The scene begins as you see Lucas Johnson and Albert Hitchman sitting next to each other in a conference room in a local Hilton hotel in Austin, Texas sitting across from a EAW Reporter with a camera man filming as an interview is about to take place for the upcoming main event for this weeks Showdown.
EAW Reporter: Good afternoon Mr. Hitchman and Mr. Johnson, this weekend is a big fight between your client Mr. Hitchman - Lucas Johnson will take on Jamie O'Hara in a Last Man Standing Match this Saturday Night here in Austin, Texas. Have you two had a chance to listen Mr. O'Hara's recent comments about Mr. Johnson here?
Hitchman: Did I listen to Mr. O'Hara's remarks about my client here? Of course I have, it seems to me Mr. O'Hara loves to make Game of Thrones references around here calling my client a quote "dumb cunt." It blows my mind how the EAW faithful love to get behind a man that is clearly delusional. Jamie loves to think in the hierarchy here at the land of the elite, he is at the top of the food chain. The Evil Genius is here to bring some bad news to Jamie O'Hara, he is no where near the top.
EAW Reporter: Jamie is not at the top of Showdown? You do realize Jamie is a former World Champion and held that title for over three hundred days?
Hitchman: And do you realize my client here rebranded the New Breed Division from the ground up? You do realize my client here held that New Breed Championship for a hundred and five days and turned the division from a joke into a launching pad it is today launching the careers of new stars like The Visual Prophet and many more. But when it comes to my client people want to throw those stats out the window because my client hasn't been able to reach the promise land since losing the title back at Pain for Pride X. So how about Mr. O'Hara, phenomenal athlete in the ring and held the World Heavyweight Championship the longest out of anybody in company history and look where he is at now? Just like in my client's situation, Mr. O'Hara hasn't been able to reach the promise land again.
EAW Reporter: I mean I get your point Mr. Hitchman but Lucas Johnson isn't on that same level as Mr. O'Hara, with all due respect. Mr. O'Hara has the bigger resume attached to his name...
Hitchman: Excuse me? How dare you? Maybe because my client is still starting out his journey here at the land of the elite. One day my client will hold a World Championship but for now my client is focused on becoming Pure Champion. Why is that title so important to my client? My client idolized StarrStan, the man that paved the way for him to come into this business as an ameatur wrestler and transition from the wrestling mat to the squared circle is a big step in becoming the new generation here at the land of the elite. My client wants to carry the same championship, the legendary Hall of Famer retired with back at Pain for Pride at that is the EAW Pure Championship. My client is all about making his own legacy and that is being written as we are sitting here today.
EAW Reporter: So why is this fight so important to the two of you?
Hitchman: This is just another day at the office for me, this is just business for The Evil Genius. I respect what Mr. O'Hara has done inside the ring for his entire career but on the other hand my client here has history with Jamie and I will let my client speak his own mind....
EAW Reporter: Mr. Johnson would you like to speak on the problems you might have with Mr. O'Hara?
Lucas Johnson: Ohhh Jamie O'Hara......where do we even begin? Why does Lucas Johnson have a problem with "The Ace?" Jamie O'Hara may have built a legacy holding that World Heavyweight Championship but he is just another legend that loves to take the spotlight away from the up and coming talent around here. You don't believe me? Let's go down memory lane shall we? Pain for Pride Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada the same night I was entering my first Cash in the Vault Ladder Match. On that same card we had two bulls colliding with each other, at the time the most personal fight coming into that Pain for Pride was Mr. O'Hara and our current World Champion - Impact. At the time the stipulation coming into the match was that loser would not be able to challenge for a World Title for the rest of his career? So what happened on that night? Jamie fell short of beating Impact and wasn't able to challenge for a World Title for the rest of his career? So flash forward the time to Road to Redemption, the Extreme Elimination Chamber that I put my blood, sweat, and tears into and Theron survives to see another day as Answers World Champion and what happens next? Jamie O'Hara returns from the heavens and has his eyes set on dethroning Theron? Is my intelligence supposed to be questioned here? What happened to that stipulation? Jamie not allowed to challenge for a World Title and then all of a sudden Jamie gets awarded a Answers World Title opportunity at King of Elite? I am sorry that doesn't sit well with me and that sure as hell shouldn't sit right with the rest of the locker room. When you put your name down on a contract with that type of stipulation I should take your word for it that you are going to follow through but Jamie O'Hara didn't. Jamie went behind the scenes and found a loop hole to get his name back up the card while I am the one suffering here. Meanwhile what is Lucas Johnson doing? Lucas Johnson is carrying Dynasty on his back standing toe to toe with Hades the Hellraiser in a Buried Alive Match and what do I get in return? Nothing just Jamie O'Hara hogging the spotlight at the top of the card. But what happened Jamie? King of Elite - Jamie tries to save the day and dethrone Theron and what happend? FAILED! Grand Rampage I will give him credit where it's due he won the entire thing but Pain for Pride - Jamie still failed. Jamie tried to pull all the tricks out of the bag and he still failed.
EAW Reporter: So Mr. Johnson would you like to comment about the threats made towards Cameron?
Lucas Johnson: Threats? You really think I want any love interest with disgusting Cameron? No thank you, all those comments were to fire up Jamie and from the looks of it, I did a pretty damn good job with lighting a fire under that liar's ass. You know what they always say liar liar, pants on fire.
Hitchman: You do extensive research for this interview right? Then you should know damn well that my client here is a little experience in some mind games and right now we are inside Jamie's head. Jamie does not play well with his emotions and we are going to look when Jamie makes that one mistake tomorrow night and my client will capitalize on that opportunity my smacking Jamie's head off the canvas and he will not be able to answer the count of ten. Jamie loves to make Game of Thrones references right? So here's one for you Mr. O'Hara. You hear that loud warning sound right? Did you just recieve goosebumps? Quite frankly you should be shaking in your boots because the White Walkers are coming for you and the biggest White Walker in town is my client Lucas Johnson. Lucas is going to enjoy destroying your wall of legacy that you have built over your entire career. You want to claim you are the top dawg around here? You want to claim you own the spotlight on Showdown? So prove it Jamie, prove to the entire world you aren't a liar. Prove to the entire world you are not a fraud. But on the other hand if you don't prove to the entire world you are not the same Jamie that won Grand Rampage you will simply be sent to hell and this time you will not be able to come back. And once that happens my client will stand on top of the Showdown throne above everyone else and then Jamie O'Hara will simply be known as the man that lied his way to the top of EAW royalty.
The scene ends as the EAW Reporter thanks Albert Hitchman for the time for the special interview as Lucas Johnson goes behind his chair and pulls out a Kendo Stick and begins to hit camera man as the camera falls to the floor! You hear the EAW Reporter scream in fear as she calls for security as you continue to hear the kendo stick hit off the camera man. As security rushes into the room and hold Lucas Johnson back, Albert Hitchman tries to take control of the situation and yells to shut the cameras off. The camera slowly fades to black as you hear Lucas Johnson's voice the background sending a message to his opponent Jamie O'Hara.
Lucas Johnson: TICK TOCK, JAMIE! TICK TOCK!!!
EAW Reporter: Good afternoon Mr. Hitchman and Mr. Johnson, this weekend is a big fight between your client Mr. Hitchman - Lucas Johnson will take on Jamie O'Hara in a Last Man Standing Match this Saturday Night here in Austin, Texas. Have you two had a chance to listen Mr. O'Hara's recent comments about Mr. Johnson here?
Hitchman: Did I listen to Mr. O'Hara's remarks about my client here? Of course I have, it seems to me Mr. O'Hara loves to make Game of Thrones references around here calling my client a quote "dumb cunt." It blows my mind how the EAW faithful love to get behind a man that is clearly delusional. Jamie loves to think in the hierarchy here at the land of the elite, he is at the top of the food chain. The Evil Genius is here to bring some bad news to Jamie O'Hara, he is no where near the top.
EAW Reporter: Jamie is not at the top of Showdown? You do realize Jamie is a former World Champion and held that title for over three hundred days?
Hitchman: And do you realize my client here rebranded the New Breed Division from the ground up? You do realize my client here held that New Breed Championship for a hundred and five days and turned the division from a joke into a launching pad it is today launching the careers of new stars like The Visual Prophet and many more. But when it comes to my client people want to throw those stats out the window because my client hasn't been able to reach the promise land since losing the title back at Pain for Pride X. So how about Mr. O'Hara, phenomenal athlete in the ring and held the World Heavyweight Championship the longest out of anybody in company history and look where he is at now? Just like in my client's situation, Mr. O'Hara hasn't been able to reach the promise land again.
EAW Reporter: I mean I get your point Mr. Hitchman but Lucas Johnson isn't on that same level as Mr. O'Hara, with all due respect. Mr. O'Hara has the bigger resume attached to his name...
Hitchman: Excuse me? How dare you? Maybe because my client is still starting out his journey here at the land of the elite. One day my client will hold a World Championship but for now my client is focused on becoming Pure Champion. Why is that title so important to my client? My client idolized StarrStan, the man that paved the way for him to come into this business as an ameatur wrestler and transition from the wrestling mat to the squared circle is a big step in becoming the new generation here at the land of the elite. My client wants to carry the same championship, the legendary Hall of Famer retired with back at Pain for Pride at that is the EAW Pure Championship. My client is all about making his own legacy and that is being written as we are sitting here today.
EAW Reporter: So why is this fight so important to the two of you?
Hitchman: This is just another day at the office for me, this is just business for The Evil Genius. I respect what Mr. O'Hara has done inside the ring for his entire career but on the other hand my client here has history with Jamie and I will let my client speak his own mind....
EAW Reporter: Mr. Johnson would you like to speak on the problems you might have with Mr. O'Hara?
Lucas Johnson: Ohhh Jamie O'Hara......where do we even begin? Why does Lucas Johnson have a problem with "The Ace?" Jamie O'Hara may have built a legacy holding that World Heavyweight Championship but he is just another legend that loves to take the spotlight away from the up and coming talent around here. You don't believe me? Let's go down memory lane shall we? Pain for Pride Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada the same night I was entering my first Cash in the Vault Ladder Match. On that same card we had two bulls colliding with each other, at the time the most personal fight coming into that Pain for Pride was Mr. O'Hara and our current World Champion - Impact. At the time the stipulation coming into the match was that loser would not be able to challenge for a World Title for the rest of his career? So what happened on that night? Jamie fell short of beating Impact and wasn't able to challenge for a World Title for the rest of his career? So flash forward the time to Road to Redemption, the Extreme Elimination Chamber that I put my blood, sweat, and tears into and Theron survives to see another day as Answers World Champion and what happens next? Jamie O'Hara returns from the heavens and has his eyes set on dethroning Theron? Is my intelligence supposed to be questioned here? What happened to that stipulation? Jamie not allowed to challenge for a World Title and then all of a sudden Jamie gets awarded a Answers World Title opportunity at King of Elite? I am sorry that doesn't sit well with me and that sure as hell shouldn't sit right with the rest of the locker room. When you put your name down on a contract with that type of stipulation I should take your word for it that you are going to follow through but Jamie O'Hara didn't. Jamie went behind the scenes and found a loop hole to get his name back up the card while I am the one suffering here. Meanwhile what is Lucas Johnson doing? Lucas Johnson is carrying Dynasty on his back standing toe to toe with Hades the Hellraiser in a Buried Alive Match and what do I get in return? Nothing just Jamie O'Hara hogging the spotlight at the top of the card. But what happened Jamie? King of Elite - Jamie tries to save the day and dethrone Theron and what happend? FAILED! Grand Rampage I will give him credit where it's due he won the entire thing but Pain for Pride - Jamie still failed. Jamie tried to pull all the tricks out of the bag and he still failed.
EAW Reporter: So Mr. Johnson would you like to comment about the threats made towards Cameron?
Lucas Johnson: Threats? You really think I want any love interest with disgusting Cameron? No thank you, all those comments were to fire up Jamie and from the looks of it, I did a pretty damn good job with lighting a fire under that liar's ass. You know what they always say liar liar, pants on fire.
Hitchman: You do extensive research for this interview right? Then you should know damn well that my client here is a little experience in some mind games and right now we are inside Jamie's head. Jamie does not play well with his emotions and we are going to look when Jamie makes that one mistake tomorrow night and my client will capitalize on that opportunity my smacking Jamie's head off the canvas and he will not be able to answer the count of ten. Jamie loves to make Game of Thrones references right? So here's one for you Mr. O'Hara. You hear that loud warning sound right? Did you just recieve goosebumps? Quite frankly you should be shaking in your boots because the White Walkers are coming for you and the biggest White Walker in town is my client Lucas Johnson. Lucas is going to enjoy destroying your wall of legacy that you have built over your entire career. You want to claim you are the top dawg around here? You want to claim you own the spotlight on Showdown? So prove it Jamie, prove to the entire world you aren't a liar. Prove to the entire world you are not a fraud. But on the other hand if you don't prove to the entire world you are not the same Jamie that won Grand Rampage you will simply be sent to hell and this time you will not be able to come back. And once that happens my client will stand on top of the Showdown throne above everyone else and then Jamie O'Hara will simply be known as the man that lied his way to the top of EAW royalty.
The scene ends as the EAW Reporter thanks Albert Hitchman for the time for the special interview as Lucas Johnson goes behind his chair and pulls out a Kendo Stick and begins to hit camera man as the camera falls to the floor! You hear the EAW Reporter scream in fear as she calls for security as you continue to hear the kendo stick hit off the camera man. As security rushes into the room and hold Lucas Johnson back, Albert Hitchman tries to take control of the situation and yells to shut the cameras off. The camera slowly fades to black as you hear Lucas Johnson's voice the background sending a message to his opponent Jamie O'Hara.
Lucas Johnson: TICK TOCK, JAMIE! TICK TOCK!!!
