MATCH PROMO Carrying deadweight (Voltage 1)

Charlie Marr

Marlon Bando
EAW ROSTER
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I am not here to play around this week, I just want blood on my hands. I don’t give a fuck about niceties here, I am here to fuck some cunts up. Similarly to the way that I am approaching this match physically, I am approaching it the same way verbally. I’m not going to mince my words, I just want to insult some pathetic motherfuckers. It’s that simple. Sit down and enjoy.

Noah Reigner, let’s start with you. The World Champion. The top dog. The assault rifle. I’ve already embarrassed one World Champion in the Voltage Main Event, don’t think I won’t do it again. Granted, that was a piss poor excuse for a human in Rex McAllister. He is absolute dogshite, hence why he is picking on my former tag team partner. There is no reason for him to stoop that low but he is truly desperate for a victory. Whatever though, this shit is about him. This is about Noah Reigner. I am positively sure that Noah Reigner would agree that Rex McAllister is god awful. I think it does say a lot about Noah’s character that he was frightened of even cashing in the Cash in the Vault briefcase on Rex. When you think how shit Rex is, it’s very poor that Noah was afraid. He had to wait until he could beat a beaten up old man. It was literally like taking candy from a baby. I expected better of you, Noah. I was under the impression that you were a top star in this company. You constantly brag about your accomplishments and how you are such an incredible human being, when are you going to prove that? Is this the match in which you will actually prove that you are a top dog? You might be a World Champion but it’s not exactly a deserved reign. Just take a look at the Cash in the Vault participants for fuck sake. It would have been harder to lose that match than it was to win it. Lucian Black for a start, who the fuck is that? Raven Roberts? Aint that an Empire hoe? Why was she possibly in with a chance of getting close to a World Championship? They really must have been desperate for participants. It’s a shame, they could’ve just asked me to be in it. I would’ve done double duty. I could have at least put a fight in and stopped Noah from winning. This match is just a sample of what is to come, Noah. Charlie Marr pinning Noah Reigner in a Voltage Main Event. The difference is that next time it will be for the World Championship.

Also, I fucked Evelyn Ridley.

Jack Ripley, my old buddy. How’s your sister holding up? Hope she mentioned to you that I popped to see her the other day and made it up to her. She knows I didn’t mean to hit her with a chair and that you’re the little bitch who ducked it. If you were a real man, you would have taken that chair shot for your little sister. Alas, you didn’t and you started this shit that has happened between us. It’s a real shame, Jack. We could’ve been good friends. We could’ve created something special here but you clearly didn’t want that. We could’ve helped each other and helped get each other to the top. Instead, we hate each others guts. I am a big fan of peace so this is disappointing to see. It has never been my intention to create some kind of rivalry with anyone here but you’ve created this trouble. It’s your fault, Jack. When I am beating you down and you’re laying in a pool of your own blood you need to remember that. You’re going to have a lot of time to think while you are in the hospital. You will be able to deeply analyse your actions and question why you acted in the way that you did. I think you’ll be able to realise what you did wrong and what you can do better in the future. Analysing and thinking about these things is a big part of professional wrestling. It’s just one of the reasons that I am a top star in EAW and you are not. If you didn’t attack every situation all guns blazing you might be a bit better. You might have accomplished a little more. I hope you are grateful for my help here, Jack. I’ve offered you a lot of helpful advice here, you could really take it all in and better yourself. For some reason though, I don’t think you’re going to head my advice whatsoever. I think you’re just going to get really angry for no reason and fuck yourself over again. Ah well, I tried.

There is one thing that I am not happy about with this match though. That is, my tag team partner. I don’t want to be in tag team matches anymore. I carried deadweight for months on end, this deadweight is even heavier. I am fed up of being used to make others look better. I don’t want to carry Xander Payne to a Main Event victory. I don’t want to be a pawn in whatever the management is attempting to do with Xander. I do know what their plan is though. This is all a big part of their masterplan to make Xander Payne look like an actual credible threat before he faces up against Noah for the World Championship. Everybody and their mothers know that Xander doesn’t stand a chance against Noah. Management are hoping that if I carry him to victory over Noah on Voltage, people might actually think he has a shot at winning the world championship. They’re doing their damn hardest to ensure people don’t just switch off when the Main Event rolls around. That match is already a forgone conclusion, nobody is going to tune into that shit. It’s disappointing that I am being used to make someone else another credible threat. I should be the one who is competing for the World Championship.
Here’s the thing though. I could beat Jack and Noah on my own. I don’t need Xander Payne there. I will do it on my own.
 

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