MATCH PROMO Road to Redemption : What you can expect (Arch Enemies Promo)

Provençal

The Magnificent Bastard
EAW ROSTER
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Hello everyone, I am Hajime Kawano, one of EAW's young lions and the mouthpiece of the tag team known as the Arch Enemies. Before you ask, yes, PAKA-san and Provy-san are still tag partners even though they only fought twice as a team since its creation. They both hope, as well as I do, because talking for them is my gig after all, that the post Road to Redemption period will mark the official beginning of their tag team conquest to become the best unit in EAW history. However, before that, Provy-san and PAKA-san are training for the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royal coming up this Sunday and both of them have motivations of their own.

First, Provy-san. Like he said to Max A. Million last week, he wants to prove to everyone that he is not a lost cause, an eternal joke and, even if he progresses as fast as his flock of snails, he is still evolving. Of course, many in this upcoming Battle Royal thinks he will not be able to make it to the end, that he will break his own record of fastest eliminated wrestler in this kind of stipulation, just be PAKA-san human shield or simply ignores him. To this I respond, why not ? Why not continue to do so, people ? Why not forget about his existence and proceed to eliminate the wrestlers you think are the more dangerous ? Why don't you do like SKA and already celebrate your victory ? Or, also like him, already prepare your excuses when you finally gets eliminated ? Because, let's face it, for most of you, this is what's gonna happen after next Sunday. Hell, why most ? All of you will do the same thing. You will say "but I eliminated this guy", "but I lasted more than ten minutes", "but I wasn't at 100% going in the Battle Royal", and you will all look like pathetic children unable to own your defeat. You know who does it though ? Who clearly admits he lost more matches than he won ? Who will stand back up after every beating when most of you will fade out of this company ? Provençal ! And let me tell you, this simple mindset makes him more of a true Elitists than all of you combined...except El Landerson of course.

I have to admit, when I began my job as the Arch Enemies manager, I saw the Magnificent Bastard like most of you do right now : as a joke. After all, he was a loser called the Unvictorious for a reason. But I saw him train, I saw fail and I saw him get back up again making small steps towards betterment of himself every single time ! This Sunday, I know he might be the only one, again El Landerson not withstanding, who really deserves to win this Battle Royal, but I also know that's not enough. All his hard work, all his determination, all his sacrifice might not be enough to take the 100K, but he can take it like a man, going back to training with a smile on his face and an undying determination to be seen as a true Elitist. But hey, if you're all as predictable as I know you all are, he might do just fine in the Battle Royal. He'll just have to look all of you destroy each other, then pick up the pieces and, against all odds, transform all of you into jokes ! So laugh at Provy-san, mock him, hell, ignore him all together ! Whatever happens, he will stand back up while you fall, he will continue to grind his way to the top when you'll quit at the first sign of trouble and...he might even win this all thing !

For the second member of the Arch Enemies, well, it's a different story. For those who didn't saw how Max A. Million reacted to the letter PAKA-san wrote, know that he hates Battle Royals with a passion ! For him, this stipulation is a useless game of luck devoid of any merit or fun. If only those kind of matches were only winnable via pinfall or submission, elimination style, then he would have been pumped to test his endurance in a marathon of violence and brutality ! But no, in order to win, you just have to throw your opponents over the top rope, you don't even need to touch anyone ! How fucking pathetic ! PAKA-san finds this laughable when he sees it from the outside and quite irritating when he is forced to participate in this farce ! He is a fighter not a limbo aficionado ! He wants to give his all in the ring, violently abuse his opponents, see them become monsters in order to survive Voltage's bar of excellence ! So, this Sunday, he will not care about you, the 100K or even the rules of this god damn match ! He is gonna focus on someone, and have fun as long as he can rip this asshole apart.

The asshole in question is the Hypocritical Wonder himself, Korey Gaines. The king of lies pushing his narrative of a good corporate boy. What ? You thought he knew Extreme Enigma before coming in this company ? If yes, go back to your room little Timmy, you have homework to do ! This boy doesn't even know the nationality of the man who insulting him for months ! Yes, Gaines is a shill, a corporate tool only here because he sees EAW as his gateway to mainstream and fame. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and his sponsors. Oh I can hear you say "but, wrestling is full of egoists and ambitious son of bitch like him" and that's true, except that most of them are honest about their true nature. Gaines, on the other hand, he lies to everyone, he plays the tough guy who got some boo-boo after a deathmatch but is actually afraid to face an old man like PAKA-san. He tells everyone PAKA-san is hiding from him when, if he really wanted, Korey-kun could use his corporate overlords to put him and PAKA-san in a match, even tonight. If he is that good, that brave and better than PAKA-san, he could force EAW's hand, via his sponsors and shut our mouths for good...but he doesn't. Why ? Because this liar isn't courageous. In fact, he is afraid of PAKA-san. He is afraid of him because he is the only one in this company who can unmask the hypocrite, unveil the coward, show the world the true and ugly face of Korey-kun ! PAKA-san doesn't need mind-games to do it ! He doesn't need cheeky tactics ! All he needs, is a ring and an official ! Fortunately, he will have both this Sunday and will carve his path towards Korey-kun, not to eliminate him, not to make him lose the 100K, but to beat him up in front of all his fans ! That's all PAKA-san cares about in this match ! You hear this Korey-kun ? You say you want the trash talk to end ? This Sunday your wish will be granted, so prepare the best excuses you can for when you'll flee the ring like the true boy you are ! Because the price for that wish...is your head !

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