MATCH PROMO đŸ‘‘ "I got no clue where the hell our hiring department finds these fucking weirdos..." 💎 [DY 01]

Veena Adams

Professional Wrestling Royalty👑
EAW ROSTER
National Elite Champion
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Okay, so literally I need to know who fucking hired this pussy ass version of Darkane (not that the OG was any better, but whatever), because this ****** really thinks he is going to come out this week and spout off some philosophical bullshit, tell us more about his dumb ass sob story, and then try and tell me that he doesn’t want to do all this talking leading up to the match, but will go through the motions because it’s his fucking job. I got no clue where the hell our hiring department finds these fucking weirdos, but I can only assume that since this bitch was homeless up until he got the EAW signing bonus he was literally pulled off the streets. Look, I get we need to have some stringy-haired, strung out, drug addict on our roster that looks a certain way to fill some type of quota but when this man ends up falling to Veena Adams on this week’s episode of Dynasty, I fully expect him to hang his head in shame and walk his washed up ass right on out the door. The recruiting department is going to have to go right back to searching for the next loser to sign and give a chance too, and I’m really gunna laugh when these types of people continue to do nothing but disappoint. I really don’t know why this man is on my roster, looks more like some Voltage bozo to me, and I really hope to fucking Gawd that he understands who the hell he’s dealing with come Dynasty. That ridiculous garbage he said last week during his verbal battle with Dirk King… Drake King… Cake King… whoever the Hell, was literally the sorriest excuse of a speech I have ever seen in my life and remember kids, I had to suffer through the Xavier Williams ‘BeSt In ThE wOrLd’ era. :yikes:

Jesus Christ.

You people know I hate intergender wrestling with a passion. We have a women’s division. We have a men’s division. I don’t believe those lines should be crossed because unlike the rest of the delusional cunts here in EAW, I am proud to be a representative of the women’s division. I would much rather be showcasing my talent against other women, instead of trying to be a stupid bitch and prove to the world that I can hang with men because I suffer from some assinine inferority complex 🙄! However, this week I really don’t have a choice, so I’m choosing to look at this match with this fucking scrub as an actual act of charity on my part. It’s the holiday season, after all, and apparently people in my position are supposed to be giving towards those who are less fortunate. Most of the time, I wouldn’t give a fuck about charity because it’s not my fault I’m a silver spoon fed, trust fund baby who has never, ever had to truly earn anything her life, but I gotta find some kind of silver lining in this weird ass situation I find myself in. The Fallen Angel. The fuck kinda name is that? I’m not really here for some kewt little play on words. I’m just going to refer to this motherfucker as his government name which is apparently Mark. Kind of an ugly name, but he’s an ugly man, and it’s better than calling this person ‘The Fallen Angel.’ Not gunna lie, when I first we had an Elitist who went by the name ‘The Fallen Angel’, I thought we had signed some indy bitch who could help make the women’s division even stronger, but instead we got this weak ass pussy, and the women’s division got some nasty cunt named Holly Arrow :mjlol: Go figure.

I could sit here and talk about how I don’t get paid enough to deal with this kind of bullshit, but let’s be real honest. I’m pretty sure I get paid more than most of you, and deservedly so. I work tirelessly to make Dynasty better as the only General Manager of the brand with enough balls to make the tough decisions, and I bust my ass inside the ring, doing whatever I can to continue improving and getting myself in championship form. I was close at Wicked Games, and I have taken a lot of positives from that performance. I’m going to become the Specialists Champions sooner or later, and you can fucking bank on that. You know who won’t ever become a champion, though? Yupp, you guessed it, ole Mark. The one who let drugs and alcohol completely destroy any hopes of a bright future he had in this sport. “My Road to Redemption” was a clever title for your videos last week, Marky Mark, but there’s not going to be any redemption for you here in Elite Answers Wrestling. This is the most demanding professional wrestling organization in the world. We are one of the biggest sports organizations in the world. If you cracked under the pressure of a much smaller spotlight, the fuck are you gunna do here? You have absolutely no chance at separating yourself from the pack, standing on your own two feet, or amounting to anything worth a damn here. Very few people have what it takes to break out and become somebody around here, and you definitely don’t have what it takes. You may have won your debut match last week, but it only gets harder from here, because this is a cutthroat business. The people in this company who know what the hell they’re doing are going to look at you and see an easy win, a piece of prey, someone they can chew up and spit out, and get an easy fucking victory over. You’re absolutely NOTHING, and I really want you to understand that and accept that. I don’t want you to go out of your way to speak this week, since you apparently don’t like talking much the week leading up to a match :wtf:, because I already know that whatever does come out of your mouth is going to be a complete waste of my precious time.

I don’t really have a lot of patience for people like you, Mark, because we all fucking know you’re the type who isn’t going to be here for the long haul. You are going to have a few matches, take a few losses, and realize that you just don’t want to stick it out. Despite all your struggles, you probably still have some form of entitlement that all new people come in here with, assuming that shit is going to be handed to you simply because you decided to show up for work a couple of times. It doesn’t work that way, and I can already tell that you aren’t going to be willing to truly dig your heels in and work yourself back into shape. You obviously look like a lazy, fat fuck, and we all know you got issues with your stamina :mjlol: the longer the match goes. I can study tape from your tryout match and see that you clearly aren’t in the shape you need to be in to become a top tier Elitist, and just knowing that, and seeing you huffing and puffing as you drug your lard ass around the ring last week, I really do question how the fuck you even got signed. Dirk King must really fucking suck to have tapped out to you. What a fucking loser. Imagine tapping to someone like ole Mark. Could never be me, swear to Gawd. This fucker is a waste of roster space, and I'm never going to let Starr Stan or anyone else invest any time in him. I love EAW, and there is no denying that, but some really retarded decisions get made on almost a daily basis. Allowing you to come to Dynasty that has a roster featuring some of the greatest Elitists ever in the history of this company has to be right up there at the top because there’s no fucking way you belong competing in the ring on Friday nights. Your best bet would have been being signed to Showdown, who just love to give any fuckward a mega push, not to mention you could be competing against The Woogieman for the Special Ed belt. There is something for everyone here in EAW, but whatever you’re searching for isn’t going to be found on Dynasty, you dumpster fire. You’re going to find yourself defeated by a member of EAW’s Royal Family, then you’re gunna have to go right back to the drawing board. I just find it fucking sad that you really probably thought you would come here and have some remarkable Cinderella like comeback story. You fought your demons, beat your drug and alcohol addiction, and now you’re ready to be the professional wrestling champion you were always supposed to be! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh my god. Just thinking about that is fucking hilarious. This isn't Hollywood and this shit isn't about to happen on my watch.

I’m going to get into that ring on Dynasty and just really beat the fuck out of you, Mark. I’m going to run circles around you, tire you out, and put on a fucking clinic. It’s going to be an incredible victory for me, and a rather humiliating loss for you, and quite frankly, it’s the type of loss you deserve. Don’t get me wrong, there is no shame in losing to Veena Adams, because obviously that name means more to this industry than most. But I’m going to beat you so badly that you are never going to want to show your meth addicted face around here again. I don’t like you. You’re gross. You don’t belong here in EAW, and you damn sure don’t belong on Dynasty. Dynasty is my show, like literally, and you got no future on my brand. You’ll never break out. You’ll never make a name for yourself. You’ll never stick it out, take your lumps, and find a way to will yourself forward. You’re going to fall right back down that hole. Your demons are going to find you. You’ll start drinking again, and pretty soon you’ll be buying those stupid little gas station roses so you can make a crack pipe and get your fix. You are going to end up dying, and death is probably what you deserve, Mark. Take your beating on Dynasty, pack your bags, and go home. Salvage whatever sobriety you have and find something else to do with your life. I am sure there is some shitty indy fed out there that you can join and get some respectable wins, and that is probably more of your lane. You’ll never redeem yourself in EAW, and I can’t wait to snuff you out like the insignificant piece of trash that you are.
 

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