MATCH PROMO "Drake is undefeated against you." -- Pain for Pride I

Ms. Extreme

The Problem Child. ✨
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"Drake is undefeated against you." -- Pain for Pride I


I challenged Chris Elite’s challenge with the optimism that it would grant me the ‘marquee match’ feel that I could only get in a World Championship match. I want to go into this match feeling something. When you look at last year, I had all of the need and feeling of needing to dethrone Darcy May Morgan and take the Universal Women’s Championship. She tried to pull some of the slimmest shit, trying to get me to feel insecure about myself and while that shit didn’t work, I went into the match feeling the need to beat her ass and make her contemplate her future in this company. At the end, it was yours truly who did the most amazing thing and became champion. Not only that, but I broke a record. I made history. I faced some of the best women in this company, who have been elevated in some sort of way or placed in the right path to do something amazing. My reign was the reign that no one wanted to end. It was a reign that they wouldn’t have minded if it went on forever, but just like all great things, it comes to an end. It’s bittersweet that I lost the title to Andrea, my friend, but it might as well been her or Bethany, two women who should have been in that Extreme Elimination Chamber two months prior.

Even when I lost the title, I didn’t want to go down that horrid path about having no direction. Instead, I wanted to participate in all of the fun #EAW15 festivities. I was more than fortunate to get my dream match with Cage. It was more than a pleasure to team with my former enemy in Dr. Bethany Blue as we basically killed IDOL-GUN at Grand Rampage. While she had commented about how Ms. Extreme versus Dr. Bethany Blue could have been a match, she should have made that happen for herself. I mean, who would I be opposed to that match? A match where the two of us can beat the hell out of each other? Maybe, another time, Bethany because I do get the feeling we’ll cross paths soon enough with it being a new season in all. I heard the word on social media of people who don’t understand why I accepted Chris Elite’s open challenge? Honestly, this wasn’t my ideal match at Pain for Pride. This isn’t a match up that tickles my fancy. This isn’t a match that interests me, but perhaps, it interests you enough to stay your asses in those seats and what the match up that’s going to be more interesting than you’ll be getting that entire weekend. Nothing should be bringing you people the satisfaction than watching me beat the shit out of that bald bitch who wants to talk shit about the fact that I’m bonding with Drake while the only bonding that he doing is with his finger.

Gee, I used a joke that’s already been used in the past, but I would think that he knows a thing or two about using shit that’s already been done in the past, right? See, I figured that, so why not bring up stuff that hasn’t been used before? I see in his little video of his, he mentioned Drake for a good portion of it. It wasn’t something that I was going to go much into depth, but why not? I mean, it’s already something that Chris brought up; however this time, how about we bring out the actual truth?

Let’s talk about how Drake is undefeated against you, right? You see, I counted it on my fingers all the times that you took a massive ‘L’ to Drake, and honestly, I stopped counting after thirty because it’s obvious that you have NEVER gotten the upper hand against someone like Drake, who has had your number each and every time. Maybe, that’s the reason why I decided to talk to spend time with him after that one Voltage? Maybe, I just needed the incredible wisdom of Drake King on how I can have as good of a win/loss record as him (bitch that was sarcasm, but I know that you’re not too bright to see that). As you can see, the reasoning is such a pure thing because if I wanted to, I could have bitch slapped Drake across that bar, but I figured that it would have been good use to get his wisdom on how to handle you because the last time we had some sort of confrontation, you ended up pinning me in the middle of the ring. That was such a tragic moment this season because it was not only one of my first losses that season. It was underneath shitty circumstances. People like me shouldn’t be losing to losers like you who took like ten fucking years to make something of themselves. It took me four matches to win my first championship. It took you eight years to win a World Championship and even then, no one really took you seriously. If the opinion of my family doesn’t matter to you, why say anything about it? If not gaining the respect of the Ava isn’t something that phases you, why are you holding onto that shit like it’s your origin story and you are desperate into making me or any Ava, in particular, the villains of your pathetic little arc? We don’t stay up at night, panicking because Chris Elite doesn’t care about us or our opinion. We go to sleep laying in a bed full of money, knowing that people like you are always going to be trying to get the attention of me and my family, and the only reason I’m deciding to give you the time a day is that you're my opponent at Pain for Pride. Even then, you are incapable of getting my attention nor producing any content that isn’t providing a concrete argument, confirming that there’s anything going on between Drake and me besides my tequila and his seltzer water. Although, you’re more than free to bring up the receipts instead of going with the whole “trust me bro” approach as you desperately try to get people to take your word instead of listening to the woman
herself.

That’s all it really was. The whole situation isn’t that deep, but I know that you have this habit of taking the smallest of things and throwing them out of proportion. You are doing so much to try to villains me, but aren’t you the one stalking people? You wanted to be the creep and watch us from afar for some reason. Maybe, it’s because you were wondering why you get zero bitches and how Drake could get a woman to talk to him, despite being such a slimy, little weasel. That shit is mind-blowing to me, but if you were REALLY there, stalking Drake and me that night. You would have brought some proof of what exactly went on at that bar besides ordering some drinks and a few scattered conversations. You have nothing to provide on the topic, so you’re stuck with making these outlandish accusations, trying to poke fun at the situation by calling me “Camille Cosby” and accusing me of drugging Drake? Make fun of my looks all you want, but I don’t need to drug a man into fucking me. I would go to the Chairman of the Board if you want an idea of how to slip a drug into your date. I mean, he did sedate a woman into marrying him, so if I were you, I would be real careful in making sloppy accusations like that. With the whole #MeToo Movement that’s infiltrated the wrestling world, leading to people being ‘canceled’ and whatnot, you need to spend your time and energy on trying to cancel the people that have done shit, rather than making accusations about people who have done nothing wrong than challenge, someone, as garbage as yourself into a match at Pain for Pride. To me, that’s my only regret because I deserve so much better than to be downgraded into a feud where there is nothing that interests me at all. There is nothing that grabs my attention and most importantly, when this feud is all revolved around a baseless accusation of me spending time with a co-worker, outside of work and nothing more, then, I have completely lost my interest in the matter. The reason I attacked you on Voltage was that the entire conversation was stupid and I couldn’t spend another moment, losing hundreds of brain cells with needing to hear you talk about my personal life rather than hype up the match at Pain for Pride. While beating the shit out of you did provide me with some satisfaction, I think it’s going to be that much more satisfying to take the ‘W’ from you at Pain for Pride. To me, people gonna be calling this shit the ‘sleeper match’ after some competitive match-up, but with Ms. Extreme in the match, it’s automatically going to be good and while you aren’t my ideal opponent to go up against, I’ll try to be a miracle worker and carry you into a good wrestling match. Maybe, I’ll let you get a couple of hits in before I put you down for good.

Maybe, you can turn your focus on Season 16. Maybe, you can make some idealistic goals because you aren’t going to be World Champion again. You aren’t going to be headlining Pain for Pride. You’re not going to win any marquee events, but once again, it’s going to be another struggle of how Chris Elite can’t win the big one, and honestly, I’m not going with that cliche argument to use against you. It’s been used like a broken record. But, as I said — congrats on that Unified Tag Team Championship reign that no one fucking asked for. Congrats on proving EVERYONE who has constantly lived rent-free in that small head of yours wrong by winning another championship and still, it didn’t do anything for anyone. As we’re focusing on realistic goals to have in Season 16, you and a whole lot of people, need to focus on yourselves and not give a fuck about other people’s opinions. Maybe, you need to focus on the idea that not anyone is going to like you and just because no one likes you, doesn’t make them a ‘dickeater’ (leave that word back in 2018). I know, that seemed to be a common argument because no one has the same opinion as someone, and honestly, we should encourage different opinions. We should be open-minded without calling anyone ‘dickeaters,’ but I know that telling you to have an open mind is asking too much from you. It’s also quite difficult for you to not worry about everyone else’s different opinions on you on the matter, but it’s a clear reason why you haven’t been able to keep yourself afloat outside of a championship picture up until earlier this season with the Unified Tag Team Championship. You’re going to tell me that shit isn’t going to happen in Season 16? Do you think that you’re going to be ending your season in the most positive way possible with a victory over Ms. Extreme? Yeah, that’s not going to happen at all, but I love how big your imagination is. I love that you hold onto these dreams, thinking that they’ll come true, but it seems like you’ll be the one looking up at those stars after Pain for Pride is all said and done.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
 

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