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There is no more avoiding fate. There is no more ignoring our destinies. We have reached Territorial Invasion and it is finally time to get in the ring and prove who the true men really are. My anticipation is growing with each and every passing second. I have been waiting for a long while to finally get my chance to shut Parental Advisory up in the ring in a match. Korey and Jesse, you both have been laughing hysterically at the challenge I made. You guys thought I was being funny and thought I was stupid issuing the challenge, but I have been dead serious all along and you’re going to find out just how serious I really am.
Do you guys feel like real big men after everything you’ll pulled? I bet you do, but looks are deceiving because everything you’ve done for the last month shows the opposite. You’ve laughed. You’ve ridiculed. You’ve attacked and you’ve beat down. You two and that silicone whore Hannah Marin have been trying to make things a living hell ever since the gauntlet was thrown down. Unlike you two and your selfish tendencies, I am NOT only fighting for a Tag Team Title shot. I will NOT only be fighting for myself and the pain you’ve caused me. I will be fighting for a man who can longer fight for himself. A man who no longer has a wrestling career because of bullshit you pulled. I will be fighting to defend Conor Ryan’s honor and dignity that you tried to take away by horrifically attacking him and dragging his name through the cow manure for your own gratification.
What kind of men do that? I’ll tell you. Sad men. Scared men. Pathetic men. I think you’ve come to the realization that maybe that Conor and I were more of a threat than you gave us credit for. Maybe you realized that losing at Territorial Invasion was a very strong possibility as the weeks went on. That’s why you took Conor out of the equation. You were looking for an easy way out of the match. In my eyes, you guys are nothing more than pathetic losers. Just remember, just like you two, payback is also a bitch. I said I would make you pay dearly for everything that you have done and that will start with the thing you guys have been wanting all along: your title shot! The EAW fans will get to witness an Oklahoma rodeo where this country boy will make a couple of sad, strange little men squeal like pigs. When you are ready to fight like real men, make sure you guys get your balls from Hannah’s purse.
On a serious point, as much guilt and sadness as I’ve felt for Conor Ryan, I know that he would have wanted me to keep going with the mission. We both wanted to get noticed and prove ourselves on Voltage and in EAW and all our work will mean absolutely nothing if I give it all away before Territorial Invasion. I will admit that I did get a little discouraged when my pool was going dry with finding a tag team partner on such short notice, but I got very lucky. I didn’t find a new tag partner. He found me. I’m still not sure what exactly think about all of this, but thanks for your help. Azreal showed up when you two losers tried to deal from the bottom of the deck and attack me. Whether if it was to help me or whether he was there just to cause pain, it really doesn’t matter to me.
What does matter to me is that we are tag team partners at Territorial Invasion. Azreal and I are kinda like what my momma calls “oil and water”. From first glance, we don’t look like we would mix since we don’t exactly run in the same crowds…at all. Hell, the guy still makes me a little nervous. After talking to Azreal’s brother, I think that I can feel a little less nervous about him...hopefully. But if it means that Parental Advisory gets beaten up and we walk away with a title opportunity, then I can put my nerves away for the time being and fight. Think about it. All I’ve been wanting to do is cause unadulterated pain to Korey and Jesse and that type of action is right up Azreal’s alley. I have been talking with Mr. Jacobs and for now, me and Azreal will be able to work together at Territorial Invasion. We might not have the same goals in mind, but just maybe we can help each other out to get what we both want. If we win the match, he will get what he wants and I will get I desire. Whether it be title aspirations, revenge, or even if it’s blood.
Now Parental Advisory love to spout out a lot of shit, so I guess it’s only fair that I do the same. This really won’t be hard to do because Korey and Jesse are both full of shit anyway. Jesse Barlow doesn’t do a lot of talking, but when he does, he wants everybody to listen. It’s a shame because the people who do listen want to gouge their eardrums out with any object they can find because the sound of a Jesse Barlow promo is almost too much to handle. Jesse, you pride yourself on being a man of many words, but let me give you some helpful comments about that. Bless your heart, but NOBODY CARES!! Dude, you pride yourself on being a man of many words, but it’s hard to find those words when there are so many F-bombs whenever you talk. It’s like an explosion of ignorance and stupidity every time you talk.
Wait, how very ungentlemanly of me. I forgot to ask how you and Hannah were feeling after Voltage. Oh, poor Hannah. She got completely choked out and then she got a tombstone piledriver. The experience must have been traumatizing for her if she is even conscious right now. Then again, from what I’ve heard, this isn’t the first time that the little skank has done something like that. Won’t you hate it if you and Korey have to go into a match and fight fair? Oh, damn. It must suck to be you. Now, Jesse, did you enjoy the little taste of Southern Hospitality I gave you? In our match, there will be much more where that came from, buddy boy.
Then we have Korey Gaines. The Aerial Bastard? He’s half right because he sure as hell is a little bastard. When I saw that there was another Elitist from Oklahoma, I was completely excited to see what the future will hold. After Bloodsport, I guess the future has us as enemies. You turned into a flat-out prick with a shitty attitude and I want nothing more than to beat the shit out of you!
Ohhh Korey!! Thank you so much for having me watch your match with Sienna Jade. You really showed me. Damn, I really needed that laugh watching Sienna whoop your ass. That was great. Korey, if you call that your tune-up match then you might need to spend a few weeks in the shop and try another tune-up. Maybe when Hannah is conscious again, she can give you a lube job or something.
When you aligned yourself with Jesse, did you take his promo delivering classes? It seems like everything out of your mouth has been calling everybody bitches or you saying “fuck this or fuck them or fuck everything”. You know, you’re starting to sound a lot like Hannah because lord knows she likes to fuck everything in sight. Good for you for finding your voice, but it’s sad had to sacrifice your brains to get it. Do you think your newfound promo style makes you sound like a Billy Badass? It actually doesn’t. Your talking tough reminds me of a six-year-old kid who sneaks into their parents’ closet, putting on their clothes, and acting all grown up. You’re just a walking billboard advertising “I’m a big bitch, please beat me up”.
I bet you still have a lot to say, don’t ya? Good because I’m here ready to listen to your next pathetic attempt at an insult or a comeback so I can just talk another lap or two around you. All you’ve said to me is how I am a bitch, how I give up now, how you’re gonna bust my head in, and then you make fun of my hometown? Is that the best you’ve got? Come on! You have got to try harder than that, Korey, because it is just sad. I remember you saying that I couldn’t represent the state of Oklahoma as well as you can. You have the story all wrong. I already am representing Oklahoma better than you. I am an up and coming star in EAW. Maybe you should stop being a lot lizard at truck stops off the Kilpatrick Turnpike and people might respect you more. You also claim that I am nothing more than a fake fighter. Boy, tape up your fists and I’ll show you how much of a fighter I truly am. Leave your creeper white van at home and let’s meet fist to fist in the ring.
I could absolutely keep destroying Parental Advisory more than they already do it to themselves, but why ruin all this for me by using my best arsenal in the very beginning? It’s kind of like eliminating everybody at the poker table and sitting by yourself. Effective, but not very fun.
Parental Advisory, all you are is talk and absolutely no substance. Outside of your sneak attacks, what exactly have you two proved? That’s right! Absolutely NOTHING. You guys are claiming to be Voltage’s hottest tag team, but you guys haven’t won a tag team match together yet, have you? All I’ve seen is you two getting your asses handed to you from one side of the county to the other. You’ve also ended up in a position that Hannah is very familiar with being flat on your backs. When you don’t have the results to back up your trash talk, how is anybody supposed to take you seriously? Not that anybody took you seriously before now. Up until now, everything to you has been a game and all laughs and fun. Did you two idiots forget that I made a career out of games? You have picked a fight with the wrong guy. You thought you had the match in the bag, but with Azreal on my side, the cards are looking to be in my favor.
Territorial Invasion will be an amazing moment in my very young career. It’ll be like hitting the Vegas Jackpot. Azreal and I will defeat you and earn that Tag Team Title match that you’ve been wanting so badly. Not only that, I plan on getting revenge for myself and for Conor Ryan by making your lives a living hell with the immense pain you will receive for everything you’ve done, the lies you’ve spread, and the people you’ve hurt. What exactly will happen? You’ll just have to wait and see. Gentlemen, that revenge will be oh so very sweet and it will be MINE. Even sweeter than Granny’s famous apple pie. Face it! Your fatal mistake was thinking this was a game at the very beginning and it will cost you everything because this cowboy just raised the stakes and changed the rules at the table.
Just look at who’s laughing now.
Do you guys feel like real big men after everything you’ll pulled? I bet you do, but looks are deceiving because everything you’ve done for the last month shows the opposite. You’ve laughed. You’ve ridiculed. You’ve attacked and you’ve beat down. You two and that silicone whore Hannah Marin have been trying to make things a living hell ever since the gauntlet was thrown down. Unlike you two and your selfish tendencies, I am NOT only fighting for a Tag Team Title shot. I will NOT only be fighting for myself and the pain you’ve caused me. I will be fighting for a man who can longer fight for himself. A man who no longer has a wrestling career because of bullshit you pulled. I will be fighting to defend Conor Ryan’s honor and dignity that you tried to take away by horrifically attacking him and dragging his name through the cow manure for your own gratification.
What kind of men do that? I’ll tell you. Sad men. Scared men. Pathetic men. I think you’ve come to the realization that maybe that Conor and I were more of a threat than you gave us credit for. Maybe you realized that losing at Territorial Invasion was a very strong possibility as the weeks went on. That’s why you took Conor out of the equation. You were looking for an easy way out of the match. In my eyes, you guys are nothing more than pathetic losers. Just remember, just like you two, payback is also a bitch. I said I would make you pay dearly for everything that you have done and that will start with the thing you guys have been wanting all along: your title shot! The EAW fans will get to witness an Oklahoma rodeo where this country boy will make a couple of sad, strange little men squeal like pigs. When you are ready to fight like real men, make sure you guys get your balls from Hannah’s purse.
On a serious point, as much guilt and sadness as I’ve felt for Conor Ryan, I know that he would have wanted me to keep going with the mission. We both wanted to get noticed and prove ourselves on Voltage and in EAW and all our work will mean absolutely nothing if I give it all away before Territorial Invasion. I will admit that I did get a little discouraged when my pool was going dry with finding a tag team partner on such short notice, but I got very lucky. I didn’t find a new tag partner. He found me. I’m still not sure what exactly think about all of this, but thanks for your help. Azreal showed up when you two losers tried to deal from the bottom of the deck and attack me. Whether if it was to help me or whether he was there just to cause pain, it really doesn’t matter to me.
What does matter to me is that we are tag team partners at Territorial Invasion. Azreal and I are kinda like what my momma calls “oil and water”. From first glance, we don’t look like we would mix since we don’t exactly run in the same crowds…at all. Hell, the guy still makes me a little nervous. After talking to Azreal’s brother, I think that I can feel a little less nervous about him...hopefully. But if it means that Parental Advisory gets beaten up and we walk away with a title opportunity, then I can put my nerves away for the time being and fight. Think about it. All I’ve been wanting to do is cause unadulterated pain to Korey and Jesse and that type of action is right up Azreal’s alley. I have been talking with Mr. Jacobs and for now, me and Azreal will be able to work together at Territorial Invasion. We might not have the same goals in mind, but just maybe we can help each other out to get what we both want. If we win the match, he will get what he wants and I will get I desire. Whether it be title aspirations, revenge, or even if it’s blood.
Now Parental Advisory love to spout out a lot of shit, so I guess it’s only fair that I do the same. This really won’t be hard to do because Korey and Jesse are both full of shit anyway. Jesse Barlow doesn’t do a lot of talking, but when he does, he wants everybody to listen. It’s a shame because the people who do listen want to gouge their eardrums out with any object they can find because the sound of a Jesse Barlow promo is almost too much to handle. Jesse, you pride yourself on being a man of many words, but let me give you some helpful comments about that. Bless your heart, but NOBODY CARES!! Dude, you pride yourself on being a man of many words, but it’s hard to find those words when there are so many F-bombs whenever you talk. It’s like an explosion of ignorance and stupidity every time you talk.
Wait, how very ungentlemanly of me. I forgot to ask how you and Hannah were feeling after Voltage. Oh, poor Hannah. She got completely choked out and then she got a tombstone piledriver. The experience must have been traumatizing for her if she is even conscious right now. Then again, from what I’ve heard, this isn’t the first time that the little skank has done something like that. Won’t you hate it if you and Korey have to go into a match and fight fair? Oh, damn. It must suck to be you. Now, Jesse, did you enjoy the little taste of Southern Hospitality I gave you? In our match, there will be much more where that came from, buddy boy.
Then we have Korey Gaines. The Aerial Bastard? He’s half right because he sure as hell is a little bastard. When I saw that there was another Elitist from Oklahoma, I was completely excited to see what the future will hold. After Bloodsport, I guess the future has us as enemies. You turned into a flat-out prick with a shitty attitude and I want nothing more than to beat the shit out of you!
Ohhh Korey!! Thank you so much for having me watch your match with Sienna Jade. You really showed me. Damn, I really needed that laugh watching Sienna whoop your ass. That was great. Korey, if you call that your tune-up match then you might need to spend a few weeks in the shop and try another tune-up. Maybe when Hannah is conscious again, she can give you a lube job or something.
When you aligned yourself with Jesse, did you take his promo delivering classes? It seems like everything out of your mouth has been calling everybody bitches or you saying “fuck this or fuck them or fuck everything”. You know, you’re starting to sound a lot like Hannah because lord knows she likes to fuck everything in sight. Good for you for finding your voice, but it’s sad had to sacrifice your brains to get it. Do you think your newfound promo style makes you sound like a Billy Badass? It actually doesn’t. Your talking tough reminds me of a six-year-old kid who sneaks into their parents’ closet, putting on their clothes, and acting all grown up. You’re just a walking billboard advertising “I’m a big bitch, please beat me up”.
I bet you still have a lot to say, don’t ya? Good because I’m here ready to listen to your next pathetic attempt at an insult or a comeback so I can just talk another lap or two around you. All you’ve said to me is how I am a bitch, how I give up now, how you’re gonna bust my head in, and then you make fun of my hometown? Is that the best you’ve got? Come on! You have got to try harder than that, Korey, because it is just sad. I remember you saying that I couldn’t represent the state of Oklahoma as well as you can. You have the story all wrong. I already am representing Oklahoma better than you. I am an up and coming star in EAW. Maybe you should stop being a lot lizard at truck stops off the Kilpatrick Turnpike and people might respect you more. You also claim that I am nothing more than a fake fighter. Boy, tape up your fists and I’ll show you how much of a fighter I truly am. Leave your creeper white van at home and let’s meet fist to fist in the ring.
I could absolutely keep destroying Parental Advisory more than they already do it to themselves, but why ruin all this for me by using my best arsenal in the very beginning? It’s kind of like eliminating everybody at the poker table and sitting by yourself. Effective, but not very fun.
Parental Advisory, all you are is talk and absolutely no substance. Outside of your sneak attacks, what exactly have you two proved? That’s right! Absolutely NOTHING. You guys are claiming to be Voltage’s hottest tag team, but you guys haven’t won a tag team match together yet, have you? All I’ve seen is you two getting your asses handed to you from one side of the county to the other. You’ve also ended up in a position that Hannah is very familiar with being flat on your backs. When you don’t have the results to back up your trash talk, how is anybody supposed to take you seriously? Not that anybody took you seriously before now. Up until now, everything to you has been a game and all laughs and fun. Did you two idiots forget that I made a career out of games? You have picked a fight with the wrong guy. You thought you had the match in the bag, but with Azreal on my side, the cards are looking to be in my favor.
Territorial Invasion will be an amazing moment in my very young career. It’ll be like hitting the Vegas Jackpot. Azreal and I will defeat you and earn that Tag Team Title match that you’ve been wanting so badly. Not only that, I plan on getting revenge for myself and for Conor Ryan by making your lives a living hell with the immense pain you will receive for everything you’ve done, the lies you’ve spread, and the people you’ve hurt. What exactly will happen? You’ll just have to wait and see. Gentlemen, that revenge will be oh so very sweet and it will be MINE. Even sweeter than Granny’s famous apple pie. Face it! Your fatal mistake was thinking this was a game at the very beginning and it will cost you everything because this cowboy just raised the stakes and changed the rules at the table.
Just look at who’s laughing now.
