's...
  17. Shortfuse PAKA

    @Gaines

    Hajime : No, he simply has better thing to do than repeat the same shit to the same people for the next century because they're either too stupid to understand it or don't want to face the ugly truth. So he lets me handle the mentally impaired in his stead as a training exercise for my future...
  18. Shortfuse PAKA

    @Gaines

    Hajime : Did you noticed that PAKA-san didn't say those words, it was me ? Of course you didn't noticed, since you can't understand why he wants to transform you into his personal carpet. But hey, at least you removed the stupid asterisks thing on your record. It might be a sign that all hope...
  19. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Bad day part two (continuation of Provençal's promo)

    Previously... Inside an EAW's medical room, The Unvictorious Provençal was battered, physically and mentally, after being attacked by Lance Blackfyre. With the help of his brother-in-law, Shortfuse PAKA, and the young lion, Hajime Kawano, the Joke managed to recover his happy go lucky mindset...
  20. Shortfuse PAKA

    MATCH PROMO Voltage : Unhealthy update

    A few hours following the terrifying deathmatch between Serena Riot and Shortfuse PAKA, journalists are waiting in front of an hospital near the arena. Indeed, rumors were that the Wrecking Ball was transferred in a different clinic than the Fallen Prophet, just in case both of them wanted to...