MATCH PROMO "At the very least, I’d be satisfied with you keeping your hands off of Caroline thank you very much."

Jake Smith

The Process
Staff member
EAW World Champion
Grand Rampage Winner
Atherton, California
This is all very amusing.

Cue the riots, cue the tomatoes, I know what happened this week on Voltage I’m not fucking blind. But let me ask you something, if you were put into the position I’m in, could you blame me? Imagine, you’re the World Champion, at the very top of the totem pole, and to kick off the Season premiere of the brand that you’re Champion on, your Commissioner, your boss per se, doesn’t give you the respect you deserve. He doesn’t recognize that for the first time in a very long time, his brand has a leader, a proper one at that. Finally, someone who can take the helm and properly steer the ship away from the depths that the previous Champion nearly sank it to, and he’s not appreciative of that. I know, I know, the main thing on everyone’s mind is who I’m going to defend this title against, but the least he could do is thank me for saving Sunday Night Voltage. I know he’s had his issues with Charlie Marr in the past and I have too, make no mistake about it. Even if he has to keep his professional act going, he knows deep down that Charlie is the worst representative of this brand possible, and he would do anything to make sure that title is taken away from him. I did him a favor, I did all of you a favor, and what do I get in return? Negativity, disrespect on my name. So of course I’m going to say something about it. Of course, I’m going to make my way down to the ring and get in the face of your Commissioner because I’m simply not going to take that anymore. My entire career I have been run through the mud, I have been dragged from hell and back, and no matter what I do it doesn’t seem like people are satisfied with it. They always have something to say, and while once upon a time I would’ve been able to tolerate it because there was some truth to that, now, two World Championships and a Hall of Fame induction later it seems like people are just saying stuff to say it. Now that their narrative about me has been completely dissolved, they’re desperate to find something to use against me. So I’m sorry if I’m a little on edge when it comes to this stuff, I’m sorry if I come off as a little pushy, especially to those around me. Needless to say, that doesn’t change the fact that I’m right, and I was especially right when I tried to correct Captain Charisma inside of that ring, and you know what he did instead?

He instituted that barbaric, inhumane, downright vile stipulation in Barbed Wire Massacre.

I was in disbelief, and rightfully so. How could I, the hottest commodity that this brand has seen in a very long time, be metaphorically slapped in the face by the person who should be benefitting most from my presence? So when I ended up doing what I ended up doing in the main event this week, can you entirely blame me for that? When the system is obviously against me when there are people such as the likes of Captain Charisma actively praying for my downfall, is it wrong of me to not want the best for the EAW World Championship? Call it whatever you want, but I did not come to this brand to be degraded like he wants me to be competing in such a stipulation. I came to defend this title and I’m looking to do it the right way and if your Voltage Commissioner does not want to adhere to that then, it’s as I said, then I won’t have a challenger for Bloodsport. Then I won’t compete at the Marquee Event, and he can see for himself just how much of a disservice that ends up being for him. But this week I don’t mind competing in the main event not just because that’s my area of expertise but because it seems like I have something to handle on the side. I’m sure people have seen my recent associations with the one they call Caroline, some may say I could even credit her for me being EAW World Champion today because she broke me out of prison, but I will neither confirm nor deny that. What matters is that I owe her, and I owe her a lot, and I saw what happened this week as well about her, and let’s just say that I don’t take very kindly to that. When I look at someone like Solomon Stane I don’t see this intimidating figure like he makes himself out to be, terrorizing people in hopes of making a statement, I see a scared man. A man who knows that heading into the next Season he’s completely directionless and metaphorically, and physically, buried six feet under. He has not done anything of importance in the time that he has been with this company and although he tries, and there is no denying that he has gotten extremely close, it seems like each time he comes up emptyhanded. It’s really unfortunate, and what’s also unfortunate is the fact that I simply do not care. I couldn't care less about Solomon Stane and his progress in this company because, simply put, he is beneath me. He doesn’t deserve my time, he doesn’t deserve to hear what I have to say about him, but if you think that I’m just going to stand by and let him do that to someone like Caroline then you’d be wrong. You’re a loser just like everyone else, bitter that you weren’t able to get your crowning moment against her. The truth hurts, Solomon, and not a lot of people are willing to come to terms with that because it doesn’t fit their vision of reality. But at some point, you’re going to have to look up to whatever God that you adhere to and realize that you are not his greatest soldier but his greatest failure.

For you have fought in his name and still found a way to be fucking irrelevant.

In some places that’s considered a form of treason, or blasphemy, and you would get executed at the stake for it. The very last time I saw you was when you shocked the world and The Off-Brand Amphetamines won the Unified Tag Team Championships, while your crowning moment was forcing David Davidson out the door, you plateaued, and somehow even your partner, who many people even forgot the name of, is doing better than you considering he can say he won at Pain For Pride. Needless to say, even though I do have an obligation to seek revenge in the name of the woman to whom I owe my life, that doesn’t stop me from seeing this match as it is and it’s even more of a bloodbath than you’d imagine. As I mentioned before this is where I thrive, with the EAW World Championship I am at home at the very top of the card, in the main event of every single Sunday Night Voltage that I compete in because that speaks volumes of the Elitist that I am. But you? You’re lucky to even get on the card let alone the main event. I’m going to welcome you to this brand the only way that I know how and that’s by doing the same thing that everyone has done before you and that’s beat the shit out of you. Force you to learn to repent for your sins and maybe then you’ll be fighting in the name of God instead of being a disloyal, snide bitch. You’ll realize that this company never has and never will value you and that’s fine, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re not the only one who gets lost in the shuffle, you’re not the only one who gets excited when they have a good performance and a pat on the back just to be completely deflated all over again. Some people are just not built for this and you’re one of them. The only thing that you’re good at is being made the butt of the joke, and it baffles me that me even facing you puts you on a higher pedestal than you ever would deserve and ever would get. Without me, you don’t even come close to this, you don’t even get a glimpse of the title that is around my waist and a part of me believes that it’s better that way. You could’ve had it all and I could say that for plenty of other people who aren’t in this company today, but you especially are forcing it, and beyond the obvious, that also kind of pisses me off. Maybe when I inevitably beat you I’ll beat you so bad that you decide never to return to this company again. At the very least, I’d be satisfied with you keeping your hands off of Caroline thank you very much.

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