MATCH PROMO "I'm not a Queen. I'm a Goddess." -- Showdown III

Cameron Ella Ava

'The Serpent'
EAW ROSTER
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Okay, Chris Elite.

Sorry, just some of the things that you said reminded me a bit of him. You see, I really wasn’t expecting to deliver a last-minute response, but I love charity. I love to give lower card bozos like Shaker Jones the benefit of the doubt before I crush their face with my fucking boot. You see, I wanted nothing more than a wonderful back-and-forth, but it seems like someone (hi Chris) has gotten into your head a bit. He’s whispering all sorts of material. It’s hilarious since it’s material that he’s used in the past. It’s material that Ahren’s used in the past. I mean, by associating yourself with any of them, I should have known better than to know that you would resort to these comments.

“yOu’Re liViNg iN jAmIe O’hArA’s sHaDoW.”

Wow, it seems like Shaker Jones studied The ILLIONAIRES handbook on “Shit to say to Cameron Ella Ava.” I’m surprised that you didn’t reference of me being a whore.

“Oh I'm sorry did that strike a nerve, me going into your personal life like that. Jamie is one of the best pro wrestlers I have ever seen, and honey, you couldn't hold a candle to him. You know it in your mind. Sure you are the champ, but you have never, and will never reach the heights of Jamie…”

Gee, it would have been an interesting approach, if it was truly the first time that someone’s taken shots in my personal life. I mean, Xander Payne, Mr. DEDEDE, Chris Elite, Ahren Fournier, etc. The list fucking goes on and on and on. At this point, it’s nothing special. It’s all shit that I’ve heard before, but I appreciate you for at least acknowledging the fact on who my husband is. I would have thought some dumb cunt like yourself would gloss through that piece of information. I mean, you did work with him in some other promotion in London. He’s nothing more than the same man who began in the same company as you. Meanwhile, he went on to have a successful career -- two-time World Champion, New Breed Champion, Hall of Famer and married to one of the best women in the business... while you’re still bragging about the twenty times that you won the UWF X-Treme Championship like it’s anything to gloat about in this day and age. You’re still a loser. You’re still looking to find something going for you in this company and odds are, you’re not going to find it. Gee, it must fucking suck for anyone to look up “UWF” on Wikipedia and have “Jamie O’Hara” be the most notable name to come out of that company. All this talk about how I can’t lace up his raggy ass boots (which he needs to fucking replace because they stink up his suitcase) while you can’t even put on his boot, to begin with. At least when you compare Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava, it’s not an out of this world comparison. Both are legends in the business. Both are Elitists that you see men and women inspiring. You see little kids wanting nothing more than to be like us. You don’t hear fucking kids going: “I wanna be like Shaker Jones when I grow up.” If you do, then someone should really check their standards. Damn, if we were to compare you and him, then that wouldn’t be fair, huh? It would be a shitty comparison because we don’t compare Aces to Jokers. But, you thought that you can call me out on who I was married too and accuse me of hiding underneath anyone’s shadow? First of all, that is one of the dumbest arguments that you could have brought to the fucking table. You should be ashamed of yourself for opening your fucking mouth and think that you can talk to me the way you have without getting knocked the fuck out.

Second of all,

“You know something, I am sick and tired of bitches like you…”

:skip:

Man, you’ve been hanging around Chris Elite and the Bozo Victims Unit WAY too much. You almost sounded a bit like him with that particular statement, but at least, you’re taking his teachings and making it yours. At least, you’re picking up on something with his teachings. It may not be something that you SHOULD be picking up on, but hey, at it’s the effort that counts. Is that something that you constantly tell yourself after facing failure after failure? Like, I am soooooo sorry, that I didn’t come into this match with being considerate of your wittle feelings. I mean, what were you expecting when going up against the Answers World Champion? Yeah, I gave you some respect, but hearing your latest video, I am going to put all of that stuff to the side and give you the same energy that you gave to me in return. That’s kind of how I operate, Shaker. You are nice. I’m nice to you in return. If you’re going to be a cunt, well, you shouldn’t be surprised when I pop off in return. Don’t go backtracking and trying to play the victims when YOU’RE the one that wanted to bring up personal shit against me. It’s not my fucking fault that you’re the one who has the audacity to talk to me in the way that you have. It’s not my fault that you thought that you were going to get away with making comments like bringing up my husband in a situation that doesn’t involve him. I mean, imagine his power. :wow: He doesn’t need to be on the fucking show. He can be recovering back at home and he still sees dumb fucks like yourself bringing him up, making him even more relevant in the process. I’m sorry for not wanting to come into this match willing to kiss your entitled ass. You thought it was going to be like those exchanges of mutual respect. No, it’s not going to be like that whatsoever. Instead, it’s going to be a true test of how it feels to be stepping into the ring with an ACTUAL World Champion. No, DEDEDE wasn’t a real World Champion when he disgraced the Answers World Championship for six fucking months. This is the real deal, Shaker. When stepping into the ring against me, get rid of any impression than I’m fucking arm candy. I have no idea where you got that impression from, but I’ve evolved from being the arm candy of irrelevant losers that I’ve already eclipsed time and time again. It’s almost kind of sexist that you’re labeling me as arm candy. It’s 2020, Shaker. Just like Chris, get your head out of the gutter and treat me like the competitor who is more than willing to wipe the floor with you tomorrow night.

Am I an “afterthought?” SHAKER JONES out of everyone is going to call me an afterthought? By just that statement alone, it seems like Shaker has lost any sort of idea of what he actually is on this brand. There’s a reason why he’s been on the lower card since the start of his career. There’s a reason why his biggest achievement after a few years in this company is Big Baker Bhampion, a championship that was originated by his fellow mentor on a random episode of NEO -- just an interesting fact, in case you didn’t know, Shaker. It’s funny how once you moved on from that title scene, you’ve haven’t been able to gain any traction. Instead, you have wasted your time wondering what the hell you’re doing wrong and doing jack shit in trying to improve from all of that. At least, when the pressure is on with me, I am able to block all distractions and perform to the best of my abilities. I can be considered about my husband at home while slaughtering you with my words in the video and slaughtering you physically in the ring tomorrow night. Maybe then, it should teach you that I’m not the woman that you want to be standing at the opposite side of the ring. You’re going to learn that tomorrow night. There’s a reason why I and my family are successful in this company. It wasn’t because they were spoon-fed success. It wasn’t because they had anything on a silver platter. It’s because they’re fucking fantastic in their own right.

Also, Minerva isn’t an Ava. If she was, my mom has some explaining to do. :skip:

Gee, it seems like you worked more on your zingers than doing actual research on your topics. At this point, I question why I bother to respond to you, but it’s just become fun to me. It’s a fun way to pass the time before getting to Showdown. I was excited to return to the ring this weekend, but I’m more than excited to show you that you have a long way to go before you can call yourself the best in this company. I’m fully confident in myself. I have no idea where you’ve got the idea that I’m “insecure” and whatnot. You thought that I would have gotten as much success as I have by being insecure? If I was insecure with myself, that would be something that holds me back from realizing my full potential in this company. Shaker, I am going to be real right now: insecurity does not make World Champions let alone ANY sort of champion in EAW. It may have gotten you the Big Baker Bhampionship, but it’s going to get you a victory over the Answers World Championship. But, you know that you can defeat me, right? You are going to do the one thing that Chris Elite couldn’t do? You’re going to do the one thing that Xander Payne couldn’t do? You’re going to do what Mr. DEDEDE thought it was going to be so easy to accomplish and that defeated me? I appreciate that you have goals, but that’s not going to happen. Showdown is going to conclude with me celebrating in the ring and the Bozos carrying you to the back in another failed attempt to become something on Showdown. I get whatever I’m saying is most likely going to piss you off. It’s going to light a fire underneath your ass to defeat me. It’s going to motivate you to do the one thing that people have yet to do and that is pinning me this year. You are going to be the one to do that, right? “Well, there’s a first time for everything!” Yeah, but it’s not going to happen at the expense of you. It seems like you haven’t realized it, Shaker. I’m on a whole other level than you. I don’t need to flex on my accomplishments in order to make you realize all of that. I’ll prove it to you in the ring. It seems like you’re in desperate need of someone to take you down a notch. It’s good to be confident, but you’re just delusional at this point. It seems like that’s what happens when you hang around Chris Elite. Shaker, if you know better, get out before it’s too late. Also…

I’m not a Queen. I’m a Goddess. Get it right, bitch.
 

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