MATCH PROMO SHOWDOWN 1. You better no be like Shane

Michael Fitzsimmons

FKA ‘The Kaiser’ Xavier Arnold
EAW ROSTER
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We See Xavier in his new Jersey apartment looking at his Phone and sees the Showdown card and we see Xavier's Eyes turn to Fury he is Angry that he has to Tag again after The Shane debacle.

Fuck. Well I have to Deal with the crazy Guy Eric Crane. Well at least he has talent. He did come second In The Six man match. which I Breezed through. But Anyway. Xavier Arnold and Eric Crane Versus The Dragon slayers. what is your Names again. I don't know Because you Two are Just to two Dimensonal Losers. Choke at the last minute Pain For Pride you lost the ability to fight. And Midsummer Massacre. Well Malcom and Astrea Whooped your ass so much you could say its was as red as blood. Oh Your names are Sam Steele aaand Mike Shaw. it took me a Bit. but I got it.


Now I'm gonna Talk About Eric Crane. That Crazy Dude Who actually Can fight Unlike Mason Massacre. If anybody on Showdown I would tag with. it would probably be like Drake king Because he's actual Stable. Then it would be You Eric. Okay you Happy. Eric you Have a Good Record. But I'm The General. Your my Subject. Stay in your place. Your Know I Can Whip your Ass. So Eric What I'm Saying is. DON'T BE A FUCKING SHANE GATES. If you do jump of the apron. Well I will murder you. I'll get a chair And whack your head with it, Till you can see you skull. And Eric you may be Crazy But I can Get Crazy BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEVE MEEEEEE. I've Broke Legs, Broke Necks and Snapped Arms. I have been especially up and down Recently. After Sunami tayo lost me a match against Shane Gates. I've been Walking up and down the Streets of New jersey. Eric listen Son you can Steal the match. all you need to Know is Xavier F'N Arnold is always your Superior.

Xavier is Thinking Why are the Dragon Slayers are Still employed in EAW. Xavier's Explanation is The Dragon Slayers have Been Abysmal in the last few Weeks Sam and Mike are Nothing Compared to Eric let alone Xavier. Their are on a Higher levels Than the Slayers. And this will be a breeze for Xavier or Eric.

The Dragon Slayers Are the second and Third most irrelevant people Only to Sunami Tayo. That's all I need to say. soooooooooo

Xavier Superkicks the camera

I don't need to say it. LONG LIVE THE KAISER.
 

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