Kassidy Heart
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. a kassidy ashlynn brighton adams promo .
. ā...this will be yet another win for the jaded hearts, and something for harper lee to finally hang her hat on.ā .
I get that peons such as you have to rely on greats like me to hand deliver you notoriety, Kelton, but do not take it as flattery or even obsession over the fact that I have mentioned you in the past. In order to become as fucking great as I am, I have to study. I have to watch. I have to do my homework and actually keep up with shit, even if it does not pertain to me at the present. That is what separates someone who is good from someone who is great. My eyes and my ears are EVERYWHERE, and they always will be, and I have literally explained before why I have always kept an especially interested eye on Showdown. It was only a few years ago that Hurricane Hawk was disrespecting Impact and myself, by purposely leaving us out of matches that we had every right to be in such as the main event of Territorial Invasion. With Impact being the Answers World Champion at the time and me just being the greatest fucking thing to ever grace this company, it should have been a given that the two of us, along with whatever other fuck wanted to ride our coattails, should have represented Showdown that year at TI. But instead of making the obvious decision, Hawk gave Xander Payne, Jake Smith, and Adam Lucas the chance to try and bring Showdown its first ever victory at that event, and I donāt think I need to explain to you what happened on that night. It was fucking humiliating watching three people who had no business being in that match crash and burn, and at the end of the night, Impact and I decided to take matters into our own hands. We decided to rid our brand of a dumbass general manager, and low and behold, that is exactly what we did. It was the two of us that allowed Kennedy Street to have her job, which she tried to forget at the very beginning of the season and had to learn the hard way not to ever fucking disrespect me ever again, and obviously, whether I was on Showdown or not, I was going to make sure my hard work wasnāt in vain.
Turns out, it was, considering Kennedy didnāt have the first fucking clue on how to run a brand and put the likes of Devolution at the very top of the card. She turned the brand I busted my ass for into a literal joke, and if you need proof of that, then maybe you need to go back through the archives and search through all the videos uploaded by various Elitists that literally shit on Showdown for allowing someone like you to actually be a main eventer in the first place. Even the GMs and Commissioner of the other two brands sat back and scratched their heads, wondering how the fuck Showdown fell so far down the ranks, and thatās pretty fucking pathetic all things considered. I mean Voltage is nothing more than a glorified backyard wrestling brand, and even they were making fun of how shit Showdown was when people like YOU were main eventing. I know you wanna tout your position as a feather in your proverbial cap, but if you were to go to any other brand but Showdown, youād be in the middle of the pack, where you fucking belong, and there wouldnāt be any dumbass story to write about you. People like me wouldnāt have to waste our breath on you because you would be where you belong, and not pretending to be someone whoās actually worth a damn to this company. You can spin your loss at The Last Stand whichever way you want, but at the end of the day you still LOST. You still failed to once again back up your words, and you still failed to make me take you seriously. If you wanna walk away with a moral victory, and claim that in Elysiumās second match as a team or whatever, you two showed up and showed out, then be my guest. A moral victory doesnāt put OUR tag team titles around your waists, and it never fucking will. So you can continue on your path of being so close, yet so far, and Iāll continue to do great things and make history. The fact of the matter is, you canāt fuck with me. Jon Kelton will never stack up to Kassidy Heart.
Thatās all there is to it.
The more you entertain victory, the more youāll continue to set yourself up for failure. If anyone should know better, itās you, Kelton, but if you wanna continue to live in your world of delusion, Iām not going to stop you. Where you think you are, and where you actually are, are two completely different things, and my stance on you struggling to be a perennial main eventer is not ever going to change. Until you have that win, until you have the means to actually back up what you say, and until you actually fucking prove you are everything you claim to be, you arenāt shit to me. So keep bragging about being a big deal on Showdown. I will continue to actually be a big deal in EAW. Talk about how your match against Bronson was a Match of the Year contender. Should Bronson actually end up with a Match of the Year trophy this season, it most certainly wonāt be because of his match against you. I would bet the lives of my children on that. Keep pushing the narrative that you are the heart and soul of Showdown. I will continue to be the fucking face of an entire industry. I would much rather be Kassidy Heart, the greatest to ever live, Hall of Famer, and everything else that comes along with my name, than someone who will never be able to take that next step. There is no comparison when it comes to the two of us. We donāt walk the same path. Hell, we donāt even live in the same universe. You're welcome to continue trying to leave an impression on me thatās anything other than negative, but I will go ahead and tell you that whatever else you wanna say to me and towards me is gunna fall on deaf ears. You are going to lose on Showdown, just like you will lose at Road to Redemption. You know, if there is anything we can all take away from the fact you like reminding us about all the Marquee Live Events youāve headlined itās the fact that whoever you face in said main event is guaranteed to walk away with a victory :wow.
As for you, Bronson, what Iām not gunna do is be like Kelton and address just one member of a tag team despite saying Iām going to address you both together . Iām not sure how speaking just to me and questioning just me correlates to Sienna Jade as well, but Kelton has never once been mistaken as the brightest crayon in the box. All bullshit aside, you could have picked someone better than Jon Kelton to help you chase that elusive Grand Slam, maybe even Milli, considering there would be Triple Crown implications for her, but thatās on you, and when you continue to rely on Kelton to help you achieve part of your goals, itās also going to be on you when none of that comes to fruition. I am the last person who will ever criticize someone from deviating from their original plan and chasing something else, because letās just keep it real. You have a better chance at winning the Extreme Elimination Chamber than you do at ending the Jaded Heartsā historic fourth championship reign. I donāt like your odds to win the chamber, believe me, but at least thatās a little more realistic for you at this point as opposed to coming at me a second time. I do think itās kewt you and Kelton wanna bring forth the same narrative about your loss back at The Last Stand. You guys just didnāt have enough experience together! Funny how during the build-up to that match all you wanted to say was that you didnāt need experience in order to beat the greatest tag team of all time. Your bullshit didnāt age well, and Iām not the type of person that lets people get away with that. You believed totally and completely that Elysium was above the norm. You thought the chemistry you had was enough and that your will to win would carry you through all obstacles. Both of you had to do the walk of shame out of The Last Stand, with all that rotten cum on your faces. I love it, because I told you so. I told Kelton so. I told the whole fucking world it was pointless to bet on two people who are known for coming up short when it matters the most. So with all this in mind, Iām still struggling to find a reason to assume that things are going to be different on Saturday night. The only thing that changes is the fact Harper and Milli are involved as well, but Iāve made my thoughts on Milli clear, and I donāt think Harper would ever be stupid enough to make an enemy out of someone sheās never been able to defeat before. No amount of self-belief is going to influence the outcome of Showdown, and itās pretty fucking pathetic that Iām having to tell you this, again, considering our history.
And that history is something you are determined to ignore, and for that I am going to give you props. At least you arenāt trying to rewrite it like some people would. However, what you see as me clinging on too, is actually just something that is a fact. I can not and will not change my mind on you until you actually step the fuck up and get the job done against me. You can act like you wouldnāt want my career, but I have to call bullshit on that. You can be your own man, while being envious of what other people have, regardless if some things arenāt in the cards for you to potentially hold. As proud and as self-righteous as I am, do you think there arenāt days when I look at what Methuselah has done and think about what I can do better? My entire fucking purpose for still putting myself through Hell and forcing myself to listen to idiots like you is so that I can eclipse Methuselah. So I can become even better than Impact. So that my name means more than Jamie OāHaraās ever could. I will not rest until that is done, because that is the type of fucking competitor I am. Iām my own woman, but Iāll be damned if the label of āgreatest of all-timeā isnāt attached to my name when all is said and done. Nothing Iāve done will ever be enough, because I will NEVER be the type of bitch to who ever fucking settles. Thatās the difference between the two of us. I look at everyone in EAW, regardless of rank and time served, and I see someone I must destroy. I donāt care who you are. You step in the ring against me and I will prove myself to be better than you. This is why I am the winningest Elitist of the last six years and why I have set a standard that will never be duplicated. Even those who come into this company hot, ultimately end up falling off, but not me. I have never stopped. I have never quit. I have never really taken a break. I have continued to stand front and center, and hold the rest of you down without really breaking a sweat, and thatās because I donāt want anyone else to eat at my table.
The biggest thing I have going for me is that Iām selfish, Bronson, and I wear that adjective proudly. The day I allow someone else to take even a bite from the meal I have created for myself, is the day the kingdom comes tumbling down. Do not think, not even for a second, that I will see the house that Gawd built fall down while Iām on guard. This businessā¦ this company is my fucking livelihood and I think you know just how seriously I take my job. Itās personal for me, and that is why even now, even after all I have done, I carry a chip on my shoulder and I want more. Itās why I continue looking down at people like you and your crew, knowing without a shadow of a doubt that none of you will ever be able to do what I do, and do it so fucking good at that. Chasing the accomplishments of others doesnāt mean you live in a shadow, Bronson, not if youāre good enough to knock them right out of their spot. But hey, what do I know? Iām not going to pretend to know how the other half think, because Iām tired of people expecting me to dumb myself down in order to keep things ācompetitiveā. Now, despite me embracing the fact Iām selfish as hell, as far as both members of Elysium assuming Harper Lee wonāt play nice with the Jaded Hearts, if that is truly the case, then thatās on her. You donāt have to worry about me working with people I donāt like in order to capture a win. I have proven so many times in the past that Iām fucking good as long as my partner wants the same thing as me. Iāve teamed alongside TLA, Serena Bennett, Darcy May Morgan, Myles, and Limmy Mona_han in the past and thereās not a single person on that list that I walked into the match with actually liking. Funnily enough, the only person I ended up respecting from a forced tag team match is Darcy and we ended up losing to Lethal Consequences and Sierra Bradford way back when, during my first run on Dynasty. But if I have said it once, I will say it again. I would sell my soul to the devil himself if it meant that once again I left a match with my hand raised. I donāt care how much I despise a person. I want to win, and guess what? Thatās all Iāve ever done in my career.
I win.
Let that resonate for a moment.
All Iāve ever done is win, despite all the tired shit people wanna throw at me. Funny how Iām criticized for the words I speak, when itās the opposite that doesnāt give me a fucking thing to work with. I continue to set the standard. If I were truly tenth fiddle on Showdown, then you wouldnāt have uploaded a video with a desperation title in hopes of drawing my ire, Milli, nor would have even bothered to try and imitate me in an attempt to piss me off, lol. Imagine thinking that you have the ability to get under my skin because youāre riding a hot streak and assuming Iāve somehow become middle of the pack. Iām not Jon Kelton. Donāt confuse the two of us. My influence continues to push bitches like you into doing and saying stupid things (case in point, your own video this week and kewt little graphic that is literally not as good as mine), that quite frankly, no one is really buying. Maybe I havenāt had to step my game up this season because no one has actually forced me to raise my level. Let that shit sink in for a moment. This match isnāt going to be what makes Kassidy Heart finally snap and start going crazy on people. None of you have shown yourself to be worth that type of energy. I also canāt say I give one iota of a fuck about your opinion on my video style. Maybe if you dumbasses were creative enough to think outside the box, I would do the same, but six years in and this shit becomes redundant. Donāt really consider myself to be a hypocrite, considering I could use my connections, but donāt. I talk about my marriage because if anyone is going to start the conversation it may as well as be me, because history dictates it will become a talking point one way or another. People canāt help themselves because you certainly canāt run down my list of achievements and talk your shit, nor do I really care one way or another what someone like you thinks of my schedule. Call me crazy, but youāre not booked every week, are you? Your victories this season have more asterisks to them than mine do, but Iām sure thatās because you are just tearing it up inside the ring on a daily basis! Iām not about to go back and look at every single Showdown card that has been put forth this season, because it doesnāt matter to me who is booked when, and why. I canāt compete if Iām not scheduled for a match, and hereās a fun fact for you. I have a regular contract, just like you do! Nothing is written in saying hey, Iām a part-timer. Maybe matches against me are THAT predictable to the point where itās a given Iām going to win so why force me to face some salty ass bitch that is just gunna cry after the fact because he/she/they/them got bUrIeD by the Almighty Kassidy. You can accuse me of pulling shit out of thin air, but Iāve been on the receiving end of quite a few angry rants from our so-called āesteemedā peers.
I have every right to say what I want, act how I want, and look down my nose at the rest of you. Considering you wasted your time, as well as mine, trying to come at me as me, I really do feel good about how Saturday is gunna go. Itās not like I ever looked at you and your teammates as someone worth breaking bread with, but I expected something a little more interesting. Instead I got the load of shit you uploaded, which was almost clever when TLA did it to Minerva years ago, but still kind of sad on his part when TLA really is known as one of the more creative talkers in this company. But stupid people do stupid things, and I guess youāre no exception! Then again, as I stated the other day, your lack of intelligence is pretty evident considering the company you keep. The fact you want a reaction out of me so bad that you mentioned Ryan Wilson as a top name on Showdown just shows how far apart the two of us are. I donāt have to reach for shit to say, or to try and be edgy. Do you think it matters to me what plebs actually think? When all of us walk away from this sport, there will be only one name that is said to be the greatest of all-time, and itās not going to be Milli Banks. Itās certainly not going to be Minerva, and your little Pain for Pride win over her isnāt even going to go down as one of the best Pain for Pride moments ever, either. You donāt have that massive win to your name; that career-defining victory that truly places you on the map. Pinning Hikari Kanno to have a win against Minerva is not the flex you want it to be, nor is the fact you beat New Eden in War Games. New Eden never should have been put back together in the first place, not to mention Joso is the one who took the wind out of their sails. War Games was full of fuckery and while sure, you gave Showdown its first ever win, so? And? No matter what you say, whether itās full of bravado or actually laced with uncertainty, it has no bearing on my feelings, nor does it make me think less of myself. If you wanna think you can beat anyone, then face Minerva one-on-one, assuming Drake King doesnāt wipe his ass with her for a second straight Marquee Live Event. Letās see how well you fare. Face me one-on-one. Thatās one victory I can promise you arenāt gunna get. Itās all fine and good to talk the talk, but you gotta back the shit up, and while youāve gotten results youāre proud of, I donāt look at you and quake with fear. I donāt see someone capable of usurping me, no matter what division Iām competing in, because I can promise you that there are more world titles for me to win and more bitches like you for me to put down.
This is why I will continue to stand alone; in a league of my own.
This is why no one will ever touch me, my legacy, and what I mean to EAW. I barely had to say anything and you changed your entire approach . My influenceā¦ ugh. I fucking love it. I also love the fact you thought you had your little āah-haā moment by talking about my two respective Universal Womenās Championship reigns in comparison to yours. If you wanna split hairs, that insecure cunt Camille Jane Ava eclipsed both of my title reigns considering she holds the record as the longest-reigning champion, but Iām not about to say that sheās a better champion than me. My first reign came to a premature halt because of a cash-in, and thatās not something you can argue with. I defeated Kendra Shamez to retain my championship, but I wasnāt able to go further thanks to Raven Roberts. It is what it is, and I didnāt bother crying over it. I continued building my legacy, one title at a time, and maybe Minerva did beat me clean as a whistle, but I already said I severely underestimated her. Not sure what else you want to hear from me in terms of that, but there is nothing more for me to say. When you hold a world title as long as I held the Answers World Championship, then maybe there will be a more interesting conversation to be had. As it stands right now, you believe you are the best in EAW today, and thatās very sweet. I never expected you to come out, bow at my feet, and hail me as the woman you wish to be. That being said, you also need to realize that there is still half a season left, and anything can happen. Considering British Invasion is the best EAW can offer at the moment, the Jaded Hearts are probably going to reign forever, but Iāve been a double champion before. I have always been able to split my focus and make sure whatever goals Iām pursuing get equal attention. I highly doubt EAW as a whole wants me to start eyeing other things, because once I set my sights on something all bets are off. Iāve gotten everything I have ever wanted, Milli, and that is another fact. That is yet another reason why I can talk my shit without fear of repercussions because none of you are capable of bringing me down. You can build yourself up, puff out your chest, and shout it from the rooftops that you are the be all, end all of Showdown, but one thing youāll never be is as good as me. Come Saturday, Showdown is all but set in stone. Should outside forces stay the fuck out of our business, then yeah, this will be yet another win for the Jaded Hearts, and something for Harper Lee to finally hang her hat on.