Buy EAW, I'm sure Bank$ and DEDEDE would sell it to me for a couple of grands in real life, force the writers to push me to the top, and then spend the rest of the money on bitches for the staff and crew. Bank$ gets bitch, Cage gets a bitch, Imp gets a bitch, Cloud gets a bitch, DEDEDE gets the finest of bitches, and Cameron can get a bitch for every character she has. And then, I'll open a proposal to TLA and see if we can make the Poon Palace a reality, because that's the American Dream, y'all.
Depending on the amount I would put half of it to work by investing it.
I'd probably buy a house, redo my whole wardrobe, I'd buy myself a crap ton of games, a better PC and a better TV and a new bed. I'd travel a little bit including Louisiana among other locations. I'd attend some sporting events i always wanted to go but never can because they are too expansive. I'd pay off my debts, I'd give money to my friends and family.