MATCH PROMO 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐶𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 ( RTR: Specialists Chamber ) [ #RoryRedempton ] #001

Rory Slate

Better than your favorite and the best.

𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔦𝔱 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔣𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢, 𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢, 𝔬𝔯 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢. 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔦𝔰, 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 ℑ 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤, ℑ 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔱 𝔲𝔭.

SLATE: I told you so. You see, if there’s one thing to know about the wrestling world, it’s the fact that real prevails over fake. Whether that could be seen through storylines, media or even wrestling itself, that fact always stands. So now here we are, I made it and I got the best possible start that I could but that isn’t quite what I need , what I need is confidence because at the moment, it isn’t quite there. I envy Bea Valentine. Part of me wishes that I was you and it sucks. This didn’t come out of nowhere, in fact, we sort of switched around, I remember when you envied me and look where we are now. When I look at you Valentine, I see the life that I could have lived, if I had actually tried then maybe I’ll be at the same stage that you are at now but I guess that it’s too late for any of that. But it’s okay because that is what THIS is for. For me to take what’s mine. We started at the same time and that means that we should technically be at the same points of our career here in EAW and I KNOW THAT but I’ve slacked. I’ve gotten behind and now could be my chance to win this more than anything, I want to be in the spotlight, it’s something that I’ve thought about for awhile and you know, I wasn’t even going to post a video for that one Sally match, I wasn’t going to try but then I realized how fake you all are and now I HAVE to go out there and do this. Now I have to actually try to win this. This whole match is littered with wrestlers who hide behind a persona just to get what they want.

Then it just clicked.


When it comes to you, Bea Valentine, wrestling isn’t about talent, it’s more of a popularity contest that’s why you’re at where you are right now. You used the influence of others to get to your very spot and I don’t judge you because if I wanted to be successful, I'd do the exact same thing. I want to congratulate you for coming up with something new but ever since then, it’s just been the same damn thing, the same damn act that anyone can just copy and paste. “ 🤪 Hey Cornelius, I’m Bea Valentine [ insert random British word here ]. Gloria is my [ insert random British word here ] 🤖 ”. It’s great, at least you’re having fun right? You preach the same bullshit and act as if we care about the whole thing but it just repeats like some shitty sitcom. You wanna talk about narratives? Sure, let’s talk about one important narrative. I hate how you view yourself as the greatest being of all time just because you’ve gotten the EAW Specialists Championship but you act as if you rightfully took that away from Milli. That’s not how it happened, that’s currently not how I recall it. I remember that I had Delilah beat and you stole it from me and now you think you’re above all. You’re not, the only reason why you’re on such a high horse is because EAW is shoving the Valentine special down our throats week in and week out because you’re the flavor of the month but that’s all that you will be because I’m going to take that thing off you, like I should. You act as if the hate is unreasonable but you’ve equally had it out for me since day one, ever since I visited your brand and they gave you that free win.

I don’t fall victim to you, I fall victim to the Bea Valentine support program which is run by creative.

You’re mentally unwell, I can tell through your lackluster promos and your delusion when it comes to your matches being considered “good”, it’s not even watchable, that’s why people don’t watch the show, that’s why Voltage didn’t win at Territorial Invasion. Looking at you right now, I’m feeling nothing but disappointment because I was right, you claimed that I was the only thing holding you back, I was the last hurdle in your way before you could cross that finish line but it was yourself, you couldn’t win that title BEING yourself. You had to change and you can go on whatever bullshit excuse that you can, you could say that this is the real you, this was the Bea Valentine that was hidden but the fact is, that the Valentine character was getting stale and that will soon be the case with this Valentine too. I’m not too keen on sticking in the past but since your fake ass started cosplaying as the Regina George copy and paste version of yourself, we can do that.

Every time I see your face, it’s not the case of “Oh my goddd, I’m going to get my ass beat by Bea Valentine”, every time I see your face, it reminds me of how your father’s pull out game was weak. I love how we immediately dive into Michael’s whole thing but I’m ready for it because you’re not the only female with his name in your mouth, you certainly won’t be the last. I’ll like to take the time to apologize, I’m sorry I’m not more like Michael or more like the women I surround myself with. I'm sorry that I don’t just lean on him and let him tell creative to put a good word in for me. I don’t do that because I want to win things fairly. I want this championship more than anything in the world but I’m not going to cheat in order to get it because that will mean that I’m no better than you and we all know that, that is not true. You’ve got this confidence oozing because you surround yourself with yes men, people who will praise your work, no matter how much dirty business you go through. You also seem to lean on people who are well renowned here, so you can have your name on the news some more. They only praise your name because other people do it and they’re followers, you suck up to them because it’s the only thing you know how to do, I’m sorry I’m not like the wrestlers that you look up to. I wouldn’t call it personal competition when I never had a chance to begin with because it was always Rory Slate Vs. The World. You’re trying to break me down simply because I won’t quit, simply because I’ll chase you down until I get what is MINE. I’m not even sure whether I can even call you the EAW Specialists Champion because-…sure, you might be holding that title but that’s all it is, a title, some piece of gold plastered right onto leather. You want to know who was a Specialists Champion? Milli, as soon as she got it, she made it mean something whereas you just turned it into some kind of joke. Your run will NOT be remembered, it will not be acknowledged, it will be known as “The reign that came after Milli’s.” and “The reign that came before someone else’s”, it’s a placeholder for somebody else to take control. You think I get the easy way into all of this? It’s not my fault that this is how EAW works, if you can’t get used to it, then shut your mouth and stop bitching about it all because that isn’t going to do shit. You want me to stop? You’re going to have to get rid of me and so far, you’ve failed, you shoot L’s at me, incredibly “original” but then I remember that this is Bea Valentine we’re talking about, nothing of hers ever really is original or organic. Every time we face off with each other, I don’t receive L’s, I receive headaches because I keep wondering to myself how a B+ player like you actually managed to make it this far. I immediately thought of you sleeping with the higher ups but I realized that it couldn’t be the problem this time, it worked in the past for you but you’ve changed…right?

I’m glad that you managed to figure out who you really were, instead of acting as if you’re Ashlynn Quinn’s long lost sister. You’ve got huge shoes to fill after Banks left them at your house, when she was champion, the waters were filled with more sharks than they are today which isn’t your fault that nobody wants to take you on. The fabulous shoes were right in your disposal but you replaced them with Sally’s good ole clown shoes and now you’re wearing them with pride, got to love your confidence. If this was truly the Bea Valentine that was hidden under all of the makeup, if she had come out sooner, then maybe we’ll be seeing a better chamber match but I don’t make the rules. It’s funny how you say that we should “always be yourself” but here you are doing the complete opposite of that. I’m sure you think this whole thing is best for business.

I’ll tell you what’s best for business, if Bea Valentine didn’t wake up one morning, that would be BEST FOR BUSINESS.

Why? Because not only will this whole crappy thing end, we’ll have a new champion. Wake up Bea, the world has had their taste test, they chewed it up and they spat it out because it was getting sour and it was most likely expired and overrated. So let’s talk about this whole thing again, I’m the one who is given opportunities and failing at the goalpost? I’M the one? EAW gives you a live microphone, almost every Sunday just so they can have their ratings drop, just so you could put the audience into a deep trance and make them fall asleep. I never had a chance at succeeding, I wasn’t even meant to be in this matchup, I just happened to win. Everytime you say I’ve been given this and I’ve been given that, I’m not the one to blame. I simply get matches and the dork who I face gets beaten. The 24/7 Battle Royal? I had to compete in a Triple Threat in order to secure my way in. How did Ms. Extreme vs Rory Slate occur? I wasn’t gifted shit, I went on my own and I slapped the taste out of her mouth. Unique Opportunity? I was owed it after putting up such a fight against Camille. House of Glass? Came from that Opportunity. This match specifically? I rightfully beat the bricks out of someone else, not to mention the fact that I was close to pinning Delilah but you stole it. That’s why I attacked you, again, I went out of my way to do something. So when you say that I’ve been giving this and that, it’s bullshit because half of the time, I’m expected to stay still and in my little box and not break out but I’m not like you brats. You feel as if that since I’ve already lost countless of these matches, that I shouldn’t be facing you.

Maybe, I don’t deserve this title shot.

Maybe, I’m at the back of the line.

Since the L’s are racking up: maybe, I’m a loser.

And maybe, since these words are coming from such a waste of sperm like yourself, they probably don’t matter and I’ll just put you down like a dog, take your title and leave you as an afterthought. You’re still trying to whip out the sympathy card out of my expense so I’ll give you what you want, Phoebe Valentine, I respect you. I respect the fact that you were willing to lose your insanity in order to get your hands on that championship. I respect the fact that you don’t touch grass and you sit on your ass, all day, every day whilst clutching onto Gloria for dear life. I respect the fact that no matter how many times that you seem to bore the crowd, you still keep going despite their yawns. I respect the fact that you’ve gotten a hold of your title despite you not being any good at doing anything that you do. I respect the fact that you hold yourself so high, even when you’re truly nothing. I respect the fact that you mean nothing to the business but you’ve managed to do SO MUCH in this company to the point that if you disappeared then about five people will care. Is that what you want, is that what’s going to sway your opinion? Do I deserve all of this now? Whilst I let your empty head think about that, I want you to remember who you really are, whether it’s that British fraud or the mean girl prototype, I want you to dig deep and try to figure out what your main goal is because you’ve got five other hungry competitors who quite literally want this more than you do. Make a choice but remember that real prevails over fake and if you need help figuring that out, I’ll be right here to beat it into you.

There’s two versions of you and only one version of me, that’s all I need to whoop your ass. Bea Valentine is a character that you see on TV, Rory Slate is all real, what you see is what you get.


I’m not going to speak much about you because heading into this bout, you talked a lot of shit only for you to underdeliver when it came to your job. Maybe Bea is right about one thing, you are aura less. I don’t even know what to say about you, you’re honestly just there as a supporting cast, nothing new and nothing to talk about. If I remember correctly, you got beaten by KASAI? I wouldn’t know, I didn’t watch that snooze fest but at least you’re here now. I’m guessing that you’ll most likely be one of the first people out and it’s not your fault, it happens to the “worst” of us. Here you are speaking crap like you copy and pasted that thing off of ChatGPT; if you think that I’m falling for this then you must think I’m stupid. If you think that anybody is afraid of you then you have another thing coming, you’re a joke to me, a bigger joke than Sally and soon you’ll acknowledge that. Good luck with whatever the fuck your mission is for this one because you won’t last long. Teaming up with KASAI really made the whole generic Main Character Syndrome thing run off on ya because here you are acting as if you’re the final boss of it all but almost nobody will remember your name in a couple of weeks. But let’s move onto your former partner. . .


Oh-….it’s you. Every time I hear your name, I get reminded of a Disney Princess, why? Because of the fact that there’s one thing in common when it comes to you and that topic, you both think that the world revolves around you. You think that shit should just be handed to you, like you’re the one above all but you’re not. I look at you KASAI with a smirk on my face, you’re the type of person who thinks they know it all but they don’t know jack, instead of keeping their mouth shut, they just blurt out whatever unreasonable thought that they have just to get clicks. I understand that you’re a 4th Generation wrestler, that’s great, the one thing that I dislike is the fact that you think I say words. . .just to say them? That’s not the case, over my time in EAW, I’ve been known as a talker because I mostly. . .well- talk. Most people take it the wrong way because it’s mostly just things that they don’t want to hear, others get excited, Korey is a good example of this.

The reason why I say the things that I say is because I mean them and it’s because people are too afraid to either replicate my actions or preach the same “music” that I do, for those very people, you could say that I do it for them or you could just say that I consider them to be pussies but the point is, out of all the people in this mess of a match, I can tolerate you. I wouldn’t mind if you were the one walking out of this with the championship on your shoulder, anything but Bea Valentine retaining. When it comes to you, you manage to make Kimura look so much worse than she actually is, it’s not that hard to do but considering the fact that these two were a tag team, it’s kind of impressive.

When I’m laying in bed with Michael, the only thing I do is sleep-…well and probably some other things, thanks for asking. The thing about us, is the fact that we don’t get into each other’s business unless we really have to and we stay in your lane when it comes to this type of path. Do I envy my boyfriend? Not at all, the only envy that I’ve felt towards another human being is the one who’s currently naming an object. I’ve got more than one mission and I feel as if it gets difficult as it goes along, I have to last long, hopefully make it to the top three or maybe in the last two. I ultimately want to win it for me.

What I am is a fighter. #RORYFAIL, oooh, good one, not sure I’ve heard that one before but it still sounds as stupid as the others. I don’t need the hype from others, didn’t need it when I got here and I still don’t. I have lasted this long, through my instincts, something tells me that if I hadn’t, had made up my mind when it came to Camille then I wouldn’t be here. Glory awaits for you at the end of the tale but the tale hasn’t even reached its climax yet. You want to win this thing, it’s completely understandable, everybody wants to win this. HOWEVER, if there’s anybody who deserves a TRUE shot at this title, it would be moi. I’m not going to make fun of you because there’s no need to, you’re just here, wanting to wrestle. I can get behind that, do whatever you wish, I see where you’re coming from. You want to win because you sacrifice everything for this business, whether that’s your body or your public image, you succeed time and time again and you reap the rewards, good for you. But I feel as if I deserve at least one fair crack at that championship, every bout that I’ve had against Valentine, hasn’t exactly been fair. But you know what, you’re the only person who’s going to get this from me. Good luck, Kasai. You’re going to need it and you deserve it. Let’s move on to


When it comes to you, I knew you were going to talk big but I can only hope that you take this well. When I first saw you, I thought that you were Veena Adams but then I remembered that you were her personal bitch for a while. I think it’s funny how we talk about saving graces, you think that my saving grace is Machina whereas your saving grace is a bimbo that you happened to share the ring with. You ride Bea so much till her figurative cock is sore and speaking of sore, I’m guessing that’s exactly how your throat feels every time you choke on Veena’s too. You don’t get extra points for doing this, you don’t get paid a significant amount for doing this. You for one, have no reason to be talking because it’s coming out of your ass, it isn’t a fa if chance of fighting here when you say the words “Bea and I”, it means that you’re useless without just yourself, you need an army to back you up which you’re familiar with- “cough, cough” Veena. Talentless, she says, a loser, she says: almost as if you’re looking into a mirror. When you surround yourself with people who are better than you, it really makes you seem twice as bad than you already are. You and Nikki can learn from each other’s mistakes. You call me a loser, Ooh, I’m shooketh. Think of something better and then maybe you’d give me something to worry about.


Pfft, I don’t care.

Point is, Bea, I’m taking your title, yes- not Gloria…TITLE. Please be normal for once in your extremely unusual life. It’s environments like these, where I thrive and this time, my goal is set and I’m not moving away from it. I’ve got my target set and I’m going to make sure that when I shoot, I don’t miss. I’m going to pass the finish line and I’m going to secure victory for myself. Even if I don’t win, I know for a fact that will be able to cause the most pain on you that I can possibly inflict in that structure. I’m going to make you meet the eyes of God. I might even choke you out with my bare hands. If I win, congrats to me, guess I can finally call myself a true champion and I’ll make sure that I am a better champion than you could ever be. If I lose, I’ll be satisfied if I left a piece of you in the ring that night, whether it’s your blood, your skin or your soul. There will be no black and white, this will all be LIVE in Living Color, that’s not just any statement, it’s a fact.

We ain’t calling it #RoryRedemption, if you think I’m so easy to put down, I want to see you try. You can try and throw me to the wolves but I’ll just come back leading the pack. You try to push me down again Bea, I’ll get back up and spit right at ya and beckon for some more.

BITW. I’m not here to play any games; I’m here to CHANGE THE GAME.


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