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  1. XV

    MATCH PROMO Tu no eres pendejita, eres PENDEJOTA (Pain for Pride XV #3)

    I guess you can call me a nostalgic person. I do like to focus every now and then on my past. I’ll be randomly doing something and think back to when I was a child. A time when I felt free of worries or any harm. Or I’ll be doing laundry and think back to my earlier years in the wrestling...
  2. XV

    MATCH PROMO Serenity ValMID (Pain for Pride XV 2)

    I’m not going to lie, it’s been a while since my entire focus has been on Ms. Valdez. These past couple of months I’ve been focusing solely on myself to ensure that I’m in the best mental state possible walking into Pain for Pride. I’ve taken the time to focus on myself while inhaling positivity...
  3. XV

    MATCH PROMO La Serpiente Venenosa (Pain for Pride XV: Part 1)

    When I first started my career in wrestling, I had a vision. I still recall the moment I had the vision so vividly. I had finished training for the day and after all of the students had gone home, I was tasked with sweeping the gym. As I felt sweat gather on my brow with every never-ending...
  4. XV

    MATCH PROMO Leave no stone unturned.

    Absolutely wonderful. I am beaming with glee knowing that the gnat has returned in a different format. She has come back in the form of a venomous snake. A snake with ferocious fangs ready to sink her teeth into anything that moves. La Serpiente, known as Serenity Valdez, is the cause for my...
  5. XV

    MATCH PROMO The beginning of the end.

    Through and through, only the strongest prevail, and most importantly - SURVIVE. Ever since my debut, I have been hanging on for dear life. As the days progressed, I tried my best to survive. It didn’t matter the obstacles in life and destiny put in my way, I always found the means to stick my...
  6. XV

    MATCH PROMO Stop patronizing me.

    Stop patronizing me. Mary, I can’t help but feel confused by the words that came out of your mouth. Right off the bat, you state that you’re not too impressed with my historic win because it didn’t “take me long” to achieve my goal of becoming Specialist champion. Pardon my french, but Mary...
  7. XV

    MATCH PROMO The Reign of La Diosa has Begun.

    I’m truly at a loss for words. Any other recently-crowned champion would stand high and mighty on their two legs with their chin propped up high towards the sky as they addressed the EAW Universe for the first time. They would say something along the lines of “I told you so” or “we all saw...
  8. XV

    MATCH PROMO The Grand Finale

    The EAW Universe and the people running this show in the back need to listen to my demands. The way this woman responded to the promotional video I posted a few days ago is not normal. Not even by the slightest. I’m not trying to be a snitch, but I wholeheartedly believe that the...
  9. XV

    MATCH PROMO Do you ever get tired of being an absolute fucking cunt? (This promo is not a paid sponsorship of the #EAWApp.)

    I truly do question this in the most sincere, thoughtful, caring manner. What happened to you, Harper, that made you turn into a genuinely disgusting adult? Did you get your no-no parts touched by that pervy uncle when you were a preteen? Did you get a little too tipsy at the first college party...
  10. XV

    MATCH PROMO Judgment day, Harper. Time is ticking.

    I know that you’d rather pretend and act like I don’t exist. All of a sudden, everything's a blur. You get a glimpse of my face and you can’t help but act confused. You’re trying hard to remember how this all started. How did this come to be? You remember bits and pieces of our partnership...
  11. XV

    MATCH PROMO It's in my D.N.A

    You know what Miku - I agree with you. WHY ARE THERE so many dumb bitches in this roster that believe they matter? Yourself included? Why should you be valued higher than others? What exactly do you bring to the table that is unique and different? Nothing, you dumb fucking bitch, that’s what...
  12. XV

    MATCH PROMO 🐀

    It’s about damn time things start going my way. And I mean that in the most non-cliché way possible. I’ve been a broken and battered soul for this entire season. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been through some triumphs that I wholeheartedly acknowledge. I’m not going to sit here and play the “woe...
  13. XV

    MATCH PROMO Delusional whore.

    I will never truly understand how certain individuals will not hold themselves accountable for the life of them. I’ve taken so many losses throughout my career and EAW. You may take a good glance at me and think that I have this company in the palm of my hand due to my influence and...
  14. XV

    MATCH PROMO I’m not dreaming of anything, I’m living it.

    Last week I had the opportunity to step into the ring for the first time in a few weeks. Usually, if I’m not booked on Dynasty, I will go to my father’s gym and wrestle in his ring - to make sure my skills are always sharp as a knife. This time around, though, I didn’t do that. I didn’t hop back...
  15. XV

    MATCH PROMO fumble

    If you’ve been a fan of EAW for a handful of years or just a wrestling fan in general, you would know how much the iconic, legendary, never forgotten Brody sparks meant to not only this company but this industry as a whole. I’m the type of woman who doesn’t like to waste time. Usually, if I’m...
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    MATCH PROMO No amount of Neosporin or Vick's Vapor Rub will heal the massive bruise your ego will suffer. (Reckless Wiring #4)

    We are only a day away from a monumental moment. A moment that will always be kept in the EAW record books. We have witnessed the return of the fallen Empress of Elite. The fallen Empress has vowed to make things different. She wants to prove that she wasn’t a failed prophecy. She wants to...
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    MATCH PROMO “You, among others, planted the seeds but I was the one watering the motherfucking plant.” (Reckless Wiring #3)

    You still don’t get it, don’t you? You’re still under the foolish impression that there’s something significant about you. You walk around this company believing that you’re this special gem that can ignite the fire from the asses of those who dare to stand in front of you. While my approach...
  18. XV

    MATCH PROMO From main character to side character. (Reckless Wiring #2)

    Ha. Haha. Wait - LMFAOOOO, nah you ain’t serious are ya? How are you going to show up after a 3-year hiatus and say that it’s like you never left? Acting like you got a seat at the dinner table when you weren’t even invited to the feast. Nah, I have second-hand embarrassment. Is this really...
  19. XV

    MATCH PROMO Stop talking about the past and start focusing on the future. (Reckless Wiring #1)

    So, it has come to this. Ximena Velasquez, the valiant gladiator, went from slaying dragons to fighting old ghosts from the past in a span of a few months. Do you people truly understand how deflating that is? I have no idea how this came about. At King of Elite, I was inches away from...
  20. XV

    MATCH PROMO You make me fucking sick to my stomach, every time I think of you I PUKE.

    Can’t say I didn’t warn ya. How mediocre do you have to be to celebrate a win against EAW’s local dunce? Am I hearing this right, Caroline? You’re proud that you beat someone who everyone has run through on Dynasty? Someone who is the lowest of the lows? Someone who is due to get canned once a...