MATCH PROMO Voltage 001 | “Frankie P defeats Syphilis…?” Wait that doesn’t sound right at all…

Frankie Paradise

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Cue the scene, Frankie Paradise sat in a chair fully clothed (shocking I know) but here he is, a smirk on his face as he scratches the stubble of his chin. It’s been a while since anyone had seen or heard from Frankie, in fact the last time he was seen was on Dynasty after the victory was stolen from him by Jason “I steal wins” McKormick and the last time he had been heard from was on the social stream where he aid he was leaving to jack off…

That irritated Frankie a lot, not jacking off who could grow irritated by that?! No, it was the losing that way on Dynasty when he did all the work! This put the usually horny hero of America in a bad place mentally among other things. But here he is, fully clothed and thinking about his re-debut only this time it’s on Voltage the show he’s officially signed with. There is no baby oil around it seems either, this is a far cry from the Frankie we have grown to know here in EAW, something has changed maybe?

He leans forward and smirks at the camera and now begins…


[Rec.]

Frankie: “I know what you’re probably thinking to yourselves right now, it’s about damn time Frankie showed up to shoot the shit to his opponent because it’s been what, a week? I know, it isn’t like moi to stay silent, but it was for my own sanity If I’m honest. See I had to make an emergency appointment with the 10 out of 10 Doc Blue because after that super kick from McKormick… I bit my tongue, I had a boo boo that needed checkin’ out because for a while every time I said Baby El Chapo’s name It sounded like Syphilis and lets be honest as hilarious that would been, we know that bitch would have been sat in his office somewhere putting out hits on porn stars that resemble me because of it and I don’t want to hurt the world’s greatest industry next to pro wrestling...”

Frankie pauses a moment and laughs a little, not believing a word of what he just said because he believed he couldn’t do shit.

Frankie: “Who am I kidding, we’ve all seen what he does to get attention. All this guy does is run his mouth it’s what he does, he did so to Felix Hartley didn’t he in the run up to Bloodsport and we all know how that turned out for him… Loss aside… That lucky bastard… What I’d give to have that silky-smooth skin of hers laying on me for a three count… To get a whiff of that woman’s scent… God damn… Who needs titles when you have experiences like that which come once in a lifetime… unlike me Felix, call me?”

Frankie takes another moment to think about that hottie before motioning for her to call him but stops before it borderlines a MeToo problem.

Frankie: “Anyway, I might not have a title belt over my sexy shoulder. And I guess for a guy I’d say I’m equally as hot as her even though I don’t have bountiful breasts but I do have a pair of balls the size of the United States of America instead so let’s get down to brass tacks now shall we bitch?”

Frankie nods.

Frankie: “Besides that loss I imagine you’re brimming with confidence heading into this shit. Why because I know you look at me sit here as a beaten man and that annoys me because that shouldn’t be the case bitch! See I look back to my brief spell on Dynasty, that one night and realize it was a con job from the very beginning! I was set up to fail because I’m a Voltage guy! I should have known better; I should have seen it a mile a way but what can I say I was caught up in the moment. It was my first time back in a ring for a while, I was as excited as a happy ending. The crowd both loving and hating me, well I’d be lying if I said It didn’t bring back all the feels I had for competing in the business, a real powder keg of emotions it was. And during all of that let’s not forget I had to multitask a lot. And I’m not talking about dealing with both Windgate and McKormick entirely here, that was part of it but I’m also talking about the fact that I had to focus my core and prevent a raging boner ripping through my trunks on National TV thanks to the energy I was getting from that crowd.”

Frankie chuckles a little and looks down before patting his crotch softly, he then wipes his brow with the back of his hand and grins.

Frankie: “It’s okay though because facing you will not incite that kind of reaction, not when your name reminds me of an STD. But with all that said I could sit here and make jokes at your expense, and normally I would but our match on Voltage isn’t about you. This is about me; this is about Frankie Paradise and what I am going to bring to this brand from here on out while the world celebrates or mourns the fact this brand now has a new World Champion in Charlie Marr… See that is the spot I want to reach while here in EAW and on Voltage and to reach it I must work, I get that. Rome wasn’t built in a day as my dear old mother tells me every day on WhatsApp...”

Frankie shrugs his shoulders; he accepts it but doesn’t like that fact.

Frankie: “Which is fine, I hate that I can’t build it in a day but it’s moments like that which fuel me. See I have an axe to grind right now and you’re the poor bastard that stands in my way baby Chapo. I’d say it’s nothing personal, but you stood in the ring with a sex bomb like Felix Hartley and you didn’t even want to attempt to get those digits? I get it you’re married n all that jazz, but it’s 2019 where couples swing left right and every which way! Most of the couples these days in wrestling are lesbian after all, Looking at you Remi! But sexual escapades aside? You lost your man card right there. You’re a stupid bastard, and I’m going to enjoy stepping into that ring and proving it once again and push you aside and take my place as the new face of Voltage.”

Frankie: “See People like you or me we need attention, we feed off it, your brand building is something I will look to topple and make my own at your expense and I’m going to enjoy that. See you’re making all this noise for a reason; I know that. I see it during the build to Bloodsport. This isn’t that night though; it’s a different ball game now bitch. Player 2 has entered the fray and It’s why I am going to walk into Voltage and steal that attention from under you and everyone else on that roster besides the Doc because those physicals of hers are amazing, that woman has magic hands... Where was I? Oh right, I’m going to make it about me, and you’ll understand just who you’re facing when you’re looking up at this guy’s crotch hovering over your face as I have my arm raised.”

Frankie likes that idea and nods confidently while leaning back into the chair and smiling.

Frankie:“Yeah I like the sound of that, you think of yourself as this big boss after all, right? You’re the mafioso who must be listened to. The guy who gets things done. Yeah… That is the vibe I get anyway the more I think of it. You strike me as ta dude who doesn’t like failure and I know your loss at Bloodsport it hurt, you wanted to win that belt and now after everything you have nothing to show for it other than the fact you lost to a woman. A hell of a talented woman, but to a guy like you that smarts and I can tell. Now though I bet you’ll have a lot to say to moi and I look forward to reading about it on the dirt sheets tomorrow or the next day or after Voltage because we both know what they’ll be saying.”

Frankie smirks and lowers his sunglasses and winks to the camera a subtle nod to the viewer and Cepheus St. Claire to use their imagination. To Frankie he was thinking “Frankie P defeats Syphilis…?” Wait that doesn’t sound right at all…

To be continued...
 
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