MATCH PROMO Untouchable (Voltage #1)

Charlie Marr

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EAW ROSTER
EAW World Champion
EAW Hall of Famer
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801
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I think people have begun to forget who the fuck Charlie Marr is and what he is about. It’s really time to remind every single one of you. Perhaps even I forgot who I was, it’s time to change that. I am untouchable, no not like Gaines is to the women here, I am untouchable in a different way. When you reach a certain level in an industry, you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you like. I have reached that level within EAW. Just look at the game I am playing with Malcolm Jones right now. I can show up and attack this man whenever I want and he can’t do a single fucking thing about it. If he decides to show up on Voltage and attack me, he will be in breach of his restraining order and he will be arrested by the police. As he will be arrested, he will be in breach of his EAW contract and he will be placed on further leave and potentially released from the company. I’ll give him credit, he has actually done quite well with the restraining order thus far. He hasn’t attempted to attack me or come near me unless I provoked him. I suppose he does have a lot of experience with restraining orders with Astraea Jordan. Come get me, Malcolm. Please, I am begging you. Show up on Voltage this Sunday and assault me, I know that you want too. Don’t you think my face looks very punchable? You should show up and hit me right in the kisser. God, this is fun. I can incite Malcolm Jones all I want and he can’t do a thing. He can brag about how he’s holidaying in the Caribbean with beautiful women on company dime all he wants, we all know that’s not what he wants to be doing right now. This man wants nothing more than to get his revenge on me and to simp for Andrea Valentine. It’s a real shame he’s not able to get me. On top of that, I will be taking Andrea’s World Title off her and bringing it back to its rightful holder. People have seemed to have forgotten that I don’t lose. I may lose a battle or two but I always win the fucking war. For proof of that, let’s take a moment to examine my main rivalries since I came to EAW. I’ll start with my former tag team partner, Daryl Kinkade as that was the rivalry that really brought Charlie Marr to everyone’s attention. Sure, Daryl beat me to gain sole ownership of the National Elite title. I then proceeded to murder him at Fighting Spirit and go on to become a World Champion. He won a little battle, I won the war. Jack Ripley, let’s move on to him. He thought he embarrassed me when he won the number 1 contenders match at Tempest. I then took his sister and won the EAW Championship, something he’s never come close to doing. Those two I have just mentioned aren’t even in the company anymore. I occasionally take a small loss for a big gain. The moral of the story here is any victory you gain over Charlie Marr means nothing because I always fucking win in the end. I might not be the King of Elite but I am still the king of voltage. This is my show and I will continue to dominate it.

How many times do I need to beat this man? EAW’s Harvey Weinstein without the sex. EAW’s king of sexual harassment. The thirstiest man of all time. Korey Gaines, you fucking suck. Your record in EAW is almost as bad as your record with women. I can’t believe you’ve even been allowed to face me. I love these matches though and they always prove that Captain Charisma loves Charlie Marr at heart. Despite his criticism of me, it’s clear to see that he values me and knows that I am his prized asset. Whenever I suffer a large loss at a FPV, I always end up facing some fucking loser on the next Voltage. See Road to Redemption for an example. Following my EAW Championship being robbed from me, I faced Terry Chambers on the next voltage. This is the exact same shit. Korey Gaines is nothing more than foil to make me look good. Korey, I don’t even know where to start with you. I feel bad for insulting you. It’s like picking on the make a wish kid. Charlie Marr wrestling Korey Gaines is like Usain Bolt competing in the 100m at the Paralympics. Shit just isn’t fair. I gave Jamie and Viz a lot of shit before King of Elite but to go from facing them to facing Korey Gaines is crazy. I’ll be honest, I truly don’t expect any sort of challenge this week. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that this will be an easy victory for Charlie Marr. There isn’t going to be any sort of underdog story this week, it’s simply going to be the big bad bully of Voltage picking on his victim. This is a big match for you, Gaines. This is your opportunity to show you actually belong in this company. Throughout your time in EAW, all you have done is show the world that you don’t deserve a contract here. You have constantly lost and made yourself look like a fucking idiot. You are more known for being a sexual predator that you are an elitist. Nobody is scared of you, except the women you harass obviously. You weigh 170 pounds, the wind will knock you over before I do. It’s tragic that you spend your entire career pandering to the EAW audience and they still don’t give a shit about you. They might hate me but at least they care, the same cannot be said about their opinion of Korey Gaines. You’re just another meh, cookie-cutter jobber. We seem to have an abundance of those on Voltage, sadly. I hate to admit it but Jamie O’Hara was right when he said Voltage is bereft of talent. Just look at the guys at the bottom of the show, they’re all the fucking same. Shawn Sturgis, Zak Simmons, Terry Chambers, Rex McAllister, Korey Gaines, Shortfuse Paka, Komatsu Ogawa. Please tell me one defining feature of any of those men. They all fucking suck and they’re all irrelevant, that’s about it.

I want better for Voltage. Voltage is my home that I have helped build up. I have carried this brand on my back for almost two years, I am sick and tired of seeing it brought down due to losers like Korey Gaines. It’s a lack of effort from you, Korey. I wouldn’t mind if you were just a terrible wrestler, which you are, it’s the fact you seem to put zero effort into changing that. Being an entertainer is also a big part of being a wrestler, you don’t seem to realise that. I decided that I wanted to watch a few of your promos for your match the other week, I thought I’d watch a few but there only was two. Two is fucking pathetic, Korey. Meanwhile, Jamie, Viz and I are constantly going at each other. The fans loved our shit and you can see why. Why are three men already in the main event competing as if they are desperately trying to get into the main event? Meanwhile, losers at the bottom don’t seem to even try and move up the card. Despite this, losers like you will constantly complain about how you don’t get the opportunity and how it’s the same old guys at the top. Guys like Charlie Marr are at the top because I don’t get complacent, I fight tooth and nail every single time I have a match. Irrelevant losers like you stay at the bottom because you never make enough of an effort to get away from the bottom. You will stay where you belong because you are too lazy to ever make a change. How do you even look in the mirror? Don’t you feel ashamed that your parents have to watch you lose every single week? How do you have the balls to ring your mother after your match knowing you lost yet again? Your parents should be ashamed of you and should be ashamed of themselves for giving birth to such a fucking loser. I am so passionate about this shit because I want Voltage to be the A Brand. I want our dog shit elitists to get better and actually become important members of the roster. The saddest part of it all is that I seem to care more than they do.

You will always be a fucking loser, Korey. This match will act as punishment. I will kill you for not making a change and not even trying to improve. I ended Denis Ryley’s career and I will end yours too. I am going to beat the living shit out of you in the hope that it forces you to improve. Voltage deserves better than useless sacks of shit like you. I will make Voltage great. I just felt like speaking my mind today. There wasn’t any symbolism or any fancy location needed. Korey Gaines isn’t worth the effort.
 

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