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The camera fades backstage where TLA is shown walking down the hallway following his match on Dynasty against Drake King. TLA wipes off his sweat with a towel as he takes a breather leaning up against a wall backstage. Suddenly he is approached by Michael Belfort in a suit with a microphone.
Michael Belfort: TLA that was a great match out there. Unfortunately it went unresolved but somehow in spite of all the interference you managed to come out on top in the end.
TLA: Yo Mikey it may not have been a W between the bell but since when have we stopped fighting after the bell rings? Nah we live that struggle and if Kassidy Heart and the Visual Prophet wanted some they was more than welcome to show up for the lucha. Cuanta más gente mejor. Lucharé contra todos ellos.
Michael Belfort: That being said this was your first match since becoming World Heavyweight Champion and I am sure you were hoping for a dominant victory to establish your reign. Are you at all disappointed that didn’t happen?
TLA: Y’all asking if I’m disappointed that I didn’t win the match? Yo gracias for keeping these questions easy. Nah for real of course I wanted to win the match but you never know what is going to go down around here and it ain’t like I lost it neither. Even if I did that don’t change what is coming next I got that Extreme Elimination Chamber looming out there and tonight was just a preview of that. If anything tonight may have been more of a preview than planned cuz we got the homies Visual Prophet and Kassidy Heart out there. When we step into that sadistic structure y’all best believe we gonna have bodies flying everywhere it ain’t gonna be no one on one shit. Nah this gonna be chaos so if y’all wanted a preview than as far as I’m concerned I delivered on that tonight.
Michael Belfort: One more question and then you can hit the showers champ. Y’all smell like a motherfucker bruh. Considering Kassidy Heart was the first person to interfere in your match do you feel that it was a bad move for you to take out The Visual Prophet like that and do you think he will take it personally?
TLA: Yo imma be real I just got an electric volt thru mi cuerpo and so I ain’t even thinking all that clearly now let alone back out in that ring. I was in full on fight mode which is what you gotta understand about me when I get in that ring. I’m in there to fight and I will hit anything that comes at me. I got nothing against The Visual Prophet personally but as soon as he entered that ring as far as I’m concerned he became a competitor out there. I honestly wasn’t really sure who had attacked me although now I realize it was Kassidy Heart and imma have to put hands on her soon enough too. Pero I ain’t think homie can blame me too much and if he does take it personally that’s more of a him problem cuz he should expect nothing less than more asswhippings to come at Road to Redemption. I ain’t think he gonna get mad about it tho. Homie a fighter and I’m sure all this gonna do is inspire him to come at me even fiercer in the future next time we in that ring together.
Michael Belfort: Well that could be sooner than y’all think. Have a good night TLA and congratulations on that title reign.
TLA: Yo wait what y’all mean by that?!?!
TLA shrugs as he makes his way backstage to the locker room which clears out as soon as Steroid Dawg enters.
Random Wrestler: Yo we definitely need to get you your own locker room cuh. Foh with that dog shit.
~~~
The camera fades to TLA at the airport where he is shown being upgraded to 1st class based on his EAW credentials. The office really going all out to make El Campeón get them perks in. Apparently the private jet is still in the shop but TLA gonna be all over that as soon as it come out.
TLA: Yo I am out here flying first class and shit I ain’t even know what they do up there. Rich ass gringos up there drinking fancy wine and discussing the stock market n shit. This could either be real nice or real boring I ain’t sure. Maybe next time imma have to commit to that road trip with my vatos driving that lowrider down the highway. But yo I’m heading out to Oregon today and shit is wylin. I already got a notification from the office that I got a tag team match to look forward to. Teaming me up against Drake King and The Visual Prophet and all I got is the greatest luchador of all time in my corner to help me out. Shouldn’t be too hard of a match right? Nah yo boi got this. Luchadores taking over this company and y’all best watch out cuz they be tryna keep the Latinos apart but couldn’t do it anymore. Now we together and we stronger together and we fixin’t to take over this whole company starting with this tag team match. We are forming a new coalition. You may even say we are forming a sort of order of Latinos. Just the first step in mi conquista.
Shouldn’t be to hard right?
A travel montage airs of TLA flying first class to Oregon. TLA enjoying them reclining seats and the free drinks n shit. Also enjoying all the flight attendants lap dancing for all the vatos. Iight maybe it was just for him and that ain’t a perk of flying first class but yo that shit a perk of being La Pantera Sexual and that means life is always first class if you feel me. TLA touches down in Portland where rioting hipsters are shown throwing Starbucks coffee out of a feminist bookshop towards a random man wearing a MAGA hat. TLA ignores it as he assumes this is what daily life is like in Portland and checks into his hotel. TLA shows off his sexy view from the penthouse of the hotel looking out at Mt. Hood in the background.
TLA: Yo is that Mt. Hood? That shit is fitting cuz I’m hood as fuck.
TLA is shown wearing a hoodie to confirm he is in fact hood as fuck.
TLA: I got the receipts. I ain’t gonna front tho. No matter how hood I am this gonna be a rough week. Even with el rey de los luchadores in my corner it will be a tough fight up against the tag team of Drake King and The Visual Prophet. They both thirsty as fuck and that thirst ain’t gonna be quenched until they sippin’ that gold. No amount of Poon from the Poon Palace will even satisfy that thirst so I ain’t even gonna bother giving them that invite but they know they more than welcome in mi casa. We out here tho lookin’ to give yet another preview to that Extreme Elimination Chamber and this time the odds even more extreme. So I ain’t got time to sleep ain’t got time to rest gotta go harder than before and fuck ‘em up like I do. Show the world what the World Heavyweight Champion is capable of and show my opponents that I ain’t to be slept on none. But y’all gots to question if they even gonna be able to work together after the shit that been said between them. See if they got that connection in they soul the way us badass international veteran luchadors got. Imma bring out the very best in Landerson and the boom y’all gonna experience is gonna take out anyone that is if there ain’t an explosion in yo team before that happens.
Tick tick tick something fixin’ to explode!
TLA: Maybe imma be the one who explodes. I ain’t know. I ain’t even know. Cuz I ain’t got shit to lose if I feel like going off. If I wanna just throw this match and take out some motherfuckers with a lead pipe or a steel chair that’s exactly what imma be doing. But I gotta at least try to do this thing right put a quick hold on the extreme for my boi Landerson cuz he could use that W. I’m a giving man but just cuz I’m giving don’t mean I ain’t gonna take mine in blood from my opponents when the time comes and that time comin’ faster than y’all do at the Poon Palace when we got them Porlandian bitches in the club. Ain’t no man can last when they looking down at them from the stage in them sexy ass rimmed glasses. Just like how no man will be able to last when he stands in the ring with El Landerson the Bite Luchador. They call him that cuz he will bite you.
Big dawg. Big bite.
TLA: El Landerson gonna be my substitute Steroid Dawg this week and imma sick him on any puto who wanna fuck with yo boi. But who knows maybe Landerson gonna start getting a little jealous he ain’t getting a run for all this gold. He ain’t all up in the chamber so he gonna come for me tryna make that statement. I ain’t know what’s gonna happen. Maybe Drake and El Profeta ain’t gonna get along either cuz they got that history n shit. I don’t know and I don’t really give a fuck neither cuz just like last week we going out there to fight whoever and whatever wanna get in our way. Take over them streets and show the whole world that we running them. Even if I gotta carry the match myself and this shit ends up being a Handicap Match situation it ain’t the first mugging I been involved in. When you ain’t got no crew backing you up you gotta rely on yo own self and I ain’t no pussy to run from that kind of situation. Nah I will fight back and overcome the odds or I will take that beating like a real hombre do. Ain’t got no shame about it. We talkin’ pride. We talkin’ my duty as champion and I ain’t about to run from none of it yo. I ain’t got no idea where Kassidy Heart is for this match but if she wants to sit on that fine culo collecting ring rust then that’s her loss cuz the rest of us gonna be hustling in that ring this week going all out and getting ready for Road to Redemption. As far as my partner Landerson goes he should be thinking of this as his own personal Road to Redemption. Cuz a victory here would change his entire career and life in one night. Hell he ain’t even gotta win cuz he in this match and a lot of people think he doesn’t belong there in this level of competition and this is his chance to show otherwise. If he fails and costs me the match like I said I don’t really lose anything tonight, if anything he has the most to gain here and so the pressure is on. But I never settle for that kind of thinking so I be putting the pressure on myself and imma do what it takes to keep on going strong into Road to Redemption. Cuz I’m on a roll lately, even if I ain’t beat Drake I walked out on top on Dynasty and I plan to do it again and again and again every week until Road to Redemption where I will do it one more time and establish myself as the Baddest Campeón on the Planet. Landerson coming thru like a suicide bomber. Allahu Akbar!
Here comes the boom!
TLA makes a dramatic explosion sound as the footage fades to black and stock footage of a limo is shown exploding. The Mexican national anthem plays over the footage of the burning vehicle for several minutes before fading to black.
Michael Belfort: TLA that was a great match out there. Unfortunately it went unresolved but somehow in spite of all the interference you managed to come out on top in the end.
TLA: Yo Mikey it may not have been a W between the bell but since when have we stopped fighting after the bell rings? Nah we live that struggle and if Kassidy Heart and the Visual Prophet wanted some they was more than welcome to show up for the lucha. Cuanta más gente mejor. Lucharé contra todos ellos.
Michael Belfort: That being said this was your first match since becoming World Heavyweight Champion and I am sure you were hoping for a dominant victory to establish your reign. Are you at all disappointed that didn’t happen?
TLA: Y’all asking if I’m disappointed that I didn’t win the match? Yo gracias for keeping these questions easy. Nah for real of course I wanted to win the match but you never know what is going to go down around here and it ain’t like I lost it neither. Even if I did that don’t change what is coming next I got that Extreme Elimination Chamber looming out there and tonight was just a preview of that. If anything tonight may have been more of a preview than planned cuz we got the homies Visual Prophet and Kassidy Heart out there. When we step into that sadistic structure y’all best believe we gonna have bodies flying everywhere it ain’t gonna be no one on one shit. Nah this gonna be chaos so if y’all wanted a preview than as far as I’m concerned I delivered on that tonight.
Michael Belfort: One more question and then you can hit the showers champ. Y’all smell like a motherfucker bruh. Considering Kassidy Heart was the first person to interfere in your match do you feel that it was a bad move for you to take out The Visual Prophet like that and do you think he will take it personally?
TLA: Yo imma be real I just got an electric volt thru mi cuerpo and so I ain’t even thinking all that clearly now let alone back out in that ring. I was in full on fight mode which is what you gotta understand about me when I get in that ring. I’m in there to fight and I will hit anything that comes at me. I got nothing against The Visual Prophet personally but as soon as he entered that ring as far as I’m concerned he became a competitor out there. I honestly wasn’t really sure who had attacked me although now I realize it was Kassidy Heart and imma have to put hands on her soon enough too. Pero I ain’t think homie can blame me too much and if he does take it personally that’s more of a him problem cuz he should expect nothing less than more asswhippings to come at Road to Redemption. I ain’t think he gonna get mad about it tho. Homie a fighter and I’m sure all this gonna do is inspire him to come at me even fiercer in the future next time we in that ring together.
Michael Belfort: Well that could be sooner than y’all think. Have a good night TLA and congratulations on that title reign.
TLA: Yo wait what y’all mean by that?!?!
TLA shrugs as he makes his way backstage to the locker room which clears out as soon as Steroid Dawg enters.
Random Wrestler: Yo we definitely need to get you your own locker room cuh. Foh with that dog shit.
~~~
The camera fades to TLA at the airport where he is shown being upgraded to 1st class based on his EAW credentials. The office really going all out to make El Campeón get them perks in. Apparently the private jet is still in the shop but TLA gonna be all over that as soon as it come out.
TLA: Yo I am out here flying first class and shit I ain’t even know what they do up there. Rich ass gringos up there drinking fancy wine and discussing the stock market n shit. This could either be real nice or real boring I ain’t sure. Maybe next time imma have to commit to that road trip with my vatos driving that lowrider down the highway. But yo I’m heading out to Oregon today and shit is wylin. I already got a notification from the office that I got a tag team match to look forward to. Teaming me up against Drake King and The Visual Prophet and all I got is the greatest luchador of all time in my corner to help me out. Shouldn’t be too hard of a match right? Nah yo boi got this. Luchadores taking over this company and y’all best watch out cuz they be tryna keep the Latinos apart but couldn’t do it anymore. Now we together and we stronger together and we fixin’t to take over this whole company starting with this tag team match. We are forming a new coalition. You may even say we are forming a sort of order of Latinos. Just the first step in mi conquista.
Shouldn’t be to hard right?
A travel montage airs of TLA flying first class to Oregon. TLA enjoying them reclining seats and the free drinks n shit. Also enjoying all the flight attendants lap dancing for all the vatos. Iight maybe it was just for him and that ain’t a perk of flying first class but yo that shit a perk of being La Pantera Sexual and that means life is always first class if you feel me. TLA touches down in Portland where rioting hipsters are shown throwing Starbucks coffee out of a feminist bookshop towards a random man wearing a MAGA hat. TLA ignores it as he assumes this is what daily life is like in Portland and checks into his hotel. TLA shows off his sexy view from the penthouse of the hotel looking out at Mt. Hood in the background.
TLA: Yo is that Mt. Hood? That shit is fitting cuz I’m hood as fuck.
TLA is shown wearing a hoodie to confirm he is in fact hood as fuck.
TLA: I got the receipts. I ain’t gonna front tho. No matter how hood I am this gonna be a rough week. Even with el rey de los luchadores in my corner it will be a tough fight up against the tag team of Drake King and The Visual Prophet. They both thirsty as fuck and that thirst ain’t gonna be quenched until they sippin’ that gold. No amount of Poon from the Poon Palace will even satisfy that thirst so I ain’t even gonna bother giving them that invite but they know they more than welcome in mi casa. We out here tho lookin’ to give yet another preview to that Extreme Elimination Chamber and this time the odds even more extreme. So I ain’t got time to sleep ain’t got time to rest gotta go harder than before and fuck ‘em up like I do. Show the world what the World Heavyweight Champion is capable of and show my opponents that I ain’t to be slept on none. But y’all gots to question if they even gonna be able to work together after the shit that been said between them. See if they got that connection in they soul the way us badass international veteran luchadors got. Imma bring out the very best in Landerson and the boom y’all gonna experience is gonna take out anyone that is if there ain’t an explosion in yo team before that happens.
Tick tick tick something fixin’ to explode!
TLA: Maybe imma be the one who explodes. I ain’t know. I ain’t even know. Cuz I ain’t got shit to lose if I feel like going off. If I wanna just throw this match and take out some motherfuckers with a lead pipe or a steel chair that’s exactly what imma be doing. But I gotta at least try to do this thing right put a quick hold on the extreme for my boi Landerson cuz he could use that W. I’m a giving man but just cuz I’m giving don’t mean I ain’t gonna take mine in blood from my opponents when the time comes and that time comin’ faster than y’all do at the Poon Palace when we got them Porlandian bitches in the club. Ain’t no man can last when they looking down at them from the stage in them sexy ass rimmed glasses. Just like how no man will be able to last when he stands in the ring with El Landerson the Bite Luchador. They call him that cuz he will bite you.
Big dawg. Big bite.
TLA: El Landerson gonna be my substitute Steroid Dawg this week and imma sick him on any puto who wanna fuck with yo boi. But who knows maybe Landerson gonna start getting a little jealous he ain’t getting a run for all this gold. He ain’t all up in the chamber so he gonna come for me tryna make that statement. I ain’t know what’s gonna happen. Maybe Drake and El Profeta ain’t gonna get along either cuz they got that history n shit. I don’t know and I don’t really give a fuck neither cuz just like last week we going out there to fight whoever and whatever wanna get in our way. Take over them streets and show the whole world that we running them. Even if I gotta carry the match myself and this shit ends up being a Handicap Match situation it ain’t the first mugging I been involved in. When you ain’t got no crew backing you up you gotta rely on yo own self and I ain’t no pussy to run from that kind of situation. Nah I will fight back and overcome the odds or I will take that beating like a real hombre do. Ain’t got no shame about it. We talkin’ pride. We talkin’ my duty as champion and I ain’t about to run from none of it yo. I ain’t got no idea where Kassidy Heart is for this match but if she wants to sit on that fine culo collecting ring rust then that’s her loss cuz the rest of us gonna be hustling in that ring this week going all out and getting ready for Road to Redemption. As far as my partner Landerson goes he should be thinking of this as his own personal Road to Redemption. Cuz a victory here would change his entire career and life in one night. Hell he ain’t even gotta win cuz he in this match and a lot of people think he doesn’t belong there in this level of competition and this is his chance to show otherwise. If he fails and costs me the match like I said I don’t really lose anything tonight, if anything he has the most to gain here and so the pressure is on. But I never settle for that kind of thinking so I be putting the pressure on myself and imma do what it takes to keep on going strong into Road to Redemption. Cuz I’m on a roll lately, even if I ain’t beat Drake I walked out on top on Dynasty and I plan to do it again and again and again every week until Road to Redemption where I will do it one more time and establish myself as the Baddest Campeón on the Planet. Landerson coming thru like a suicide bomber. Allahu Akbar!
Here comes the boom!
TLA makes a dramatic explosion sound as the footage fades to black and stock footage of a limo is shown exploding. The Mexican national anthem plays over the footage of the burning vehicle for several minutes before fading to black.
