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Aye yai yai. Social media is being flooded with posts from my fellow elitists left and right. Not that I’m complaining, because it shows where their head is at. Obviously, they’re focused ahead of Grand Rampage, and why wouldn’t they be? This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The chance to main...

I’d like to tell you all a story. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending. Our story begins at Operation: Doomsday, the night I lost my Interwire Championship. Now, I don’t expect most of you to understand how that feels, but please, try to bare with me. See, losing the Interwire Title wasn’t a bad...

Wow. All I can say is… wow! The amount of positive feedback, and support I’ve received from the EAW universe has been overwhelming to say the least. Overwhelming, but not surprising. Because with the right attitude, or… the right mindset, then people tend to gravitate towards you. For that, I am...

😄 Hello, EAW universe! You’re probably surprised, and I get it. No one expected to see a smile on my face following Operation: Doomsday. After all, I did lose the Interwire Championship to Drake Armstrong. Congrats to him by the way! Though, I’ll admit, at first, it made me really upset, so...

First of all, who the hell is Ariel Helwani, and why is he interviewing you, not the Interwire Champion? You must’ve paid him or something. Doesn’t matter. What matters is: I’ve got a little spare time, and happened to watch that interview of yours, Ryan. “Riveting” stuff. Actually, I take that...

It’s Thursday, and you know what that means? It means that Operation: Doomsday is rapidly approaching. It means that I am on the cusp of a second Interwire Title defense. It means that, for only one more day, do I have to hear the annoying, grating voices of both Ryan Wilson and Drake Armstrong...

There are two sides of Ronan Malosi to watch out for. First, there’s the side that likes to have a good time, that likes to throw celebrations in the ring, that can be almost “comedic” at points, then there’s the side that is serious. The side that is focused, the side that’ll drop the act, and...

Two and a half years. Now, that may not mean much to the people coming after this title, but it means a lot to the guy holding this title, because for two and a half years, I scratched, and I clawed my back to this position. Back to being the Interwire Champion. At King of Elite, those two and a...

Following Dynasty last week, while on the private jet back home, against better judgment, I decided to check social media, and what do I see? People laughing at my misery, claiming that I deserved what happened to me. Well, I disagree. Really, I didn’t deserve a damn thing that happened to me. I...

Oh, wait, don’t tell me. The big question on everyone’s mind is “can they coexist?” Can Ryan Wilson, and Ronan Malosi be a cohesive unit for one night only, so they can topple the team of Bronson Daniels and Jake Smith? I don’t know, can we? Can Ryan Wilson take his mind off my gold for one...

Shinzo, for the last time, I don’t care. You’re out to save the world or something, good for you. Granted, your one man, so you’re probably not gonna make much a difference, but still. We concern ourselves with two very separate things. You’re right, I’m concerned with Elite Answers Wrestling...

You’re so boring, Shinzo. Honestly, having to listen to someone go on and on about Japan this, Japan that, the effects of my smoking and drinking habits, yada, yada, yada- listen, no one cares. I certainly don’t. The only thing I care about is, at King of Elite, coming out of it, who will be...

At Road to Redemption, I regained my Interwire Championship back, a title I should’ve never lost to begin with. To do that, I defeated Theron Nikolas, a former Answers World Champion, and future EAW Hall of Famer. Now, that should’ve earned your respect, but it hasn’t. Why is that? Because I...

Last week, I defeated Mitsubachi, and I’d love to sit here and act as if that’s some sorta big win for me, but given my track record this season, it’s not. I mean, when you’re defeating talents such as Theron Nikolas, Xander Payne, Bronson Daniels, and Jake Smith, MITSU just doesn’t carry that...

A little reminder that I am the Interwire Champion, not Theron Nikolas, and NOT Ms. Extreme. So, ask yourselves, following last week, who’s the real winner? Me. It’ll always be me, because I still have what everyone else wants, and that’ll be the case a year from now, two years from now, three...

Now, I consider myself to be an honest man. However, last week, I was forced into quite the unfavorable position. Last week, I was forced into being a liar. Because during the Tribal Celebration, I said that nothing could ruin my night. Well, I was wrong, because something did ruin my night, and...

I’d love to say that it’s been fun, but Roberto, Bea, let’s not kid ourselves. It hasn’t. Quite frankly, T.G.I.S. Thank God it’s Saturday, because that means I won’t have to address either of you again, hopefully for the rest of this season. You both can take your crap back over to Voltage, and...

It’s well documented that me and our audience are not on the best of terms, nor have we ever been. But I wouldn’t change that, because it’s obvious the reason why. They’re jealous of me. They’re jealous of me, because their life sucks, and mine doesn’t. Clearly, as I’m holding the Interwire...

Finally. Finally, after two long years, the Interwire Title is back where it belongs, and that’s with me. Honestly, it’s been so long, I almost forgot the perks that came with being a champion. Now, I can eat with this thing, I can shower with it, I can brush my teeth with it over my shoulder, I...

Well, there he is. There’s Theron Nikolas, here to deliver his last statement as Champion, because believe me, it is going to be his last. I know that, but most of all, I hope he knows. I hope he knows that, following Road to Redemption, the next time he wants to look in the reflection of...