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“The Gospel”
Clayton Golde
(FULL NAME IS CLAYTON MIDAS GOLDE)
Nicknames: The Clout-Shark, Golden God, The Only Alpha Male, Wincel, The God of the Grift, Modern Day Midas, The Rational Male, Gigachad, Homo Sapien Superior
Billed from: His Golden Compound in Romania
Pic base: Grayson Waller
Inspirations: Andrew Tate, Fresh and Fit?, Grayson Waller, The Miz, Logan Paul, Richard Holliday, Clavicular
Gimmick: alpha male podcaster/grifter.
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 210 pounds
Description: Clayton Golde found podcast and wrestling success outside of EAW, but his desire for money and influence could only be quenched by a wider audience. Due to ongoing investigations (by the matrix), he will lie about the most minute details of his life. A pure grifter, he espouses a lifestyle of money, fame, and women to his audience of teenage boys. He uses his clout to sell them courses, products, pseudo-philosophical garbage. Golde is addicted to his image and will so and do anything to add to it/retain it. The Gospel will say or do anything to add to his stock. He loves to emasculate and piss off his opponents in order to make himself look better. At the end of the day, he’ll go after big names even if he loses and dismisses anyone who isn’t going to get him more TV time. He prefers cutting promos from the safety of his podcast studio.
Disposition: Cowardly heel
Tendency to cheat: very often
Theme: “Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy
Entrance: Golden smoke flows over the stage and ramp as the music plays. Golde emerges through the smoke with a girl, presumably paid, and gives her a kiss before he waves her away rudely. He then stops at the top of the ramp, spreads his arms wide, as a spotlight covers him. He basks in it for a moment before smirking and walking down to the ring.
Big match theme: “Confident” by Demi Lovato
Special Entrance: A two-minute advertisement plays for Clayton’s Podcast as golden smoke fills the stage and ramp. As the music hits, Golde emerges through the smoke on a white horse led by a few scantily-clad women. As they guide him towards the ring he taunts the crowd. Once at the ring, he steps off the horse directly onto the apron. As he does, a spotlight hits him as he spreads his arm and embraces the environment.
Motivations: Golde wrestles for clout. He wants to draw more viewers to his podcast, “Golden Gospel”. If he wins a title, his views would increase exponentially. To him, as a “celebrity”, he believes EAW should give him opportunities and he will say/do anything to get them. Golde also believes that as a self-made man, he should be able to do and take whatever he wants.
------------SEASON UPDATE/PAIN FOR PRIDE 2026 UPDATE---------
The anti-Golde mind virus…very unfortunately has infected every avenue of EAW. As he tapped out at Pain for Pride, ending his illustrious New Breed title reign, Golde heard the cheers of the Canadian crowd. These cheers have drilled their way into his brain leaving him with only one real conclusion: it’s the people who are wrong. Golde’s ego isn’t going to be checked by such a loss, with the Golden Age brought to a conclusion, a new era has dawned in the career of Clayton Golde. It’s time for the Golderassic Period. If betas, jesters, and mud people are going to boo him, that must mean he’s doing something right. After all, what hurts more than the truth? As a new GOLDEN dawn comes around the corner, perhaps it is time for the Clout Shark to turn another title into solid Golde…
Wrestling debut: Allegedly 2017
Favorite match type: steel cage match
Least favorite match: barbed wire, glass, anything with fire
Favorite weapon: microphone
Standard movesClayton Golde
(FULL NAME IS CLAYTON MIDAS GOLDE)
Nicknames: The Clout-Shark, Golden God, The Only Alpha Male, Wincel, The God of the Grift, Modern Day Midas, The Rational Male, Gigachad, Homo Sapien Superior
Billed from: His Golden Compound in Romania
Pic base: Grayson Waller
Inspirations: Andrew Tate, Fresh and Fit?, Grayson Waller, The Miz, Logan Paul, Richard Holliday, Clavicular
Gimmick: alpha male podcaster/grifter.
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 210 pounds
Description: Clayton Golde found podcast and wrestling success outside of EAW, but his desire for money and influence could only be quenched by a wider audience. Due to ongoing investigations (by the matrix), he will lie about the most minute details of his life. A pure grifter, he espouses a lifestyle of money, fame, and women to his audience of teenage boys. He uses his clout to sell them courses, products, pseudo-philosophical garbage. Golde is addicted to his image and will so and do anything to add to it/retain it. The Gospel will say or do anything to add to his stock. He loves to emasculate and piss off his opponents in order to make himself look better. At the end of the day, he’ll go after big names even if he loses and dismisses anyone who isn’t going to get him more TV time. He prefers cutting promos from the safety of his podcast studio.
Disposition: Cowardly heel
Tendency to cheat: very often
Theme: “Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy
Entrance: Golden smoke flows over the stage and ramp as the music plays. Golde emerges through the smoke with a girl, presumably paid, and gives her a kiss before he waves her away rudely. He then stops at the top of the ramp, spreads his arms wide, as a spotlight covers him. He basks in it for a moment before smirking and walking down to the ring.
Big match theme: “Confident” by Demi Lovato
Special Entrance: A two-minute advertisement plays for Clayton’s Podcast as golden smoke fills the stage and ramp. As the music hits, Golde emerges through the smoke on a white horse led by a few scantily-clad women. As they guide him towards the ring he taunts the crowd. Once at the ring, he steps off the horse directly onto the apron. As he does, a spotlight hits him as he spreads his arm and embraces the environment.
Motivations: Golde wrestles for clout. He wants to draw more viewers to his podcast, “Golden Gospel”. If he wins a title, his views would increase exponentially. To him, as a “celebrity”, he believes EAW should give him opportunities and he will say/do anything to get them. Golde also believes that as a self-made man, he should be able to do and take whatever he wants.
------------SEASON UPDATE/PAIN FOR PRIDE 2026 UPDATE---------
The anti-Golde mind virus…very unfortunately has infected every avenue of EAW. As he tapped out at Pain for Pride, ending his illustrious New Breed title reign, Golde heard the cheers of the Canadian crowd. These cheers have drilled their way into his brain leaving him with only one real conclusion: it’s the people who are wrong. Golde’s ego isn’t going to be checked by such a loss, with the Golden Age brought to a conclusion, a new era has dawned in the career of Clayton Golde. It’s time for the Golderassic Period. If betas, jesters, and mud people are going to boo him, that must mean he’s doing something right. After all, what hurts more than the truth? As a new GOLDEN dawn comes around the corner, perhaps it is time for the Clout Shark to turn another title into solid Golde…
Wrestling debut: Allegedly 2017
Favorite match type: steel cage match
Least favorite match: barbed wire, glass, anything with fire
Favorite weapon: microphone
- Jabs
- Big boot
- Clothesline
- Standing dropkick
- Missile dropkick
- Tope con hilo
- DDT (standing and draped over ropes)
- Superkick
- Atomic drop
- Arm drags
- Fireman’s carry takedown
- Repeated standing elbow drops
- Snap suplexes
- Butterfly suplexes
- Springboard clotheslines, crossbody
- Scoop slam
- Teardrop suplex
- Piledriver
- Sit out power bomb
- Tilt-whirl- back breaker
- Hip toss
- Knee lift
- Stun gun
- Flapjack
- Apron face slam basically smashing their face into the apron
- Diving 450 leg drop
- Guillotine leg drop
- Decapitator with the ropes
- Top rope frankensteiner
- Back body drop
- Sleeper hold
- Northern lights suplex
- School boy power bomb
- Spinebuster
- Frankensteiner
- Fisherman suplex
- Fisherman neckbreaker
- Famouser
- Backstabber
- Regalplex
- Bulldog
- Diving bulldog
- Inverted hurricanrana
- School boy pin
- Jackknife pin
- Crucifix pin
- Springboard stunner (The Brand Deal)
- One Inch Punch
- Standing discus elbow (Demonetized) mainly a counter
- Hip Toss into the turnbuckle (The 304)
- Combo of 5 quick standing leg drops w/theatrics (Golde Rush)
- Leaping Rude Awakening basically an inverted stunner (C’est La Vie)
- Rotating flatliner from the power slam position spun into the flatliner (The Golde Pill)
- Arm trapped Boston crab (The Law of Attraction)
- Golde holds his opponent in a front slam and runs off the middle turnbuckle for a moonsault slam (Blood Money)
Achievements:
- Once appeared on the Joe Rogan Experience
- 3x WiFC World Champion
- Successful affiliate marketing program: Golde’s School for the Gifted
- Participated on the Bachelor (was kicked out after two episodes)
- 1x DHW Intercontinental champion
- Shook hands with Elon Musk once (Elon does not remember this)
- Rich.
- 1x New Breed Champion
Notes/Booking Information:
- Clayton rarely gets frustrated as he considers all clout good clout. Insults, attacks, etc., just mean that people are paying attention in his mind. However, not getting attention or clout will make him angry
- Clayton will often say innapropriate/bordering on discriminatory comments. He holds none of these beliefs, but he knows it will get him attention/appeal to the geeks who watch his podcast.
- Compulsive liar; will say things that are contradictory about his life and have zero problems with it. As a salesmen, he knows how to manipulate people easily.
- Clayton has a line of supplements, energy drinks, clothing, and more. If he can put his name on it, he will sell it for a buck.
- Despite being very athletic, Golde loves to slow down the pace of a match in order to soak in the spotlight. He’ll attempt to taunt, mock, and bully his opponent to establish his superiority.
- Golde paid IG models to hang out with him.
- Clayton would rather be disqualified or counted out than pinned or submitted. One of the best in the world at running away from his problems and blaming someone else.
- In his mind, anyone who likes Golde is correct and based, anyone who doesn't is a chud and incel.
- Clayton is barred from the country of Lithuania
THE NEW TIMELINE OF GOLDE:
2023-2025 ----- BLANK PERIOD
Nobody knows what happened during this time period besides Golde bringing in billions of dollars worth of revenue and memorializing Charlie Kirk. Anyone who mentions this time period is a paid agent.
DECEMBER 2025 TO JUNE 2026 ---- THE GOLDEN AGE
During this time, Clayton turned the New Breed title into a borderline world title. EAW ticket sales went through the roof. Millions rejoiced! Stocks had gone up! In fact, some people even thanked his presence for making the stock market go up. This period was very TRAGICALLY ended by the dark priestess who clearly was on a large quantity of performance enhancing drugs. Everyone is nostalgic for this reign as it brought in billions and made many a childhood memory. Anyone who mentions Clayton submitting (CGI’d in by his enemies) will be met with insults.
JUNE 2026 TO UNDERTERMINED ---- THE GOLDERASSIC PERIOD
During this new era, post when the New Breed title had gone woke, Clayton Golde seeks to prove that his reign was not just a fluke. It was his intelligence that dwarfs most men, his tactical skills that made Alexander the Great look like a kid chewing on checkers, and genetic abilities that legally make him Homo Sapien Superior that made him champion. Now, he’s looking to use his clout to draw more money, expand his business empire, and turn another title into Golde.
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