MATCH PROMO Failure to Communicate ( Versus Visual Prophet 4 )

Ryan Joseph Wilson

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Off voice ''Welcome to round four of trying to make an elementary school bully understand he is going to get the belt treatment and severely grounded on Saturday! It can be impressive sometimes to see the amount of shit that can come out of someone's mouth doesn't it?''

Is heard as the camera opens up on a view of the inside of a leer jet in which we see Ryan Wilson seated on one of the chairs, in front of him looking at a tablet is Sylvain Primeau his coach and associate half of the pair known as The Family and on the other side of the place lazily sprawled on the couch is Tony The Brujah St-Michel who seems to be taking a nap. There is some music in the background but we aren't able to perceive what it is exactly. Not that it matters.

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Sylvain - ''I mean, I'm going through the latest from Prophet and hell I feel like I'm reading a constant deluge of bullshit. Like a Niagara Falls of ass. A tsunami of shit. You get the idea.''

Ryan - ''Yeah yeah, I know, I didn't go through it yet though I had better things to do like training and whatnot before we got in the air on our way to Austin.''

Sylvain - ''I got the transcript here on my iPad, can't say it's going to win some literature awards or promo of the year anytime soon but I have to give it to him he is trying hard.''

Ryan - ''Uh uh, so what did the Prophet grace me with verbally today uh?''

Sylvain - ''Let's see... He started by talking about his belief that losing against you won't affect him in the least. He then goes on talking about Ripley and the moment he got traded in exchange of the now-fired former Champion Malcolm Jones was great considering the outcome of it.''

Ryan - ''He can say what he wants about his loss to me, because he will lose, and if he truly feels like it won't affect him then so be it but the loss will be there regardless. But we all know he's trying to convince himself it won't affect him. It's sad to see him blow smoke up his own ass in an attempt to get me and to think it won't bother him but the fact is that it will. His pride and ego won't allow him otherwise and since I am about to send him on a trip to city of Butthurt he is trying to maintain a cool cat face but that will go down as quickly as his erection later that night as he will be so bummed by it that he won't be able to keep it up. Viagra will take care of that for him of course but the sex he'll have after the match won't be enjoyed because he'll still have the loss on his mind. It might not have him to go through all of the range of emotions I talked about yesterday but it will be in the back of his mind, always nagging, pecking at his brain not letting go.''

Sylvain - ''I bet he will end up cursing your name saying something like ~Damn you, Wilson! I'm so annoyed by having lost that I can't focus enough to fuck!~''

Ryan - ''Maybe, but whatever because in the end I will have kept my words and will be moving on. Now about that Malcolm Jones thing, last time I got someone fired he was signed on by another brand and became a bigger name than when he was on Dynasty by sucking at The One Percent's tits. And let's be honest here Jones owns Ripley on any level so imagine if Jenny Punk is smart and works on bringing Jones back home on Showdown what do you think the man will do? Who do you think his first target is going to be? None other than the Viz. So while bae is gloating about the best trade-in EAW history he might want to watch out because his words can cost him dearly in the end. I would pay good money to see Jones beat his ass, it would surely be Free-Per-View worthy but in the meantime, I will gladly settle to be the one to stomp a mudhole up the Prophet's ass and walk it dry this Saturday.

Sylvain - ''He nagged on about how you're draft announcement was on Social Media and not on the draft show.''

Ryan - ''When is that supposed to trigger me I wonder? Here is his promotional genius mind at it's best and it makes me want to yawn so much I'd dislocate my jaw in the process. Let me give you a name of people who got drafted in the latest draft by being called upon Social Media: Remi Skyfire, Landerson, Mark Michaels, Terry Chambers, and Consuela Rose Ava all of the big names. Well maybe not Michaels but all the other big names an how many of them gave a fuck about being called up via Social Media and not on the show itself? Care to take a guess? But that ain't all, what's funny to see is that under the post that confirmed my pick on the Showdown and making the brand the Ryan Wilson Show among those that liked it was one Visual Prophet.''

Sylvain - ''Bitch the fuck whaaaaaat?''

Ryan - ''But whatever, because no one gives a fuck about how they get the call as long as they get it. It's like in the NHL, it's not because you aren't called upon the First Round Draft Show with Gary Bettman moving to the stage 31 times to say the next team is on the clock plus when there's a trade that the people picked in later rounds and off the air won't have great careers. Hell! The Great One himself was actually undrafted and we all know what mark he made on the history of the game!''

Sylvain - ''Shit that's right Gretzky never got drafted!''

Ryan - ''Nope! So you see, it doesn't matter if you get drafted or not an no one gives a fuck about it. That just goes to show how much of a little peacock Viz is, he plays it big with his fancy figures and his allure but comes Saturday I will pluck out those feathers of his and it will not be a fun time for him. What else did he say?''

Sylvain - ''Let's see...''

We see the son of Prime scroll up the transcript of the promo a little bit.

Sylvain - ''He calls you out thinking you should've attacked him physically instead of verbally acknowledge his words on social media.''

Ryan - ''So basically he begs me to whip his ass, I would find that cute if I thought he was pretty or even remotely interesting but we all know what I think about that. He doesn't need to beg to be defeated, I was already going to oblige him since the moment I saw our names upon the card next to each other. See going back to being thankful I will give thanks to Jenny Punk for finally giving me an opponent that isn't at the bottom of the card so that I can go back to display my talent against worth my time opponents. How can I improve and get better when I face lower-tier talent? To be the best I have to face the best now listen Viz don't get your panties all strung up this is no admittance that you are the best, but you sure are better than who I faced before and that is as much credits that I will be giving you now and after our match.''

Sylvain - ''He then bitched about he should be the one getting title shots and not you.''

Ryan - ''Maybe if he was less of man-whore and more of a workhorse maybe, just maybe, he would have more title shots than me. Just saying.''

Sylvain - ''Oh this is good, next he goes on listing the people he lost to since he joined EAW.''

Ryan chuckles softly ''Wait he actually did that? I get the point, he tries to show he is better by having faced superior opponents just like I expose the fact that despite my own losses I show heart, resiliency and more. So I can't call him stupid for something I do myself. However, considering he lost against all those athletes, all people higher up the food chain can he really claim he is better? All this tells me is he had better opponents than I had since he began but that still doesn't change the fact that if he wants to keep comparing dicks I have received more title opportunities than him. What this tells us a story is that I am working harder than him against weaker opponents than he does against so-called superior ones. You'd figure he would have gotten more than one shot at gold by facing all those names right? Nope, he only got that one title shot. Sure he got the belt, but the fact it's the only one he ever had when he faces all that talent and I got shots after shots tell you I am better. But he won't agree, so what else is he spitting?

Sylvain - ''Let's see... Hmmm hmm... No way you can beat him... Uh uh... Bleh bleh bleh... Bigger draw, physically superior... Nanana... You could've done what he did if you were better... You are a could've ... Blah blah blah basically for a good part of the later part of the promo be talks about how you could've been like him, how you could've been better ''

Ryan - ''I don't want to be the second Ru Paul wanna be; I am the first Ryan Wilson of EAW and there is no amount of words he'll say that will make me change my mind about my worth and what I know I can do. See you don't even need to continue reading what he said to me because I can tell what he will say it's the same shit that he's been saying all week. He keeps thinking he is better, superior, sexually more active, more attractive, more lucrative so on and so forth but that doesn't matter now and won't matter this Saturday once I step foot in the ring and get in his face. He can claim to be the best thing since the invention of Windows but in the end, I am the virus that will end up crashing his system. I'm the line of code he won't be able to decypher, I am the hacker he won't be able to counter. I am that guy in your favorite multiplayer online that you get angry at over the mic because no matter how hard you try you can't get one kill over him. He can talk all the trash he wants, I still am going to beat him up Saturday. He can believe what he wants of himself and I will still beat him up Saturday. He can think my victory is an absolute impossibility but guess what? I am still going to beat him up Saturday! It's not a matter of odds or logic or skill level comparison you can grab all of that and toss it out the window. This is simply me telling him and the whole bunch of fucknuts who thinks like him how things are going to go. See that is the major malfunction coming from him he thinks this match is so much in the bag that there is simply no way for him to even fancy the idea that I might beat him. So convinced, so resolute, so drilled into his mind that there is no way on this dirtball of a planet that I can keep him down for three seconds that the mear idea of it is an alien concept for his brain that his psyche can't seem to try and try to comprehend. That is why I am predicting his mind will break when I will go against everything he believes and shatter it all into oblivion. He is so anchored into thinking I can't win that once I will something will break within him, how can it be otherwise? I'm convinced of it. He might not show it, but I'm pretty sure he won't come out of Austin with all his marbles once I'm through with him.''

Sylvain - ''You got to admit though the two of you share your convictions in common. I mean, the two of you actually believe there is no way the other can beat him.''

Ryan - ''No, wrong. See I know very well that he can beat me, what we do have alike is the thought that this match will not phase us. On my end, this match against him win or lose is a showcase and my way back towards the top of the card and I have not talked about a title shot yet. He needs to get through his numbskull that right now title shots are not my main concern, if It was It would be all I would talk about and you know what? Let's talk about it but not mine Viz: Yours! With all that so-called talent, that sass, that flair, your pretend charisma with all those qualities you lined up together in so-you-think elaborate fashion why or why have you not gotten more than that one title shot eh? Why are you not battling Michaels for the Pure belt? What about Felix for a shot at becoming a two-timing whore no, of course, I mean Champion? Better yet have your own dream of facing Dedede made true already? You're better than me ya? You should by that weak sauce mentality of yours then have received more chances than me. At least twice as much! No? Well, the truth? You aren't worthy. If you were allocating the efforts you put into your wardrobe or the holes you fuck into actually wrestling then maybe you would be where you hallucinate you are at now. Maybe if you were really giving it your all you'd have better a better match this week. Fancy this: Maybe if you were better than you think you are you would've won some of the matches you almost pride to have lost. But no, you take so much time figuring which color of eyeshadow you want to put on that you forget to fully focus and dedicate yourself to do what you're actually paid to do. You aren't paid to be the next American Fashionista buddy, you are paid to be a wrestler and kick your opponents' ass! The only thing you're good at beating these days is your own dick by the way I see things. ''

Sylvain - ''Ryan if you don't mind there is something I'd like to talk to the Prophet directly from his second to last promo.''

Ryan - ''Okay?''

Sylvain then turns so that he can look directly at the camera.

Sylvain - Hello Prophet, you asked Ryan to make sense of the fact that Brujah and I hold more titles than Ryan. You want to know why Tony over there and I hang around with Ryan with the pedigree we have and the history we have, yes? Personally, my motivation is simple: Like my father, I believe in Ryan Wilson and I see what Sebastien saw in him when he first saw him. It's simple but it's not only that, see, when I first joined the wrestling business I had all the pressure in the world with the stereotypical task of working to get out of my father's shadow. My active career was rather short, to be honest, but in the few years, I have spent as a member of the Sanctuary of Wrestling I have accomplished everything I wanted to do. I won every title in the company, I won the Triple Crown and I went down in history as the fastest rising star in the company. I have set the bar high for myself and I have defied all expectations. Now? I enjoy the good life at the helm of the family business my father had built for himself before he passed. Prime Media Enterprise is not a company you will easily find but it is a corporation that is making loads of money by working behind the scenes of the communications world and as it's CEO now at only 27 years of age I decided I didn't need to be an active wrestler anymore because I have done everything I wanted and I feel like I have nothing else to prove. So since I took my retirement while I do keep training I decided to share the wealth. Oh? What's this? You never heard us talk about the company and my father's inheritance before? It's quite simple: I didn't need to! Why should I? To look like you? To try and sound big and impressive? No need! Same goes for Ryan who thanks to me has access to everything he needs to be able to perform at the highest level. He doesn't throw money around saying he is loaded even if he is well set because unlike you he doesn't need it to sound important. That is also why he doesn't slave himself around to Nike or whatever like a Lucas Johnson because he doesn't need to worry about money, all he needs is to use the tools at his disposal to do what he does and do it at the best of his capacity and then some. Also, my name is not Christian Horner, I'm not the type of guy who will invest in a driver and seeing that he doesn't deliver only to bump him off the team without having given him a real chance. Wilson will never have to worry about that as he is no Pierre Gasly, he is more along the line of a Max Verstappen on his way to becoming Lewis Hamilton! But I don't expect you to understand the reference. So this is why I do what I do.''

Ryan - 'Yo Bruj!!''

The beast who is lazily sprawled on a leather couch, growls deep and guttural as a response to being bothered during his nap.

Ryan - ''Do you mind telling the Prophet why you stick around?''

Brujah yawns - ''Nah.''

Ryan - ''Why not?''

St-Michel groans sounding annoyed - ''Because I don't feel the need to justify my actions to a prey. I do what I do because I want to and that's all I'll say about that. Now fuck off. Both of you.''

Sylvain - ''I'd listen to him if I were you.''

Ryan - ''I know.''

Sylvain - ''Segway?''

Ryan - ''Yep.''

Sylvain - ''Want to know what he said about your words to Nina?''

Ryan - ''I don't give a fuck, his avenging spirit won't face her face, no amount of money he has to pay for plastic surgery will because the deep tissue scars aren't what will be most hard to try and fix; It will be her mind. Have you seen how someone can be mentally after suffering a high percentage of burns on one's body? The mental effect it forces upon one's mind? Let's dig a little deeper, Nina was brought to America with hopes to be treated as a woman not a piece of meat and yet she not only was treated like a slave by Viz but Dedede brutalized her with hot wax. How do you think this will work on her mind? Think about the effect, will she still want to be at a man's feet after this? Maybe, but then if she does then she is a hopeless cunt with no chance of being salvaged. Besides Viz is being a piece of shit hypocrite here, he says he cares for her yet he sees her as someone only useful to feed him grapes. So she is only property to him, so Master only wants her slave back but what will happen if he sees she is beyond repair? I'm willing to bet he will discard her and go back to browse online for his next mail-order bride. Now gimme that one second.''

Wilson says as he got up and snatched the tablet from Primeau's hands. Exactly a second later Sylvain grabs it back to Ryan's surprise.

Sylvain - ''Time's up that's one second.''

Ryan - ''That's not what I meant!''

Sylvain - ''That's what I meant.''

Ryan - ''What?''

Sylvain - ''What we learn?''

Ryan - ''Tabarnak...''

Grinning with a touch of pride, Primeau nods and then turns his gaze to the camera.

Sylvain - ''You are only the losing end of this Viz, it's as simple as that. Aaaaand CUT!!''
 
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