MATCH PROMO 123

[Harper Lee]

“Okay.. So that’s what it is. See most people around here, they’d probably love being in my position right now. For some reason a lot of the people here have this weird obsession with making their opponents fear them. I don’t know what they get out of it, it’s like a fetish or something. Me? I don’t get it. I never asked for people to be scared of me. What’s there to be scared of? I’m probably one of the smallest people on the roster yet Mason Massacre didn’t wanna say ANYTHING about his match with me and now you’re desperately trying to get out of your match. I’m a little confused. I mean I guess it makes my job easier if you’re scared to even face me, I just don’t understand it. Are Sierra and I like those two little girls from the Shining? By the way, if you’re really scared the least you could do is admit it and tell me what you’re scared of. Pretending you’re not scared and saying something corny like “I’m scared of what I’mma do to you” doesn’t really do anything for anyone. You’re not convincing or intimidating me.. So like… Can you tell me why you’re scared? Is it because YOU don’t believe in yourself? Is it because you’re the one that doesn’t actually believe Chained Fury can win the Unified Tag Team Championships? After all you only pointed out what you’ve done to women who are either 95 years old and already on the brink of death or an Applebees worker who hasn’t spent a year wrestling for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world. What happens every time you’re up against women that can actually defend themselves? In fact, what happens every time you face a TEAM of women that could defend themselves? Maidens of Malpractice at Territorial Invasion? L. Jaded Hearts in the Grand Prix? L. The Realm at Road to Redemption? Soon to be a third L, because we’re far from defenseless and we’re not gonna just let you do to us what you did to those two nonwrestlers. If what you did to an old woman is what you think you’ll do to me, then I feel bad for you Ronan. I really do, because you’re in over your head and you’re not even gonna accomplish a fraction of what you’re aiming to. All you’ll be doing is embarrassing yourself once again, to yet another girl that’s less than half your size.

I don’t see beating Mason Massacre as an accomplishment, but it sure as hell is bigger than a win over Strawberry Steve and the Woogieman… Just saying. I don’t know what Ryan thought a match like that was gonna prove, but you two are gonna need to do something way bigger than beat the two of them if you wanna prove you’re the ones that’ll dethrone us. Like I genuinely have no idea who you were trying to impress, but that didn’t do anything for me. No disrespect to Strawberry Steve or Woogieman either, but come on. Ryan knew very well what he was doing, you two could’ve stayed enemies and you still would’ve beaten them. Like if you’re gonna agree with what I said and discredit my win against Mason at least remain consistent, because your win on Showdown didn’t come because “that’s how you roll” it came because your partner who also happens to be your boss set up a match you two were guaranteed to win. It’s sad that a win like that makes you two, or at least makes Ryan think you guys are ready for the Realm at Road to Redemption but whatever. In the end the only person suffering from all this is you two. Sierra and I are gonna add another successful defense under our belts and yes Ronan, we will move on to face whoever wins the Grand Prix. I brought them up in my last promo because unlike you I’m actually not worried at all. I’m not scared of this match and I don’t see myself losing to you one bit. I merely brought up what’ll be in the Realm’s future once we beat the two of you, and I know it must annoy you hearing me talk about things that doesn’t concern you because you’re an attention seeker. You thrive on attention whether it’s good or bad. It’s why you started the whole Hot Takes thing. It’s why you recently started randomly bothering me on social media without me even bringing up your name or anything related to you. You love the attention and I’m not giving you as much as you want because I’m not treating our match at Road to Redemption as anything other than what it really is; the Realm’s next free per view win.

Funny thing is I don’t need to bring up your 4-11 record or anything like that. I don’t have the greatest match record either, but I know for a fact that I can beat you. I know that I’m good enough of a wrestler to defeat you. You brought up Road to Redemption and the fact that Sierra, myself, and Korey Gaines worked together to eliminate you, but I think you’re also forgetting that in MY DEBUT MATCH I had one of the most impressive performances in that entire battle royale. Yes, we did work together to eliminate you but I did perfectly fine for myself last year’s Road to Redemption just like I’ll do fine tonight. You bring up Sierra Bradford being at ringside like SHE’s the one who’s notorious for cheating in matches. Bro did you suddenly forget how many people helped Ryan Wilson beat you at Reasonable Doubt? Did you forget how Ryan Wilson operates? Do you really think Sierra’s the one that’s gonna help me out all match and not the other way around? I know I can beat you and not only does Sierra know the same, but Ryan’s gotta know it too otherwise he wouldn’t need to be there with you. He wouldn’t need to do what I know for a fact he’s gonna do and try to help you beat me. Hell even YOU have a bigger history of fighting dirty than me and Sierra combined. I get you’re trying to do this whole “Sierra and Harper are the real bad guys not us” thing but it doesn’t work when you’ve spent over a year giving the entire EAW roster more than enough reason to hate you. When you’re a team of people who have a history of fighting dirty at times, you can’t go and accuse us of doing the same. It doesn’t work like that especially when you’re teaming up with this show’s general manager, who’ll be standing at ringside in your corner this week. It’s honestly pretty annoying when people do that. You go a long period of time doing dirty things and making enemies out of everyone you come across then complain when nobody likes you and you’re not being given the same respect others get. Win or lose I’ve always fought clean. Worst thing I’ve done in my career was kick Jesse Barlow below the belt and that’s when he tried to ruin Sierra’s match with Korey Gaines. Win or lose I always fight fairly so you’re not gonna get anywhere trying to accuse me of cheating or whatever you’re doing. I don’t need to prove that my confidence isn’t an act or anything like that either. If you don’t believe me, don’t. Just know, whether you like it or not I’m going to defeat you this week, and regardless of what you think you’ll learn through your loss you’re just gonna lose again at Road to Redemption. Believe me now, or look stupid once it actually happens.

Speaking of Korey and Jesse, are you forgetting we already defended these titles successfully before? You think we’re not real Champions because instead of pinning the Grand Athletes we survived a FLAMING LADDER MATCH and grabbed the titles (which doesn’t make sense) but you completely ignored what happened at Wicked Games. Not only did we pin our opponent to retain the titles, but even before Jesse abandoned Korey we dominated the majority of that match. Very few times were Parental Advisory able to even get the upper hand against us, so after making it this far as Unified Tag Team Champions please tell me Ronan, how are we paper Champions? Hell, Mason Massacre was a better partner for Limmy than Mark Macias was and I just beat him in under five minutes, so what are you really trying to say? That we wouldn’t have beaten the Grand Athletes in a match without a literally life threatening stipulation? In a match that’d be EASIER for us we would’ve lost because we’d have to pin the Grand Athletes? That’s some extremely flawed logic, but you won’t have to worry about trying to justify it after Road to Redemption, because we’re about to score our second title defense (something both Drizzy & Vizzy and Fire & Ice couldn’t do) and after that there shouldn’t be any further doubt. After we end your own Tag Championship dreams you shouldn’t have any reason to keep calling us paper Champions. You’re gonna have to either come up with some other excuse, or just finally admit that we were better than you. It’s almost funny how history repeats itself, isn’t it Ronan? One year ago Sierra and I were responsible for your elimination in the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royale, and one year later we’ll be responsible for your failure to win your first Championship. You said my rise to where I am now surprised you, and that you didn’t expect me to come this far. What’ll it be once I prove to be right about everything I’m saying now and we beat you without Korey there to help us? Are you still gonna be surprised with how far we’ve come, or are you finally just gonna accept that we make a phenomenal team and we’re every bit as good as we think we are? Paper Champions or not, when it matters you’ll be going out the same way you are this week. On the mat. Being pinned. 1-2-3.

For the record my goal isn’t to split up Chained Fury. You guys could be like Siamese twins for all I care, the Realm’s still beating you two. I’m just pointing out how ridiculous this whole thing is and the fact that I do believe one of you WILL betray the other. You pointed out the fact that Drake and Viz managed to win the tag titles together, but what happened once they actually won the titles? They were as dysfunctional as possible and literally as soon as they lost the titles Drake turned on Viz, and just keep in mind those two didn’t have NEARLY the same type of personal hatred for each other prior to their team that you two did. I really don’t see this team ending any different than Drizzy & Vizzy except you two won’t even win the tag titles. Also neither of you know magic and can recreate Prophetic Visions. Anyways just keep in mind I proved to be completely right about what’d happen to Parental Advisory. I basically predicted word for word what’d happen to those two and my prediction was so good it could even serve as a summary. If you guys do manage to prove me wrong then that’s cool. Bonded by respect or whatever, that’s nice… Just, you won’t be winning our titles. You won’t be cementing your friendship with a tag title win. This love story or bromance or whatever isn’t ending like that. If anything you two would be better off doing what Fire & Ice did and having a wedding or something instead of competing. That’d save you the embarrassment you’re gonna face at Road to Redemption, and the humiliation you’ll face this week when I beat you. You wouldn’t have to continue losing to us women since for some reason that seems to be an issue for you, but instead this is what you chose. The matches you two had against each other were entertaining. Your whole feud was entertaining and it was probably the biggest highlight on Showdown since the season started. That just means you two make better enemies than you do allies. All the praise you received when you stood up to Ryan Wilson went down the drain once you joined forces with him. All the respect given to you two as competitors will go down the drain as you two blow another Championship opportunity, joining forces just to lose. In the end you guys are really just gonna look stupid. You basically had the same journey as Alexis and Bethany except Bethany alone is more talented than both of you, and just like they couldn’t win the Grand Prix and even get a shot at our titles, you guys are gonna blow what’ll probably be the last title shot you receive for some time.

Ronan Malosi being Championship material? It’s debatable, but Chained Fury is not Unified Tag Team Championship material and that’s something I’m not gonna go back and forth with you all week about. No matter how you feel about us as Champions we’re gonna continue to outperform you two, and this week as Sierra faces Consuela Rose Ava and I face you, we’re just gonna do what we do best. We’re gonna prove once again how good we are, and my win over you is gonna be exactly the type of momentum the Realm needed, not whatever my match with Mason Massacre was. You two don’t deserve these titles, it’s that simple. After everything Sierra and I have done to try and raise the tag division back up, we’re not about to lose our titles to the two of you. We won’t be going out to a duo that doesn’t know half of what it’s like being a real team. I also kinda don’t wanna face the humiliation of being the reason you win your first Championship. I know Sierra and I would probably make the perfect victims or whatever for you and whatever you do but I promise Ronan, all your matches against us are gonna amount to are even more losses on your record for you to complain about. They’re gonna give your opponents even more reason to call you a loser after all the trash you’ve talked before even actually facing either of us outside of the battle royale from a year ago, and that’s pretty much it. That’s all you’re going to gain, so I hope you’re happy because you asked for this. Ryan needed a team to face us and you gave yourself up. You offered to team up with him and because of you thinking “Chained Fury” was ever gonna be a good idea you’ve gotta make a fool out of yourself a few more times. Dray Fontana found a way to come back after months of losing and losing, and now he’s the best PURE Champion we’ve had since Harlow. Myles was eliminated at Territorial Invasion but won his first singles title right after. SOSA Henderson had a trash 2019 and now he’s EAW Champion. I won’t pretend comeback stories are impossible. Me and Sierra are a product of stories like that, but you two won’t find that same success for yourselves because the Realm’s story isn’t over yet. We haven’t finished our job and until we’ve reached our goal we won’t be losing these titles to anybody.

I’m going to make it to Road to Redemption perfectly fine and nothing you can do will stop me. Nothing you throw my way is gonna stop me from competing at Road to Redemption and helping Sierra defend these titles, and that’s something I already explained to Andre Walker and even to Mason Massacre. I’m not scared of your threats. I’m not worried about the chances of you injuring me, and even if you do somehow go through with doing even WORSE than what you did to Alissa and Magda-I’m not even gonna try to pronounce that, I’m going to do everything in my power to still make it to Road to Redemption. As long as I am Unified Tag Team Champion I will be by Sierra’s side, and that’s a promise. I’ve already shown that I can take a lot more than I’m often given credit for, and if there’s any “next great tag duo” between us two teams it won’t be the two of you. It’s going to be your current Unified Tag Team Champions. It’s going to be the team who’ll still be Unified Tag Team Champions after Road to Redemption. It’ll be the team who’ll STILL be Unified Tag Team Champions after the Blicky Boyz or Liquid Swordz choose to challenge for the titles. The Realm is going to go down as the next great duo in EAW even though we should’ve gone down as the next great trio. One thing is going to remain consistent no matter how many members the Realm has. Three, two, even one. The Realm will forever go down in history as a better unit than Chained Fury, and when it comes to the two of us? Harper Lee will always be better than Ronan Malosi. I’m just gonna have to be a stain on your record you’re never able to wipe away, because you won’t beat me. I’m one of the three people responsible for your elimination at Road to Redemption, I’ll defeat you this week, the Realm will defeat you at Road to Redemption, and if we ever cross paths again after that I’ll be winning. We’ll be there for your “Rated R&R Show”. I’ll endure listening to your voice talk about whatever the hell you’ve gotta say when the time comes, because unlike you and Ryan the Realm aren’t cowards. On paper we’re the ones who SHOULD be scared since you two are like twice our size, but we’re not. I’ll never be scared of anyone this business has to offer, especially not the two of you. I just hope you’re ready for Showdown this week Ronan. More than anything I want you to put up a fight. I want you to be the challenge Mason Massacre wasn’t. If you’re not gonna beat me, at least prove that this isn’t just one big waste of time. You do that much, and maybe… Just MAAAYBE, I’ll actually respect you a bit.”