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Clayton M. Golde

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“The Gospel”
Clayton Golde


Nicknames: The Clout-Shark, Golden God, The Only Alpha Male, Wincel, The God of the Grift, Modern Day Midas, The Rational Male, Gigachad

Billed from: His Golden Compound in Romania

Pic base: Grayson Waller

Inspirations: Andrew Tate, Fresh and Fit?, Grayson Waller, The Miz, Logan Paul, Richard Holliday

Gimmick: alpha male podcaster/grifter

Height: 6’2”

Weight: 210 pounds

Description: Clayton Golde found podcast and wrestling success outside of EAW, but his desire for money and influence could only be quenched by a wider audience. Due to ongoing investigations (by the matrix), he will lie about the most minute details of his life. A pure grifter, he espouses a lifestyle of money, fame, and women to his audience of teenage boys. He uses his clout to sell them courses, products, pseudo-philosophical garbage. Golde is addicted to his image and will so and do anything to add to it/retain it. The Gospel will say or do anything t It's good for us emasculate and piss off his opponents in order to make himself look better. At the end of the day, he’ll go after big names even if he loses and dismisses anyone who isn’t going to get him more TV time. He prefers cutting promos from the safety of his podcast studio.


Disposition: Cowardly heel

Tendency to cheat: very often

Theme: “Betty (Get Money)!” by Yung Gravy

Entrance: Golden smoke flows over the stage and ramp as the music plays. Golde emerges through the smoke with a girl, presumably paid, and gives her a kiss before he waves her away rudely. He then stops at the top of the ramp, spreads his arms wide, as a spotlight covers him. He basks in it for a moment before smirking and walking down to the ring.

Big match theme: “Confident” by Demi Lovato

Special Entrance: A two-minute advertisement plays for Clayton’s Podcast as golden smoke fills the stage and ramp. As the music hits, Golde emerges through the smoke on a white horse led by a few scantily-clad women. As they guide him towards the ring he taunts the crowd. Once at the ring, he steps off the horse directly onto the apron. As he does, a spotlight hits him as he spreads his arm and embraces the environment.


Motivations: Golde wrestles for clout. He wants to draw more viewers to his podcast, “Golden Gospel”. If he wins a title, his views would increase exponentially. To him, as a “celebrity”, he believes EAW should give him opportunities and he will say/do anything to get them.


-----NEW BREED CHAMPION/ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2025 UPDATE-----

Clout is king. Clout is power. Clout is...Golde. After Road to Redemption, Golde has proven that life IS a popularity contest. Golde fans practically worship him. Acquiring the New Breed title has poured gasoline on the fire of Golde's ego to the surprise of...literally nobody. As the Golden Age settles in on EAW, Golde looks at himself as a world champion. After all, he is the Golden God! As for the New Breed title, well, he's looking to prove that The King of Clout is the ONLY one of his breed.

Wrestling debut: Allegedly 2017

Favorite match type: steel cage match

Least favorite match: barbed wire, glass, anything with fire

The Favorite weapon: microphone
Standard moves
  • Jabs
  • Big boot
  • Clothesline
  • Standing dropkick
  • Missile dropkick
  • Tope con hilo
  • DDT (standing and draped over ropes)
  • Superkick
  • Atomic drop
  • Arm drags
  • Fireman’s carry takedown
  • Repeated standing elbow drops
  • Snap suplexes
  • Butterfly suplexes
  • Springboard clotheslines, crossbody
  • Scoop slam
  • Teardrop suplex
  • Piledriver
  • Sit out power bomb
  • Tilt-whirl- back breaker
  • Hip toss
  • Knee lift
  • Stun gun
  • Flapjack
  • Apron face slam basically smashing their face into the apron
  • Diving 450 leg drop
  • Guillotine leg drop
  • Decapitator with the ropes
  • Top rope frankensteiner
  • Back body drop
  • Sleeper hold
  • Northern lights suplex
  • School boy power bomb
  • Spinebuster
  • Frankensteiner
  • Fisherman suplex
  • Fisherman neckbreaker
  • Famouser
  • Backstabber
  • Regalplex
  • Bulldog
  • Diving bulldog
  • Inverted hurricanrana
  • School boy pin
  • Jackknife pin
  • Crucifix pin
Signatures:
  • Springboard stunner (The Brand Deal)
  • One Inch Punch
  • Standing discus elbow (Demonetized) mainly a counter
  • Hip Toss into the turnbuckle (The 304)
  • Combo of 5 quick standing leg drops w/theatrics (Golde Rush)
Finishers:
  • Leaping Rude Awakening basically an inverted stunner (C’est La Vie)
  • Rotating flatliner from the power slam position spun into the flatliner (The Golde Pill)
  • Arm trapped Boston crab (The Law of Attraction)
Ultra Finisher:
- Golde holds his opponent in a front slam and runs off the middle turnbuckle for a moonsault slam (Blood Money)

Achievements:

  • Once appeared on the Joe Rogan Experience
  • 3x WiFC World Champion
  • Successful affiliate marketing program: Golde’s School for the Gifted
  • Participated on the Bachelor (was kicked out after two episodes)
  • 1x DHW Intercontinental champion
EAW Achievements:
  • 1x New Breed Champion

Notes:

  • Clayton rarely gets frustrated as he considers all clout good clout. Insults, attacks, etc., just mean that people are paying attention in his mind. However, not getting attention or clout will make him angry
  • Clayton will often say innapropriate/bordering on discriminatory comments. He holds none of these beliefs, but he knows it will get him attention/appeal to the geeks who watch his podcast.
  • Compulsive liar; will say things that are contradictory about his life and have zero problems with it. As a salesmen, he knows how to manipulate people easily.
  • Clayton has a line of supplements, energy drinks, clothing, and more. If he can put his name on it, he will sell it for a buck.
  • Despite being very athletic, Golde loves to slow down the pace of a match in order to soak in the spotlight. He’ll attempt to taunt, mock, and bully his opponent to establish his superiority.
  • Golde paid IG models to hang out with him.
  • Clayton would rather be disqualified or counted out than pinned or submitted. One of the best in the world at running away from his problems and blaming someone else.
  • Clayton is barred from the country of Lithuania
 
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