I'm the most renowned dealer of participation trophies in EAW right now. I give them out like nobody else, I give them to any/everybody because it's the only trophy you'll take away from facing Andre Walker.
A competitive match against me is a win in most circles. That’s the way it is for you, Ruler, Joso, for the vast majority of everyone in EAW. I know because you’re forthing it right now. You’re just understanding the loss though, right, Ruler? You’re just trying to reason to yourself that your possibility of victory in this match exists solely because you weren’t purely clean in our match, right? See, when you say it out loud like that it becomes a lot more pitiful. Congratulations on whatever accolades you find by kicking out of my offense or lasting longer against me than some others have, but the reason your perspective is so shifted is because you’ve got me on a pedestal, which despite you not wanting to admit, you absolutely do. I exist at the top of EAW, so you believe that by having a competitive defeat to me, you’re ready to jump every other hurdle and face me again. I’m so accomplished, I’m so talked about, you being able to say you had a competitive match with me makes you feel as if you actually compare/come close to what and who I am. It gives you a massive lift up to my level and you’re not realizing that it’s just a byproduct of making me out to be a God. You said it yourself, I’m the second coming to you. And see, I don’t come close to making comments or remarks like that about myself, so when guys like do it for me, I’m only left to assume that you, in some space of your mind, see me as being just that. You see me as being a deity, but it’s a deity you came close to matching in your eyes, so right now you’re feeling a massive inflation of your ego and of your purpose here in EAW. I’m always the first one to call other’s on making me out to be unbeatable, unstoppable, or anything of the sort because I am one of every tongue that at some point must confess that no man is ever truly unbeatable. Why would I live against my own core beliefs? It doesn’t make sense and it especially doesn’t make sense when I just came out and gave Madison Kaline, someone who everyone was happy to write off before and after our match as being a pushover, the respect and peer recognition she deserved. She gave me a competitive match, Ruler, she did. As much a competitive match as you gave me. Viz also did, Impact also did, Scott also did. We’re acting as if SOSA Henderson wasn’t having a competitive match with me until you senseless imbeciles showed up and ruined it. It fucking sucks when it happens to you, but going around and stiffing everyone else like SOSA Henderson is perfectly passable to arrogant cunts like you and Joso. The point I’m trying to convey is that the list goes on of people who have nearly beaten me, or come close to pushing me past a point of no return this year.
But the list of people who actually have done it is much, much shorter. In fact, it’s blank as of right now. It’s blank because for everyone who said, thought, believed and declared they would be the first, they never were. Everyone who came close, everyone who left me bloodied, battered, bruised, everything, they never managed to keep me down for good. So if history is any indication of how you and I both tend to persist/give in towards the end of our matches, I wouldn't say you’re on the right side of history with that one. See, you’ve had impressive performances since your debut in EAW, but failed to keep down for good and for the 3 count that really mattered opponents that would’ve resonated as a statement on your behalf. You’ve never proven yourself as being capable of even leading the new generation of talent in EAW, let alone the current king. Whereas I’ve taken every finisher, every weapon, every hellish blow and malicious attack- still, I remain king. I understand that to come out in a promo package, or on a microphone in that ring, wherever the setting may be, even just whispering it to yourself, I know you’re averse to facing the likelihood that no, you weren’t going to beat me. You need to believe you were going to because it gives you a rationale behind the idiocy of saying that you know you’ll beat me this time. Trust me, I know exactly why you’re trying to convince yourself that you’re truly the one to do it, but could you name me any one occasion when the stakes were really at their highest for you and you managed to capitalize? I could name off dozen instances in which I managed to capitalize at the very last second and bury my opponent into the canvas. One of those instances being you, Ruler, because regardless of whether or not you feel wronged by Joso’s presence in our match, I discovered that I do possess a weapon that can put you down for the count. That’s the difference in our takeaways; you discovered that you can contest with me, I uncovered a very feasible, replicable way of beating you. I wrote the book on beating you, now they’re making it into a movie that will end no differently because this big stage doesn’t play to any singular strength of yours, only every single one of mine. And I absolutely despise when elitists like you, not even, when elitists in general try to pin wins and losses on reasons unlike the other, it just makes absolutely no sense, yet everyone seems to follow the trend. What I mean by this is that you’ll believe you won for one reason, but on a night you lose, you didn’t lose for the same transverse reason you previously won. If you beat someone, you were better than them that night, if you lose to someone, you weren’t better than them that night, it truly is just that simple. I don’t mean this in reference to solely our match because you’re one of so many elitists that try to pin their inconsistency issues on reasons differences from the last, or that the same reason they lost to a better man isn’t feasible, like you don’t have experience being better than weaker men. You’re so flagrantly tone-deaf to anything that sounds like your poor results are anything in part due to your own actions, at some point I’ve got to accept that and stop trying to reason something that apparently won’t be. You couldn’t break your own façade, could you? You can’t step out of the box you’ve put yourself in, can you? If you were to cede to me that your lack of decoration in EAW was the byproduct of you simply not being able to cut in inside the ring, everything else you’ve said becomes void because your entire approach hinges on this lock of an unbeatable and undefeated mentality, but then and now, I’ve always understood that what you’re saying and how you’re dressing yourself up doesn’t match the way you deliver inside the ring, nor is it a reflection of your ability to put more than two wins together at a time.
And don’t play me now as if you not having the tenure some of these guys do is why you’re not as achieved and accomplished because you’re talking like you’re seasoned, you’re claiming to be better than them and you’re dismissing their relevance to this match, when on every account you’re just wrong. That’s all, you’re just wrong. They’re important and beneficial to consider the factors of this match because they’re all people you haven’t tested yourself against and people who have time and time again to exist above you in EAW. They’re in an echelon you don’t touch, but that’s one I passed already. That’s where they tie into all of this and if they’re more decorated than you because they’ve spent more time in EAW, then that’s natural. That isn’t something that supports you dismissing their ability as being unequal to your own because when it comes right down to you, you’re still acting as if you’ve done what they have and been what they were to EAW, when you and I both know it isn’t remotely true. You’re nothing to this company in comparison to what some of those guys have been, so you’re not getting some fucking hallpass because you’ve been here for 6 months. If you’re gonna talk the talk, be prepared for everyone around you to expect you to walk the walk. And because you never have walked, you’re sliding excuses around for the fact that you’re still fucking crawling on the floor. You really ran with that idea that you could be lifted to being on the same level as some of the other elitists I’ve beaten recently because what, you’re just not as experienced? Haven’t had as many opportunities to prove yourself? Each superstar, ruler if you will, that reigned supreme on Dynasty has had some proving grounds that separated them from the rest. Even Joso won the New Era classic and he earned that name, so you trying to refute him using it and flaunting it seems ludicrous to me considering he quite literally claimed it at Pain For Pride. He also claimed it in a tournament you didn’t even get to the finals in, a tournament full of competitors you recently labeled as “subpar” so at this point I’m not sure how much I can truly get out of you. The very place EAW stuck you to prove what you were saying is where you failed and you failed uneventfully, Ruler. You didn’t even make it to the Pain For Pride finals match, you fell before it and now have the audacity to call any other competitor in that match below average? You’re in their same boat, the only difference is that you’re working as hard as you can to steer your boat towards the promised land, while they’re yet to find the path. Either way, I’m absolutely not giving attention to the screams of a bruised and delusional ego that failed to put his name above the rest, so now he’s falling back on the lush pillow of still being a “rookie” in EAW. Rookies talking like their vets, funny isn’t it? It’s funny and it’s easy for them, easy until it’s not, easy until they’re shut up for working themselves into a match they aren’t ready for and are forced back into the shoes of just that same rookie they were trying to talk their way out of being. It’s like when it comes to all the negative and uneventful things that make you up, Ruler, you’re not to blame for any of it, but when it comes to how we gauge your talent, we should just assume that it’s higher than anybody else we’ve seen in years without any results or performances to back it. You’re seeing and hearing right now just how flawed your logic is and just how fluid my approach is.
I’m not bound by having to uphold an expectation people have for me, nor can I truly be judged for talking to you how I want to talk to you because up to this point, everyone who’s said I was talking out of my ass and just satisfying my own ego has been humbled. They’ve been sat back on the sidelines where they belong and can work on themselves in silence. They can use the small stages to fine tune their craft, then when they’re ready, I’ll welcome them back to primetime with open arms and a gratitude that they abandoned this need to prove themselves at something they absolutely aren’t ready to be.
You’re not ready to be me.
So you’re not ready to beat me.
A competitive match against me is a win in most circles. That’s the way it is for you, Ruler, Joso, for the vast majority of everyone in EAW. I know because you’re forthing it right now. You’re just understanding the loss though, right, Ruler? You’re just trying to reason to yourself that your possibility of victory in this match exists solely because you weren’t purely clean in our match, right? See, when you say it out loud like that it becomes a lot more pitiful. Congratulations on whatever accolades you find by kicking out of my offense or lasting longer against me than some others have, but the reason your perspective is so shifted is because you’ve got me on a pedestal, which despite you not wanting to admit, you absolutely do. I exist at the top of EAW, so you believe that by having a competitive defeat to me, you’re ready to jump every other hurdle and face me again. I’m so accomplished, I’m so talked about, you being able to say you had a competitive match with me makes you feel as if you actually compare/come close to what and who I am. It gives you a massive lift up to my level and you’re not realizing that it’s just a byproduct of making me out to be a God. You said it yourself, I’m the second coming to you. And see, I don’t come close to making comments or remarks like that about myself, so when guys like do it for me, I’m only left to assume that you, in some space of your mind, see me as being just that. You see me as being a deity, but it’s a deity you came close to matching in your eyes, so right now you’re feeling a massive inflation of your ego and of your purpose here in EAW. I’m always the first one to call other’s on making me out to be unbeatable, unstoppable, or anything of the sort because I am one of every tongue that at some point must confess that no man is ever truly unbeatable. Why would I live against my own core beliefs? It doesn’t make sense and it especially doesn’t make sense when I just came out and gave Madison Kaline, someone who everyone was happy to write off before and after our match as being a pushover, the respect and peer recognition she deserved. She gave me a competitive match, Ruler, she did. As much a competitive match as you gave me. Viz also did, Impact also did, Scott also did. We’re acting as if SOSA Henderson wasn’t having a competitive match with me until you senseless imbeciles showed up and ruined it. It fucking sucks when it happens to you, but going around and stiffing everyone else like SOSA Henderson is perfectly passable to arrogant cunts like you and Joso. The point I’m trying to convey is that the list goes on of people who have nearly beaten me, or come close to pushing me past a point of no return this year.
But the list of people who actually have done it is much, much shorter. In fact, it’s blank as of right now. It’s blank because for everyone who said, thought, believed and declared they would be the first, they never were. Everyone who came close, everyone who left me bloodied, battered, bruised, everything, they never managed to keep me down for good. So if history is any indication of how you and I both tend to persist/give in towards the end of our matches, I wouldn't say you’re on the right side of history with that one. See, you’ve had impressive performances since your debut in EAW, but failed to keep down for good and for the 3 count that really mattered opponents that would’ve resonated as a statement on your behalf. You’ve never proven yourself as being capable of even leading the new generation of talent in EAW, let alone the current king. Whereas I’ve taken every finisher, every weapon, every hellish blow and malicious attack- still, I remain king. I understand that to come out in a promo package, or on a microphone in that ring, wherever the setting may be, even just whispering it to yourself, I know you’re averse to facing the likelihood that no, you weren’t going to beat me. You need to believe you were going to because it gives you a rationale behind the idiocy of saying that you know you’ll beat me this time. Trust me, I know exactly why you’re trying to convince yourself that you’re truly the one to do it, but could you name me any one occasion when the stakes were really at their highest for you and you managed to capitalize? I could name off dozen instances in which I managed to capitalize at the very last second and bury my opponent into the canvas. One of those instances being you, Ruler, because regardless of whether or not you feel wronged by Joso’s presence in our match, I discovered that I do possess a weapon that can put you down for the count. That’s the difference in our takeaways; you discovered that you can contest with me, I uncovered a very feasible, replicable way of beating you. I wrote the book on beating you, now they’re making it into a movie that will end no differently because this big stage doesn’t play to any singular strength of yours, only every single one of mine. And I absolutely despise when elitists like you, not even, when elitists in general try to pin wins and losses on reasons unlike the other, it just makes absolutely no sense, yet everyone seems to follow the trend. What I mean by this is that you’ll believe you won for one reason, but on a night you lose, you didn’t lose for the same transverse reason you previously won. If you beat someone, you were better than them that night, if you lose to someone, you weren’t better than them that night, it truly is just that simple. I don’t mean this in reference to solely our match because you’re one of so many elitists that try to pin their inconsistency issues on reasons differences from the last, or that the same reason they lost to a better man isn’t feasible, like you don’t have experience being better than weaker men. You’re so flagrantly tone-deaf to anything that sounds like your poor results are anything in part due to your own actions, at some point I’ve got to accept that and stop trying to reason something that apparently won’t be. You couldn’t break your own façade, could you? You can’t step out of the box you’ve put yourself in, can you? If you were to cede to me that your lack of decoration in EAW was the byproduct of you simply not being able to cut in inside the ring, everything else you’ve said becomes void because your entire approach hinges on this lock of an unbeatable and undefeated mentality, but then and now, I’ve always understood that what you’re saying and how you’re dressing yourself up doesn’t match the way you deliver inside the ring, nor is it a reflection of your ability to put more than two wins together at a time.
And don’t play me now as if you not having the tenure some of these guys do is why you’re not as achieved and accomplished because you’re talking like you’re seasoned, you’re claiming to be better than them and you’re dismissing their relevance to this match, when on every account you’re just wrong. That’s all, you’re just wrong. They’re important and beneficial to consider the factors of this match because they’re all people you haven’t tested yourself against and people who have time and time again to exist above you in EAW. They’re in an echelon you don’t touch, but that’s one I passed already. That’s where they tie into all of this and if they’re more decorated than you because they’ve spent more time in EAW, then that’s natural. That isn’t something that supports you dismissing their ability as being unequal to your own because when it comes right down to you, you’re still acting as if you’ve done what they have and been what they were to EAW, when you and I both know it isn’t remotely true. You’re nothing to this company in comparison to what some of those guys have been, so you’re not getting some fucking hallpass because you’ve been here for 6 months. If you’re gonna talk the talk, be prepared for everyone around you to expect you to walk the walk. And because you never have walked, you’re sliding excuses around for the fact that you’re still fucking crawling on the floor. You really ran with that idea that you could be lifted to being on the same level as some of the other elitists I’ve beaten recently because what, you’re just not as experienced? Haven’t had as many opportunities to prove yourself? Each superstar, ruler if you will, that reigned supreme on Dynasty has had some proving grounds that separated them from the rest. Even Joso won the New Era classic and he earned that name, so you trying to refute him using it and flaunting it seems ludicrous to me considering he quite literally claimed it at Pain For Pride. He also claimed it in a tournament you didn’t even get to the finals in, a tournament full of competitors you recently labeled as “subpar” so at this point I’m not sure how much I can truly get out of you. The very place EAW stuck you to prove what you were saying is where you failed and you failed uneventfully, Ruler. You didn’t even make it to the Pain For Pride finals match, you fell before it and now have the audacity to call any other competitor in that match below average? You’re in their same boat, the only difference is that you’re working as hard as you can to steer your boat towards the promised land, while they’re yet to find the path. Either way, I’m absolutely not giving attention to the screams of a bruised and delusional ego that failed to put his name above the rest, so now he’s falling back on the lush pillow of still being a “rookie” in EAW. Rookies talking like their vets, funny isn’t it? It’s funny and it’s easy for them, easy until it’s not, easy until they’re shut up for working themselves into a match they aren’t ready for and are forced back into the shoes of just that same rookie they were trying to talk their way out of being. It’s like when it comes to all the negative and uneventful things that make you up, Ruler, you’re not to blame for any of it, but when it comes to how we gauge your talent, we should just assume that it’s higher than anybody else we’ve seen in years without any results or performances to back it. You’re seeing and hearing right now just how flawed your logic is and just how fluid my approach is.
I’m not bound by having to uphold an expectation people have for me, nor can I truly be judged for talking to you how I want to talk to you because up to this point, everyone who’s said I was talking out of my ass and just satisfying my own ego has been humbled. They’ve been sat back on the sidelines where they belong and can work on themselves in silence. They can use the small stages to fine tune their craft, then when they’re ready, I’ll welcome them back to primetime with open arms and a gratitude that they abandoned this need to prove themselves at something they absolutely aren’t ready to be.
You’re not ready to be me.
So you’re not ready to beat me.
