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  1. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Corona Hombres Para Siempre - GR Trece

    Y'all done chose violence. It be time for violence. Y'all know that we be keeping it tranquilo and violent at the same time. We filled with the power of love and positivity while we beat yo ass and snap yo neck with a Mexican Destroyer. Ain't no conflicts. Ain't no contradictions whatsoever. We...
  2. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Talk Yo Shit - GR Doce

    We sliding on through with that consistency. Ain't no shame ain't no doubt about it. You know that all the opps be tryna come for a vato. They think that they can measure up to papi but they going to find out the hard way that is just straight up impossible. Ain't nobody doubtin’ on yo boi you...
  3. TLA

    MATCH PROMO My Rampage Grand AF - GR Once

    Orale y’all know that when I hit that ring I always be hitting it the hardest. Big bad hombre style out here. Y’all best recognize just who the biggest threat all up in this lucha game really be. You see me coming you might as well just bail. Just eliminate yo own self and avoid the beating...
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    MATCH PROMO No Waffling Allowed - GR Diez

    You know that we all kinds of hyped and all kinds of pumped up for this Grand Rampage match. Fuck everyone else in this match this match all about me. You know that we realer in real ain’t nobody matching the realness of a vato. Y’all already know how it is. Fuck em all. Fuck a Daryl Kinkade...
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    MATCH PROMO Excuses Excuses - GR Nueve

    Y’all know we bringing that strength. We bringing that tenacity. Survivor type shit. Fighter type shit. You know that haters going to hate regardless but we fuck em up cuz we doing our own thang. People wanna have mi nombre on they lips but they ain’t understand what mi nombre mean. If they...
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    MATCH PROMO Step 1: Fuck Around Step 2: Find Out - GR Ocho

    Uggo? That might be the worst insult that I have received in this match so far. Y’all not about to deny that La Pantera Sexual is a sexy beast Ashylnn! Nah you gonna have no choice but to recognize! Y’all be giving me gifts n shit all kinds of anger cuz y’all be thinking I am treating you as...
  7. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Falling Stars - GR Siete

    Iight so this week we done established that EAW is some kind of hellscape where everyone has a shit season and everyone gotta be miserable 24/7 and the Grand Rampage is literally the only way to save all of our failing careers. This is a legit life or death scenario for all of us and we finna be...
  8. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Has Anyone In This Match Actually Had A Good Season? - GR Seis

    We in it to win it. Don’t y’all ever forget it. Jake Smith best not forget that shit neither. Nah bro waffling but we about to cook that waffle and eat it for real. Bout to eat him like a snack cuz you know we stay feastin’ and we got 28 other feasts to be had the rest of the night. You know...
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    MATCH PROMO Always Bet On TLA - GR Cinco

    You know that I be going way back with a lot of my opps. We got that history. When y’all been in the game as long as yo boi has you be making all kinds of memories. Got all them memories back when I was teaming all up with ARIA and shit. You know that Drake King done came for my career n shit...
  10. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Buenas Noches - GR Cuatro

    Damn I got the respect of both Usagi Senshi and ARIA now. That shit getting confusing. They be beefing. But I am a neutral type of vato. Ain’t about to pick a side. These chicas stay wildin’ for La Pantera Sexual but you know that they feuding privately. That ain’t none of my business tho. What...
  11. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Killshot - GR Tres

    Yo who else we got in this match for us to beef with? I ain’t even know. I ain’t even know. Ven a buscarme. Ain’t no stop. Iight lets hold up you know that we got some people spouting off. They be making the most noise so far this semana. Respect they going all in going all off. They bocas...
  12. TLA

    MATCH PROMO We Throwing Down And Y'all Going Down - GR Dos

    Iight primero… first off before I start going off on all them opps it looks like we gotta correct the record for someone who be missing the point of what little I have already had to say so far this week. Yee you know we got them sharks in the water they looking to twist yo words tear that shit...
  13. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Can't Stop The Hustle - GR Uno

    Yoyoyo this yo boi TLA and we comin’ at you live with all of that rampaging and all of that grandness. Yeee we goin’ old school. Ye you know what time of year it is. That time of year we get to go all out. Get to spit some of that wildness. You know that it is time to let that boca loose. Time...
  14. TLA

    MATCH PROMO Nobody Cares 😀

    The camera fades in to TLA training for his upcoming match on Voltage. TLA is shown feasting on Skittles to give him the energy he needs to get through his workout. He is going to win this match on Voltage with the power of the rainbow. TLA: Yoyoyo it’s yo boi TLA and we comin’ in hot to put an...
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    MATCH PROMO For Someone Who Hates Poons Y'all Sure Want Everyone To Know How Much You Been Screwed

    The camera fades to TLA outside the arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania getting hyped for his main event match on Voltage. A big ass lucha for sure is coming up and he is getting in the mental state necessary to head on into that match and prepare to fight up against Dr. Bethany Blue. TLA: You...
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    MATCH PROMO The TLA Way > The GD Way

    The camera fades in to TLA in an unknown location with palm trees in the background. TLA had previously uploaded his long ass video once already but then he took it down after people online made fun of how long it was. Now TLA is uploading an even longer version of the video. That will really...
  17. TLA

    MATCH PROMO El Rey del Palacio

    The camera fades in to TLA chillin’ out in front of El Palacio Real. Chiefin’ on some of that finest mota. He watching that Royal Guard up in here they doin’ some king shit. TLA determined at Shock Value to become a king when he snatch that EAW World Championship for real for real. TLA: Yoyoyo...
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    MATCH PROMO Imma Gore The Shit Out This Mf

    The camera fades into TLA arriving at his hotel room in Madrid. He has just arrived in the country having gotten off the plane and now has only a few days to prepare for his High Voltage match at Shock Value. He has some free time before the gym opens up so he decides to record another video...
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    MATCH PROMO Imma Win The EAW Title Using AI

    The camera fades in to TLA at his laptop as he does the most important part of preparation that any wrestler can do for an upcoming EAW World Championship Match. TLA: Leggo. Charlie Marr ain’t going to have no counter for this. We strategizing. TLA is shown logging into ChatGPT as he begins to...
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    MATCH PROMO For The Game I Love

    The camera fades in to TLA training in the gym before his match this week on Voltage teaming with Charlie Marr against NICHOLISM. TLA takes a break from his workout to record a video having talked about that match already he is now going to address his upcoming match with Charlie Marr at Shock...