MATCH PROMO Witness The Litness: (Including Daily Fun Fact)

SKA

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I’ll make them witness the litness.

One more night’s sleep before we all set ourselves to the task at hand and wake up to find out if we’re a victor or a loser. I don’t know who the fuck Victor is but it sounds a lot better than loser. Question is, do you think Korey Gaines wants to be Victor? Does Ronan Malosi want to be Victor? If they don’t want to add their two cents to the match on Friday, that’s entirely up to them.

Gaines has shown that he’s willing and a temporary truce does instill me with a bit more confidence ahead of our tag match but I’ve noticed Ronan’s a bit quiet. It concerns me a little. Mr Malosi’s too quiet for my liking, he should really be talking a bit more. It’s basic mental health 101. If you don’t talk about your feelings and leave it all bottled up for too long, you’ll combust and everything will blow up in your face. Having a mentor like Sylas is valuable to an extent but you can’t let him do all of your talking forever, I want to know about the present and the future, not the past. It’s nearly been a week and I’ve tried my best to motivate him. I’ve antagonized him, I’ve even praised him, he’s allowing the likes of Maxwell to have their say and besmirch his reputation. This is your problem Ronan. You leave everything to your mentor to guide you and expect him to tell you where to go next. Are you your own man? Or are you some old man’s attempt at vicariously living in the times of pro wrestling’s evolution. Never mind Ronan, I will save something for when we actually face other for the umpteenth time, my content is precious and there’s more important things to discuss.


Detective SKA’s Chronicles: Finding SEBAS

SEBAS’ work ethic really did tail off this week. I know this guy can do better. Last week, he cut three promos to hype up his match. Perhaps it’s because I don’t have a pair of breasts like Sarah Price? Perhaps the motivation isn’t there this week and he’s leaving it all to the last minute for his partners to figure out which SEBAS is gonna show up. You’ve won as many as you’ve lost, in my opinion that makes you a risky partner because like young Maxwell, your last registered win was against... wait for it... The Woogieman. Honestly, my deepest sympathies go out to W1LH3LM who has barely shown his face this week, I think he’s in shock. He can’t believe he’s been saddled with two hot and cold wrestlers from Voltage. If it were Jack Ripley and Rex McAllister, I’d understand the appeal of this cross-branded battle but man they had to pick out the two chumps who couldn’t make it on the FPV. Maxwell, who is adamant that there’s an intricate process to qualify to participate in the 24/7 Battle Royale and you SEBAS, a guy who is ruining a great comeback story with 50/50 performances. You lost last week, I ain’t gonna hold that against you – even I lost last week. It’s about how you bounce back from those Ls and your lack of participation in the pre-match pleasantries has me thinking that maybe you’re not committed to this, it’s all a bit sad for me. Here was I looking forward to my opponents’ trash talking me and sharing with me their stories about why they think they’re better than me and I have heard little of this arrogance but from Maxwell thus far. I’m still pissed off that Maxwell had the audacity to say my name without learning about who I am. That ain’t respectful. That does not align with the ethos I’m introducing to professional wrestling. The code of conduct that will serve to cease and desist this toxic locker room culture where everything is tete-a-tete and everyone’s got an insult to say.

Though in spite of the sands of time running low and Dynasty just around the corner, SEBAS did eventually speak. I ain’t trying to antagonize him or anything, I was just curious why he is far less vocal than he was this week. Is this the state of our locker room?

WITNESS THE LITNESS

Spiritual Guidance with SKA

Why do you insist on trying to put out someone else’s fire to shine your own light? It’s this dependency on your opponents’ actions that fuel you, motivate you to come back and respond and it ends up having a psychological impact on you. That’s why until today, I ain’t seen a single promo outside of Maxwell’s excuse for a threat. Had I insulted W1LH3LM or SEBAS, I’m sure that I’d have heard something from either two of them sooner but that is not in my nature. I do not dislike either men, I think they’re brilliant in the ring. W1LH3LM is unlucky that he’s having to share the ring with me instead of Jalyn Garcia at Fighting Spirit and SEBAS has the heart of a lion, I can never be the one to derail this inspiring tale. I do not want to antagonize them; I respect them too much to do that. I want to share my wisdom with them and help them realize that name calling and belittling your opponents ain’t gonna make you any better in the ring and that’s what we really want, we want to be able to proudly reflect on our in-ring triumphs without people disputing it because of a shortcut or because your bravado rubbed fans the wrong way. Gentlemen, we are all grownups here so can we please start behaving like ones?

SEBAS, your little promo is exactly what I mean about the lack of imagination of my co-workers. Hate is not a motivating factor and love conquers this always. And it will be my love for this decorated sport that sets the pace come Friday, I am very glad that your general manager was benevolent enough to send you to Dynasty to learn a lesson, a schooling in respect. I don’t need to kill you to get the job done, I’m more than capable of performing within my boundaries to accomplish victory. It’s been fabled that Voltage is an ‘extreme’ brand compared to its counterparts and it is there that lies the problem young man. You have not been educated in restraint and discipline enough and there’s a ‘dog eat dog’ mentality that has no business in the modern world. Had you considered how the pescatarians, vegetarians and vegans will survive? Of course not. You’re uneducated in some senses but I respect that we all have to start from somewhere and I’d hope you’re grateful for me sharing this lesson with you. You’re curious as why I’ve barely mentioned you, aren’t you? It’s simple. Whether you’re one man or three men, it’s irrelevant as of who you are until I am able to get my team on board. I’ve managed to reason and call a temporary ceasefire with Korey Gaines, a boy who is all too keen to insult me and now I can slightly afford some autonomy to my partners as of how they conduct their business, I can afford to finally address my opponents. I do not intend to treat you with hostility, you are a guest from another brand, you are oblivious to the locker room culture here. You’re very fortunate, you have a wise and experienced partner in Dynasty’s W1LH3LM. He will look after you, guide you and potentially transfer some of his wrestling acumen to you. Victory or defeat, you will cherish this experience as sweetly as a win. You misunderstand though SEBAS, your predicament is far different from Maxwell’s. Maxwell approached me with immediate disrespect and arrogantly slandered my coworkers as if he has some entitlement, some seniority. I at least appreciate you taking time to speak about in-ring philosophies, this sport is indeed reliant on the psychological factors and this is something I’ve studied in detail but had not found anything worth clinging on to.

Am I to become Korey Gaines and treat you as if you’re just an obstacle in my path? No, that would be foolish. It’s prudent that I don’t generalize you as another competitor and take your dynamics into account. Momentum, move set, character – this is all very important.

Am I to relinquish control of my mind and become Ronan Malosi? Blindly bulldoze down the narrow path and expect everything to break before me? No. I’d lose sight of the bigger picture and one wrong move could condemn me to failure. I don’t think a loss in this situation would particularly do any damage to my career but it’s better to win, isn’t it?


I like you SEBAS, I value your contribution to EAW and think your story is nothing short of an inspiration for rehabilitating athletes but this is where I draw the line... I’m S-K-Motherfucking-A and I treat every opponent the same, you ain’t getting no bubblewrap when I knock you down. You think I’m trying to lull you into some false sense of security but once again, my words are being misinterpreted. I’m calm, collected and chirpy about this upcoming challenge and I intend to approach this as the catalyst for my wrestling portfolio. I’m an extrovert, I’d prefer if everybody was abundantly clear about who I am and what I’ll do.

WITNESS THE LITNESS

Fun Fact with SKA

Did you know that Ronan Malosi has had a world title shot? By this logic, Ronan Malosi is better than Jalyn Garcia, Justin Windgate, Andre Walker and Bruno Sammartino. Men have who never challenged for the top gold in EAW. With this newfound knowledge, I am proud to announce in advance that The SKA Squad are victorious due to our ace in the hole.

WITNESS THE LITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

On a real level though, I do hope all of my opponents give it their all. I don’t want to show up next week on Dynasty with my opponents telling me I was lucky. Lucky? That my opponents weren’t prepared. Even the good old tag team dynamic excuse. They either lost because of their partner or because their partner wasn’t pulling their weight, I’ve honestly heard it all already and I’ll be disappointed if my opponents on Friday night lead me to this familiar predicament. I’m bored of being the unknown quality on the roster with bookers not sure what to do with me because I’m good but they’re not sure how good. They see me turn up to matches and I either lose to a worthy opponent or win against someone who doesn’t challenge me. I don’t know if it’s management’s way of protecting their talent or something but there’s no pride in it. I don’t get pride from beating one-night stands like Beau Cassidy, it’s a flash in the pan. It’s me burying someone unworthy and leaving them underground and never to be seen again. I think that I deserve better than that. I’ve shown that I’m willing to step up and I’ll keep doing it. Do they want me to prove myself in the 24/7 Battle Royale? Put me in it. Do they want me to rectify my losses with rematches against the likes of Walker and Windgate? Go for it.

I’m begging everybody with a pair of eyes to watch me this Friday on Dynasty, if not for my sake then yours because it’s only a matter of time that I’ve outgrown being a ‘New Breed’ guy. You never know, you may end up seeing me sooner rather than later and if you are the slightest surprised by what I have to offer then that’s your own fault for not heeding my advice. There’s a champion in wait and you’ll keep expecting to see a belt swap hands. You’ll keep expecting some sort of marquee win... but it doesn’t work like that. The reward will manifest itself with the non-stop grind and commitment to the task. Tag team matches, six-man tag team matches, one man against three penguins handicap match; I’ll go through anything and everything necessary to continue building credibility to my name. I don’t have a larger than life presence, I don’t have an affinity for racial slurs, I don’t have talk shows, I don’t have a status besides the one I craft for myself in the squared circle. Everyone’s a rich boy these days and it gripes me. I am genuinely living away from my family, earning money elsewhere and they’re benefitting from it as much as I do. With regards to status, I do want to mention W1LH3LM because this is a man I’ve been excited to get in the ring with.

I wasn’t going to say anything initially but you’re what I would call the ‘ideal’ opponent. There are no ulterior motives or underhanded shenanigans from you. I see your style somewhat mirrors the Code of Honor I’ve been implementing since my return. It’s true what they said of me, I was scornful for those who ‘slipped’ into EAW when all of this COVID-19 shit began. It’s as if the frenetic changes in the world rub off on EAW and they’re fast tracking people with opportunities. It took me a good two months before I was considered to represent Dynasty for the King of Elite at the start of the year but I find that you have come onto the roster and have already had the opportunity to compete for the New Breed Championship, in an FPV match no less. I could recite the Holier Than Thou rhetoric and outline how you’ve potentially profited off of an empty spot on the Dynasty Roster, my spot. I admire you to no end W1LH3LM and I doubt it’s going to be affected by what happens in our match up but you need to understand that only one of us can be victorious come Friday night. Only one of us can represent our cause to compete with integrity and valor and I intend to make my case for being the one. Your fifteen years of experience against my zero-point-fifteen years of experience, I’m at a tremendous disadvantage. I’ve had no choice but to study every element of your arsenal at home whilst I’ve counted down the days to this tag team match. You’re almost perfect, you have an array of offensive styles and it’ll keep me guessing. You’ve got an aggressive yet agile presence that you carry off with elegance, it’s a lethal combination that I’ve been working on and because of this – as well as seeing how others have been able to survive you – I can confidently say that I know what it takes to neutralize and brutalize you. I will remain honest to myself and do not intend to bend the rules to progress, unfortunately I cannot speak for my teammates. Ronan is a loose cannon, a savage. He knows no decorum; he can’t comprehend the rewarding feeling of achieving victory. Korey is teetering on the edge of following through with this absurd ‘win at all costs’ attitude and although I’m not entirely sold on their motives, it would be disingenuous of me to suggest to them that I am capable of leading them to glory and then turning up with the sole motive of honing my craft. There’s a big match coming up gentlemen and it could mold one or more of our careers into a shape we’d hope it to take. Can you imagine StarrStan salivating at the depth of talent in the ring... at the same time? If that’s not enough of a reason for you to turn up then I’m afraid, you’re lost already.
 
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