MATCH PROMO Bodega Bhronicles Part 2: Harlem Edition

Blicky Boyz

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EAW ROSTER
Messages
6
Points
3
Location
New York City
(Chris Elite, Malcolm Jones, Astraea Jordan, Big Mike and the rest of the squad are shown on 125th street of Harlem standing in front of the Apollo everyone in Blicky Boyz apparel except Astraea since “AsTrAeA bEtTeR”.)

(The crew walks around the busy strip where a lot of venders are selling things including black market wrestling shirts, they come across what they thought was a Jason Skilled, Skilled Striker Wrestling shirt but it’s really just a shirt for a defunct wrestling promotion, they say it makes a good alternative for toilet paper.)

Astraea Jordan: Hmm, I think I saw one of those picture takers with this shirt on…

(She looks at a shirt that says “#SheepBetter” on it)

Malcolm Jones: Come to think of it, that’s definitely the shirt a few of them had on!

Astraea Jordan: The irony of them wearing sheep merchandise while actually being sheep, I love hypocrites.

Big Mike: Malcolm yo, while we on the subject of all this shopping shit.. I seen you on that sneaker shopping with REVOLT. Wassup did you cop me anything B?

Malcolm Jones: Now you know damn well they don’t have nothing to fit ya feet except the Liquid Bozo 11s or the Habibi 5s.

Chris Elite: Man forget all of that I have something I want to get off my chest about Maximum and TLA.

Big Mike :dame:

Chris Elite: Anyway, Maximum I know you’re feeling yourself right now. I mean you shouldn’t be after everything you were saying about me. Funny how the tables turn, you kept talking down on my name that whole week but when you beat me it’s the biggest thing ever. You should’ve known you were going to beat me with the way you were talking. Especially since I had to compete in 2 matches, one of them being against two legends. I’m not going to sit here and make excuses congratulations you finally earned something. I hope you enjoy this moment I hope it stays with you forever because it’s the only good moment you’ll have in this company. Especially over me because next time we meet up you have a healthy Chris Elite with Malcolm Jones in his corner. While you are stuck with TLA someone I’ve defeated before. Someone and it hurts me to say this since were such good friends. But someone that is known to be choke artist someone who can’t get it done. Just watch what happened in our match he was supposed to beat me and he failed. I can’t really call this week a choke if he loses though you guys are expected to lose to us and that’s exactly what will happen. Like my partner was saying you are just a rip off a cheap version of other shit. Maximum Inc, Monsters Inc better. You are the dollar general brand of shit. I’ve seen qualities of you in other people and it’s because everyone wants to do the same shit. Pretend to be something they’re not. Pretend to be business men, pretend to be Spanish thugs. No one is truly themselves anymore and it’s sad. With the Blicky Boyz though what you see is what you get and what you see is simple. What you see is two talented flashy young men. Men who’ve been through real struggles in their life and not made up from our imagination or what we seen on a cartoon or movie. With you everything is a rip off I’ve seen it all already. Like I stated already though you can come out here and brag all you want. “B-b-but I beat you” That’s cool, it’s fine I’m not worried about it, it’s not the end of the world because ever since beating me you’ve taken L after L and that’s going to continue this week. The Welterweight champion was supposed to be the best champion in the company someone who stood up for us and our division. Now look, that’s soon to change after TLA gets his shot I’ll comeback for what should be mine and what you got lucky obtaining. Then we’ll have the Welterweight champion people want and the one people need.

Big Mike: That’s right B talk that shit. If this man let every loss he’s taken in his career get to his head and bring him down he’d be emo right now listening to Blitch in his basement. He learns from them though it makes him stronger and it’s going to turn him into the most dangerous man alive and right next to him is someone else who is going to become the most dangerous man alive. The Blicky Boyz are nothing to be played with a minor setback for a major fucking comeback you feel me? Don’t you ever sleep on New York!

Chris Elite: Facts and TLA I see you trying to keep shit copasetic talking about some no beef zone. Trying to play it safe and after our last match up as you should remain humble remember who is better than you. That’s right I know you recall what I said after the last match whoever wins is truly the best man and who came with their hand raised? Well it damn sure wasn’t you. So go ahead bring up the fact I lost and my win over means nothing now. When that isn’t the case my win over you still holds weight that’s why you are approaching this match as humble as you are. You know what it is already and that’s nothing to be ashamed of it’s showing respect to your superiors. Showing respect to someone you know is better than you. It’s about time someone came with this energy showing respect when deserved. Not some dick eating bozo. I hope my words don’t offend you and you don’t try to talk all crazy all the sudden because I can get disrespectful too and so can MJ I mean you already heard what he had to say. Holding nothing back I wish you’d do the same but hey you’re scared you know what you walking into this weekend. I respect it I won’t clown you for it but Malcolm most likely will and can you blame him? If it was anyone else the energy would be different you’d be talking that shit TLA is supposed to be talking and not holding back. Not trying to avoid beef. Again though, I understand you’re scared and shit I would be too if I were you stepping in the ring with us.

Malcolm Jones: Facts my guy. We got TLA out here looking like a reformed person who just wants to live a happy wholesome life without the extra drama that comes with it. Now you wanna be a church boy, fuck outta here it's too late for that, ain't no turning back. The life you choose gonna be met with people trying to test ya "gangsta" to see if you real or not and ima be the first person to do that, so be ready don't tuck your tail like a lil bitch. He reminds me of those people who say they have “no correlation with those who like to involve themselves in drama” just to turn around and go back on their word. But I’m glad I could be of help and give sis a much needed intervention, ain’t nobody tryna sit around watching him look like as much of an idiot as he has over the last I don’t even know how many years. TLA needs to realize that the whole time these people have been laughing AT him, not WITH him. Maybe he can finally get over that hump and become a champion with this new self realization…….. SIKE fuck outta here he ain’t becoming shit as long as Big Bloody Bhris is in the same division as him. But hey maybe just like we showed TLA the way that being a tapdancing bozo ain’t the wave, maybe we can do the same for Maximum when we show him that being a scamming ass fraud won’t last when we give him that reality check and take his title.

(Random man with a curious but suspicious expression walks up to the group)

Random man: Wassusp guys, my names Bandit. I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, you guys know Maximum?!

Chris Elite: Unfortunately.

Bandit: Man Maximum used to be my partner back in the day hows he doing?

Astraea Jordan: We ain’t got time for the conversing right now… what do you want?

Bandit: Okay well I was hoping you know, if any of you guys were interested in a unique money making opportunity. I could turn whatever’s in your account triple the amount and you can take the lion’s share. I just need your credit card info, a social security number and we can proceed.

Big Mike: Aye man this don’t sound like a bad idea B. Ight so the credit card number is 834-- (Chris Elite slaps Big Mike upside his bald head once again)

Chris Elite: Issa scammer you fucking bozo. Ya 10 baby moms take that much money in child support that you gotta resort to this? Look Bandit we ain’t got the time for your scamming right now, I already gotta deal with a scammer in your old partner Maximum, and we damn sure can’t partake in any illegal activities since the screenshot wizards got the cops on us. So fuck outta our faces.

Bandit: Sorry man I was just trying to he--

Astraea Jordan: NOW.

(Bandit runs off)

Random crew member: But yo man, y’all think we shook the cops off completely? We in a whole new burrough and the snitches seem to have ceased. What you think?

Malcolm Jones: I don’t even care anymore to be honest, I just wanted a reason to come back to Harlem. One thing you should know about those people taking pictures is this, they only do it because they think the person that they're snitching to is the superior who can get these people in trouble. Little do they know, it’s hard to snitch on a man who’s above the law. When they realize that their efforts are rendered useless, they'll either stop or change their tune, for their own survival. So once the smoke clears they’ll probably on our dick and act like nothing happened because at the end of the day, people are only loyal to one thing…. and that thing is power. That’s why we need to take over the world. Getting back in the winning column will be a good start and we can go from there. Now who’s tryna get their ankles snatched at The Rucker?

Random crew member: Aye I thought you’d never ask! Let’s get this 5 on 5 popping!

(The crew walks off and up the block as they make their way to play basketball. Suddenly as the crew is up the block and far away, a figure steps out of the shadows. It is an out of shape person with a neckbeard, he’s writing down notes and adjusting his camera while crossing the street after having spied on the crew without their knowledge)

(Suddenly, he’s hit by a speeding SUV as all of his notes go flying and the camera breaks)

End scene.
 
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