MATCH PROMO Voltage I. our ascend to greatness is inevitable

The Legion

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Voltage ONE

Finn Edward is Walking down the streets Lafayette. With a mean look on his face. he is ready for war against myles and Xander. He is wearing a white bandana. a british flag banclava. A white tank top with The Legion written on it and he is wearing a Black ripped Jeans, He pulls down the banclava and he is ready to promo.



''Well fuck. Last week did not go well My Head got Crushed between Jackson and Noah. I'm just gonna say congrats. even though you don't fucking need to be congratulated because you two are the fucking World Heavyweight, and National elite champions. So chaps You don't fucking need to be congratulated. it should Be Us. Who get congratulated. US. We are The Heart and soul of voltages tag team division. But we get sold as two cocky English cunts. WE ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS DIVISION, And the sooner you Fucking brainless board figure that out. We wont have to face makeshift teams to get Chances at Gold. Golden Payne fuck dat shit. The Legion should be representing Voltage come Grand rampage. we shouldn't have this qualifying match. And yes I Know we technically asked for this match. and your right. THE MATCH. Not this stipulation that undermines your tag team division. YOUR ONLY TAG TEAM HAS TO QUALIFY FOR A TAG TITLE SHOT. Whoever came up with that idea deserves a bullet in their head. That's how blataintly stupid that Idea is. Lets get serious here.'' (Finn stares down the camera) ''Cap do you really want two people who hate each other with a passion to try to get tag gold back to voltage. or you know YOUR ONLY TAG TEAM ON THE ROSTER. Now the gimps me and Kyieo are Facing.''

XANDER PAYNE
''The guy who is one Hamburger away from Being in a obesity advert. so Xander You had your once in a lifetime chance come At Tempest Against Noah. but just like all healthy food with you, you threw it away. Classic Xander. I will admit your new breed reign was good. But you threw it away at Territorial invasion. Like Xander your good but you are a Choker. And Now your trying to Steal OUR opportunity. But I will Hurt you I will Injure you, and I will defeat you. I Know Xander You want this real Bad. But I think this is the first time in ages you have wanted the Tag belts. That Shows me you have no heart. Your Just trying To steal Our match. That's just not gonna happen shit head. Xander Your being Hopeful. I'm just gonna crush that Hope So Good your Fat ass will go down to the Mcdonalds And ask for Three cheeseburgers instead of two.''

''Xander Your tag days are over Admit it. You Betrayed Your OWN FUCKING BROTHER. That is just messed up. Your grow up in the same Household. Go through each others ups and downs. Yes to youu he may of been Dead weight, Just don't Betray him just say your gonna go on a singles run to him. man its that easy. And if he says no Fuck him. Just go on your singles run Its that fucking easy. you don't need to create controversy. JUST FUCKIN LEAVE HIM. its that simple. but the thing is you grew up in this business. you don't know Think everything needs to be a story. No its doesn't. I could just say To Kyie. 'I'm Leavin ya'. I don't need to chair shot him on the back. Or cheapshot him. When you team with your Arch Enemy like your are this weekend you WANT to try to Make up. get on the same fucking page. But you just Think you and myles Can co-exist PAH. even if you can against us, and somehow defeat us. But what about the build to Grand rampage. And Grand rampage itself. You Really think you can co-exist for that long. And even if Somehow you win at Grand rampage. Wits gonna happen then. Exactly You will IMPLODE. The Golden Payne is a Failed Experiment. and that's what it is A EXPERIMENT. Golden May be in your name but you two as a team are just a sad lump of bronze.''

''How can you Believe we don't exceed any expectation Seriously. Even though we have only won once against Woogieman who you called.' A joke' or there abouts. But after that he got a shot for the Meme Belt. But in the rest of or matches we have always brung our oppenents to their limits. Jaded Hearts, FloBros, Viz, Denis Ryley. Plus you Know The WHC And the NEC. You Know. Talking about Noah you said this about Kyie. 'You're not to call yourself after a gun like edgy Bitches'. Remind Me what Noah's Nickname is. Oh Yeah the ASSAULT RIFLE. Jeez Xander. don't call the Heavyweight champ a edgy Bitch like that jeez, you want another Killshot. And Just saying the Acient Roman Legions Weren't the Best War Divisions ever. The fact they only got over the Rhine River once. And Collected Sea shells of the Channel. tried to kill Poiseden. And couldn't Even Defeat the Scots. We are called The Legion because we wont betray each other, We are Friends to the end. So Lil Xander Shut the FUCK UP AND HAVE A GGOD DAY.''
 
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