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For a man that apparently runs a billion dollar empire, you aren’t that clever. Surely you have an employee that can watch your promo and check it before it goes out to the masses? Relax, Harley. You’re getting excited and over zealous. I get it, you’re so happy that you get to face a man like...

The camera opens up with a shot of a massive Airbus A380 aeroplane, this aeroplane has a green and white crown printed on the side of it. The camera then changes to a drone shot and we can see that the aeroplane has begun to take over. The camera then shows the inside of the plane. It is quite...

That’s much better, Daryl. I expect this kind of praise and adulation a lot more. You are so right, I am a stud. I am one of the most talented members of the EAW roster, arguably the most talented. You should be singing my praises and begging me to show some fucking mercy at Pain for Pride. I do...

I was enjoying this little back and forth at first but I have to say you’re boring me now, Daryl. Bring something new to the table, I beg. Don’t just regurgitate the same bullshit every promo, I expected better. I thought after a few years away you might have returned a little bit better on the...

Where’s my present, Daryl? It’s Fathers Day and you haven’t got your dad anything to celebrate! I thought I raised my son better than this. I sonned you many years ago and I will continue to do so. I think I need to teach you a lesson in grace and decorum. Show some respect to your Daddy...

As always, everything is about Daryl. This pathetic attention whore cannot allow anyone to have their moment in the sun, he has to make it about him. Daryl returned to EAW with one intention in mind, to steal my spotlight. This mental midget cannot handle the fact that I am an international...

*CLAP, CLAP, CLAP* Yes, I give a round of applause to myself. I think it’s the least I deserve after one of the greatest seasons in EAW history. I have been nothing short of dominant during EAW Season 15 and I deserve some kind of adulation for that. I deserve some praise, god knows I won’t be...

Don’t worry, son, I have this one covered. I do feel like a proud father seeing Daryl dominate this verbal altercation between him and Kirk/Solomon. Daryl is going off this week, where was this during MarrKade? All insults aside, well done my son. I appreciate you actually acting like a...

A MarrKade reunion in 2022, I never thought that I would see the day. It has been over 3 years since we last entered the ring together as MarrKade. We did team after that in one of these kind of strange bedfellows matches that EAW seems to love. The last time we entered as MarrKade was February...

Careful how you look at your maid, Ronan. Could have a sexual harassment lawsuit coming your way. I am just glad she’s getting you a drink and not the other way around. Ah, let's be honest, you already have a string of lawsuits against you just waiting to enter the public eye. You’ve been...

You got me, Ronan. I will hold my hands up and admit that you are the better man. You are far more talented in the ring than Charlie Marr in every single way. You are a better wrestler, a better entertainer and you deserve all the success in the world. It almost feels wrong that I am holding...

The scene opens up with a shot of what appears to be an art gallery. The marble floor and walls help suggest this. The camera then pans around the room, we can see a group of people standing around looking towards a large screen. On the screen the EAW Hall of Shame logo pops up which elicits a...

Well we made it. We’re here for the biggest match of Ronan Malosi’s career, this is everything to him. To me, it’s just another day in the office. I do this shit. I compete in high profile matches every single week, Ronan does not. Ronan is not used to being involved in a match of such...

Relax, Cam, you’re scaring your son. Toddlers can sense bad vibes, it’s why they always cry when they see Ryan Wilson. Actually, that might not be the exact reason. Anyway, that is beside the point. Are you pregnant again or something, Cam? You’re looking a bit chubby and you just seem to have...

Grand Rampage has come and gone, just like that. All that build up, all those promos and it has all come to an end that quickly. It wasn’t the result that I would have hoped but ah well, it wasn’t to be. I performed at my very best in the Grand Rampage match but I was unfortunately unable to...

The Neverending Charlie Marr Grand Rampage Tour - Stop 4 Five Guys HQ, Lorton, Virginia, USA The spiritual home of Terry Chambers and Jake Smith TERRY! PUT THE MILKSHAKE DOWN! WE SAID YOU CAN HAVE FOUR OF THEM NO MORE! YOUR GASTRIC BAND IS GOING TO SNAP! JAKE, HOW MANY PATTIES IN THAT BURGER...

The Neverending Charlie Marr Grand Rampage Tour - Stop 3 Palm Springs, Florida, USA The residence of Ronan Malosi From West to East. From one warm weather state to another. From one elitist who chooses to reside in the USA rather than their home country to another. Unfortunately, there are a...

The Neverending Charlie Marr Grand Rampage Tour - Stop 2 Beverly Hills, California, USA The residence of Limmy Monaghan This place is more fake than Kass’ tits I swear, nobody is themselves around this place. Welcome to sunny Beverly Hills, California. I am here because this is where one of my...

The Neverending Charlie Marr Grand Rampage Tour - Stop 1 Riyadh, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia The camera opens up with a shot of a 737 Boeing Business Jet landing on an airport runway. The sun is shining in the background and there isn’t a cloud in the sky. The aeroplane is adorned with the flag...

Remember what happened last time, Amir? It feels such a long time ago that we faced off previously but the memory is still etched into my mind, I know it’s etched into yours too. Before we discuss the events that took place following the match, how about we remember how the build up to that...