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Ronan is standing backstage in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror practicing his hall of fame speech until he notices the camera and turns his attention to it
Malosi: Hi, don’t mind me I’m just practicing my Hall of Fame speech. Because a little birdie told me that the EAW Hall of Fame will be returning this year. I see no one more fit to be inducted than me. The key word: I see. It seems that most people aren’t too big of fans when it comes to seeing me in the Hall of Fame. Jake Smith, Bronson Daniels, Ryan Wilson, Korey Gaines they’re all not fans. It’s okay though because their opinions don’t matter to me because they are beneath me. Jake Smith, he may hold a championship and I may not. But that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s better than me. The only reason Jake Smith is champion is because we have never crossed paths for his title. The only reason Drake King is champion is because I had food poisoning the night of my title match. Drake King got off lucky if you ask me and so is Jake Smith. He got off lucky at Grand Rampage because he shouldn’t be standing here with that title right now. That title should be around Lance Blackfyre’s waist. I know it, Jake Smith knows it, you know it.
Malosi: You also know that the biggest loser in EAW has to be Ryan Wilson. Ya know, the ‘D’ plus player who somehow finagled his way into power over on Showdown. Good for you little fella, but you being in power only solidifies one thing. Showdown is nothing but a second rate show. I mean, out of all the people DEDEDE could’ve selected to be in power he chose you. He chose you, think about that for a minute. He chose the biggest rat on the Showdown roster. I guess this is Ryan’s dream job though. He gets to do what he’s best at: talking. Talking is fine, but when it comes to Ryan Wilson it’s all he knows how to do. He can talk your ear off, but when that bell rings he can job his ass off. I mean, last week, he stepped into my home and he took on W1LH3LM. Truthfully, I’m a little jealous because I didn’t get the chance to shut that vermin up once and for all. I digress, Ryan faced W1LH3LM and he tapped out. Ryan just played it off nonchalant, he doesn’t give two shits that he lost. You mean to tell me, he tapped out, and lost on Dynasty soil the so called “Inferior brand” to him and he doesn’t care. There it is people, no passion. Maybe that’s why Ryan Wilson doesn’t achieve much and is known as the neighborhood loser and he will ALWAYS be the neighborhood loser. Maybe he can remember that when he’s sliding in my social media timeline. Get your nose away from my business before I send you running like rats from a sinking ship.
Malosi: Bronson Daniels, I don’t really give a shit about what he has to say. I’m sure he probably didn’t mean most of it. It was either he forgot to take his “Medicine” and was super cranky or he took his “Medicine” and started spewing out shitty takes. And I HATE shitty takes. Maybe, Bronson saw his butt buddy Jake Smith talking shit and he decided to jump in like the little sheep he is. I don’t know and I don’t care. What I do care about is being in the Hall of Fame.
Malosi: I want the name Ronan Malosi to be associated with names as great as Extreme Enigma, DEDEDE, Starr Stan, and much much more. We all know I deserve, I’ve improved so much throughout the seasons and as I said some people can hate but I’m still a VETERAN. That’s right, I’m a VETERAN. Correct if I’m wrong but instead of creating arguments on social media shouldn’t Ryan, Bronson, and Smith have respect for veterans. I mean, they should be kissing the ground I walk on, people. They should be getting lattes, they should be getting me sandwiches, maybe towel service would be nice. Most importantly, they should give me some damn respect. Because like I said in the past, Ronan Malosi is wrestling royalty. I’ve been waiting for people to recognize me for what I am but I guess I’ve given ‘em too much credit. Now, I’m gonna make sure they recognize me. I’m gonna make sure they recognize me as not just a Hot Take King, but a wrestling hero as well. That’s right, I’m gonna save EAW. I’m gonna save EAW by cutting lose the biggest rodent roaming around today.....Korey Gaines.
Malosi: A few days ago, I put Korey Gaines on notice. I issued a statement, a warning if you will letting him know that his time in EAW is coming to an end. What does Korey Gaines say in response? The same old shit he’s been saying since last year. He claims he’s not afraid of me. His mouth says one thing, but his eyes say another. Korey, you’re afraid....you’re afraid and you know it. You’re afraid because you know that going into this match I’m like a rabid dog who’s been let off his leash. I’m hungry. I’m hungry, I want my food and I’m gonna get it, and there is no one...:NO ONE who’s gonna get in the fucking way. What am I hungry for, what do I crave so much? You, I crave you Korey Gaines. I crave ending your career and in a way I’m doing everybody a favor. I’m doing you a favor as well. Like I said, you came here with so much hype. Hype that you can’t live up to. You been tapping out over and over again on Dynasty soil. You’ve only won ONE match here on Dynasty. It’s pathetic, it’s pathetic. And you’re wasting my time and you’re wasting these people’s time. Because these people demand to be entertained and I’m just the one to do. They will be thoroughly entertained when I’m picking you apart limb-by-limb. And Korey, for some it’ll be hard. It’ll be hard to see you go away. To see you go away like I sent Brad Savage away. It’s for everyone’s own good like I said. I’m saving YOU Korey. I’m saving you from yourself. Because you came here with all this hype and you wanna live up to it. You wanna achieve new heights here on Dynasty....but it just won’t happen. You have all this hype but you’ll never be able to live up to any of it. It’s sad, it’s pathetic. That’s why I’m helping you by taking you out. So this facade can end. I’m going to beat you and expose you as just another EAW never was.
Ronan snarls
Malosi: You are right about one thing. I am the Cape-Town Crippler but I haven’t really been crippling the competition here in EAW like I should‘ve been as of late. But don’t get it twisted I have crippled here in EAW. I’ve crippled careers, I’ve crippled the career of Ryan Savage, I’ve crippled the career of Brandon Washington, I’ve crippled the career of Zachary Rod, Korey I’m going to cripple your’s and there’s not a damn thing you can or will be able to do about it. I mean, think about it. You couldn’t defeat Kasey Kaos who wishes she could have an eighth of my smarts, a girl who wishes she can have a bit of my strength, and a woman who wishes she can have some of my size. You lost to her, how do you expect to beat me? How do you expect to beat me in this Pitbull mentality my mind is in right now? You can’t, Korey. And I understand you’re in a mindset of your own right now. You are in a mindset to target and destroy me on Dynasty. You just can’t though, there’s no way. You’re mind is one thing, but your body is another. You’re body won’t be able to pull through on Dynasty. I saw you, I saw you limping out your goddamn doorway. Hehehe
Ronan mocks Korey by limping and is laughing while doing so, soon he stops though
Malosi: You talked all that big shit while icing your injured knee and I’m supposed to be intimidated? Look at me, I’m 100%, I’m warmed up. I didn’t even wrestle, last week. You did. You’re beaten up and I’m fresh. And lets face it, come Dynasty, I’m gonna be like a shark in the water who smells blood. Do you seriously not expect me to go after it? If so, you think too highly of me. I’m a desperate man come Dynasty, I’m going to target that leg if it means winning the match. Your worst mistake was telling me you were injured. That was the mistake of your career because now you have another reason to blame yourself for the end of it after Dynasty. I really don’t even know why you’re competing right now. You should’ve stayed gone, you should’ve iced your wounds, you should’ve listened to the doctors. Korey, you have pride but not a lot of brains. This is YOUR hill to die on. Another hill that you may die on is you claiming that I’ve been running from an ass whooping. Korey, when have I ever ran from this so called “Ass-whooping” from you? Never. In fact, it’s been you running away from me. You’ve been picking your spots and you’ve been taking them. When you came to Dynasty all you’ve performed on me was a cheap shot. The equivalent of a hit and run. You super kicked me and instead of facing consequences like a man. You purposely avoided me. You ganged up on me with those other rodents and dumped me out the ring. We shared the ring in a tag match against each other at one point. I was in the ring, Korey was nowhere to be found but on the apron. It seemed you ONLY came in when I was out the ring. You’ve been avoiding me so stop deluding yourself and saying I’ve been avoiding you. Shame on you, Korey.
Ronan shakes his head with a look of anger on his face
Malosi: Come Dynasty, those rodents won’t be there to help you. There will be no obstacles in the way and that’s not just good for me, but good for them as well. Because with the warrior mindset I stand here in....clear.....the.....way.
Ronan stares into the camera with a look of anger and walks off
Malosi: Hi, don’t mind me I’m just practicing my Hall of Fame speech. Because a little birdie told me that the EAW Hall of Fame will be returning this year. I see no one more fit to be inducted than me. The key word: I see. It seems that most people aren’t too big of fans when it comes to seeing me in the Hall of Fame. Jake Smith, Bronson Daniels, Ryan Wilson, Korey Gaines they’re all not fans. It’s okay though because their opinions don’t matter to me because they are beneath me. Jake Smith, he may hold a championship and I may not. But that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s better than me. The only reason Jake Smith is champion is because we have never crossed paths for his title. The only reason Drake King is champion is because I had food poisoning the night of my title match. Drake King got off lucky if you ask me and so is Jake Smith. He got off lucky at Grand Rampage because he shouldn’t be standing here with that title right now. That title should be around Lance Blackfyre’s waist. I know it, Jake Smith knows it, you know it.
Malosi: You also know that the biggest loser in EAW has to be Ryan Wilson. Ya know, the ‘D’ plus player who somehow finagled his way into power over on Showdown. Good for you little fella, but you being in power only solidifies one thing. Showdown is nothing but a second rate show. I mean, out of all the people DEDEDE could’ve selected to be in power he chose you. He chose you, think about that for a minute. He chose the biggest rat on the Showdown roster. I guess this is Ryan’s dream job though. He gets to do what he’s best at: talking. Talking is fine, but when it comes to Ryan Wilson it’s all he knows how to do. He can talk your ear off, but when that bell rings he can job his ass off. I mean, last week, he stepped into my home and he took on W1LH3LM. Truthfully, I’m a little jealous because I didn’t get the chance to shut that vermin up once and for all. I digress, Ryan faced W1LH3LM and he tapped out. Ryan just played it off nonchalant, he doesn’t give two shits that he lost. You mean to tell me, he tapped out, and lost on Dynasty soil the so called “Inferior brand” to him and he doesn’t care. There it is people, no passion. Maybe that’s why Ryan Wilson doesn’t achieve much and is known as the neighborhood loser and he will ALWAYS be the neighborhood loser. Maybe he can remember that when he’s sliding in my social media timeline. Get your nose away from my business before I send you running like rats from a sinking ship.
Malosi: Bronson Daniels, I don’t really give a shit about what he has to say. I’m sure he probably didn’t mean most of it. It was either he forgot to take his “Medicine” and was super cranky or he took his “Medicine” and started spewing out shitty takes. And I HATE shitty takes. Maybe, Bronson saw his butt buddy Jake Smith talking shit and he decided to jump in like the little sheep he is. I don’t know and I don’t care. What I do care about is being in the Hall of Fame.
Malosi: I want the name Ronan Malosi to be associated with names as great as Extreme Enigma, DEDEDE, Starr Stan, and much much more. We all know I deserve, I’ve improved so much throughout the seasons and as I said some people can hate but I’m still a VETERAN. That’s right, I’m a VETERAN. Correct if I’m wrong but instead of creating arguments on social media shouldn’t Ryan, Bronson, and Smith have respect for veterans. I mean, they should be kissing the ground I walk on, people. They should be getting lattes, they should be getting me sandwiches, maybe towel service would be nice. Most importantly, they should give me some damn respect. Because like I said in the past, Ronan Malosi is wrestling royalty. I’ve been waiting for people to recognize me for what I am but I guess I’ve given ‘em too much credit. Now, I’m gonna make sure they recognize me. I’m gonna make sure they recognize me as not just a Hot Take King, but a wrestling hero as well. That’s right, I’m gonna save EAW. I’m gonna save EAW by cutting lose the biggest rodent roaming around today.....Korey Gaines.
Malosi: A few days ago, I put Korey Gaines on notice. I issued a statement, a warning if you will letting him know that his time in EAW is coming to an end. What does Korey Gaines say in response? The same old shit he’s been saying since last year. He claims he’s not afraid of me. His mouth says one thing, but his eyes say another. Korey, you’re afraid....you’re afraid and you know it. You’re afraid because you know that going into this match I’m like a rabid dog who’s been let off his leash. I’m hungry. I’m hungry, I want my food and I’m gonna get it, and there is no one...:NO ONE who’s gonna get in the fucking way. What am I hungry for, what do I crave so much? You, I crave you Korey Gaines. I crave ending your career and in a way I’m doing everybody a favor. I’m doing you a favor as well. Like I said, you came here with so much hype. Hype that you can’t live up to. You been tapping out over and over again on Dynasty soil. You’ve only won ONE match here on Dynasty. It’s pathetic, it’s pathetic. And you’re wasting my time and you’re wasting these people’s time. Because these people demand to be entertained and I’m just the one to do. They will be thoroughly entertained when I’m picking you apart limb-by-limb. And Korey, for some it’ll be hard. It’ll be hard to see you go away. To see you go away like I sent Brad Savage away. It’s for everyone’s own good like I said. I’m saving YOU Korey. I’m saving you from yourself. Because you came here with all this hype and you wanna live up to it. You wanna achieve new heights here on Dynasty....but it just won’t happen. You have all this hype but you’ll never be able to live up to any of it. It’s sad, it’s pathetic. That’s why I’m helping you by taking you out. So this facade can end. I’m going to beat you and expose you as just another EAW never was.
Ronan snarls
Malosi: You are right about one thing. I am the Cape-Town Crippler but I haven’t really been crippling the competition here in EAW like I should‘ve been as of late. But don’t get it twisted I have crippled here in EAW. I’ve crippled careers, I’ve crippled the career of Ryan Savage, I’ve crippled the career of Brandon Washington, I’ve crippled the career of Zachary Rod, Korey I’m going to cripple your’s and there’s not a damn thing you can or will be able to do about it. I mean, think about it. You couldn’t defeat Kasey Kaos who wishes she could have an eighth of my smarts, a girl who wishes she can have a bit of my strength, and a woman who wishes she can have some of my size. You lost to her, how do you expect to beat me? How do you expect to beat me in this Pitbull mentality my mind is in right now? You can’t, Korey. And I understand you’re in a mindset of your own right now. You are in a mindset to target and destroy me on Dynasty. You just can’t though, there’s no way. You’re mind is one thing, but your body is another. You’re body won’t be able to pull through on Dynasty. I saw you, I saw you limping out your goddamn doorway. Hehehe
Ronan mocks Korey by limping and is laughing while doing so, soon he stops though
Malosi: You talked all that big shit while icing your injured knee and I’m supposed to be intimidated? Look at me, I’m 100%, I’m warmed up. I didn’t even wrestle, last week. You did. You’re beaten up and I’m fresh. And lets face it, come Dynasty, I’m gonna be like a shark in the water who smells blood. Do you seriously not expect me to go after it? If so, you think too highly of me. I’m a desperate man come Dynasty, I’m going to target that leg if it means winning the match. Your worst mistake was telling me you were injured. That was the mistake of your career because now you have another reason to blame yourself for the end of it after Dynasty. I really don’t even know why you’re competing right now. You should’ve stayed gone, you should’ve iced your wounds, you should’ve listened to the doctors. Korey, you have pride but not a lot of brains. This is YOUR hill to die on. Another hill that you may die on is you claiming that I’ve been running from an ass whooping. Korey, when have I ever ran from this so called “Ass-whooping” from you? Never. In fact, it’s been you running away from me. You’ve been picking your spots and you’ve been taking them. When you came to Dynasty all you’ve performed on me was a cheap shot. The equivalent of a hit and run. You super kicked me and instead of facing consequences like a man. You purposely avoided me. You ganged up on me with those other rodents and dumped me out the ring. We shared the ring in a tag match against each other at one point. I was in the ring, Korey was nowhere to be found but on the apron. It seemed you ONLY came in when I was out the ring. You’ve been avoiding me so stop deluding yourself and saying I’ve been avoiding you. Shame on you, Korey.
Ronan shakes his head with a look of anger on his face
Malosi: Come Dynasty, those rodents won’t be there to help you. There will be no obstacles in the way and that’s not just good for me, but good for them as well. Because with the warrior mindset I stand here in....clear.....the.....way.
Ronan stares into the camera with a look of anger and walks off
