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  1. Jake Smith

    CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN'S CHAMPION... HARPER LEE!!!

    @Harper Lee / @Drake King You're the one that usually post these so I can see why nobody was doing so :troll: Harper is annoying as fuck but at the same time that's what makes a character like her so special. You know how to make people pissed off and the reaction in live chat of you cashing in...
  2. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Tearin' Up My Heart

    Regardless of whether or not you two are the hottest collab, Holly and I are still not losing. From the get-go, this match has not been in your favor, and as much as you two want to convince me otherwise, I'm not buying it. You can get on your fancy jets and smoke all the Backwoods you want...
  3. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Rogue & Gambit

    Nah SOSA, after everything you said to me during Pain For Pride week, the LAST thing I need from you is a fucking pat on the back. I’d rather get my congratulations from people who actually mean it rather than people who reek of jealousy and self-adulation. This is what you get, and this is what...
  4. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO The Summer of Jake

    It's a bit cliché to start a video off by saying 'I told you so'. But c'mon, what else am I going to say? I really was right, and it's time to hold each and every one of you accountable for doubting that. ESPECIALLY people like Jon Kelton, Ronan Malosi, and Jay Jerry Johnson. ALL OF THEM at some...
  5. Jake Smith

    Pic Base Changing Season 16 Edition

    For those of you who would like to change your pic base, now is your chance. Please respond to the thread with the name of the wrestler you are changing to. You have from now until Friday at 11:59 PM EST to respond to this thread with the person you are changing to. If you do not respond to this...
  6. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Helena (So Long & Goodnight)

    Oh come on Kelton, don’t be all contradictory on me now. Talking about how much I value these small accomplishments and accolades meanwhile you were bragging about facing all these old dudes in their prime. Using that as some sort of reason as to why you deserve to be World Champion, meanwhile...
  7. Jake Smith

    Jake's Sig Sweatshop #2 [OPEN]

    Hai, you guys got a week before I'm closing this back down so get your requests in while you can. 1. You must be an active member of the EAW who has shown consistency, the minimum time I will accept is if you were here for at least a month 2. It will be enforced that there will be a cap when...
  8. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO I Miss You

    From the beginning of this week I have told people that if they truly want to win, then they're going to have to bring it to my front doorstep. I won't lie and say I wasn't skeptical about certain people in this match, because I was. But the one thing that I was looking for them to do was prove...
  9. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO I’m Not Okay (I Promise)

    Yawn, Kelton, do you take the time to fully, like… listen to my videos??? Please tell me you're better than the type of people who skip to their part and that's all they hear because I know damn well you're not saying that I stay silent whenever you ask why I'm ready for a World Championship…...
  10. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO I Write Sins Not Tragedies

    Oh my Gawd, no way. Kelton, you were in the ring with some of EAW's best?! Heartbreak Boy??? JayWalker??? Alexander Da Vinci??? Mr. DEDEDE??? Ronn Banks??? StarrStan??? Captain Charisma??? eheiwbwowntprnro4neuqbqksbfi4nwofb4iand FUCK. This changes everything dude! You sold me, you're winning the...
  11. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO In Too Deep

    A sidequest, SOSA? Did I not mention that during my Unified Tag Team Championship reign I was fighting for multiple singles Championships alongside that? Can we not look back into history and see people like Rex McAllister and Drake King be simultaneous World Champions and Tag Team Champions...
  12. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Complicated

    Oh, winning the Tag Team Championships doesn't matter now, SOSA? Having one more Championship than you this Season, proving at the very least that I was at the top of something at some point… isn't enough for you? I'd rather look at it in more of a barebones perspective, and that was the fact...
  13. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Unwritten

    Ah yeah, you know what Ronan? I can’t really blame you for your mentality heading into this match. ESPECIALLY after what happened in the Grand Rampage match. See you criticize people like me, Abel, Jay, even though fitting them under the same umbrella as myself is a stretch. But you fail to...
  14. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO The Sharpest Lives

    Look who finally got the memo that he actually needs to post this week, Ronan Malosi! Hey man, how you doing? I see this week is back to business as usual right? Putting in the bare minimum despite this being your biggest opportunity this Season. You can post tens of millions of videos for a...
  15. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO I Want It That Way

    It’s actually hilarious how SOSA complains about me using arguments that were used against him a year ago, and then after that, you know what he does? He starts using arguments that were used against ME a year ago. Don’t you see how hypocritical that is? I can understand you bringing up my...
  16. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO 1985

    Yawn, so what you're saying, Kelton… is that you repeated the same shit you said in your first promo? Things I already mentioned and, furthermore, debunked? You've got a whole week ahead of you and you're already running out of ammo, sad. I like seeing people's views on my career though...
  17. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO My Own Worst Enemy

    Ah yeah, that was hilarious, wasn't it? I inserted myself into the Cash in The Vault match and as soon as I did, Jay, you buddy, came out and tried to say that it was unfair because I didn't do one of your stupid qualifying matches. That I didn't deserve to be in this match at all. Do you see...
  18. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO All the Small Things

    A match with Ronan Malosi in it and Jay Jerry Johnson is the least likely to win, get the fuck out of here. There is nothing anyone can say that will convince me that Jay is going to come anywhere close to that briefcase, especially considering the type of competition that he’s up against. World...
  19. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Fifteen

    Hi, you’ve already heard what I had to say on Dynasty and Voltage, I’m sure you want me to get to the good stuff, so let’s do it. It's funny how people gravitate towards Jon Kelton and furthermore the idea of him being the 2022 Cash in The Vault holder. You'd think with all of the interactions...
  20. Jake Smith

    MATCH PROMO Here comes the BOOM!

    Is what Adriana said after Myles fucked her :mjlol2: I wish I could say it was easy being Jake Smith, but the reality is… it isn’t. Season 15 has gone the polar opposite of where I expected it to go and while I could be mad, considering my whole premise since the beginning was capturing a World...