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“The scene opens up with Diego Montana staring at the camera as he sits on the hood of his cherry red lowrider with a big smirk on his face. He wipes his cheek a bit, grooms his mustache, and lets out a laugh before speaking up.”
Diego: I keep telling y’all to quit playing with the kid, you all keep playing with me, and when it comes to bite you in the ass you’re mad, perro? Hilarious. Aye’ listen, at the end of the day, Cosmo Goldworthy can only blame himself for HIS loss last week because me? I just did what any self respecting man would’ve done in his situation; let big bad Cosmo handle the load if he thinks he can carry the whole load. Shiiit, that’s all you then playboy, but I ain’t sticking around to look like a jackass. That’s YOUR match now buddy which means that it should NOT go on my record, seeing as I did NOT compete, and that’s because I withdrew myself sooo at the end of the day… Candice Blair and NICK have yet to beat the Highkey New Breeder, so I suggest you jot that down, and don’t forget about it! Seeing as last week, I technically had the week off besides my impromptu appearance to try and help that bum Cosmo out until he showcased his ungrateful nature, I see that this week we have a special show for the fans of Sunday Night Voltage called “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”. Wait… What the fuck… Why the hell did it censor me?!? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay… Well, at “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”… It did it again! Oh, whatever fuck allat anyways! Come this Sunday, it seems that I’ve got an opportunity to win an opportunity even though Eden Sinclair, mi mamacita, knows that this is something that should automatically be given to me because I’m just that damn good, the fuck? It is what it is, it seems I just have to keep proving myself right to the world by taking on four other elitists who I’ve already taken on before. Quite frankly, only two of these I really care for because one is the BIG GOAT himself, Chris Elite! WHOOP! WHOOP! Then you got Candice Blair’s fine crazy self in the match and ya’ boy’s going to keep shooting even if she wanna get domestic with this shit; I love it and she’ll love it too once we give it our all at “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”!
“Diego looks around confused with that specific censorship as he looks around trying to see what’s causing it before dismissing it and slicking his mullet back a bit.”
Diego: Let’s just look at the field fully though: Cosmo Goldworthy, NICK, Candice Blair, Chris Elite, and Diego Montana. Only two names on there who got any star power while we got the embodiment of always the bridesmaid never the bride, and two chumps who couldn’t even get the honor of shining my damn boots! Still, it seems I gotta lay the verbal smackdown on they ass before I can really sink my teeth into folks I actually give a sort of fuck for and my GOAT himself, Chris Elite! Sadly, I first have to put belt to ass once again to my disappointment of a son, NICK. When will you learn little guy? There’s levels to this shit my boy and you’re below the bottom of the barrel until further notice. No matter what you try to say, brag about , or use as an excuse the facts are out there; you can’t win based on what you stand for. You’re a fraud. You’re a phony. You’re nothing more than another liar in an industry where everybody is either lying, stealing, cheating, or all three. At least I’m honest enough to say what misdeeds I have done and wear it with pride because at the end of the day? If I’m not winning then I ain’t getting my money up. The “De La Rosa” family legacy is known for doing the necessary and mijo… I go above and beyond that to get this type of motion even with the doubters thinking I’m nothing but a joke! NICK tried to use that same strategy, he got put on his ass, and beaten after he had been humiliated earlier that night. Folks are gonna hate regardless of what happens because you can try to please the world holmes, but you’ll still have one person who disagrees with you. Why be bothered by any of that bullshit and just focus on what is best for yaself, ya know? They can cry you a river for all they want because when you’re thinking bout the head honcho of your world then nobody else fuckin’ matters! NICK tried to live by this set of rules while being this tough guy and yet the real tough guy is still standing here with his beautiful mustache living like Diego and that mis amigos means living like a real superstar day in and day out!
Diego: I look like money, I smell like money, and I move like money! None of these other New Breeders can touch the type of shit I be on and when they soon realize that? Oh man, Diego Montana is going to sky rocket to the top of the fuckin’ card! Like let’s be real… Step back, look up, and see the facts; I went up against Daniella Atlas and Kai Rabeaux and kicked out of Kai’s big move, survived against the gorgeous Daniella Atlas, and only lost because that good for nothin’ Chiyo Gedo got his ass handed to by not just Daniella, not just Kai RedTube, but all THREE of us! That boy was getting thrown around like a tennis ball and Daniella was lucky that she got that win, but that’s for another day! NICK? He could never imagine his career trajectory getting that type of motion and you know who ended up missing that train? Cosmo Goldworthy. Opportunity after opportunity and you just keep fumbling that shit, son! It’s getting disgustingly tiresome to see someone as pathetic as you on my radar and that win you got over me because the referee decided to fuck on me? Oh, we fixing that error this Sunday when you realize that El Diablo Guapo is here to stay while you Cosmo Goldworthy? We kicking you out this industry because we want real workers who give it they all; not some jackass who half asses everything and has the audacity to talk down to the Highkey New Breeder, the Now, and the Future of this company as a whole!
“Shaking his head side to side slightly, Diego bites his lip a bit, and rubs his hand together as he continues on.”
Diego: Enough about those two chumps though… Candy, mi hermosa, you crazy gorgeous queen… How you doin, baby? I seen the energy you had for me last week, I like that spice, I love your aestheticness, and let’s just say that you plus me? Oh, that equals sparks like the fourth of july and I ain’t got no reason to kap sweetheart. Now hear me out, hear me out, if things go smoothly tomorrow night then maybe you can get an opportunity to go out with me while I cherish whatever opportunity Eden Sinclair and Captain Charisma hand me after I win tomorrow’s Ultimate Opportunity match! Like, let’s just be fair for a minute… You have to work twice as hard already in this disgusting patriarchal world and when people belittle you over nepotism? Chale, I would hate to be you, and everything you’ve done deserves to be seen in a brighter light; see you how I see you through my eyes, but alas if an opportunity is to be won and I must beat you? Shit, I’m putting hands on anybody and everyone until I walk out the definite winner even if it means kicking your ass and having to go up against my GOAT, Chris Elite. You can call me insecure or a coward, but I just see it as your way of flirting. If you wanted to you would’ve and you would miss seeing this gorgeous face even if HR has nothing on me but being respectful! I see you as a threat, you’ve gotten the most respect out of me than most folks as for your comment on Canadians? I love poutine so just let me know how we feeling, baby! Chris Elite on the other hand? I got another chance at showing you how much I have improved. I see what you got going in the rizz game so aye’ you do you and let me do me after Sunday. Come Sunday though? You gotta let the youth walk the path you paved and Imma do you right when I take the path by force! See yall soon, because Diego Montana is gonna be living like Diego after this massive dubya!
“Using his index finger and his pinky, Diego grooms his mustache, and flicks his hand at the camera before sliding off his low-rider and getting inside before driving off. The scene fades to black as Diego Montana’s logo gets sprayed on before the screen goes back to black.”
Diego: I keep telling y’all to quit playing with the kid, you all keep playing with me, and when it comes to bite you in the ass you’re mad, perro? Hilarious. Aye’ listen, at the end of the day, Cosmo Goldworthy can only blame himself for HIS loss last week because me? I just did what any self respecting man would’ve done in his situation; let big bad Cosmo handle the load if he thinks he can carry the whole load. Shiiit, that’s all you then playboy, but I ain’t sticking around to look like a jackass. That’s YOUR match now buddy which means that it should NOT go on my record, seeing as I did NOT compete, and that’s because I withdrew myself sooo at the end of the day… Candice Blair and NICK have yet to beat the Highkey New Breeder, so I suggest you jot that down, and don’t forget about it! Seeing as last week, I technically had the week off besides my impromptu appearance to try and help that bum Cosmo out until he showcased his ungrateful nature, I see that this week we have a special show for the fans of Sunday Night Voltage called “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”. Wait… What the fuck… Why the hell did it censor me?!? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay… Well, at “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”… It did it again! Oh, whatever fuck allat anyways! Come this Sunday, it seems that I’ve got an opportunity to win an opportunity even though Eden Sinclair, mi mamacita, knows that this is something that should automatically be given to me because I’m just that damn good, the fuck? It is what it is, it seems I just have to keep proving myself right to the world by taking on four other elitists who I’ve already taken on before. Quite frankly, only two of these I really care for because one is the BIG GOAT himself, Chris Elite! WHOOP! WHOOP! Then you got Candice Blair’s fine crazy self in the match and ya’ boy’s going to keep shooting even if she wanna get domestic with this shit; I love it and she’ll love it too once we give it our all at “F*ck Your Thanksgiving”!
“Diego looks around confused with that specific censorship as he looks around trying to see what’s causing it before dismissing it and slicking his mullet back a bit.”
Diego: Let’s just look at the field fully though: Cosmo Goldworthy, NICK, Candice Blair, Chris Elite, and Diego Montana. Only two names on there who got any star power while we got the embodiment of always the bridesmaid never the bride, and two chumps who couldn’t even get the honor of shining my damn boots! Still, it seems I gotta lay the verbal smackdown on they ass before I can really sink my teeth into folks I actually give a sort of fuck for and my GOAT himself, Chris Elite! Sadly, I first have to put belt to ass once again to my disappointment of a son, NICK. When will you learn little guy? There’s levels to this shit my boy and you’re below the bottom of the barrel until further notice. No matter what you try to say, brag about , or use as an excuse the facts are out there; you can’t win based on what you stand for. You’re a fraud. You’re a phony. You’re nothing more than another liar in an industry where everybody is either lying, stealing, cheating, or all three. At least I’m honest enough to say what misdeeds I have done and wear it with pride because at the end of the day? If I’m not winning then I ain’t getting my money up. The “De La Rosa” family legacy is known for doing the necessary and mijo… I go above and beyond that to get this type of motion even with the doubters thinking I’m nothing but a joke! NICK tried to use that same strategy, he got put on his ass, and beaten after he had been humiliated earlier that night. Folks are gonna hate regardless of what happens because you can try to please the world holmes, but you’ll still have one person who disagrees with you. Why be bothered by any of that bullshit and just focus on what is best for yaself, ya know? They can cry you a river for all they want because when you’re thinking bout the head honcho of your world then nobody else fuckin’ matters! NICK tried to live by this set of rules while being this tough guy and yet the real tough guy is still standing here with his beautiful mustache living like Diego and that mis amigos means living like a real superstar day in and day out!
Diego: I look like money, I smell like money, and I move like money! None of these other New Breeders can touch the type of shit I be on and when they soon realize that? Oh man, Diego Montana is going to sky rocket to the top of the fuckin’ card! Like let’s be real… Step back, look up, and see the facts; I went up against Daniella Atlas and Kai Rabeaux and kicked out of Kai’s big move, survived against the gorgeous Daniella Atlas, and only lost because that good for nothin’ Chiyo Gedo got his ass handed to by not just Daniella, not just Kai RedTube, but all THREE of us! That boy was getting thrown around like a tennis ball and Daniella was lucky that she got that win, but that’s for another day! NICK? He could never imagine his career trajectory getting that type of motion and you know who ended up missing that train? Cosmo Goldworthy. Opportunity after opportunity and you just keep fumbling that shit, son! It’s getting disgustingly tiresome to see someone as pathetic as you on my radar and that win you got over me because the referee decided to fuck on me? Oh, we fixing that error this Sunday when you realize that El Diablo Guapo is here to stay while you Cosmo Goldworthy? We kicking you out this industry because we want real workers who give it they all; not some jackass who half asses everything and has the audacity to talk down to the Highkey New Breeder, the Now, and the Future of this company as a whole!
“Shaking his head side to side slightly, Diego bites his lip a bit, and rubs his hand together as he continues on.”
Diego: Enough about those two chumps though… Candy, mi hermosa, you crazy gorgeous queen… How you doin, baby? I seen the energy you had for me last week, I like that spice, I love your aestheticness, and let’s just say that you plus me? Oh, that equals sparks like the fourth of july and I ain’t got no reason to kap sweetheart. Now hear me out, hear me out, if things go smoothly tomorrow night then maybe you can get an opportunity to go out with me while I cherish whatever opportunity Eden Sinclair and Captain Charisma hand me after I win tomorrow’s Ultimate Opportunity match! Like, let’s just be fair for a minute… You have to work twice as hard already in this disgusting patriarchal world and when people belittle you over nepotism? Chale, I would hate to be you, and everything you’ve done deserves to be seen in a brighter light; see you how I see you through my eyes, but alas if an opportunity is to be won and I must beat you? Shit, I’m putting hands on anybody and everyone until I walk out the definite winner even if it means kicking your ass and having to go up against my GOAT, Chris Elite. You can call me insecure or a coward, but I just see it as your way of flirting. If you wanted to you would’ve and you would miss seeing this gorgeous face even if HR has nothing on me but being respectful! I see you as a threat, you’ve gotten the most respect out of me than most folks as for your comment on Canadians? I love poutine so just let me know how we feeling, baby! Chris Elite on the other hand? I got another chance at showing you how much I have improved. I see what you got going in the rizz game so aye’ you do you and let me do me after Sunday. Come Sunday though? You gotta let the youth walk the path you paved and Imma do you right when I take the path by force! See yall soon, because Diego Montana is gonna be living like Diego after this massive dubya!
“Using his index finger and his pinky, Diego grooms his mustache, and flicks his hand at the camera before sliding off his low-rider and getting inside before driving off. The scene fades to black as Diego Montana’s logo gets sprayed on before the screen goes back to black.”
