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#1
Supremely wealthy genius. Metaphysical philanthropist. For all business inquiries please contact Troy Berkowitz or Ian Danes @ gawdzillapro@gmail.com Pronouns SIR/YOUR HIGHNESS/GOD

#GAWDVERBS A Machiavellian's Guide To Un-Fucking Yourself in stores EVERYWHERE today!
 

Mr. DEDEDE

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#6
Everyone who has ever watched Game of Thrones in the history of mankind is dirt poor and destitute

Zero exceptions

Even RR Martin is a penniless bitch compared to my gargantuan bank account

Only I can save you

Big announcement coming soon.
#Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

Mr. DEDEDE

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#7
You watch comic book movies about ‘gods’

Yet you lead a Godless existence

And wonder why you will die alone and childless.

Reality is calling your name, simpletons.

The real world is Asgard

Be still...and know, that I am Thor

#Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 
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Mr. DEDEDE

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#8
“Promise me one thing Gawd”

“Promise me you’ll never watch Avengers”

I leant forward and whispered my reply

“Never have. Never will.”

Instantly. Wet.

#Gawdtingz #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

Mr. DEDEDE

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#9
I have done the most heinous, unspeakable things to women throughout the years

Yet none have ever cried #MeToo

Why?

Because they respect me.

Because they fear me.

And most importantly, because they want me. #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

Mr. DEDEDE

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#10
“Gawd how do I make women want me?”

“How do I get models, actresses, World Championships and millions of dollars to suddenly fall in my lap?”

That’s easy, my son.

Just don’t watch Game of Thrones

That’s literally it.

#Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#13
I already told you what happens in the show

But it didn’t matter to you, now did it

Nothing in this world could stop you from watching your Thrones

just as I expected #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#14
Basement dwelling shitposters of Reddit

I just want you to know, your hatred keeps me going

Keep doing it

Lend me your energy #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro

 

Mr. DEDEDE

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#16
I am an eternally correct being

You subscribe to political correctness, I subscribe to eternal correctness

If you have EVER disagreed with me

on ANYTHING, EVER

You were WRONG #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#17
My eternal correctness is the sole reason why this business is alive

If not for my eternal correctness, EAW would still be Elite Avengers Wrestling

Empire would still be Eclipse’s Fun House

I do not ask for your gratitude, I DEMAND your subservience #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#18
I have all the sex

Because I’ve never seen Marvel

There is no sex left for any other man on Earth

I am Genghis Khan reincarnated with a vengeance

I will impregnate every female alive while you die childless

My impressive genes will single handedly move humanity into its greatest phase #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#19
“Thor: Ragnarok”

More like Thor Rag n a cock

Because that will be the only thing you have when your woman leaves you

Be like me

Be like Klay

Be a champion

Be a winner #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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#20
Basement dwelling shitposters of Reddit

I just want you to know, your hatred keeps me going

Keep doing it

Lend me your energy #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro

Alexis Ohanian is a wonderful friend of mine

Reddit.com is not the problem

It is a vast repository of information and advice

Yet you use it to bash people who aren’t thinking about you

PATHETIC

Evaluate what your life has come to #Gawdverbs #Gawdzillapro
 

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