MATCH PROMO My names not Aaron, and Big Mike is into Beastiality

Ahren Fournier

Starboi GOAT
EAW ROSTER
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There is an old cliche about the old beat down wrestler trying to cling on to the prominence that he once had. The old man trying to recapture that old glory of yesteryear and be the guy that a company clung onto for all its money grabbing. But as the years go by the name presents less of a threat and more of a sad sack story that everyone starts pitying more and more and revering less and less. HBB you know you're beginning to become the relative sad sack of eaw. You come back every so often get a title match and wind up failing, only to leave until everyone forgets and come back again. And yes I know you've beaten me twice, but that's all you've done within the past what.. 2-3 years? Your claim to fame at this point with all the new fans and young talent, is beating Ahren Fournier. That's all well and good but you're at the latter part of your career and I'm on the upswing with mine. What's more likely, people remembering that Ahren Fournier lost the interwire title to HBB, and halfheartedly tried to reclaim it? Or HBB had a thousand World title matches and was never able to win any? See time will move on, ahren will win world titles and his time as Interwire champion will be remembered, but not how it ended. People will see you down on your luck, and even utter the words, is he still even alive? You are ruining your legacy with every match that you wrestle. Losing to Malcom Jones just proved my point; and losing to Rex McAllister proved it further. You're not in it for the long haul. I wanted the Interwire championship to be something respected and you did nothing but slide down them pants and take a big ol nasty shit all over it. You weren't able to defend it one time, and that's disrespectful to me.

Now you have another shot at another title, this time it's the world title. Something people know to be much more than the Interwire title, obviously. We've seen what you do with title opportunities, both when you and are not the champion. You squander them. You ruin your legacy and the legacy and the legacy of the championship. So why are you in this match? Why do you care anymore? We've seen what you do with championships and if you do by some miracle win this championship.. and it is Christmas, miracles are in the air... what will you do? That's just more time spent on the road, more commitments, more public greetings... Are you up for all that? Do you really want more comittment to this place? Is it all worth it at your age to be this public figure? We both know you don't want more commitment. We both know you only want the name of world champion and not everything that comes with it. So why are you even putting yourself and your family through all this? Pride? Proof that you're still one of the best? Let your ego go, and let the new kid on the block scoot on in, and be the star you want to be. It's Ahrens time, and when you're on Ahrens time, it's all about him

So this whole relationship between Chris Elite and Big Mike, it's weird. It honestly doesn't make sense to me, and I don't understand why EAW let's this man accompany Chris Elite anywhere. He's not under contract here to my knowledge. Yet he's allowed to be backstage, be ringside, and continuously gets involved with matches. I wasn't aware that people can just bring whoever they want around here, and apparently Chris Elite just had to have his prison wife/boyfriend Big Mike in everything that he does. But here it is Big Mike catching feelings for someone else, and it seems Chris is quite upset by that. Unfortunately Big Mike has seen a girl for the first time in however many years since he's been out of prison, and he has his sights on her. Apparently Big Mike is into beastiality. Kassidy is a goat and he's just a mere mortal human and it's disgusting. Surely disgusting and I don't know how anyone in their right mind would condone such actions. Big Mike is definitely in the mood to go to prison, and not be seen for a long long time. But Chris you addressed me and I would like to counter act a point you tried to make. You saying that you made me famous is the most asinine thing I've ever heard in my life. One, I was a big star before I ever faced off against you. Two, you were a nobody with a contract when we faced off. Three, stemming off of that you weren't World Champion every time we faced off, and every single time I beat you. Four, after three attempts of trying to beat me you are 0-3, so please tell me, how did you make me? Motherfucker if you made me then replace me. You can't, because I'm a once in al lifetime talent. I'm everything that you wish you could be, but never could, and never will. The only thing noteworthy coming out of the Chris Elite camp is the fact that Big Mike has a fascination with GOATS. It has nothing to do with you. Honestly you've been been nothing but on the back burner for months ever since losing the World Championship, and it is a miracle that you found yourself into this match. The one thing that you have to your name is the Gawd Contract, and that is played out. Nobody cares about Chris Elite now, and nobody cared about you during your World Title reign. You were the secondary champion on your own brand. The rankings were Ahren Fournier, Interwire Champion 1, and Chris Elite supposed World Champion number 2. I was must see, and will always be; and you just existed in my world. But now that we finally get to face off with something important on the line, we get to see that Ahren Fournier actually backs up al of his claims. You're right I've been quite critical of you, and you haven't been able to shut me up yet. So please Chris, shut me up, show me why you belong. As of right now, I don't see it; and I don't think I ever will.

It sucks that I have to be in a 2 on 1 handicap match, but you do what you have to do as the GOAT. I can't expect to be in winning situations all the time, it is up to me to find a way out. But, if anyone can do it, it's me. I have the upmost respect, and adulation for Ahren Fournier, and I would bet all the money that he would be one of the only guys that can pull off such an incredible feat such as this... Alright I know I'm tagging with Cody Marshall but I mean it essentially the same thing as being on my own. This dude is just about fucking his cousin, and telling everyone how to live their lives. I mean I understand he's an illiterate dumbass, but he can't even pronounce my name? He thinks, I think my name is Aaron? MY NAME IS AHREN.. AW REN.. R N.. It's not that difficult, I've been saying my name enough you'd think that you could pronounce it. But don't worry Cody, there will be enough time to get your ignorant ass through Ahren school when I'm the World Champion; my name is going to be plastered all over this place during that time.

Sorry this wasn't Christmasy guys, I wish I had time to be festive, but alas it wasn't in the cards. Being one of the top guys, I had to do top guy stuff. I had to get the name of EAW out there, I had to make people want to watch this bullshit. It's a job only I can accomplish. The dark days of EAW are almost over, there's a light at the end of the tunnel! A bright beautiful Christmas tree! And on top of that tree? Ahren Fournier, the EAW Champion! You're welcome everyone. Drink some nog in celebration.
 
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