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We are a few minutes after the end of Voltage and, as usual, Shortfuse PAKA is walking towards a group of sports journalists, in full wrestling gear, with face able to scare a slasher movie's serial killer. Just behind him the Young Lion Hajime Kawano is helping PAKA's new tag team partner : The Magnificent Bastard Provençal. They have a hard time keeping up with the Wrecking Ball, until he does a sudden u-turn and goes right at his brother-in-law with some harsh words :
"What the fuck was that ?! Are you trying to use your momentum from Territorial Invasion to also become the joke of Voltage ?! If so tell me and I can try to make you the next challenger to the fucking BBB !
Provençal is helped to a bench by the young Hajime and put a bag of ice on his arm. He looks at his tag team partner with painful eyes :
- I am sorry PAKA, I thought I could do it, when I pushed them violently, I thought I could hit women.
- Of course you can't you dumb ass ! I trained you against me and Hajime. Even cross-dressed, the kid is not looking like a woman and, most importantly, doesn't have the level of Extreme and Valentine !
The journalists look at the young lion who's face is becoming red. He moves his hands, signaling with embarrassment :
- I am officially denying those accusations. I color my hair, but I don't cross-dress for training purposes.
Provençal tries to smile, but the pain make him grimace more than anything else :
- I know I wasn't the best I could have been back there, but don't worry, we just began our alliance. We did some damage, had some pins...
- Some pins ?! Bursts PAKA in anger, tell me, did those pins affected our opponents in any meaningful way, shape or form ?! No ! Did those fucking pins assured us even a shred of credibility in the mind our opponents ?! No ! When we began this, you assured me you would found a way to circumvent your code of conduct. You told me I could make sure to have my name burnt into the memory of Valentine and Extreme. Even in defeat, we could make them regret to overlook us and focus so much on the Adams dog situation ! We could make such an impression on them they'll have no choice but to fight us again, to fight me again ! Now look at the results ! They didn't looked at us as a real threat before and it's damn sure they are not going to do it in the future !
- Well, we are talking about the Beating Hearts of Voltage, one is Specialists Champion and the other the number one contender for the EAW Championship. Not to mention both of them have won Territorial Invasion's War games and are the challengers for the Unified Tag Team Championships.
- Exactly ! Do you imagine what we could have done with you had the common sense of forgetting your stupid code of conduct ? Not only we could've make a true impression and prepare our future fights against worthy opponents, but we could've won ! I know we could've ! Imagine you, with the tag belts around your arms, finally showing your real potential and sticking it to the face of guys like Havoc or Smith ! Imagine me, facing champions after champions in wars that could make all EAW's sponsors faint at the same time ! But no, your stupidity cost us that opportunity and cost me something I can't fucking afford anymore : time !
- Again, I am sorry PAKA. I will find a way to by pass my code of conduct ! I will do everything I can to found the women hitter in me ! I managed to do more difficult things during my time here, I will find a way to adapt and we will bounce back...
- Bounce Back ?! Interrupts the Wrecking Ball furiously, in order to bounce back, we need to be at some height to begin with ! I don't know what we have scheduled for next Sunday, but you better be true to your word this time ! You're not in Dynasty's playground anymore, you're in the men world of Voltage, so act like fucking accordingly !
PAKA stares at Provençal with intensity for a few seconds, knowing full well the mention of his brother-in-law former show would shake him. Them he storms off, letting Hajime alone with the Magnificent Bastard. With a sigh, the young lion seats near a sorry Frenchman and tries to lift things up :
- Don't judge PAKA-san too harshly, you know how he is always pissed off and respects Dynasty...
- Oh, I know is right. I came with the idea of becoming a tag team, even if you came up with everything else, I should've known that I would have to break my code of conduct in some manners. Look at the tag division, if I want our team to make a mark in such a competitive field, I will have to face and beat full women teams like mesdoiselles Extreme and Valentine, or Heavenly Hell. I know that, if I don't, PAKA will fight alone as I just play interference from time to time. If only I had some toughness, I could've played the punching bag and tire our opponents for PAKA to beat them up afterward. Since I don't have any technical acumen as well, I can't afford to play the defensive wrestler. I need to find a way to train and lose my handicap, or I'll become the arch enemy of PAKA's career.
As Provençal tries to move his injured arm, a member of the EAW Staff approaches Hajime. She whispers a few words to the young lion's hear, making him smile. After a nod, Hajime looks at his client and says :
- Well, Provy-san, the perfect opportunity to finally beat your code of honor just presented itself !
- What do you mean ?
- Next Voltage, you'll face the girl next door, Sarah Price, in a one-on-one match !
- How is it a perfect opportunity ? Of all the women in this roster, mademoiselle Price might be one I want to hit the least ! Do you know two of my daughters are big fan of her work ? One of her even tried to pick up a English accent just to be more like her ! Imagine if I hit mademoiselle Price during our match, the backlash at home will be way more painful !
- That's exactly why it's the perfect opportunity ! If you manage to find the inner strength to hit a little angel like Sarah Price, imagine what you'll be able to do to the rest of EAW's women wrestlers. Let's face it, compared a saint like Sarah-chan all other women here are just bitches of the crazy variety like Riot-chan or Skyfire-san, of the annoying variety like Blue-sensei or the hypocrite variety like Korey-chan. If we manage to make you do this, nothing will stop the Arch Enemies anymore and Heavenly Hell will finally kiss those tag Titles good bye !
- But how can I do it ?
- How can't you ? Sarah-chan lost the Divide and Conquer match and a match against Korey-chan. She will have a big chip on her shoulders, especially after that last lose. I am sure she will prefer to win a very competitive match up to prove her worth instead of just dodging a few roll up attempts. Would you let your daughters down by not giving them a longer match with they're favorite wrestler ? Would you let their role model become a joke because she's only able to beat a guy who don't fight back ?
A sudden realization hits Provençal as he stands up :
- Of course ! The thing Scarlett and Kurenai want, it's to see there new favorite wrestler spent a longer amount of time in the ring, especially against their father ! They want to proudly tell their classmates that their father and their role-model fought in a long and very competitive match, a match of the year candidate ! I can't let them down, not after everything I let them go threw. Always having to listen to everyone repeating I am an embarrassment to my family on a weekly basis. If I went with the tag team project, it's for my children to finally be proud of their father and uncle ! To go to school with the shirt of their daddy with pride, announcing to everyone that, not only he won them a scholarship, but also the tag team championships and made their favorite wrestler a star ! So yes, I see how I can do it ! How I can finally hit a woman in the face ! If not for me ! If not for PAKA ! For my kids !
- Well said Provy-san ! Come Sunday, we will finally gain the beginning of some height !
- Yeah...
-...
-...
-...
- Maybe I need to train against real women these week, though.
Hajime smiles as he stands up. He begins to walk, waiting for Provençal to follow him before answering :
- Don't you worry about that, I know some EAW's young lionesses ready to help you with your training. If they are brief by PAKA-san, we could have made a big step forward for Sunday !
- You thing it's gonna work ?
- If not, they'll gladly beat you up and improve your toughness !
- Great !...Hey wait...beat me up ? I am not PAKA, beating me up will not increase my talent somehow...Hajime wait !
The two men leaves the arena as the camera fades off.
"What the fuck was that ?! Are you trying to use your momentum from Territorial Invasion to also become the joke of Voltage ?! If so tell me and I can try to make you the next challenger to the fucking BBB !
Provençal is helped to a bench by the young Hajime and put a bag of ice on his arm. He looks at his tag team partner with painful eyes :
- I am sorry PAKA, I thought I could do it, when I pushed them violently, I thought I could hit women.
- Of course you can't you dumb ass ! I trained you against me and Hajime. Even cross-dressed, the kid is not looking like a woman and, most importantly, doesn't have the level of Extreme and Valentine !
The journalists look at the young lion who's face is becoming red. He moves his hands, signaling with embarrassment :
- I am officially denying those accusations. I color my hair, but I don't cross-dress for training purposes.
Provençal tries to smile, but the pain make him grimace more than anything else :
- I know I wasn't the best I could have been back there, but don't worry, we just began our alliance. We did some damage, had some pins...
- Some pins ?! Bursts PAKA in anger, tell me, did those pins affected our opponents in any meaningful way, shape or form ?! No ! Did those fucking pins assured us even a shred of credibility in the mind our opponents ?! No ! When we began this, you assured me you would found a way to circumvent your code of conduct. You told me I could make sure to have my name burnt into the memory of Valentine and Extreme. Even in defeat, we could make them regret to overlook us and focus so much on the Adams dog situation ! We could make such an impression on them they'll have no choice but to fight us again, to fight me again ! Now look at the results ! They didn't looked at us as a real threat before and it's damn sure they are not going to do it in the future !
- Well, we are talking about the Beating Hearts of Voltage, one is Specialists Champion and the other the number one contender for the EAW Championship. Not to mention both of them have won Territorial Invasion's War games and are the challengers for the Unified Tag Team Championships.
- Exactly ! Do you imagine what we could have done with you had the common sense of forgetting your stupid code of conduct ? Not only we could've make a true impression and prepare our future fights against worthy opponents, but we could've won ! I know we could've ! Imagine you, with the tag belts around your arms, finally showing your real potential and sticking it to the face of guys like Havoc or Smith ! Imagine me, facing champions after champions in wars that could make all EAW's sponsors faint at the same time ! But no, your stupidity cost us that opportunity and cost me something I can't fucking afford anymore : time !
- Again, I am sorry PAKA. I will find a way to by pass my code of conduct ! I will do everything I can to found the women hitter in me ! I managed to do more difficult things during my time here, I will find a way to adapt and we will bounce back...
- Bounce Back ?! Interrupts the Wrecking Ball furiously, in order to bounce back, we need to be at some height to begin with ! I don't know what we have scheduled for next Sunday, but you better be true to your word this time ! You're not in Dynasty's playground anymore, you're in the men world of Voltage, so act like fucking accordingly !
PAKA stares at Provençal with intensity for a few seconds, knowing full well the mention of his brother-in-law former show would shake him. Them he storms off, letting Hajime alone with the Magnificent Bastard. With a sigh, the young lion seats near a sorry Frenchman and tries to lift things up :
- Don't judge PAKA-san too harshly, you know how he is always pissed off and respects Dynasty...
- Oh, I know is right. I came with the idea of becoming a tag team, even if you came up with everything else, I should've known that I would have to break my code of conduct in some manners. Look at the tag division, if I want our team to make a mark in such a competitive field, I will have to face and beat full women teams like mesdoiselles Extreme and Valentine, or Heavenly Hell. I know that, if I don't, PAKA will fight alone as I just play interference from time to time. If only I had some toughness, I could've played the punching bag and tire our opponents for PAKA to beat them up afterward. Since I don't have any technical acumen as well, I can't afford to play the defensive wrestler. I need to find a way to train and lose my handicap, or I'll become the arch enemy of PAKA's career.
As Provençal tries to move his injured arm, a member of the EAW Staff approaches Hajime. She whispers a few words to the young lion's hear, making him smile. After a nod, Hajime looks at his client and says :
- Well, Provy-san, the perfect opportunity to finally beat your code of honor just presented itself !
- What do you mean ?
- Next Voltage, you'll face the girl next door, Sarah Price, in a one-on-one match !
- How is it a perfect opportunity ? Of all the women in this roster, mademoiselle Price might be one I want to hit the least ! Do you know two of my daughters are big fan of her work ? One of her even tried to pick up a English accent just to be more like her ! Imagine if I hit mademoiselle Price during our match, the backlash at home will be way more painful !
- That's exactly why it's the perfect opportunity ! If you manage to find the inner strength to hit a little angel like Sarah Price, imagine what you'll be able to do to the rest of EAW's women wrestlers. Let's face it, compared a saint like Sarah-chan all other women here are just bitches of the crazy variety like Riot-chan or Skyfire-san, of the annoying variety like Blue-sensei or the hypocrite variety like Korey-chan. If we manage to make you do this, nothing will stop the Arch Enemies anymore and Heavenly Hell will finally kiss those tag Titles good bye !
- But how can I do it ?
- How can't you ? Sarah-chan lost the Divide and Conquer match and a match against Korey-chan. She will have a big chip on her shoulders, especially after that last lose. I am sure she will prefer to win a very competitive match up to prove her worth instead of just dodging a few roll up attempts. Would you let your daughters down by not giving them a longer match with they're favorite wrestler ? Would you let their role model become a joke because she's only able to beat a guy who don't fight back ?
A sudden realization hits Provençal as he stands up :
- Of course ! The thing Scarlett and Kurenai want, it's to see there new favorite wrestler spent a longer amount of time in the ring, especially against their father ! They want to proudly tell their classmates that their father and their role-model fought in a long and very competitive match, a match of the year candidate ! I can't let them down, not after everything I let them go threw. Always having to listen to everyone repeating I am an embarrassment to my family on a weekly basis. If I went with the tag team project, it's for my children to finally be proud of their father and uncle ! To go to school with the shirt of their daddy with pride, announcing to everyone that, not only he won them a scholarship, but also the tag team championships and made their favorite wrestler a star ! So yes, I see how I can do it ! How I can finally hit a woman in the face ! If not for me ! If not for PAKA ! For my kids !
- Well said Provy-san ! Come Sunday, we will finally gain the beginning of some height !
- Yeah...
-...
-...
-...
- Maybe I need to train against real women these week, though.
Hajime smiles as he stands up. He begins to walk, waiting for Provençal to follow him before answering :
- Don't you worry about that, I know some EAW's young lionesses ready to help you with your training. If they are brief by PAKA-san, we could have made a big step forward for Sunday !
- You thing it's gonna work ?
- If not, they'll gladly beat you up and improve your toughness !
- Great !...Hey wait...beat me up ? I am not PAKA, beating me up will not increase my talent somehow...Hajime wait !
The two men leaves the arena as the camera fades off.