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The camera cuts to TLA driving his lowrider in Glasgow, Scotland. He is shown drifting around corners as dramatic music plays in the background.
TLA: Orale! Yo boi TLA gettin’ that W in on the first round. Now we slidin’ all up into the second round and we finna get a W there as well. We goin’ all the way in this tournament. The haters doubted that TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue could do it but we proved the haters wrong. Bad call from the haters not even gonna lie. But now people starting to believe. They starting to see the hype up out there and seeing exactly what TLA can do. How much we been hustlin’ to win this whole Tag Team Turmoil Tournament and get to the top of the tag team division here in EAW as is my destiny. We got even tougher competition this week but we ain’t back down for shit. We out here and we fighting fiercely to fuck up every opp in our path. This week we got the returning Bronson Daniels and we got ARIA who we have faced several times in recent memory. We gonna throw down again tho and see just what kind of heat they can bring all up in that ring. They gotta deliver them flames and show a vato just how hard they can go in that ring. Cuz you know that TLA be bringing all kinds of fight to this shit. We looking to win this tournament and y’all gonna have to do a lot more you wanna stop me cuz we taking over and we making this all about TLA.
Like everything should be.
TLA: We goin’ in and y’all know there just ain’t allowed to be any others. Can’t let there be any survivors. A vato goin’ scorched earth on these motherfuckers. Y’all know that when TLA was all up in that final three at the Grand Rampage he was gunning to be that numero uno and we not going to fall short of that shit this time. We getting the job done and we winning these semi-finals and then TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue gonna be exactly where TLA was in the Grand Rampage. In that final three and then yo boi gonna redeem himself by winning them finals and showing just why he be a savage in this tag team game. People ain’t never gonna doubt on TLA’s capacity as a tag team wrestler when all this shit is said and done. They gonna know that yo boi is legit since day one. They gonna give me that second Hall of Fame ring when they see what the tag team of TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue be capable of. Gonna give Bethany a ring she can value much more than the one that Adam Lucas gave her. You know that the gringo just can’t compete with the Hall of Fame ceremony. Shit be blowing he wedding ceremony out as fuck. But to get to that Hall of Fame level we gotta go all the way. Gotta crush all the other tag teams out there and show why we the top dawgs in this game.
We gots no choice.
TLA: Y’all know that TLA be the commander in this shit. Rollin’ on through with that TLArmy and we doin’ big business up in here. Straight up warfare type shit on all these haters. ARIA and Bronson Daniels ain’t even know what hit em. But they gonna know damn well it was TLA who hit em. Cuz TLA comin’ through and imma deliver these manos. Slap the shit outta all of em ground and pound them all into the dust. Gonna go savage mode cuz you gots no other choice when it comes to tournaments. You gotta be a real tournament competitor and stay on that grind the whole way through. The Grand Rampage is a grind but it is one night only. Once it is over it is over. The same can’t be said for this tournament. You gotta hustle one week. Then you gotta hustle the next week. Then you gotta hustle the week after that. You gotta keep going until you are either eliminated or you win. Ain’t no sleep. Ain’t no rest. Sleep is for the weak and you gonna find out that the big vato is strong as fuck. Cuz y’all know I been in the gym obsessively. Just straight working my ass to the bone to get bigger get better and to bust some heads. ARIA and Bronson Daniels gonna be the unlucky victims of all of this. It is unfortunate cuz they are real good homies but I gotta stop em and I gotta drop em regardless.
This be a time for no remorse!
TLA: Gotta be real ruthless up in here. Cuz that is what it takes to succeed in that ring once the bell rings. You know we be all bout embracing that tranquilo lifestyle outside of the ring but inside the ring you gotta be focused and you gotta be ready to go in for the kill. You know I have done and see a lot of mierda in my time as a luchador. You gotta be able to deal with yo conscience and be able to accept the type of evil demonic shit that you sometimes gotta do. You gotta step to these haters and you gotta put em in they place. Sometimes you gotta make a judgement call and you gotta do something real drastic that people ain’t going to always agree with. Some of my fans ain’t happy that I am teaming up with Dr. Bethany Blue. Say that TLA should be beating her ass instead after what she did to me last year. That I gotta keep it real even if it costs me the tournament. Pero why should I be out here punishing my own self just to fuck her shit up? There will be plenty of time for that after the tournament regardless of the outcome. You know that Mexico ain’t forgot what she did and we gonna have that long term memory and get ours sooner or later. But the way I sees it is that she got a chance here to redeem herself in a way and we gonna allow that shit to happen. Cuz she helped take a title away from TLA and now she gonna help give him one.
Eye for an eye.
TLA: At the Grand Rampage the homie Bronson Daniels made his big return to fuck over Jon Kelton at all costs. Just throwing the whole lucha away outta pure rage and hatred for fucking over he homie. I can’t even blame him to be honest. Jon Kelton had been asking for that shit out here. He been talking mad shit for the longest and had no choice but to back up them palabras in front of the entire world. It was time for Bronson to get his and Jon Kelton shoulda seen that shit coming but was caught off guard and got that ass kicked. I am sure that Bronson now looking to move past Kelton and get some campeonatos in and have some oro around he waist soon enough. Pero yo boi standing in his way and not bout to make that shit easy. Gonna make him and ARIA work for it harder than he has had to work in some time. Cuz bro been on the shelf and imma expose all that ring rust and show what happens when you out the game and then come up against a real one like me who ain’t never left. Who been down for this shit since day one and been fighting to reach the top of this tag team division for the longest. Bronson thinks he can just walk back into EAW and step to TLA on he turf and take over the tag team division outta nowhere but I ain’t about to allow none of that shit to happen.
Gonna show him what I’m all bout.
TLA: Bronson thinks that the way that TLA been moving lately with Chris Elite has been real scummy out here? Escuchame Bronson I would think that you of all people would understand where a vato was coming from. I would think y’all would be picking up on what I am putting down ese. Cuz y’all be dealing with disappointments in yo partners and having to deal with Jon Kelton who ain’t been there for you at the times y’all need him to be there for you. Not to even mention the time last year where y’all decided to jump my ass cuz I was in a match with yo heina and was going to win that shit and you decided to take it personally. Y’all wanna talk bout honor but there ain’t nothing dishonorable about defending yourself against disrespect. When you were rolling with Jon Kelton I’m sure that y’all as Elysium expected a lil something outta each other when it came time to them big matches. Just like I am sure you are expecting a whole lot outta ARIA this week and for the rest of the tournament as long as you be involved. I am expecting big ass thangs from Bethany this week and I’m sure she be expecting La Pantera Sexual to be bringing his finest lucha to that ring. So when I have them same expectations of Chris Elite and he decides to put in zero effort I be taking that shit personally. It’s not even a matter of having a bad night or trying and failing. It’s a matter of not trying at all and disrespecting your tag team partner.
There just be some shit y’all don’t do.
TLA: Just be some shit y’all don’t tolerate. People be forgetting that I am the Baddest Hombre on the Planet. I ain’t a doormat for people to just walk over and do whatever they want. I be keeping it tranquilo but don’t get on my bad side cuz I will whoop dat culo like a mean motherfucker. I been here for a fight since day one and it don’t take a whole lot for me to hop in there against anyone, anytime, anywhere and get me one. Just like it ain’t gonna take a whole lotta motivation for me to hop in that ring and beat the shit outta Bronson Daniels and ARIA. It might have been a long time since y’all got involved in my business Bronson but y’all want to go ahead and talk about Road to Redemption from two years ago then y’all might as well be giving me motivation to slap the shit outta you. Cuz yo dayum right I was real confident in that Chamber. I still am confident now. My confidence just as justified now as it was then. Ain’t nobody on Showdown could take that gold off me and it took half the roster to do it. Y’all managed to gang up on me and eliminate me out the game and then managed to fight yo way to the end of the Chamber only for Donovan Duke to take advantage of that shit on his own. Then we had to spend the whole rest of the season dealing with the Elysium soap opera while TLA ain’t get a shot for the longest. TLA be kept out the World Title scene and put in the tag team division and we still here a year later looking to snatch some gold with the latest partner that los jefes decided to throw me together with. But you know what I got a good feeling about this one? She mean, she mad, she ready to mutilate the shit outta all y’all.
Ain’t no one safe.
TLA: ARIA ain’t safe. Ain’t safe on this block. I ain’t really got no beef with ARIA tho to be honest. We have crossed paths several times this season and she always be giving yo boi a good fight. Stepping up to the plate and trying her best regardless of that outcome. I can’t hate on nothing. Can’t hate on the hustle and if this lucha were to go the wrong way then I would prolly be supporting ARIA and Bronson all the way to the finals out here. But that is only if they manage to survive the onslaught I’m finna unleash on them this week which ain’t likely. Cuz you know that when it comes to ARIA I gots what it takes to step to her and take her down. Gonna be stylin’ on her gonna unleash them finest lucha moves up on her ass and put her down for that uno dos tres. Gonna end them tag team dreams and force them out the Tag Team Turmoil tournament while TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue going all the way against all odds. They said it couldn’t be done but I been making a whole career outta showing people what they say can’t be done can in fact be done. So imma do it again and I wish Bronson and ARIA luck on finding they own road to Pain for Pride. But imma take this tank and ram they asses off the road leave em burning up in the ditch. Cuz this shit is my road to Pain for Pride and I ain’t be letting nobody else drive down this shit. Y’all see me rollin’ in my lowrider you best move out the way before I come flyin’ into you at them highest speeds.
Gonna be a real severe crash up in here.
TLA is shown driving his lowrider at full speed into oncoming traffic. He may not survive but that is the fault of the other drivers if they don’t get out of the way.
TLA: Orale! Yo boi TLA gettin’ that W in on the first round. Now we slidin’ all up into the second round and we finna get a W there as well. We goin’ all the way in this tournament. The haters doubted that TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue could do it but we proved the haters wrong. Bad call from the haters not even gonna lie. But now people starting to believe. They starting to see the hype up out there and seeing exactly what TLA can do. How much we been hustlin’ to win this whole Tag Team Turmoil Tournament and get to the top of the tag team division here in EAW as is my destiny. We got even tougher competition this week but we ain’t back down for shit. We out here and we fighting fiercely to fuck up every opp in our path. This week we got the returning Bronson Daniels and we got ARIA who we have faced several times in recent memory. We gonna throw down again tho and see just what kind of heat they can bring all up in that ring. They gotta deliver them flames and show a vato just how hard they can go in that ring. Cuz you know that TLA be bringing all kinds of fight to this shit. We looking to win this tournament and y’all gonna have to do a lot more you wanna stop me cuz we taking over and we making this all about TLA.
Like everything should be.
TLA: We goin’ in and y’all know there just ain’t allowed to be any others. Can’t let there be any survivors. A vato goin’ scorched earth on these motherfuckers. Y’all know that when TLA was all up in that final three at the Grand Rampage he was gunning to be that numero uno and we not going to fall short of that shit this time. We getting the job done and we winning these semi-finals and then TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue gonna be exactly where TLA was in the Grand Rampage. In that final three and then yo boi gonna redeem himself by winning them finals and showing just why he be a savage in this tag team game. People ain’t never gonna doubt on TLA’s capacity as a tag team wrestler when all this shit is said and done. They gonna know that yo boi is legit since day one. They gonna give me that second Hall of Fame ring when they see what the tag team of TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue be capable of. Gonna give Bethany a ring she can value much more than the one that Adam Lucas gave her. You know that the gringo just can’t compete with the Hall of Fame ceremony. Shit be blowing he wedding ceremony out as fuck. But to get to that Hall of Fame level we gotta go all the way. Gotta crush all the other tag teams out there and show why we the top dawgs in this game.
We gots no choice.
TLA: Y’all know that TLA be the commander in this shit. Rollin’ on through with that TLArmy and we doin’ big business up in here. Straight up warfare type shit on all these haters. ARIA and Bronson Daniels ain’t even know what hit em. But they gonna know damn well it was TLA who hit em. Cuz TLA comin’ through and imma deliver these manos. Slap the shit outta all of em ground and pound them all into the dust. Gonna go savage mode cuz you gots no other choice when it comes to tournaments. You gotta be a real tournament competitor and stay on that grind the whole way through. The Grand Rampage is a grind but it is one night only. Once it is over it is over. The same can’t be said for this tournament. You gotta hustle one week. Then you gotta hustle the next week. Then you gotta hustle the week after that. You gotta keep going until you are either eliminated or you win. Ain’t no sleep. Ain’t no rest. Sleep is for the weak and you gonna find out that the big vato is strong as fuck. Cuz y’all know I been in the gym obsessively. Just straight working my ass to the bone to get bigger get better and to bust some heads. ARIA and Bronson Daniels gonna be the unlucky victims of all of this. It is unfortunate cuz they are real good homies but I gotta stop em and I gotta drop em regardless.
This be a time for no remorse!
TLA: Gotta be real ruthless up in here. Cuz that is what it takes to succeed in that ring once the bell rings. You know we be all bout embracing that tranquilo lifestyle outside of the ring but inside the ring you gotta be focused and you gotta be ready to go in for the kill. You know I have done and see a lot of mierda in my time as a luchador. You gotta be able to deal with yo conscience and be able to accept the type of evil demonic shit that you sometimes gotta do. You gotta step to these haters and you gotta put em in they place. Sometimes you gotta make a judgement call and you gotta do something real drastic that people ain’t going to always agree with. Some of my fans ain’t happy that I am teaming up with Dr. Bethany Blue. Say that TLA should be beating her ass instead after what she did to me last year. That I gotta keep it real even if it costs me the tournament. Pero why should I be out here punishing my own self just to fuck her shit up? There will be plenty of time for that after the tournament regardless of the outcome. You know that Mexico ain’t forgot what she did and we gonna have that long term memory and get ours sooner or later. But the way I sees it is that she got a chance here to redeem herself in a way and we gonna allow that shit to happen. Cuz she helped take a title away from TLA and now she gonna help give him one.
Eye for an eye.
TLA: At the Grand Rampage the homie Bronson Daniels made his big return to fuck over Jon Kelton at all costs. Just throwing the whole lucha away outta pure rage and hatred for fucking over he homie. I can’t even blame him to be honest. Jon Kelton had been asking for that shit out here. He been talking mad shit for the longest and had no choice but to back up them palabras in front of the entire world. It was time for Bronson to get his and Jon Kelton shoulda seen that shit coming but was caught off guard and got that ass kicked. I am sure that Bronson now looking to move past Kelton and get some campeonatos in and have some oro around he waist soon enough. Pero yo boi standing in his way and not bout to make that shit easy. Gonna make him and ARIA work for it harder than he has had to work in some time. Cuz bro been on the shelf and imma expose all that ring rust and show what happens when you out the game and then come up against a real one like me who ain’t never left. Who been down for this shit since day one and been fighting to reach the top of this tag team division for the longest. Bronson thinks he can just walk back into EAW and step to TLA on he turf and take over the tag team division outta nowhere but I ain’t about to allow none of that shit to happen.
Gonna show him what I’m all bout.
TLA: Bronson thinks that the way that TLA been moving lately with Chris Elite has been real scummy out here? Escuchame Bronson I would think that you of all people would understand where a vato was coming from. I would think y’all would be picking up on what I am putting down ese. Cuz y’all be dealing with disappointments in yo partners and having to deal with Jon Kelton who ain’t been there for you at the times y’all need him to be there for you. Not to even mention the time last year where y’all decided to jump my ass cuz I was in a match with yo heina and was going to win that shit and you decided to take it personally. Y’all wanna talk bout honor but there ain’t nothing dishonorable about defending yourself against disrespect. When you were rolling with Jon Kelton I’m sure that y’all as Elysium expected a lil something outta each other when it came time to them big matches. Just like I am sure you are expecting a whole lot outta ARIA this week and for the rest of the tournament as long as you be involved. I am expecting big ass thangs from Bethany this week and I’m sure she be expecting La Pantera Sexual to be bringing his finest lucha to that ring. So when I have them same expectations of Chris Elite and he decides to put in zero effort I be taking that shit personally. It’s not even a matter of having a bad night or trying and failing. It’s a matter of not trying at all and disrespecting your tag team partner.
There just be some shit y’all don’t do.
TLA: Just be some shit y’all don’t tolerate. People be forgetting that I am the Baddest Hombre on the Planet. I ain’t a doormat for people to just walk over and do whatever they want. I be keeping it tranquilo but don’t get on my bad side cuz I will whoop dat culo like a mean motherfucker. I been here for a fight since day one and it don’t take a whole lot for me to hop in there against anyone, anytime, anywhere and get me one. Just like it ain’t gonna take a whole lotta motivation for me to hop in that ring and beat the shit outta Bronson Daniels and ARIA. It might have been a long time since y’all got involved in my business Bronson but y’all want to go ahead and talk about Road to Redemption from two years ago then y’all might as well be giving me motivation to slap the shit outta you. Cuz yo dayum right I was real confident in that Chamber. I still am confident now. My confidence just as justified now as it was then. Ain’t nobody on Showdown could take that gold off me and it took half the roster to do it. Y’all managed to gang up on me and eliminate me out the game and then managed to fight yo way to the end of the Chamber only for Donovan Duke to take advantage of that shit on his own. Then we had to spend the whole rest of the season dealing with the Elysium soap opera while TLA ain’t get a shot for the longest. TLA be kept out the World Title scene and put in the tag team division and we still here a year later looking to snatch some gold with the latest partner that los jefes decided to throw me together with. But you know what I got a good feeling about this one? She mean, she mad, she ready to mutilate the shit outta all y’all.
Ain’t no one safe.
TLA: ARIA ain’t safe. Ain’t safe on this block. I ain’t really got no beef with ARIA tho to be honest. We have crossed paths several times this season and she always be giving yo boi a good fight. Stepping up to the plate and trying her best regardless of that outcome. I can’t hate on nothing. Can’t hate on the hustle and if this lucha were to go the wrong way then I would prolly be supporting ARIA and Bronson all the way to the finals out here. But that is only if they manage to survive the onslaught I’m finna unleash on them this week which ain’t likely. Cuz you know that when it comes to ARIA I gots what it takes to step to her and take her down. Gonna be stylin’ on her gonna unleash them finest lucha moves up on her ass and put her down for that uno dos tres. Gonna end them tag team dreams and force them out the Tag Team Turmoil tournament while TLA and Dr. Bethany Blue going all the way against all odds. They said it couldn’t be done but I been making a whole career outta showing people what they say can’t be done can in fact be done. So imma do it again and I wish Bronson and ARIA luck on finding they own road to Pain for Pride. But imma take this tank and ram they asses off the road leave em burning up in the ditch. Cuz this shit is my road to Pain for Pride and I ain’t be letting nobody else drive down this shit. Y’all see me rollin’ in my lowrider you best move out the way before I come flyin’ into you at them highest speeds.
Gonna be a real severe crash up in here.
TLA is shown driving his lowrider at full speed into oncoming traffic. He may not survive but that is the fault of the other drivers if they don’t get out of the way.
