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  1. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO lol of course you're stealing promo titles now. You've been trying to steal my spotlight for the past month

    Unfortunately for you, it doesn't work like that. You can't try to gaslight me about you gaslighting me. The cards are already on the table, and we already see what's going on here. You are trying to be the good guy here, but actions will always speak louder than words, and your actions are one...
  2. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO lapping bitches

    I think it's safe to say that Raven Roberts hasn't learned a goddamn thing from her past. I would think someone who was so bastardized around these parts would stop to think about her own actions. She claims a lot of things, but one thing is clear, she hasn't learned how to be a better person...
  3. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO That's So Raven

    I try so hard to keep the peace here, it's very hard to be the only sane one employed by EAW. Raven is insane, we all know that. Not in the dangerous, she'll do whatever it takes to win type of way, but more in the, she's delusional and thinks she plays no part in her demise. All the times that...
  4. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO imagination land

    We all have our dark little secrets, don’t we? No one is as they seem when they’re behind closed doors. There are things, that people just don’t want each other to know about them, and that’s normal. On a daily basis, I get people messaging me on OnlyFans, asking me to do such weird things...
  5. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO main event miku

    This place will never cease to amaze me. People are so dumb, holy fucking shit, I hate all of you so fucking much. I guess Showdown is just a place to conspire against Miku. Dumb fuckers are going to just get involved with my match with no repercussions, and when I try to do the same thing, the...
  6. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO ngl might have to kill you

    Another week, another match against a literal nobody. Damn EAW just hires anyone off the street huh? Need them to start vetting these people. Really need them to just like, figure out how to see if they have talent first. I mean is there a scouting department anymore? Like I had a long vigorous...
  7. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO My moment

    Raven and I, caw caw, you know what I mean? Bird call, calling all birds, but not really, just the one. Something I've learned from hanging out with Raven. Did you know that Raven's have the ability to talk just like Parrots? They can mimick other noises too! Pesky little birds, don't you think...
  8. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO I believe in... US??!

    You're right Madison, I don't have to worry about your shitty little team with Candice, because you are a non-factor. For the majority of your career, you have been a non-factor. You returned to EAW a long time ago at this point, and no point have you been able to make a resemblance of an...
  9. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO hey, i wanna win

    One week... Just one fucking god damn week is all I ask for. Can the bullshit just cease to exist? Or am I doomed for eternal bullshit to cascade upon me like some weird scat pornography? Once again, through no fault of my own, someone got involved, and I technically suffer, a loss. Like what...
  10. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO lol literally who even are you

    Gee Daryl sure does talk a lot without saying anything at all. It's a skill to be honest. A lot of people can talk with some points made, good points made even, but then there's you Daryl. How did you acquire such a skill? I mean you talked for like what felt like 5 minutes of literal fluff...
  11. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO kindly stfu

    You know, reality checks are supposed to be just that, a reality check. When the reality check hits, it's supposed to give you that jolt of realization. It's supposed to make you step outside yourself and see things for what they are, and not what you used to just perceive them to be. When I...
  12. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO You're a bottom 2 Elitist, and you're not number 2

    I have literally no respect for Halsey. Like what respect is there to have? She's a fucking idiot. She's nothing special as a wrestler, and she thinks she can get away with saying the most ludicrous things. This bitch doesn't know how time works. This bitch doesn't know what being proud of...
  13. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO i think they were onto something with lobotomies

    I think it's safe to say that things are going pretty, pretty well for me lately. I mean that is normally how it goes, but I don't know, it just feels different. Like something huge is on the horizon. I know that the Blind Faith thing could've gone very wrong for me, but I don't hate the...
  14. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO this man needs medical attention

    I'm so sick of these limp dick fucking losers needing every excuse in the book as to why they never became what they know they've been "destined to be". There's always something. Ooooh someone came and ruined the match for me. Ooooh, the sun was in my eyes. Ooooh, I had a career-threatening...
  15. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO what is blud waffling about?

    Shocking Kasai wasn't as good as she thought she was. What a minor inconvenience that was. Now she can continue saying weird things about nothing, and continue to find that special someone that can give her that win she's so desperate for. I know that you looked at me as an idol, and I think...
  16. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO You are not a clown. You are the entire circus

    The EAW roster never fails to amaze me with how stupid they truly are. Someone says the dumbest thing you ever heard "HAHAHA IM GETTING IN YOUR HEAD!" Bitch I wish I could get in your head, but it's literally impossible to figure out how to do that because I can't dumb myself down to get there...
  17. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO i am just a girl who likes pretty things 🫰🏻 your doors are all unlocked and i am in your walls

    Bitch, I really don't give a fuck, I really don't. Now, when I say that I don't care, I actually believe the feeling that I'm telling you I'm feeling, and showing it too. Not like you. Not the person that brought up a subject, and then went on to say that she doesn't care about that same subject...
  18. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO The Ballad of Miku and Hikari

    There seems to be a misconception about Miku, and more specifically my relationship with Hikari Kanno. People need to stop making these bold proclamations when they don't know the very first thing about us, or how we operate. But that's what the dumb fucking population will always do because...
  19. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO good morning

    Let me just do the basic bitch new year thing real quick. Well it's a new year, and a NEW ME! Or whatever the fuck. Look last year fucking sucked. Nothing I did worked, and it pisses me off. Some could say that I had up's and downs, but the majority to me, felt like downs. I had title matches...
  20. Miku Sakai

    MATCH PROMO you'll all see

    Oh, didn't notice you there, I was too busy WINNING at LIFE. See there's a clear difference between me, and the competition. Especially in a match like this. These people have no other options. This is the best match that they could possibly get out of this FPV. They tried their best, and their...