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  1. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Delete your sour milk promo NOW!

    Ugh.. Le sigh.. no no no, this will not do. I can't even with this disrespect. Lemme sit down on this chair like the cool teacher and have a little chat with you guys. (Ahren gets a chair spins it backward, and sits on it with his chest on the back part) Now don't I seem relatable with the...
  2. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO guess i'll promo or whatever

    Suhhhhh Cuhhhh It's yo boy GOATman fabtastic Ahren Fournier in da mufuckin building, hating every second of it. I haven't promo'd in a while so I don't know how to do it anymore, but you know, I have decided to bless your ear canals with the soft caressing vibrations that is my VOICE!!! Haha...
  3. Ahren Fournier

    Pic Base Changing Season 15 Edition

    ok changing to Ricky Starks
  4. Ahren Fournier

    Goals for season 15

    Choose a picbase
  5. Ahren Fournier

    Help me plz

    k i updated the poll based on suggestions made. u can vote again
  6. Ahren Fournier

    Help me plz

    U should be Malcolm Bivens
  7. Ahren Fournier

    Help me plz

    @Cameron Ella Ava
  8. Ahren Fournier

    Help me plz

    idfk man give me ideas, free text or some shit
  9. Ahren Fournier

    Help me plz

    K so I’m the woat at making up my mind about things, plz help. I’ve got many opinions on what pb to use, all opinions different so anyway... *ahem* Have u ever wanted to select who ahren fourniers picbase is? Well now ur in luck haha ok stfu help me and vote
  10. Ahren Fournier

    Pic Base Changing Season 15 Edition

    jk changing to Wes Lee
  11. Ahren Fournier

    Ahren Fournier

    updated profile for new season
  12. Ahren Fournier

    Pic Base Changing Season 15 Edition

    Robert Stone
  13. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Sigh... You're so dumb

    OMG TERRANCE MAKE LIKE YOU HAVE ALL WEEK AND SHUT YOUR DUMB SLOOT MOUTH! Gee I wonder why everyone has thought that you've phoned it in since losing the title.. Ummmm maybe it's because you have??!!! Like this is the first time you've talked all week, and now you're going to try and say...
  14. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Promoing for Charity

    Sigh, EAW lame af for dis fam. Ahren Fournier, one of the Golden Gooses of EAW, has to ruin his PFP by facing formally fat Terry, who is still very much fat on the inside. This is unfortunate for me, because I should be National Elite Champion as of this moment in time. But am I? Noooooooo, and...
  15. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Cherish this L bih

    I'll be real Holly Ahren doesn't know who you are. The fact EAW likes to keep doing this to me is very disrespectful to the GOAT, I don't want to do research ok? I'm on this fasting kick where I got like 15 hours of the day without eating, and then I just turn into a big ole chonkers! HAHA you...
  16. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Double Posting yo bih ass!

    Wakey Wakey TLA!! The heck you’re done? You quit? Did I put dat whoopin on ya too good? Well there you have it everyone Ahren Fournier NEWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! You just don’t have the stamina to keep up with me. I’m all hopped up on caffeine that is main lined into my blood stream. You...
  17. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO TLA? ugh no thank u

    Siiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh GAY JOKES? VAGINA JOKES??? FUCKING SHUT UP!!! YOU ARE SO BAADDD OMGOMGOMOMGOMG.. So now you're homophobic and try to make things up? Excellent, glad we have a freak like you as National Elite Champion. How many fucking times are you going to make the same...
  18. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO hey! ....... no

    I am not going to lie, I'm a confused sexy goat boi right now. How EAW is going to Egypt this weekend, is crazy to me. Who's sexual organ was pleasured for such a thing to happen? I just do not understand, in the state of our sick world, we are going to haphazardly go, to the dessert country...
  19. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO i still don't like u

    Well well well well well well well.. If it isn't my old nemesis TLA. The guy with no real name, interesting.. Very interesting. You know back when I first joined EAW, I felt that I could vibe with good ole TLA. You were the emperor of the vagina castle, and I, was interested in vagina. I was a...
  20. Ahren Fournier

    MATCH PROMO Generic Super Crackers

    Sigh lets be honest with each other... This match is woat. it isn't a real judgement of talent, and no one is being their true selves. The relevance of what everyone talks about is 0. We have people being a completely different version of themselves just trying to hear themselves talk, even when...