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Favorite Match: Ashlynn vs. Clayton or that main event shit was long af I will have to read it again sometime cuz I def missed shit :whew: Favorite Moment: British Invasion reuniting <3 They byke! Most Shocking Moment: Silas World stealing that main event win. Kennedy on suicide watch Who Had...

The camera cuts to TLA watching the videos released earlier this week featuring Drake King and Sister Annabelle. TLA: Hmmm… TLA switches the video to the next one. TLA: I see.. I see… TLA swaps the video to the last one released. TLA: Ahhh that must be… No wait… Hol up… TLA switches back...

The camera cuts to TLA digging out his Showdown t-shirt from the bottom of his dresser. He will need to wear this as a disguise when he sneaks in backstage at The Last Stand to wrestle his match. Cuz if they find out he is from Voltage they might kick him out. TLA: Yoyoyo Showdown gang it’s yo...

Favorite Match: Main event went hard we was beefin' hard Favorite Moment: Elysium beating the shit out of each other. They got real emotional n shit thug tears was shed Most Shocking Moment: Bethany fucking me over we joining the antivax movement now :ufdup: Who Had The Best/Worst Night...

It was a dark and stormy night as kids came out for the annual trick or treat festivities. Howling animals could be heard in the distance as a thick layer of fog fell over the city. It was the kind of night where it felt like evil was truly afoot and danger lurked around every corner. Kids...

The camera fades in to TLA parking his lowrider in the streets of the city of Tlaxcala, Mexico. It has been a long time since he has been here. Some people have thought that this place does not exist but yet TLA is here and it would seem that it’s nonexistence had been greatly exaggerated. TLA...

The camera cuts to TLA in Guadalupe preparing for Dia de Muertos. Finna feast on that pan de muerto. Gettin’ that bread. Makin’ that paper. La gente que vive profundamente no tiene miedo de la muerte. TLA: Orale cabrones it be yo boi back up in this bitch and we rollin’ real quick all the way...

The camera cuts to TLA crossing the Mexican border in his lowrider. As he crosses from one side to the other a yellow sepia filter overtakes the screen indicating that he has arrived en Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos. Confused TLA turns around and drives back into the United States and the filter...

Favorite Match: Main event Favorite Moment: BRAE getting that big W in Most Shocking Moment: I forget which match it was but someone got they tongue stabbed with glass shit was wild :damn: Who Had The Best/Worst Night?: Winners/Losers Overall Rating: 10/10 Dy bringing that 🔥

The camera cuts to TLA at the gym where he is shown hitting a punching bag repeatedly. He is beating the shit out of that thing and this bag not going to survive. Gotta tear that mf up. TLA: Yoyoyo itz yo boi TLA back up in this shit fucking things up like I do. Fucking up all kinds of...

The camera cuts to TLA putting all of his Voltage themed merchandise and flags away after Brand Warfare is over. The fiesta is over and the battle of the brands has finished. Now we are back to our regularly scheduled programming of everyone on Voltage fucking each other up cada semana. TLA...

Favorite Match: War Games was goated this is why they ain't let me write PPV matches no more cuz I ain't write like that Favorite Moment: Machina getting another title in :whew: Most Shocking Moment: Saori turning on ARIA these hoes ain't loyal Who Had The Best/Worst Night?: Winners/Losers...

@Michael Machina goat shit homie it's clear that EAW be strapping that rocket to yo ass as long as y'all want it so I hope u enjoy the ride! :salute: @Cy had a real fine ass title reign y'all be showing WWE's booking team how it is done with that heel turn frfr 🔥

Favorite Match: Brand Warfare, main event was fire frfr Favorite Moment: Akari going all out for Team Showdown and also the Silas World beatdown on Solomon & Trixie they fucked em all up Most Shocking Moment: Kelton turning on Bronson but then losing anyway was it worth it :lupe: ! Who Had...

The camera fades in to TLA promoting Hispanic Heritage Month in EAW where we will remember all time legends such as The Mexican Samurai and El Landerson. TLA: Orale y’all know that I was thinking how I wanted to end this week but then I realized I could end this shit on a negative note talk...

The camera fades into the Poon Palace where TLA is shown outfitting Steroid Dawg with military combat gear. Cuz we heading into a real war for real gotta be ready for anything. Steroid Dawg bout to get airdropped right up in yo shit. Big ass doggo flyin: in from above. Y'all got no chance got no...

The camera cuts to TLA poppin’ that Tylenol after getting a headache listening to his opponents ranting for too long. El presidente be seethin’. TLA: We in it to win it. Got everyone in Team Voltage comin’ thru. We making our voices known. Spittin’ them palabras. Droppin’ that fire. Got the...

The camera cuts to TLA dancing on the dance floor of the Poon Palace as he trains his cardio for Territorial Invasion. This is how the real professionals do they training. 💯 TLA: I been in this match before. I been throwing down at Territorial Invasion for the longest. Team Dynasty can give yo...

The camera cuts to TLA ironing out all of the wrinkles on a Voltage flag. Cuz y’all gotta fly that flag. TLA: Yoyoyo big dawg spittin’ now. We comin’ thru fuckin’ yo shit up like only big dawgs do. Big dawg. Big bite. We crunchin’. We munchin’. Can’t stop us cuz we comin’ thru Team Voltage bout...

The camera cuts to TLA calling the Pentagon to question if the match at Territorial Invasion will be called Brand Warfare or Brand Defense. He is put on hold as there is a lot of confusion regarding names of shit going on over there right about now. But TLA is going to get to the bottom of it...