- Messages
- 62
- Points
- 18
“The scene opens up in a small town in Oaxaca, Mexico as Diego Montana is seen walking around looking at the different stalls on the streets and the different shops as well. Diego picks up a glass of Coca Cola, pays for it, and opens it as he continues to walk while filling the glass with peanuts. Diego begins to start speaking up as well after taking a sip of his coke.”
Diego: Esto si es cultura, mis amigos! This is EXACTLY what I need to show all of EAW who have no cultura that when the art of lucha libre is respected, you will all witness Diego Montana at his best, and what better way to do so then in the home country of my family! It’s time that those doubters who keep runnin’ from the grind that is fighting the baby GOAT himself, Diego Montana, start to realize that they can’t just cost off by hiding because what? A malpractice abortion was done mid match and now the father of that fetus wants to get it back in blood? Stop being a dick and be a real woman by standing up to Adam Lucas! I would call you a pussy, IF U was a primitive male such as yourself, but it’s been known that pussy is actually real tough, and when we bring up how women are the toughest people in the world? You’re just a dick that’s too much of a boy to be a real champion, Kai Rabeaux! It’s aight though… I’mmma put belt to ass when I get my hands on you, son, and you’re going to wish you just took them Adam Lucas strokes instead of not only angering him but worst of all? Pissing ME off!!! OUUUUUHHH… Don’t get me started, but right now? I gotta calm down for my boy, mi hermano, mi carnalito, Javier, and su familia! See, rumor I heard around the mill from what TLA told me; well, what happened was that TLA told his team, his team told their friends, their friends told some acquaintances, my best friends dog heard, and his dog told my best friend, who then told all our homeboys, and then I was told by our homeboys that Javier’s favorite EAW elitist is none other than your boy, Diego Montana!
“Diego is seen feeling himself as he slaps his chest a bit, hits a shimmy, and takes another sip of coke before continuing on.”
Diego: Don’t you worry mi Javiercito, your GOAT, Dieguito Montana is going to put on a classic for you in the name of lucha libre and for you mi amigo! Who am I even facing this time around eh? Oh, right, right… “Carmen Sanchez”… Papi likes the sound of that name so fuck it let’s to business, no? Your uncle, Carlos, has some truths to his words about Arena San Francisco being where REAL lucha libre and its authenticity happens pero at the same time… I can kick his ass and then wear his luchador mask with the bright lights, big arenas, and the cameras rolling because while he is a luchador “legend” of sorts; I am simply the best luchador to ever lace a pair of boots, mamas! Though, I’ll show some respect to your uncle and your father, who may he rest in peace, because you and I are not that different. Two young latinos in this business, hungry to prove our worth as luchadores, and while you’re still naive to the world… Yo ya no, I done seen how this world treats us as it chews us up and spits us out hoping that we stay down. Yet, when we fight fire with fire, sabes que pasa? They try to slander you and belittle you even though it’s a dog eat dog world, right? Yet, when the dog makes sure he survives another day while “taking” the win “unfairly, then they want fairness rather than live and die by the law of nature; survival the fittest. It’s funny, because NICK is one of those who loves to brag when he beats me like what? Once? I’m up with two points against him and yet he’s always got something to bitch and moan when related to me. I’m sorry you had to take an L to that chud, but you let me help you out a bit just like your uncle helps, and we can have you Diegomaxxin in NO time!
Diego: You worded it best; some of the strongest people don’t look the part. Where do you think our carnalito, Javier, learned to step out of his house with his chest out and hold his head high? Why, of course his luchador favorito, Diego Montana, and I know because again, TLA told his team, his team told their friends, their friends told some acquaintances, my best friends dog heard, and his dog told my best friend, who then told all our homeboys, and then I was told by our homeboys which I mean it is a huge honor to grant a wish like this, sabes? Giving a boy as strong as Javier a match to remember from his favorite wrestler? Oh, you are very welcome for this, Javier! Thank YOU for giving me this honor, for real, for real! As for you, Carmencita, mi amor, I am not playing any game best believe, hermosa. I am nice to women because it’s the bare minimum they deserve and sure, I may be performative in a sense, but don’t we perform our best to an audience that deserves it? That’s the Diego way at least and some may think it’s sleazy; I just think I love women more than they are capable of thinking is normal! You want to put on a show with yours truly? Let me take your hand as we tango in lucha libre while giving the masses a performance to remember as I show you the Diegomaxxin style of lucha libre, teach you a thing or two, and make that jackass Kai Rabeaux look like a damn fool as I mog him inside that ring!
“As he widens his chest to attempt to make his frame look larger than it is to attempt a frame mog, Diego notices his soda is almost finished as he takes a last sip, eats the remaining peanuts, and tosses the bottle to the side before looking back at the camera.”
Diego: Heh… I sure frame mogged, Kai Rabeaux, didn’t I? Heh, where were we again mi Carmencita? Oh, right, right! Let us give the people of nuestro Mexico a lucha they will be proud of that they were there live to watch in the name and in honor of Javier! I must do what a gorgeous and beautiful queen like yourself asks of me… W-why would I take advantage of one of your many beautiful traits that make you extraordinary, eh? I would NEVER take advantage of anyone’s kindness… NEVER! Now, maybe a lil’ tease here or there to see how low we can both go type shiiiij, then that, I will admit of being guilty, but can you blame a miner for pulling out his best technique when he spots a gem like yourself? OUU! GAH DAMN! We gon’ write that one down in the playbook for sure because baby, I am smooth as butter right now! Plus she’s interested in my lucha libre blood? Oh, don’t get me started on that because while mi familia may not be from Oaxaca, they sure bleed for Mexico, I am talking about Hidalgo, Jalisco, California, Tijuana, and Tejas! We got a lucha libre dynasty with my cousin, Roberto De La Rosa once being part of this company, you have our cousins who accompanied him as part of La Familia, we can ignore Luis for sure, but we can’t forget the man who trained me to be the best luchador ever, Santos De La Rosa! I mean… It seems like if Eden Sinclair still playing hard to get; maybe you and I can get some diner afterwards at a local taqueria. mamas… That’s if you don’t get upset that you get Diego mogged on when I whoop that ass lucha libre style and take a dub to show the world that their next EAW Hardcore Champion will be another De La Rosa luchador and best believe it’ll be a better reign than the last time a De La Rosa held it! Don’t worry though, chiquita, I’ll take things easy on you mi amiga, mia! Though, if things get rough, just know sweetheart, that livin’ like Diego ain’t as easy as it looks! Now if you don’t mind; I gotta pregame this taqueria before our match to see if it’s ideal for our post-match hang out, mi amiga mia!
“Diego grooms his mustache, rubs his jawline, and lets out a slight laugh before heading to a taqueria shop on the side as he starts yelling out orders in Spanish before the scene fades to black. The Diego Montana logo gets spray painted onto the screen before the screen fades back to black.”
Diego: Esto si es cultura, mis amigos! This is EXACTLY what I need to show all of EAW who have no cultura that when the art of lucha libre is respected, you will all witness Diego Montana at his best, and what better way to do so then in the home country of my family! It’s time that those doubters who keep runnin’ from the grind that is fighting the baby GOAT himself, Diego Montana, start to realize that they can’t just cost off by hiding because what? A malpractice abortion was done mid match and now the father of that fetus wants to get it back in blood? Stop being a dick and be a real woman by standing up to Adam Lucas! I would call you a pussy, IF U was a primitive male such as yourself, but it’s been known that pussy is actually real tough, and when we bring up how women are the toughest people in the world? You’re just a dick that’s too much of a boy to be a real champion, Kai Rabeaux! It’s aight though… I’mmma put belt to ass when I get my hands on you, son, and you’re going to wish you just took them Adam Lucas strokes instead of not only angering him but worst of all? Pissing ME off!!! OUUUUUHHH… Don’t get me started, but right now? I gotta calm down for my boy, mi hermano, mi carnalito, Javier, and su familia! See, rumor I heard around the mill from what TLA told me; well, what happened was that TLA told his team, his team told their friends, their friends told some acquaintances, my best friends dog heard, and his dog told my best friend, who then told all our homeboys, and then I was told by our homeboys that Javier’s favorite EAW elitist is none other than your boy, Diego Montana!
“Diego is seen feeling himself as he slaps his chest a bit, hits a shimmy, and takes another sip of coke before continuing on.”
Diego: Don’t you worry mi Javiercito, your GOAT, Dieguito Montana is going to put on a classic for you in the name of lucha libre and for you mi amigo! Who am I even facing this time around eh? Oh, right, right… “Carmen Sanchez”… Papi likes the sound of that name so fuck it let’s to business, no? Your uncle, Carlos, has some truths to his words about Arena San Francisco being where REAL lucha libre and its authenticity happens pero at the same time… I can kick his ass and then wear his luchador mask with the bright lights, big arenas, and the cameras rolling because while he is a luchador “legend” of sorts; I am simply the best luchador to ever lace a pair of boots, mamas! Though, I’ll show some respect to your uncle and your father, who may he rest in peace, because you and I are not that different. Two young latinos in this business, hungry to prove our worth as luchadores, and while you’re still naive to the world… Yo ya no, I done seen how this world treats us as it chews us up and spits us out hoping that we stay down. Yet, when we fight fire with fire, sabes que pasa? They try to slander you and belittle you even though it’s a dog eat dog world, right? Yet, when the dog makes sure he survives another day while “taking” the win “unfairly, then they want fairness rather than live and die by the law of nature; survival the fittest. It’s funny, because NICK is one of those who loves to brag when he beats me like what? Once? I’m up with two points against him and yet he’s always got something to bitch and moan when related to me. I’m sorry you had to take an L to that chud, but you let me help you out a bit just like your uncle helps, and we can have you Diegomaxxin in NO time!
Diego: You worded it best; some of the strongest people don’t look the part. Where do you think our carnalito, Javier, learned to step out of his house with his chest out and hold his head high? Why, of course his luchador favorito, Diego Montana, and I know because again, TLA told his team, his team told their friends, their friends told some acquaintances, my best friends dog heard, and his dog told my best friend, who then told all our homeboys, and then I was told by our homeboys which I mean it is a huge honor to grant a wish like this, sabes? Giving a boy as strong as Javier a match to remember from his favorite wrestler? Oh, you are very welcome for this, Javier! Thank YOU for giving me this honor, for real, for real! As for you, Carmencita, mi amor, I am not playing any game best believe, hermosa. I am nice to women because it’s the bare minimum they deserve and sure, I may be performative in a sense, but don’t we perform our best to an audience that deserves it? That’s the Diego way at least and some may think it’s sleazy; I just think I love women more than they are capable of thinking is normal! You want to put on a show with yours truly? Let me take your hand as we tango in lucha libre while giving the masses a performance to remember as I show you the Diegomaxxin style of lucha libre, teach you a thing or two, and make that jackass Kai Rabeaux look like a damn fool as I mog him inside that ring!
“As he widens his chest to attempt to make his frame look larger than it is to attempt a frame mog, Diego notices his soda is almost finished as he takes a last sip, eats the remaining peanuts, and tosses the bottle to the side before looking back at the camera.”
Diego: Heh… I sure frame mogged, Kai Rabeaux, didn’t I? Heh, where were we again mi Carmencita? Oh, right, right! Let us give the people of nuestro Mexico a lucha they will be proud of that they were there live to watch in the name and in honor of Javier! I must do what a gorgeous and beautiful queen like yourself asks of me… W-why would I take advantage of one of your many beautiful traits that make you extraordinary, eh? I would NEVER take advantage of anyone’s kindness… NEVER! Now, maybe a lil’ tease here or there to see how low we can both go type shiiiij, then that, I will admit of being guilty, but can you blame a miner for pulling out his best technique when he spots a gem like yourself? OUU! GAH DAMN! We gon’ write that one down in the playbook for sure because baby, I am smooth as butter right now! Plus she’s interested in my lucha libre blood? Oh, don’t get me started on that because while mi familia may not be from Oaxaca, they sure bleed for Mexico, I am talking about Hidalgo, Jalisco, California, Tijuana, and Tejas! We got a lucha libre dynasty with my cousin, Roberto De La Rosa once being part of this company, you have our cousins who accompanied him as part of La Familia, we can ignore Luis for sure, but we can’t forget the man who trained me to be the best luchador ever, Santos De La Rosa! I mean… It seems like if Eden Sinclair still playing hard to get; maybe you and I can get some diner afterwards at a local taqueria. mamas… That’s if you don’t get upset that you get Diego mogged on when I whoop that ass lucha libre style and take a dub to show the world that their next EAW Hardcore Champion will be another De La Rosa luchador and best believe it’ll be a better reign than the last time a De La Rosa held it! Don’t worry though, chiquita, I’ll take things easy on you mi amiga, mia! Though, if things get rough, just know sweetheart, that livin’ like Diego ain’t as easy as it looks! Now if you don’t mind; I gotta pregame this taqueria before our match to see if it’s ideal for our post-match hang out, mi amiga mia!
“Diego grooms his mustache, rubs his jawline, and lets out a slight laugh before heading to a taqueria shop on the side as he starts yelling out orders in Spanish before the scene fades to black. The Diego Montana logo gets spray painted onto the screen before the screen fades back to black.”
