I deadass love it when you dumb, dickeating, shaped like Danny Devito ass bozos make a fool out of themselves imagine all that dick eating, all of it, to go back on past losses and leave out how I lost in each and every one of them to force a narrative. Only one of those matches were on me. You have what Jake 3 titles? No memorable reigns? Stuck facing out of their prime Hall of Famers who are just here to make you look good because EAW still doesn’t take you seriously enough. I mean that still doesn’t prove nothing though because it’s going to take a lot more than beating Vic Vendetta dumbass to make you seem like a threat. Son beats Lethal Consequences once and now all the sudden beating him is magical, suck a magical dick you short and chubby dweeb. Me beating you ain’t magical beloved it’s what supposed to happen and I know my track record so far in matches I was supposed to win but Adam Mucus actually had some talent, he brings something new to the table when we got guys like you forcing narratives, stealing other people’s material and forcing corny jokes in this company. Look at you so cool for not “Remembering” the Illionaires so adorable I oughta pinch your cheeks. I mean they a lot more memorable than the fucking Round Table or the two crack head tag teams you were in. Bitch asses didn’t even make it to the second round yet we about to dick eat what I’m doing? Jake Smith is not in a better position than I am in my career I am in the Finals of the Grand Prix and before you try to tell me I got carried I got two of those victories so slap dick, you are facing an over the edge Vic Vendetta who half the company is pretending to remember or know of. You are not the world champion or pure champion tag team champion and I am none of those things(Yet) but Jake Smith is further than me? You’ve never had legitimacy in your words no one listens to Jake Smith and gets scared about what he might do. No one hears what Jake Smith says and quotes them and is like “Damn what a line” or anything like that Jake Smith is an overrated bum who gets high, just like rest of this company. On God himself son you cannot fuck with me. You beat LC, congratulations you’ll beat Vic whoopty do but you not beating me. I’ve said it before but I’m really not losing to Jake “Only if god gave me an extra foot” Smith. No one takes Jake Smith seriously and beating bum ass hall of Famers like you’ve been doing or are trying to do isn’t going to prove anything. You facing Vic but there’s two open spots left in the Chamber. For someone who doesn’t mind beating Viz again and winning that world championship you seem to be ducking the match 
, I mean free spots are basically being handed out MITSUBACHI is in it, Xander, LC guilt tripped his way into one, but the big bad wolf Jake doesn’t want that problem for real he’s just talk.
See what I mean with the reaching? Now why on Gods Green Earth WOULD I WANNA BE LIKE JAKE SMITH FOR? HAS JAKE SMITH WON A WORLD TITLE? No, he hasn’t, will he? No, no he won’t. Is Jake Smith in the Hall of Fame? Does Jake Smith have a Gawd Contract? Does Jake Smith have any memorable moments in EAW? Has he main evented a Pain for Pride? Is Jake Smith a handsome chocolate man? No he isn’t in the Hall of Fame and never will be and I’ll put my life on it. He will never be worth a Gawd contract. I mean sure if you consider beating LC in 2020 memorable but I’m sure most don’t. No I don’t think son has main evented a FPV at all and if he did he lost and lastly no he is a generic cac of a man who is balding and is using everything to hold onto it, he couldn’t reach the top of the fridge to get stuff for his little nephews on Thanksgiving after they needed help. So again why would I want to be Jake Smith? Jake Smith will never be better than Chris Elite not on my best day and not on my worst, that even coming out of peoples mouths is preposterous but it hasn’t, only yours and that’s cute. Gas yourself up and I’m going to calm all that shit down. You’ll beat Vic like I said congratulations but I am the Hall of Famer you won’t beat. Also I just wish you had this energy at Territorial Invasion because you was ducking me the whole entire week, literally the whole week you did anything to avoid talking about me and addressing me. Now you tough though right? Bet let’s see how tough you are when I smack the shit out of you and then proceed to pin you for the victory. Not something I’ll be proud of just something I should do and will do. Son jacking to be Dynasty hottest commodity but not even competing for the world title
, son claiming to be Dynasty hottest commodity but not even top 5 on the brand 
. 2016,2017,2018,2019, 2020 people will forever be talking about me whether it’s dick eating remarks or praise for what I’ve done in this company I am always talked about.
You are living proof of that before this and before TI ya dick eating ass was always talking about me whenever he had a chance than TI came and he ducked me then this match comes around and he’s forcing narratives. I have lots of energy left in the tank you’ll see it this Friday and the Friday after the next and at Pavement to Restitution I am still Chris Elite at the end of the Fay and I’ll be damned if some bozo who doesn’t know what struggle he wants to choose whether it’s be gay or short can ever fuck with me. It’s you who isn’t needed, I leave this company and a certain aura leaves this company as well, you leave? No one notices, no one gives a fuck and no one is worried why? Because Jake Smith isn’t the man he thinks he is just another overrated bum who can easily be replaced by the likes of anyone. I know you’d love to continue this road of beating Hall of Famers but I refuse to go out sad, I refuse to go out to Jake Smith, I refuse to lose to an overrated bum. You are not strong, you are not tough or anything like that and I’m going to show the world that this Friday and make sure you have to work even harder to really prove yourself.
, I mean free spots are basically being handed out MITSUBACHI is in it, Xander, LC guilt tripped his way into one, but the big bad wolf Jake doesn’t want that problem for real he’s just talk. See what I mean with the reaching? Now why on Gods Green Earth WOULD I WANNA BE LIKE JAKE SMITH FOR? HAS JAKE SMITH WON A WORLD TITLE? No, he hasn’t, will he? No, no he won’t. Is Jake Smith in the Hall of Fame? Does Jake Smith have a Gawd Contract? Does Jake Smith have any memorable moments in EAW? Has he main evented a Pain for Pride? Is Jake Smith a handsome chocolate man? No he isn’t in the Hall of Fame and never will be and I’ll put my life on it. He will never be worth a Gawd contract. I mean sure if you consider beating LC in 2020 memorable but I’m sure most don’t. No I don’t think son has main evented a FPV at all and if he did he lost and lastly no he is a generic cac of a man who is balding and is using everything to hold onto it, he couldn’t reach the top of the fridge to get stuff for his little nephews on Thanksgiving after they needed help. So again why would I want to be Jake Smith? Jake Smith will never be better than Chris Elite not on my best day and not on my worst, that even coming out of peoples mouths is preposterous but it hasn’t, only yours and that’s cute. Gas yourself up and I’m going to calm all that shit down. You’ll beat Vic like I said congratulations but I am the Hall of Famer you won’t beat. Also I just wish you had this energy at Territorial Invasion because you was ducking me the whole entire week, literally the whole week you did anything to avoid talking about me and addressing me. Now you tough though right? Bet let’s see how tough you are when I smack the shit out of you and then proceed to pin you for the victory. Not something I’ll be proud of just something I should do and will do. Son jacking to be Dynasty hottest commodity but not even competing for the world title
, son claiming to be Dynasty hottest commodity but not even top 5 on the brand . 2016,2017,2018,2019, 2020 people will forever be talking about me whether it’s dick eating remarks or praise for what I’ve done in this company I am always talked about.You are living proof of that before this and before TI ya dick eating ass was always talking about me whenever he had a chance than TI came and he ducked me then this match comes around and he’s forcing narratives. I have lots of energy left in the tank you’ll see it this Friday and the Friday after the next and at Pavement to Restitution I am still Chris Elite at the end of the Fay and I’ll be damned if some bozo who doesn’t know what struggle he wants to choose whether it’s be gay or short can ever fuck with me. It’s you who isn’t needed, I leave this company and a certain aura leaves this company as well, you leave? No one notices, no one gives a fuck and no one is worried why? Because Jake Smith isn’t the man he thinks he is just another overrated bum who can easily be replaced by the likes of anyone. I know you’d love to continue this road of beating Hall of Famers but I refuse to go out sad, I refuse to go out to Jake Smith, I refuse to lose to an overrated bum. You are not strong, you are not tough or anything like that and I’m going to show the world that this Friday and make sure you have to work even harder to really prove yourself.
