MATCH PROMO 🕸️ "What self-respecting woman would willingly give herself to Jake Smith?" 🕷️ Grand Rampage 02

Caroline

The Queen of Shadows
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.⋆。۰꒷꒦⏝꒷꒦.⏝꒷۰ ╌──═✞♱🪦𖤍☠☾♱✞═──╌ ۰꒷꒦⏝꒷꒦.⏝꒷۰。⋆.

🥀As Grand Rampage draws closer, the anticipation grows. Tick tock, tick tock. In a mere 24 hours or so, we will officially be on the road to Pain for Pride. But first things first. This Inferno Match must take place, and truthfully, at the moment, I find myself rather numb. I, for one, am not surprised by this because it was clear that JUST Bethany and Adam Cockburn would enter this week with the proverbial chip on their shoulders. JUST Bethany has been treading water all season long, just looking for the right opportunity to reestablish herself, and her bleeding heart husband… well, that’s another thing altogether. I could sit here and I could ponder the things that must be going through his little head right now, but why would I want to put myself through that sort of torture? Adam has proven to be a rather interesting adversary but not in the way one would think. At this particular moment, I’m still struggling to take anything he has to say seriously. When the former Answers World Champion (and a forgettable one at that considering Devolution ruled the roost during his entire reign) went as far as to apologize to the EAW Universe for what he believes himself to be capable of doing to Solomon and myself, I knew that this match would nothing if not routine. Such a simpleton, that one is, but not entirely surprising. When you devote your pathetic life to one of humanity’s worst, you’re clearly lacking something upstairs. JUST Bethany is vile and capable of doing some truly inhumane things but Solomon and I are supposed to believe that it is Adam we should be concerned about? I could not be anymore bored by the words he speaks. Has there ever been a more dull individual than he? I do not feel the need to even try and entertain his ‘threats’, as well as the rest of his words because they simply do not matter. Adam Lucas is a puppet, being pulled by the strings by the very one he sleeps beside, and that makes him simply not worth my time. To be brutally frank, most people are not, but I did think that there would be something of substance said to me this week that I could latch onto. I suppose that is what I get for having any type of expectations at all. I was merely setting myself up to walk into this match, do what needs to be done, and go about my business. Pain for Pride is on the horizon and even an Elitist like me knows what that means. There is no time to rest on my laurels or do more than what is necessary. JUST Bethany and Adam Cockburn shall burn as they deserve too and I will turn my attention towards the end of the season. I have done a decent job of bouncing back this season, even if parts of it have left a lot to be desired, and I would certainly like to finish strong.

And get my first win at the mecca of all Marquee Live Events.

JUST Bethany, you were the cause of my first Pain for Pride loss, but I was a mere rookie. I was eager to show up to work and please, and the attention and knowledge you gave to me was flattering. I thought I was special and had unlimited potential considering you were a future world champion, the reigning Empress of Elite, and I soaked up my time spent with you like a sponge. I was willing to learn and to grow, but like a lot of naive individuals, I fell victim to manipulation and gaslighting. I was subjected to physical and mental abuse, and unfortunately for me, I thought everything that happened between us was my fault. I tried to apologize. I tried to make things right. What a fucking fool I was back then, thinking that I had actually done something wrong. My thoughts and my emotions were a burden to you, and that truly makes you the worst type of person. You used me to cater to your own ego and to show the world part of what you were capable of, and I allowed it to happen. I allowed you to make an example out of me like Kassidy Heart made an example out of you en route to her history making King of Elite win and subsequent Answers World Championship run. Do unto others as the old saying goes, and just like I said to Adam the other day, I have absolutely NO regrets for having orchestrated your crucifixion a few weeks ago. Comeuppance is something that has been waiting for you at my hands for a while and surely you never expected for me to just go away quietly, did you? I have never really been intimidated by you JUST Bethany, not even as the old Caroline. Starstruck, perhaps, but intimidated? No. You are capable of doing more harm than good, but as you now know, so am I. The multitude of atrocities that have been committed against me throughout my short tenure here in the land of Elite have made all but immune to the quote ‘worst’ that someone else can do. Having gone through them, I have also learned a few things myself. Even now, I still do not believe that you are taking the challenge that I pose to you very seriously. The warped frame of mind that you have been in since losing the Universal Women’s Championship has clouded your judgment even more than usual. It is a slippery slope you are attempting to navigate at the moment, and I’m not even sure that you wish to be fighting alongside your precious husband at all. Somewhere in that fucked up brain of yours, you likely think that Adam needs you a hell of a lot more than you need him.

I actually find that very interesting.

I’m sure that poor sap believes things are sunshine and roses with the two of you, and he also truly believes he needs to step in and defend your honor. He’s so fucking blind to the fact you lost any and all honor ages ago, but he’s not ready for that conversation yet. You are, however, because you know there’s truth behind the words I speak. Your ego knows no bounds JUST Bethany, and whilst I won’t speak for Solomon, I did not target Adam to get to you. Adam Cockburn is a menace, and the majority of Showdown would agree with me. The things he said to me during Reasonable Doubt a few weeks ago stuck out and were never going to go unanswered. It was merely a matter of time before I turned my attention to him, and got what I needed from him. Believe it or not, not everything is about you. No one but yourself and your lack of talent is holding you back from getting another world championship shot. As I laid out in my first video of the week, you haven’t really done yourself any favors on Voltage this season and have continued to be upstage by everyone else fighting for their place at the top of the pecking order. I do find it funny that you have made it your mission to prove to all that you have not yet peaked, but you most certainly aren’t the same Elitist that you used to be. Kassidy Heart didn’t just take the Universal Women’s Championship from you. She took a piece of your sanity along with her, despite your best efforts to paint her as the unstable one out of the two of you. You FAILED to stop her, just like you failed to stop Andrea Valentine all those times you faced her, and just like you will continue to fail when matched up against those who are considered to be the all-time greats. Cameron Ella Ava is another example of an all-time great, and while you were able to defeat her this season, it’s been Cameron who’s had multiple world championship shots and is showing out this week when it comes to Grand Rampage. Knowing you as well as I do, I know that doesn’t sit well with you, and you believe that coming to Adam’s aid is yet another setback for you. Is he now becoming your burden just like I was? Are you going to eventually turn on him too? When one or both of you end up burned alive at Grand Rampage will we see you finally snap and take your own incompetence out on him? After all, out of the two of you, it was Adam who had the more memorable championship reign, as sad as that is considering he was mostly overshadowed by Devolution, but at least he can claim he successfully defended inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber. You weren’t even good enough to be placed in Voltage’s. Captain Charisma opted to go the unconventional route and put the second-coming of Kai Zolomon in there as opposed to you, thinking even Mr. Wrestling was more worthy of a world championship shot than you. You had to settle for some forgettable match against Harper Lee, who now finds herself up against Hikari Kanno (a woman who can’t be fucked to uphold these damn contractual obligations to promote matches from time to time), and there’s some type of title shot on the line for them.

With Pain for Pride a mere two events away, that has to leave you feeling unsettled. That has to leave you feeling angry. You said yourself that you would much rather be in Grand Rampage than facing Solomon and myself this weekend. You do realize that no one asked you to come to Adam’s aid, right? As much as you claim you believe in him and feel he is capable of handling himself (because he ‘carried’ me during Reasonable Doubt despite falling short, hmmm), you simply could not help yourself, could you? You HAD to get involved because deep down, you know as well as I do that your odds of actually winning Grand Rampage are slim. No one would bet on JUST Bethany to win that match, and at least this way, you have a chance to get yourself a victory in a match where all odds aren’t stacked against you. I know the type of person you are, JUST Bethany, so don’t make the assumption that you have me fooled. I learned long ago the type of games that you play, and I’m not fussed that we find ourselves across from one another again. It was inevitable that our paths would cross, as I already said, and why not now? I am more powerful and more capable than ever before, and you are not ready for that. You are not seeing the competitor that I am, and frankly, I am not surprised. You wish for everyone to see you as the world class athlete you wish to be, but in turn, you do not acknowledge others. In order to get respect, do you not have to give it? Frankly, such trivial things do not matter to me, but they consume you, and have brought you to where you are now. You are not in a good place, at the moment, and it will not get any easier for you. I will make sure to show you that at Grand Rampage. You can disregard me and view this match as something beneath you, but ultimately, when all goes up in smoke, what is next for you? Where do you go from here? What does the future hold for the woman who is not content to settle for anything less than a world championship? Perhaps burning in Hell is a fitting end for you, though you claim to have already been there. Yes, you have felt the flames kiss your skin before, but not to the extent that you deserve. You deserve to be consumed by them, JUST Bethany, and to have nothing left of you but fragments and ash. Trust me, I have no qualms about going that far, and I doubt Solomon does either. You reap what you sow, JUST Bethany, and right now, I can’t think of a better ending for you.

As for Adam?

Ugh.

Why even bother addressing you at this point? It serves absolutely no purpose for me to engage in some desolate back and forth with you. I buried you pretty well in my first video this week and established my feelings heading into this Inferno Match. Neither member of the Cockburn household presents an active threat to me, and regardless of what happens at Grand Rampage, I’m going to continue towards my goals. You can threaten me, and you can threaten Solomon, and I’m not going to speak for him, but I can promise you that your words are still falling on deaf ears. You’re not going to burn me alive or end my time here in EAW, and you certainly aren’t going to make me regret anything I have done up until this point. JUST Bethany deserved what she got from me, and quite frankly, if the opportunity presents itself, I will be more than happy to dish out more, to both of you actually. There’s not much that a person can say or do to me that is going to make me rethink my approach to anything. I’m battle tested and I’m tired, and I want to see things erupt into absolute chaos. For far too long we have been subjected to the same dull scenes. I want to see the people that we are surrounded by suffer and regret their decisions to become professional wrestlers. There is no low I won’t go to in order to inflict my own brand of misery upon all of you, and that is not a threat, Adam. For I am not you. I do not make baseless claims that I can not follow through on. My words have merit and they will be followed up on, one way or another. This is why I know that no matter what you try to do to me, I will not falter, nor will I perish. My future in this company is paved in gold, and I will make sure to get exactly what I want. If these words do not register to you right now, I can promise you that after Grand Rampage is done, you will understand who the ‘Queen of Shadows’ is. I would have thought it would be a little more clear to you after outclassing you at Reasonable Doubt, but alas. You have never been one known for your intelligence. That has never been more apparent than this week when it comes to how you’ve handled this entire situation. To be bailed out by your wife was pathetic, but then to act like you were actually capable of defending her honor is another issue entirely :mjlol:.

You are a very sorry individual, Adam. Truly.

There is more I could say at this moment, but what would be the point? What purpose would it serve? People like JUST Bethany and Adam Cockburn do not like to listen to reason. They do not believe anyone’s personal agenda is more relevant than their own. They like to get wrapped up in their own drama and damn the rest of us, because ultimately, if we aren’t there to be a stepping stone or perhaps just a simple fork in the road, we may as well not exist at all. JUST Bethany, especially, is the type of Elitist who believes herself to be at the top of the food chain despite her well documented struggles and her own sob story she loves to continue reminding us about. Adam is a blind fool, content to follow along, and pander to the fans who matter even less than the majority of my fellow Elitists. In every single fucking lifetime, these two fucks would find one another, because I don’t think there is anyone else at all who could put up with either one of them. While I don’t know Adam’s dating history (though it seems like he was a bit of a virgin before JUST Bethany), we all were privy to JUST Bethany’s stumbles when it came to the dating scene. What self-respecting woman would willingly give herself to Jake Smith? Could simply not be me, though at least that part of my virtue remains intact. Not even I hate myself enough to spread my legs for such a disgusting waste of flesh like Jake Smith, and more often than not, I actually despise the fact that I am not dead. That right there pretty much sums up how I feel about JUST Bethany, and my opinion of Adam is not any better. After listening to both of them this week, and being reminded about the utter disdain I feel for people who talk just for the sake of it, I am pretty much over it. Some people just enjoy the sound of their own wretched voice, and unfortunately I had to deal with two of them this week. If I never hear either of them speak again, it would be far too soon, but I know that simply isn’t possible considering we’re bound to continue running into one another. The life of an Elitist is full of the most crippling sacrifices :wow:. At the very least, I take a bit of solace in the fact the week is done, more or less. All that is left is for Grand Rampage to begin and for the JUST Bethany and Adam Cockburn to go down in flames.🥀
 

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