MATCH PROMO Voltage #1 ✪ LMAO. YOU'RE FROM NEO?

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Voltage #1 LMAO. YOU'RE FROM NEO?

As the promo starts, it blurs into a phone in a hand of somebody, which shows the Twitter app and a tweet.

@EAWNetwork has just tweeted this:

“Xander Payne defeats VIP via pinfall victory, retaining his EAW New Breed Championship in a winning effort”


This tweet highlights the match where Xander Payne successfully retained his EAW New Breed Championship against VIP. He is more confident than ever as he has successfully maintained his championship reign for the past two months. After walking out of Brooklyn still the champion, he immediately boarded a limo, driving to his private, luxurious estate in the state of New York, where he will stay for a few days before flying over to the plains of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where the next Voltage episode will take place. After eating breakfast with his loving and caring family, he takes a stroll down to memory lane, taking a walk to a pond near the estate, which looks similarly resembles the pond that lies near his grandparents’ house in the ranches of Ontario. As he walks down a graveled trail, he takes a turn to the left, which is a wooden bench that sits in front of the aforementioned pond. Xander sits down, taking in the feel of the environment around him. The blue skies are filled with beautiful fluffy clouds. The dark green, colourful pond is surrounded by bumpy rocks. Below is a small cove where swans reside, a swan is seen sitting on their eggs’ nest, overlooking the pond as Payne looks down, taking a deep breath before beginning to speak out.

"When I tell you I will do something, I will do it. When I tell you that I will hold this EAW New Breed Championship til’ I perish, I will do such thing because I am that damn good. This championship will be on my shoulder til’ the end of my days because that is how much time these dull-headed illiterate elitist fans will take to finally realize who is the best in Elite Answers Wrestling because the fact is I am the best elitist not only on the Voltage roster, but on the EAW roster overall. This company will be handed over from generation to generation while Xander Payne will still be holding the New Breed Championship because he is only one that is good enough to hold it. For the everlasting length of this godforsaken promotion, no one will ever be able to snatch this championship from my hands and kick me off my throne because I am the best. I am the best in the ring, I am the best on the microphone and I am the best at anything. I proved that to Sunami Tayo and VIP, two people who were too naive and uneducated enough to fathom the reality which is that they will succumb to the hands of defeat at the expense of Xander Payne. I told Sunami Tayo to give up his opportunity while he’s got the time, he didn’t listen and he squandered his opportunity at the hands of myself. VIP relentlessly and unrightfully demanded his opportunity and he was met with the reality of who he actually is and that is being a loser. LoserLoser…. Loser…. Everyone who is going to step up to the pedestal, look me right in my eyes and challenge me for this championship will succumb to the same result that everyone before them has experienced. This tweet isn’t some type of message that was randomly thrown on EAW’s twitter account, it represents and embodies something that all of you should take notice of. EAW tweeting me defeating VIP isn’t just an ordinary tweet, it is a result that will be repeated and repeated over and over again because those who are going to be my next challengers will fall out and will be met with the same result that this tweet provided to everyone who followed this account and that is you will lose. The match between Viktor Jackson and Drake King is just a bragging rights match to determine who will squander their opportunity next at the hands of Xander Payne. This process will never end because the sad thing is that no one will ever usurp me of my throne because I am the best. The best there, the best here, and the best everywhere. That slogan and sentence and whatever you want to call it, will be applied to every single step that I will pursue in the land of elite."

After defeating VIP at Crossfire, Xander Payne has been booked to face Osamu Archihida at the next Voltage episode. Osamu Archihida will make his return to the land of Elite after leaving EAW’s former development brand NEO against Xander Payne, which is a huge challenger for Osamu. Xander walks closer to the pond, sitting down on a rock that overlooks the pond as he seamlessly stares at the dead waters of the pond, staring at the gooses living their natural lives.

"When I jerked the curtain and walked down the ramp, it felt like another championship defense that is wasted because the man that I was defending it against is a joke. VIP is a joke and that was pretty much established ever since he was born. Now, I have to jerk the curtain, walk down the ramp, just to wrestle against a debuting Osamu Archihida. A man who had a presence in the deadlands known as NEO. For those of you who don’t watch horrible development shows, NEO was the development show for Elite Answers Wrestling. A show that produced many of the horrible talent that you see here on EAW television. This Osamu Archihida is the same man who grew out of the streets of Osaka, a city full of filthy japanese parasites. Japanese parasites who feed off wrestling self-proclaimed phony icons such as you Osamu. You call yourself the finest of Osaka? Well, what I see in your eyes is the worst of Osaka. The reason why you were signed to the developmental brand was because you weren’t ready. That goal of achieving your dreams of wrestling under the tutelage of Elite Answers Wrestling faded to black. They say chase your dreams? They say fight your way to your dreams? You’ve been wrestling for a long, long time and you were signed to a development brand? Let’s get things straight, if NEO still existed, you would still reside in that disgusting development environment because sadly that is where you belong. You belong in the little leagues, you belong in the alleyways where the people of irrelevance reside because you are nothing. There’s nothing great about you, all I see is another boy to make my bitch. Another boy for me to squash like a little bug. You are a puppet, that’s who you are. You are a puppet who kissed the feet of your masters. Masters who couldn’t make it big time and what they did was essentially gave back to the community by teaching naive students their horrendous wrestling talent. There is a reason why you stand no chance at defeating me come Sunday because you are just as horrendous as your masters. You disappeared, went off the map and fucked off to Japan because EAW didn’t need you. Great thing that you left because EAW didn’t want anymore losers in their locker room anymore. I’d be astonished if you would still be employed here if you stayed because you are a waste of a roster slot. Even though you have all those experience, treat Sunday like a lesson. A lesson that will teach you all the things that come with the EAW contract and that is a 5-star ass kicking from yours truly, Xander Payne."

Xander looks up at the clouds, lying down as he begins to cloud gaze. He looks to the left along with the camera, showing the word “WINNER” created by the clouds in the blue skies. The camera then zooms into the cloudy word, eventually fading into black and ending the promo.
 
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