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☁🌩☁ “K. “Despite everything about Midsummer Massacre that left a bad taste in my mouth--my loss only being one of them--at the very least, I am thankful to say that now, SOSA and I can look forward to BULLETSTORM getting back to doing what we’re the absolute fucking best at. You shouldn't need...

☁🌩☁ “By now, it should go without saying just how little respect I have for Astraea Jordan. “It is incredibly unlikely that under any circumstances, this would ever change. This week, I think I did a pretty damn good job of explaining exactly why I feel comfortable looking down on my opponent...

☁🌩☁ “Is this really what we’re doing, Astraea? “Be real for a moment. Do you really think it...appropriate to be talking about my mother when yours is fucking dead? Moving forward, let’s be a liiiiittlllleee more mindful of the sort of immature pot shots we decide to take, hm? ‘Damn, Aurora...

☁🌩☁ “I’m just going to come right out and say it since nobody else seems to have the balls to do so: “Astraea Jordan is getting away with high robbery, blatantly ripping off another woman’s whole, entire flow. “Word for word. Bar for bar. And it’s actually a little…bizarre, when you put all...

☁🌩☁ “The more that I think about it, the closer I've come to the realization that I am not as…surprised to learn of Tyrone Montgomery’s decision as a few other people might be. “In this company--hell, in this whole business, people get dicked over all the time. I am not the first, and I...

☁🌩☁ “Am I supposed to simply accept that…this is the best that our Tag Team Division has to offer the Elite Answers Wrestling Universe? “While I’m not wholly turned off by my interactions with the tag champs this week--especially now that it's clear SOSA and I have got these unhinged...

☁🌩☁ “The Off-Brand Amphetamines--as annoying as it is for me to say this forsaken name aloud--should consider themselves lucky that they aren’t in the middle of a title defense right now. “And that’s all I really have to say about me and SOSA’s opponents this Friday. “But for sports...

📢 “Passengers for Flight 2471 to Orlando, Florida. Now boarding at Gate 10!” 📢 (Cameras open at the Harry Reid International Airport on Wayne Newton Blvd in Las Vegas, Nevada, where SOSA Henderson is seen to be accompanied by the infamous uncle Tony Henderson while being escorted in a black...

☁🌩☁ “I know what you’re thinking. “‘We told you so, Aurora;’ ‘what was the purpose of that emotional tirade, Aurora;’ ‘how can we respect you after watching you get so angwy on camera, Aurora;’ ‘you’re only associating yourself with SOSA Henderson to make yourself look good; Aurora’ and before...

SOSA Henderson | Aurora Monroe Bulletproof | The Tempest Philadelphia, PA | New Orleans, LA Shane Strickland | Jade Cargill Team Disposition/Alignment: You might hate them both individually, but something about seeing them together puts a smile on fans’ faces. Team Gimmick: Robbing...

:) “You know what's sad? “Deep down? These people, they want the worst for you, Alex. For the both of you. They want to see me let it out. They wanna see me pop off. And I’ve denied my audience the satisfaction for loooooong enough. For quite a while now, I’ve been holding back, playing it...

☁🌩☁ “It’s always a little flattering to watch as opponents inadvertently admit to the world just how much they really have to prove against an inconsequential ‘nobody’ like me. “It just...doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. If you all truly believed that I was really as underqualified to...

☁🌩☁ “This has been a long time coming. “Finally, I am beginning to feel that everything is falling into place. At last, things are starting to aaaaaaalllllllll come together. And it’s about damn time, too. Ever since I first made by EAW debut six months ago, I have worked diligently to ensure...

☁🌩☁ “If I’m being honest with you, Abel, I’m starting to get the impression that you hardly know what it is exactly that you want to talk about when it comes to me, either. “And frankly, there’s nothing wrong with that. At least on a surface level. Realistically speaking, there is only so much...

☁🌩☁ “Sigh. “You know? I kind of wish I gave a fuck. And you can go ahead and try and fault me for this, it doesn’t really matter, not to me. But I was genuinely hoping for…anything other than the overwhelming plague of indifference that has since washed over me the minute it was decided Lucas...

☁🌩☁ “D’aw. That was sweet. “I'll do you one better, babes. How about you do me the honors, and we make it your turn to answer a question for me, Joso--how does it feel to finally come to terms with the indisputable fact that you are so staggeringly inferior to your opponent that you have been...

☁🌩☁ “And so it continues. “Tell me, Liana: do you genuinely believe that this was your absolute best effort in securing the psychological victory this week? “Can you look me in the eyes and tell me that you are one-hundred-and-ten-percent certain that you, me, and everyone watching is now...

☁🌩☁ “In this industry, survival can be a matter of luck or skill. “And you can't rely on luck. “That’s why I do not and could not ever make it my business to leave anything to chance when it comes to the advancement of my career and to my ambitions for this entire industry. Both personally...

☁🌩☁ “...you know, I’m starting to grow pretty bored of this. “And I'd like to believe I have very good reason to. Since my debut in Elite Answers Wrestling, there’s been a fair bit of discussion directed my way about my…motivation. About effort. About the way that I approach conversations with...

☁🌩☁ “Lately, I've been having a tough time identifying what my favorite part about this job is. “It’s been kind of hard for me to decide. Between orchestrating some of the most magnificent in-ring athletic demonstrations week after week that this company has ever seen, the great number of...