Recent content by Impact

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    Happy birthday to the GOAT Mr. Impact!!

    I haven't had the time to reply properly, but thank you to everybody for the birthday wishes. It's much appreciated.
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    MATCH PROMO Whole 'lotta nothing.

    The first time I realized I wanted to become a wrestler was when I was 13 years old. My father took me to a local wrestling show in our hometown of Seattle - the good version of Seattle before the hippies and homeless people took over, and I was blown away by the crazy characters that presented...
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGENDARY JAKE SMITH

    Late, but Happy Birthday. You need to be a fixture here for the foreseeable future, u got the chops for it.
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    Reasonable Doubt 2019

    Great poster
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    CONGRATS TLA

    Enjoy every minute of it. All jokes and promos aside, it was a long time coming. Selfishly, I wish it didn't happen against me, you know? But I'm sure everyone harbors those thoughts. It was going to happen at some point, I'm sure, and I'm glad people in EAW can rejoice in this moment. I'm glad...
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    MATCH PROMO One Mic

    “Pinche gabacho, pinche gabacho, pinche gabacho!” TLA’s entire career, summed up in one simple phrase. Ain’t nobody give a fuck about you because you’re *you*, hoe-ass bitch. Sympathy and pity, fuckboy, it ain’t nothing else. Garbage ass curtain jerkers who haven’t done a goddamn thing their...
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    MATCH PROMO Politics As Usual

    Aye TLA, I'ma be straight with you, cuzzo, Ion give a a shit about anything you just said nor do I feel remotely inspired to clap back to it. I am, bar none, the greatest champion this company has ever seen and will ever see. In your lifetime, in little TLA Jr.'s lifetime, in your aunts and...
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    Goodbye For The Foreseeable Future.

    Hopefully see you soon and look forward to you being back. Goodbye for the foreseeable future mayne
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    Battle of Egypt 2019 Reaction Thread.

    I think you need to reevaluate how you critique an e-fed show if your analysis is based more on match outcomes than content. Some people are going to crayonbrain it up and not trust the process and that's OK, but it's a narrow-minded view in a wide-lens environment. Maybe something bigger will...
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    MATCH PROMO I think of crime when I'm in the EAW state of mind

    Know something? You're absolutely right, TLA. At Battle of Egypt, you aren't competing to defeat the legend or to try and overcome and conquer the tales of all my past glorious conquests. But I already knew that shit. I've been kicking knowledge on you Urkels this entire year, and without fail...
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    MATCH PROMO I'LL LISTEN TO YOUR DEMO TAPE AND ACT LIKE I DON'T LIKE IT / SIX MONTH LATER YOU'LL HEAR YOUR PROMOS IN MY SHIT

    That resurgence you're looking for is exactly what I've already fucking done you limp-dicked low-t troglodyte. I've been running through fires my entire career, surviving it all, emerging unscathed and capable of wielding that fire because I had the guts to overcome and rise beyond it...
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    MATCH PROMO A moment and an ending.

    The sauce! The drip! The ice in his veins! Good shit
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    MATCH PROMO Killing in the name.

    The sauce! The Ice! Omg! Drip Shamez!
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    MATCH PROMO Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

    Disappearing and reappearing act? Fuck are you on about, Darkane? Cockboy, I've been present on nearly every show in at least some capacity for the majority of the year. I guess I wouldn't expect you to understand the true definition of a "disappearing and reappearing act" since that shit...
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    Who was your character trained by?

    Or where