Extreme Elimination and a TLC match and let me remind you I PUT myself in these situations. Not because I’m stupid but because I am bold I am confident in my abilities to walk into two matches that can end a career in an instant in the same night that alone is history. When I walk out with two titles though? I’m gonna break the fucking internet. See it goes like this we have this obese clown Xander talking about me and how I ruin the credibility of the championship and EAW. That’s cute unlike those poor kids who have to wake up everyday and go to sleep every night knowing Xander Payne is their dad. Ah the horror! Imagine the way he disciplines them. Poor kids probably don’t even know what the fuck he’s talking about all the time. I bet they wish someone like me was their father instead of you trying to be a drill Sergeant and what not you big ass cornball. Oh I bet you taking them bowling just to reveal your weapon is a fucking bowling pin was real cute and creative. Those poor kids being used as pawns so we can believe “Xander is a fun guy too” my weapon as I said is literally a walking one so fuck you and those bowling pins go play a real sport. Shit you big enough to be a lineman but not mentally strong enough. You’d get bullied and let people get in your head just like you let everyone do here. You were supposed to be the future right along with your old partner Myles and you flopped just like he did. Sure you in this EEC with us but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the only thing you’re really fighting for is to be in the final five, and not be eliminated before Mark. The championship is way out of reach focus on something you can actually achieve like. Eh losing weight is probably just out of reach. Hmm maybe being creative? Go outside the box for once? I’m not saying switch up everything but damn you’ve been biting from the mega saurus since you debuted beloved chill out. I mean I don’t fuck with Drake King but look at him he’s finally found his edge and now look at him you and Mykes fumbled the bag. You guys were the chosen ones! Now one of them is nowhere to be found and the other is a stepping stone in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
A man from Brooklyn, New York indeed and a man who isn’t afraid to talk shit regardless of the situation I’m in. Big, tall, small, skinny whatever If one thing is guaranteed about Chris Elite it’s that imma talk my shit and that pisses you guys off so much. You want me to be humbled you want me to shut up and “Stay in my position” and that’s just not me that’s boring and that’s also nowhere near me. See look at you admitting you are afraid to be in this match and I know it’s not because of me I won’t take that reach but I do know it’s because of Jamie and ruining that perfect relationship of yours. So when Heavenly Hell kept calling me dumb for allowing two Hall of Fame members in this match instead of them. J laughed it off because I knew exactly what I was doing. See Jamie doesn’t give a fuck he’ll watch you be eliminated right with his own two eyes shit he might even do it himself it it really comes down too it. You though? You’ll put yourself in danger for Jamie and won’t think twice. Get hype in the Elimination Chamber and jump in front of a Spear or Box Office Smash you wasn’t meant for. See you claim to be angry about that but you’re scared because you know if it really comes down to it if you see Ryan Adams cracking that Equalizer or whatever weapon he is bringing over Jamie's head you are going to be upset. You won’t sit there and watch you’ll give up eliminating someone else just to save him! That’s why you are afraid. Afraid because you love him so much you’ll risk not winning the title for him. Scared because you know you won’t watch him be beaten to a bloody pulp without doing something without it. You are also angry because of it and angry because you like I said won’t watch Jamie be in pain without doing something and it’ll end up costing you because choices made in anger can’t be undone and when you make that choice to save him because of fear and anger of him being hurt or watching him get hurt. You’ll jump in front of a bullet you wasn’t meant for. That’s cool that you have no emotion towards me but at the end of the night everyone will have have one emotion towards myself, Ahren and the BVU and that emotion is hate! I’m going to do the unthinkable and walk out with two titles while you guys walk out with nothing but a bunch of broken bones.
See you say that confrontations like these made you and Jamie stronger and how and I quote “When I win I won’t expect to see divorce papers on my desk” which is hilarious because one you won’t win and second if somehow you Jamie kinda gives me Axxl Brown Turner vibes so you’ll wake up in the hospital and see divorce papers. See this confrontation I don’t think there’s no coming back from it. Look at the history Jamie has in this match with myself and especially Ryan Adams. Jamie admitted it himself, that man has lived rent free in his head Jamie in his head and in his heart CANNOT lose this match but he will… And it's really a shame for him it really is because I think that will push Jamie to the point of no return and it’ll force him to either cut all ties and regather himself find another simple word in English and translate it to some cool Japanese shit again and cut you off or some other lame shit to recreate himself but I don’t see you in the picture Cam. Just like after Pavement to Restitution I don’t see you in the title picture and yes I know Cam you don’t see me in it either after PTR if I lose but we all know I got something that’s gonna guarantee I’m in the title picture for years to come and even without it I would. But Cam I don’t see you lasting much longer if you don’t win this weekend. I know it’s been said time and time again but I’m serious Cameron Ella Titsa doesn’t win at PTR and it’s time to count your days. The fans are already starting to give up on you and Cam is becoming the boring Ava. Camille is one extreme and ruthless bitch and that’s what makes her interesting, Condismo or whatever the fuck is part of that little stupid beating heart of Voltage shit or whatever and somehow and some way EAW digged up another Cam sister who I don’t know much about but she look pretty good I’m not gonna lie . Anyway though as I was saying you are starting to become the boring sister. The dull sister and the sister with nothing going for her. Also Cam I don’t feel the need to answer your question considering Ahren isn’t in the match however I’ll entertain it. If Big Mike is dangling or for whatever reason ends up being in harm's way since he’s in there with me. I’ll take care of the kids. He understands that, he knows what he’s getting himself into and he knows if I succeed he succeeds.
Now enough about Cam let’s move towards her beloved man. Jamie oh Jamie you never fail to amaze me. Yes we know I’ve been a failure for a decade, yes we know I’ve haven’t done this and that. I’m aware the roster is aware the fans are aware. Just like we're all aware of how you can’t take a loss, especially a big one. It eats up at you more than anything else does and you hate it and that’s why you hate me. I lose and yes it bothers me but I don’t show it, you though Ray Charles can tell when you mad B. Just like I know that loss at Reasonable Doubt is killing you. You guys we’re supposed to win that you guys we’re supposed to beat the ILLIONAIRES and us our first loss. Yet here we are TLC match for the tag team titles and me in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. The match I put myself in because I’m passed earning shit. I’m Chris Elite baby my name speaks for itself. We can bring up how I live in the past but that isn’t the case at all I know what I did then and I only bring it up when one of you bozos bring it up. Shit I’m doing more now than a lot of other people. I just talked about people earning and I forgot to mention how I HELPED you two earn the spot to be here because let’s be honest here. Those goth bitches almost had you beat until I manuerved the way I did and helped y’all. Yes I said you owed me but I knew that was a dumb remark after I said it. I knew the two of you would take it for granted and be unappreciative and that’s fine it really is because regardless of the fact that I'm going to be in the final two. Just me and Ryan Adams while you guys are being carried backstage. It’s like I told Cam, Jamie you don’t win this then what’s next for Mr. O’Hara? You don’t win this and it proves you aren’t the same. It proves you are over the hill and that you are indeed just a shadow of former self. God forbid you admit it though because it’s cool you won’t have too because it will be proven and every time you deny it we’ll just see how in denial you truly are. See “You failed to beat me not once but twice in 2017” yet I’m the one living in the past. Even brought up the Impact situation how about we talk about 2019 and how Ahren and I are just coming off a victory off you but oh of course that doesn’t count cool Jamie real cool I respect it. You living in denial now you idiot. I’m usually not one to do this but let’s talk about the limits you had to go to beat me. Whether it was that stupid ass Shock Value finish and you had to put Big Mike in harms way or whether it was Voltage where you had to hit that finisher where it was supposed to just take one to put your opponent away 3 times. You knew what the deal was and you know it is now. I’m in your head Jamie maybe not as much as Ryan but I’m in there and you hate it.
Hate the fact that me out of all people the one who shouldn’t be here and have half the shit he has all that space in your head and that goes for everyone. I’m in Cams head more than you in her. I’m in Ryans head, I’m in Xanders head and I’m in Marks head so much he might as well rename himself Chris Michaels. I own that man. He says my name any time he can get a chance. Just like everyone else in this match. Y’all love me, y’all love my style, y’all been on my dick. It’s cool though there’s enough room for everyone on this ride. Jamie trying his best to prove the critics wrong but it’s all true. You are replaceable and it eats away at you. Anyone can be the Ace and we have seen that already. Anyone can be the best in the world translated into Japanese. Drake, Jake any of those bland vanilla bozos and you know it and that’s why as I’ve stated before, if you don’t win then it’s clipped for you. Yes I know I’m sort of recycling the same thing for both of you but it’s true the time's almost up. New Cams are coming, new Jamie’s are already here. You’re head is so far up your own ass you don’t see or just refuse too. You living in denial now and that’s what scares me about you losing this match. Not you yourself scares me but the actions you’ll make it seems like this championship and beating Ryan Adams defines you as a man and if that’s the case you don’t deserve it(Iron Man in one of the Marvel Movies). Honestly though if a title defines you then you really don’t deserve one. Your world revolves the championship and I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing but without it you are lost. Without it you pretend to be a robot which I guess became cool enough for someone else to mimic. Without it you are like a chicken running around with its head cut off. Panicking and scared. I like exploiting things like that in the ring. I’m going to take advantage of your fears just like Ryan took advantage of Kassidys with chloroform.
I’m sorry for not making promo videos out the wazoo. It’s just that ever since you called me a midcard act I’ve just been(Chris starts to wipe fake tears) I’ve just been so hurt . Oh whatever am I going to do the great Ryan Adams called me a midcard act. Oh the horror!!! Oh now I’m over emotional. God dammit man how am I going to even make it to Pavement to Restitution knowing this? Ryan lets be real for a minute though this same “Mid card act” saved your company when everyone else was leaving because they didn’t like how certain things were going I put this shit on my back. Enough about the past though I rely to much on it right? That’s what literally everyone is saying but yet everyone else keeps bringing it up as well. I’m not worried about the past I’m looking to do the unthinkable just like I did 2 RTRs ago when you was jacking the same thing you are not. The whole mid card act and how I’d ruin EAW and what it stood for. I am what EAW stands for I changed this place and I’m going to continue to do so. Every time you guys think I’m down I pick myself right back up. This isn’t for anyone else though like it was then. This is simply for myself and to prove a point. You know what Ryan maybe I am bipolar and emotional when things don’t go my way. That’s just how serious I am about my craft so many people come here and they get dick ate from the head to the balls and try to act like I don’t exist. Like I haven’t been putting in the same work as everyone else and 10x that if we’re being honest. While you sitout with Load Management okay Kawhi I respect it though because you needed all the load management in the world to prepare for this match. See Ryan I’ll give it to you everything you touch you turn to gold. Whether it’s being a maniac, a fa… A gay cop or whatever it is you are doing now. You make everything lit I won’t sit here and cap like you and everyone else in this match has been when it comes to me. See everyone calls me emotional because I say what I have to say in person in front of everyone I don’t fear anyone. Everyone else hides their hands and makes little group chats with their friends and talk about me and whoever else. I say whatever I gotta say to whoever I gotta say it too and it causes problems I’m often in trouble for it but I really don’t give a fuck. Everyone is going to be emotional after this weekend. When this Elitist who can’t represent that championship you hold now does exactly that. Take a photo with my emotional brother Kyrie Irving. Let KD use it for an IG post. You know the vibes man while you go home and sit there and think about how I beat you again. How I took something from you again and just maybe deal with the fact I am what you need and what this company needs. See unlike Cam, Jamie, Xander and everyone else in this match I’m irreplaceable we can try and try again but at the end of the day there will never be another Chris Elite. I keep this company going those little bitches on Voltage the beating hearts of their brand. I’m the beating heart of this company. People wish they had my confidence and ambition. You gonna do everything in your power to make sure I’m not champion and I love that energy because I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure I am. What seems to be your worst nightmare and biggest embarrassment is going to come into full fruition .
By the way, yes those are the best 3 minutes of my life just like you guys figuring out what to call me and what insult to throw at me just for you bozos to use the same exact shit that you said last time is the best part of y’all day. “What can I call Chris Elite this week? Oh I got it a failure”. This same failure with no titles in a pretty long time is the same one still making a bigger impact than whoever has a championship or have one now. I’m Chris Elite my name will always ring bells. A mid card act? I can never I’m just above that as you are. So go ahead try to spite me and I promise it’ll be the last thing you do. People can say whatever they want but at the end of the day I am still Big Bhris Elite, Gawd contract holder a huge draw and one of if not THE best this company has to offer. You’ve witnessed it first hand and will witness it again because lightning will strike twice and not only will I win a World Championship again I’m going to beat you for if. Because what’s the excuse then? Still not the same DDD? If you ask me this man is at his best right now and it’s going to make this win that much better. You and ya dumbass wife will walk out with absolutely nothing but broken bones and dreams. This great reign that’s supposed to go on for such a long time is going to end to this “Mid card act”. So to everyone who bought tickets to the Gawdverbs tour I apologize in advance on behalf of Ryan that he won’t be making it to the rest of his tour dates. I apologize to you too Ryan that I’m going to embarrass this company and ruin the value of your championship. What I won’t apologize for is what I’m going to do to you and everyone else in this match.
A man from Brooklyn, New York indeed and a man who isn’t afraid to talk shit regardless of the situation I’m in. Big, tall, small, skinny whatever If one thing is guaranteed about Chris Elite it’s that imma talk my shit and that pisses you guys off so much. You want me to be humbled you want me to shut up and “Stay in my position” and that’s just not me that’s boring and that’s also nowhere near me. See look at you admitting you are afraid to be in this match and I know it’s not because of me I won’t take that reach but I do know it’s because of Jamie and ruining that perfect relationship of yours. So when Heavenly Hell kept calling me dumb for allowing two Hall of Fame members in this match instead of them. J laughed it off because I knew exactly what I was doing. See Jamie doesn’t give a fuck he’ll watch you be eliminated right with his own two eyes shit he might even do it himself it it really comes down too it. You though? You’ll put yourself in danger for Jamie and won’t think twice. Get hype in the Elimination Chamber and jump in front of a Spear or Box Office Smash you wasn’t meant for. See you claim to be angry about that but you’re scared because you know if it really comes down to it if you see Ryan Adams cracking that Equalizer or whatever weapon he is bringing over Jamie's head you are going to be upset. You won’t sit there and watch you’ll give up eliminating someone else just to save him! That’s why you are afraid. Afraid because you love him so much you’ll risk not winning the title for him. Scared because you know you won’t watch him be beaten to a bloody pulp without doing something without it. You are also angry because of it and angry because you like I said won’t watch Jamie be in pain without doing something and it’ll end up costing you because choices made in anger can’t be undone and when you make that choice to save him because of fear and anger of him being hurt or watching him get hurt. You’ll jump in front of a bullet you wasn’t meant for. That’s cool that you have no emotion towards me but at the end of the night everyone will have have one emotion towards myself, Ahren and the BVU and that emotion is hate! I’m going to do the unthinkable and walk out with two titles while you guys walk out with nothing but a bunch of broken bones.
See you say that confrontations like these made you and Jamie stronger and how and I quote “When I win I won’t expect to see divorce papers on my desk” which is hilarious because one you won’t win and second if somehow you Jamie kinda gives me Axxl Brown Turner vibes so you’ll wake up in the hospital and see divorce papers. See this confrontation I don’t think there’s no coming back from it. Look at the history Jamie has in this match with myself and especially Ryan Adams. Jamie admitted it himself, that man has lived rent free in his head Jamie in his head and in his heart CANNOT lose this match but he will… And it's really a shame for him it really is because I think that will push Jamie to the point of no return and it’ll force him to either cut all ties and regather himself find another simple word in English and translate it to some cool Japanese shit again and cut you off or some other lame shit to recreate himself but I don’t see you in the picture Cam. Just like after Pavement to Restitution I don’t see you in the title picture and yes I know Cam you don’t see me in it either after PTR if I lose but we all know I got something that’s gonna guarantee I’m in the title picture for years to come and even without it I would. But Cam I don’t see you lasting much longer if you don’t win this weekend. I know it’s been said time and time again but I’m serious Cameron Ella Titsa doesn’t win at PTR and it’s time to count your days. The fans are already starting to give up on you and Cam is becoming the boring Ava. Camille is one extreme and ruthless bitch and that’s what makes her interesting, Condismo or whatever the fuck is part of that little stupid beating heart of Voltage shit or whatever and somehow and some way EAW digged up another Cam sister who I don’t know much about but she look pretty good I’m not gonna lie . Anyway though as I was saying you are starting to become the boring sister. The dull sister and the sister with nothing going for her. Also Cam I don’t feel the need to answer your question considering Ahren isn’t in the match however I’ll entertain it. If Big Mike is dangling or for whatever reason ends up being in harm's way since he’s in there with me. I’ll take care of the kids. He understands that, he knows what he’s getting himself into and he knows if I succeed he succeeds.
Now enough about Cam let’s move towards her beloved man. Jamie oh Jamie you never fail to amaze me. Yes we know I’ve been a failure for a decade, yes we know I’ve haven’t done this and that. I’m aware the roster is aware the fans are aware. Just like we're all aware of how you can’t take a loss, especially a big one. It eats up at you more than anything else does and you hate it and that’s why you hate me. I lose and yes it bothers me but I don’t show it, you though Ray Charles can tell when you mad B. Just like I know that loss at Reasonable Doubt is killing you. You guys we’re supposed to win that you guys we’re supposed to beat the ILLIONAIRES and us our first loss. Yet here we are TLC match for the tag team titles and me in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. The match I put myself in because I’m passed earning shit. I’m Chris Elite baby my name speaks for itself. We can bring up how I live in the past but that isn’t the case at all I know what I did then and I only bring it up when one of you bozos bring it up. Shit I’m doing more now than a lot of other people. I just talked about people earning and I forgot to mention how I HELPED you two earn the spot to be here because let’s be honest here. Those goth bitches almost had you beat until I manuerved the way I did and helped y’all. Yes I said you owed me but I knew that was a dumb remark after I said it. I knew the two of you would take it for granted and be unappreciative and that’s fine it really is because regardless of the fact that I'm going to be in the final two. Just me and Ryan Adams while you guys are being carried backstage. It’s like I told Cam, Jamie you don’t win this then what’s next for Mr. O’Hara? You don’t win this and it proves you aren’t the same. It proves you are over the hill and that you are indeed just a shadow of former self. God forbid you admit it though because it’s cool you won’t have too because it will be proven and every time you deny it we’ll just see how in denial you truly are. See “You failed to beat me not once but twice in 2017” yet I’m the one living in the past. Even brought up the Impact situation how about we talk about 2019 and how Ahren and I are just coming off a victory off you but oh of course that doesn’t count cool Jamie real cool I respect it. You living in denial now you idiot. I’m usually not one to do this but let’s talk about the limits you had to go to beat me. Whether it was that stupid ass Shock Value finish and you had to put Big Mike in harms way or whether it was Voltage where you had to hit that finisher where it was supposed to just take one to put your opponent away 3 times. You knew what the deal was and you know it is now. I’m in your head Jamie maybe not as much as Ryan but I’m in there and you hate it.
Hate the fact that me out of all people the one who shouldn’t be here and have half the shit he has all that space in your head and that goes for everyone. I’m in Cams head more than you in her. I’m in Ryans head, I’m in Xanders head and I’m in Marks head so much he might as well rename himself Chris Michaels. I own that man. He says my name any time he can get a chance. Just like everyone else in this match. Y’all love me, y’all love my style, y’all been on my dick. It’s cool though there’s enough room for everyone on this ride. Jamie trying his best to prove the critics wrong but it’s all true. You are replaceable and it eats away at you. Anyone can be the Ace and we have seen that already. Anyone can be the best in the world translated into Japanese. Drake, Jake any of those bland vanilla bozos and you know it and that’s why as I’ve stated before, if you don’t win then it’s clipped for you. Yes I know I’m sort of recycling the same thing for both of you but it’s true the time's almost up. New Cams are coming, new Jamie’s are already here. You’re head is so far up your own ass you don’t see or just refuse too. You living in denial now and that’s what scares me about you losing this match. Not you yourself scares me but the actions you’ll make it seems like this championship and beating Ryan Adams defines you as a man and if that’s the case you don’t deserve it(Iron Man in one of the Marvel Movies). Honestly though if a title defines you then you really don’t deserve one. Your world revolves the championship and I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing but without it you are lost. Without it you pretend to be a robot which I guess became cool enough for someone else to mimic. Without it you are like a chicken running around with its head cut off. Panicking and scared. I like exploiting things like that in the ring. I’m going to take advantage of your fears just like Ryan took advantage of Kassidys with chloroform.
I’m sorry for not making promo videos out the wazoo. It’s just that ever since you called me a midcard act I’ve just been(Chris starts to wipe fake tears) I’ve just been so hurt . Oh whatever am I going to do the great Ryan Adams called me a midcard act. Oh the horror!!! Oh now I’m over emotional. God dammit man how am I going to even make it to Pavement to Restitution knowing this? Ryan lets be real for a minute though this same “Mid card act” saved your company when everyone else was leaving because they didn’t like how certain things were going I put this shit on my back. Enough about the past though I rely to much on it right? That’s what literally everyone is saying but yet everyone else keeps bringing it up as well. I’m not worried about the past I’m looking to do the unthinkable just like I did 2 RTRs ago when you was jacking the same thing you are not. The whole mid card act and how I’d ruin EAW and what it stood for. I am what EAW stands for I changed this place and I’m going to continue to do so. Every time you guys think I’m down I pick myself right back up. This isn’t for anyone else though like it was then. This is simply for myself and to prove a point. You know what Ryan maybe I am bipolar and emotional when things don’t go my way. That’s just how serious I am about my craft so many people come here and they get dick ate from the head to the balls and try to act like I don’t exist. Like I haven’t been putting in the same work as everyone else and 10x that if we’re being honest. While you sitout with Load Management okay Kawhi I respect it though because you needed all the load management in the world to prepare for this match. See Ryan I’ll give it to you everything you touch you turn to gold. Whether it’s being a maniac, a fa… A gay cop or whatever it is you are doing now. You make everything lit I won’t sit here and cap like you and everyone else in this match has been when it comes to me. See everyone calls me emotional because I say what I have to say in person in front of everyone I don’t fear anyone. Everyone else hides their hands and makes little group chats with their friends and talk about me and whoever else. I say whatever I gotta say to whoever I gotta say it too and it causes problems I’m often in trouble for it but I really don’t give a fuck. Everyone is going to be emotional after this weekend. When this Elitist who can’t represent that championship you hold now does exactly that. Take a photo with my emotional brother Kyrie Irving. Let KD use it for an IG post. You know the vibes man while you go home and sit there and think about how I beat you again. How I took something from you again and just maybe deal with the fact I am what you need and what this company needs. See unlike Cam, Jamie, Xander and everyone else in this match I’m irreplaceable we can try and try again but at the end of the day there will never be another Chris Elite. I keep this company going those little bitches on Voltage the beating hearts of their brand. I’m the beating heart of this company. People wish they had my confidence and ambition. You gonna do everything in your power to make sure I’m not champion and I love that energy because I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure I am. What seems to be your worst nightmare and biggest embarrassment is going to come into full fruition .
By the way, yes those are the best 3 minutes of my life just like you guys figuring out what to call me and what insult to throw at me just for you bozos to use the same exact shit that you said last time is the best part of y’all day. “What can I call Chris Elite this week? Oh I got it a failure”. This same failure with no titles in a pretty long time is the same one still making a bigger impact than whoever has a championship or have one now. I’m Chris Elite my name will always ring bells. A mid card act? I can never I’m just above that as you are. So go ahead try to spite me and I promise it’ll be the last thing you do. People can say whatever they want but at the end of the day I am still Big Bhris Elite, Gawd contract holder a huge draw and one of if not THE best this company has to offer. You’ve witnessed it first hand and will witness it again because lightning will strike twice and not only will I win a World Championship again I’m going to beat you for if. Because what’s the excuse then? Still not the same DDD? If you ask me this man is at his best right now and it’s going to make this win that much better. You and ya dumbass wife will walk out with absolutely nothing but broken bones and dreams. This great reign that’s supposed to go on for such a long time is going to end to this “Mid card act”. So to everyone who bought tickets to the Gawdverbs tour I apologize in advance on behalf of Ryan that he won’t be making it to the rest of his tour dates. I apologize to you too Ryan that I’m going to embarrass this company and ruin the value of your championship. What I won’t apologize for is what I’m going to do to you and everyone else in this match.