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Just in case you guys didn’t catch the message on social media a few days ago, let me remind you all of something….
I’M STILL THE CHAMP!!
That’s right, fuckers. Every single one of you was hoping and praying on my downfall at Reasonable Doubt. Every single one of you was wanting to see Elysium rip me and Harper limb from limb. Every single one of you were wanting to see me dethroned as Answers World Champion while hoping to see one of those Elysium jackoffs holding the Answers World Championship high in the air as they finally vanquished those “dastardly evil” villains while Showdown gets its happily ever after….
WELL THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN NOW, DID IT?
Elysium. Your saviors of Showdown. The men who were supposed to change the balance of power. The men who were going to save Showdown fell flat on their asses once again and FAILED. The broken hearts and broken spirits you all felt watching Jon Kelton pass out is exactly what you deserve for trusting somebody like Bronson Daniels to save a brand. He couldn’t save Dynasty. What the fuck made you think that he was going to have any better luck “saving” Showdown. But what makes this victory and this title defense that much sweeter is knowing that everybody was against me and Harper. Fuck, even the commentators were going against their contractually obligated duties and showing how biased they are towards me and Harper because we don’t kiss people’s asses in order to become successful. If you don’t like the way I handle my business, then you sure as hell can come right over and kiss my ass.
Now I really don’t see how you idiots can truly say how I have been cheating time and time again when the reality of the matter is that I have done nothing wrong and everything has been within the realm of the rules presented. Look at Reasonable Doubt. There was only one rule… be the competitor who picks up the final fall before time runs out to win the match and leave with the title. That’s exactly what I did. Of course you guys are gonna bitch about Ronan handcuffing Bronson to the ropes or me kicking Kelton in the dick or Ronan punching Kelton in the face. Go ahead and keep whining because THERE WERE NO RULES!! We could have done anything we wanted to each other and there wasn’t a damn thing anybody could do about it. Then there are going to be the people who think that I cheated back at King of Elite against Bronson. I don’t consider that cheating because Bronson should have been smart enough to realize that I am a competitor who has different methods to execute his attack, but yet they let me and Harper just do it. We have given them ample opportunities over the last few months to come up with a successful counter strike, yet they still end up falling flat on their asses. As far as I am concerned, if you dumbasses are stupid enough to not go into a match fully prepared, then you all deserve exactly what is coming to you.
Speaking of getting what they deserve, it looks like the Dumbass Brigade… sorry! I mean the “Hustler’s Alliance” is back for more as we once again have to face off against them in the ring. YAYYYYYYY! Oh you can definitely feel the excitement here, people. But wait! There’s more!! They have a friend joining them in all the fun. Isn’t that just the best? I mean look at it. The greatest team on Showdown today have to wrestle the new National Elite Champion, a dirty old smut peddler, and someone with the excitement level of a dull spaghetti dinner. I mean we could have been basking in the spotlight and enjoy what it means being the top stars of Showdown. But then again, we will be doing that anyway and now we get a nice little workout beating these three jerkoffs around as we head towards Grand Rampage because it seems like none of y’all are taking what we are doing seriously. Continuously playing us off as the disgruntled nutcases who are “desperate”... damn I hate that word… to stay at the top of Showdown. That’s where you fuckers are wrong. We are at the top of Showdown because we are that damn good. Four people working together under the guise of having the same desire. Strength in numbers. We aren’t the first team to align within that cause and we won’t be the last. Yet, now is the time people start to bitch and complain. Some people just don’t want to see other people succeed.
Hey, TLA! I really think that there is only one thing you should worry about and that is making sure that you keep your tag team partner from opening his mouth, saying stupid shit, and making an ass out of himself. From the sounds of the last two matches worth of Ryan Joseph Wilson promos that I am forced to listen to, you’re epically failing in that regard. You really don’t need to make comments about things that really don’t concern you in the first place. Case and point is the issue of me showing up to work. Uhhh duh. What the fuck kind of remark was that? I talk whenever I damn well please and the unwashed masses who need to keep their STDs in check, ahem YOU, should mind their own damn business. You never need to worry if I am ever going to show up for work because that is never something that should be left up to questioning. One, because that’s not my style. I show up and show why I am one of the best wrestlers in this company whether you idiots have earned the right to watch a Wrestling Masterclass or not. Two, why in the fuck would I let any of you ingrates soak in any sort of warmth within the Silas World spotlight. We didn’t have to let you anywhere near close, but here you are and you have the audacity to talk all this shit to me after our generosity. Ungrateful bastard.
I also think you need to lay off drinking all that damn liquor in the mornings with your breakfast because you are starting to sound very incoherent. Is it because you are jealous? Is it because you are so fucking delusional that it’s sad that your mentality level has reached this point. Maybe Ryan’s babbling like a moron is starting to become contagious, TLA. Poor guy. Now you don’t need to be so modest. People were calling you washed before, during, and after your title reign. The only reason people are calling me washed is because they are jealous and I am not their favorite. Whoop de do. Now you can try as hard as you want to try and main event Pain for Pride, but it isn’t going to do you any good. Nowadays the only things you have been able to catch are sexual diseases and fists in the face. Accept the facts. You might have held the title for six months, but I have already done more with the Answers World Championship in half the time. I put the spotlight back on the Answers World Championship. I am adding more prestige to the belt with each passing second. During most of your reign, you were playing supporting actor to that silicone whore Veena Adams while she took the spotlight with the National Elite Championship. You are getting close to your expiration date and it’s almost time to throw you into the trash where you belong along with your trashy prostitutes that slide up and down that shiny pole. Some people might think that you had a “good” reign, but as for me? I am just doing everything better and in the way that it should be done. Got a problem? Tough shit. I’ll just choke your ass out like I did to Kelton.
Look at what we’ve got here. Cody Maverick. The National Elite Champion. Good for him. He’s the only one of the opposing trio to do something halfway relevant in the last few months. Then again, that’s kind of a hollow victory considering who he’s teaming with. Not hard to win when the bar was set extremely low. It’s a shame that a title victory didn’t come with the power of brains because he’s certainly been saying some off the wall shit since we fought at Road to Redemption. Seems like his favorite phrase has been “I pinned Donovan Duke”. Congrats on that. You pinned Donovan Duke. Do you want a medal or the chest to pin it on? Now you might have beaten me. Got one of the biggest victories of your career thanks to being within the aura of MY spotlight. I think that I am owed a giant thank you for giving you any sort of relevancy because our Iron Man match sure as fuck wasn’t selling tickets on the Cody Maverick name. The idiot fans were paying to see me because I was the marquee name. I was the star and I still am the star. That’s why you keep throwing my name around like it’s candy at a damn parade. You won the National Elite Championship and yet you still keep saying “I beat Donovan Duke”. That leads me to wonder if beating me was a bigger achievement than winning the National Elite Championship. I wouldn’t blame you if it was true because for a year, I was THE National Elite Champion and now I am THE Answers World Champion and don’t you forget it.
Now before I go any further with this… let me think about something. Is there anything that I would like to tell Cody Maverick? Let me see…. Thinking…. Thinking…. Thinking…. NOPE! I have nothing that would like to tell you that you would like to hear, but you are somehow under the impression that I should tell you how wrong I was about everything. Yeah fuck that shit. That sure as hell ain’t gonna happen in a million years. Why? Because where was I wrong? By telling you that you have a shitty attitude and were fueled by anger all the way until Road to Redemption? Well you do and you were. Or was it how I said I was going to beat your ass at Road to Redemption? Because I did. But you did win the match and I am a big enough person to accept that I was defeated, but I wouldn’t brag too much about that victory. You had everything in the bag. This match could have been a forgone conclusion early on with you taking an early advantage. But that almost didn’t happen because you were one second away from completely choking and blowing a 3-0 lead. Wouldn’t that have been humiliating for you if it wasn’t for the clock saving your ass? Of course you are going to try and say that the same thing happened to me at Reasonable Doubt, but the difference between mine and yours is that I had a handle of the situation the entire final moments of the match. You just got lucky. But don’t worry. This time around there will be no timer. No buzzer to save your ass. There will be a definitive winner and that will be me, Harper, and Brianna. At least you can take solace in knowing that you will still at least be the third best champion on Showdown behind me and Brianna.
Of course we can’t forget Ryan Joseph Wilson. The biggest mouth with perhaps the smallest brain. To be honest, the more you keep talking, the less I truly care because you keep saying the same fucking shit over and over and over again to the point where we all want to slit your throat for just a moment of peace and tranquility. For once, can you spend less than half your fucking video recapping previous event and explaining what is going on this week? You should change for being the “Workhorse” and call yourself the “6 O’Clock News” because that’s what you seem to be good for anymore besides being an annoying doormat that won’t shut the fuck up. So how about we get to the real bulletin, Ryan. Every match that we’ve had against each other since I became World Champion, you have wasted your damn time talking about me throwing away everything that I stood by for the sake of Championship Gold. But every time you do that, you just show how ignorant you truly are. Get your head out of your ass and open your eyes to the reality that I haven’t lied. I haven’t thrown away anything. I said that I was going to win World Championship gold by absolutely any means necessary and that’s exactly what I did. Now here we are, nine months after I won Cash in the Vault and I stand before you as Answers World Champion. Finding success at a level that you just wish you could achieve… and probably never will.
But because I was a very intelligent businessman and used my resources to my advantage, I didn’t win on merit. You just don’t fucking get it, Ryan. What I experienced before. What people like you and Jon Kelton are experiencing now. Stagnation. That’s exactly what it is. That’s what playing nice got me. My career plateaued and the moment that briefcase was in my possession I made a personal vow to never experience that feeling again. NO! MATTER! WHAT! So tell me, Ryan, did the fan support help me get out of the funk I had last season? Did the fan support bring me Championship gold even though I was losing big match after big match after big match? NO! It was all me! I remember what Cameron said to me and she couldn’t have been more right. I had to get greedy. I had to put myself first and that’s what I did. I put myself as number one and it has brought me success tenfold. But sure. I’m the fucking clown show because I go out week after week and continuously make a statement and showing the world that I am in the position where I have been destined to be since the very beginning. At the top. So keep your idiotic opinions to yourself, but since I know you love to hear yourself talk, then I’ll just have to beat some sense into you… AGAIN! TLA and Cody can join in and get their asses kicked too.
I’M STILL THE CHAMP!!
That’s right, fuckers. Every single one of you was hoping and praying on my downfall at Reasonable Doubt. Every single one of you was wanting to see Elysium rip me and Harper limb from limb. Every single one of you were wanting to see me dethroned as Answers World Champion while hoping to see one of those Elysium jackoffs holding the Answers World Championship high in the air as they finally vanquished those “dastardly evil” villains while Showdown gets its happily ever after….
WELL THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN NOW, DID IT?
Elysium. Your saviors of Showdown. The men who were supposed to change the balance of power. The men who were going to save Showdown fell flat on their asses once again and FAILED. The broken hearts and broken spirits you all felt watching Jon Kelton pass out is exactly what you deserve for trusting somebody like Bronson Daniels to save a brand. He couldn’t save Dynasty. What the fuck made you think that he was going to have any better luck “saving” Showdown. But what makes this victory and this title defense that much sweeter is knowing that everybody was against me and Harper. Fuck, even the commentators were going against their contractually obligated duties and showing how biased they are towards me and Harper because we don’t kiss people’s asses in order to become successful. If you don’t like the way I handle my business, then you sure as hell can come right over and kiss my ass.
Now I really don’t see how you idiots can truly say how I have been cheating time and time again when the reality of the matter is that I have done nothing wrong and everything has been within the realm of the rules presented. Look at Reasonable Doubt. There was only one rule… be the competitor who picks up the final fall before time runs out to win the match and leave with the title. That’s exactly what I did. Of course you guys are gonna bitch about Ronan handcuffing Bronson to the ropes or me kicking Kelton in the dick or Ronan punching Kelton in the face. Go ahead and keep whining because THERE WERE NO RULES!! We could have done anything we wanted to each other and there wasn’t a damn thing anybody could do about it. Then there are going to be the people who think that I cheated back at King of Elite against Bronson. I don’t consider that cheating because Bronson should have been smart enough to realize that I am a competitor who has different methods to execute his attack, but yet they let me and Harper just do it. We have given them ample opportunities over the last few months to come up with a successful counter strike, yet they still end up falling flat on their asses. As far as I am concerned, if you dumbasses are stupid enough to not go into a match fully prepared, then you all deserve exactly what is coming to you.
Speaking of getting what they deserve, it looks like the Dumbass Brigade… sorry! I mean the “Hustler’s Alliance” is back for more as we once again have to face off against them in the ring. YAYYYYYYY! Oh you can definitely feel the excitement here, people. But wait! There’s more!! They have a friend joining them in all the fun. Isn’t that just the best? I mean look at it. The greatest team on Showdown today have to wrestle the new National Elite Champion, a dirty old smut peddler, and someone with the excitement level of a dull spaghetti dinner. I mean we could have been basking in the spotlight and enjoy what it means being the top stars of Showdown. But then again, we will be doing that anyway and now we get a nice little workout beating these three jerkoffs around as we head towards Grand Rampage because it seems like none of y’all are taking what we are doing seriously. Continuously playing us off as the disgruntled nutcases who are “desperate”... damn I hate that word… to stay at the top of Showdown. That’s where you fuckers are wrong. We are at the top of Showdown because we are that damn good. Four people working together under the guise of having the same desire. Strength in numbers. We aren’t the first team to align within that cause and we won’t be the last. Yet, now is the time people start to bitch and complain. Some people just don’t want to see other people succeed.
Hey, TLA! I really think that there is only one thing you should worry about and that is making sure that you keep your tag team partner from opening his mouth, saying stupid shit, and making an ass out of himself. From the sounds of the last two matches worth of Ryan Joseph Wilson promos that I am forced to listen to, you’re epically failing in that regard. You really don’t need to make comments about things that really don’t concern you in the first place. Case and point is the issue of me showing up to work. Uhhh duh. What the fuck kind of remark was that? I talk whenever I damn well please and the unwashed masses who need to keep their STDs in check, ahem YOU, should mind their own damn business. You never need to worry if I am ever going to show up for work because that is never something that should be left up to questioning. One, because that’s not my style. I show up and show why I am one of the best wrestlers in this company whether you idiots have earned the right to watch a Wrestling Masterclass or not. Two, why in the fuck would I let any of you ingrates soak in any sort of warmth within the Silas World spotlight. We didn’t have to let you anywhere near close, but here you are and you have the audacity to talk all this shit to me after our generosity. Ungrateful bastard.
I also think you need to lay off drinking all that damn liquor in the mornings with your breakfast because you are starting to sound very incoherent. Is it because you are jealous? Is it because you are so fucking delusional that it’s sad that your mentality level has reached this point. Maybe Ryan’s babbling like a moron is starting to become contagious, TLA. Poor guy. Now you don’t need to be so modest. People were calling you washed before, during, and after your title reign. The only reason people are calling me washed is because they are jealous and I am not their favorite. Whoop de do. Now you can try as hard as you want to try and main event Pain for Pride, but it isn’t going to do you any good. Nowadays the only things you have been able to catch are sexual diseases and fists in the face. Accept the facts. You might have held the title for six months, but I have already done more with the Answers World Championship in half the time. I put the spotlight back on the Answers World Championship. I am adding more prestige to the belt with each passing second. During most of your reign, you were playing supporting actor to that silicone whore Veena Adams while she took the spotlight with the National Elite Championship. You are getting close to your expiration date and it’s almost time to throw you into the trash where you belong along with your trashy prostitutes that slide up and down that shiny pole. Some people might think that you had a “good” reign, but as for me? I am just doing everything better and in the way that it should be done. Got a problem? Tough shit. I’ll just choke your ass out like I did to Kelton.
Look at what we’ve got here. Cody Maverick. The National Elite Champion. Good for him. He’s the only one of the opposing trio to do something halfway relevant in the last few months. Then again, that’s kind of a hollow victory considering who he’s teaming with. Not hard to win when the bar was set extremely low. It’s a shame that a title victory didn’t come with the power of brains because he’s certainly been saying some off the wall shit since we fought at Road to Redemption. Seems like his favorite phrase has been “I pinned Donovan Duke”. Congrats on that. You pinned Donovan Duke. Do you want a medal or the chest to pin it on? Now you might have beaten me. Got one of the biggest victories of your career thanks to being within the aura of MY spotlight. I think that I am owed a giant thank you for giving you any sort of relevancy because our Iron Man match sure as fuck wasn’t selling tickets on the Cody Maverick name. The idiot fans were paying to see me because I was the marquee name. I was the star and I still am the star. That’s why you keep throwing my name around like it’s candy at a damn parade. You won the National Elite Championship and yet you still keep saying “I beat Donovan Duke”. That leads me to wonder if beating me was a bigger achievement than winning the National Elite Championship. I wouldn’t blame you if it was true because for a year, I was THE National Elite Champion and now I am THE Answers World Champion and don’t you forget it.
Now before I go any further with this… let me think about something. Is there anything that I would like to tell Cody Maverick? Let me see…. Thinking…. Thinking…. Thinking…. NOPE! I have nothing that would like to tell you that you would like to hear, but you are somehow under the impression that I should tell you how wrong I was about everything. Yeah fuck that shit. That sure as hell ain’t gonna happen in a million years. Why? Because where was I wrong? By telling you that you have a shitty attitude and were fueled by anger all the way until Road to Redemption? Well you do and you were. Or was it how I said I was going to beat your ass at Road to Redemption? Because I did. But you did win the match and I am a big enough person to accept that I was defeated, but I wouldn’t brag too much about that victory. You had everything in the bag. This match could have been a forgone conclusion early on with you taking an early advantage. But that almost didn’t happen because you were one second away from completely choking and blowing a 3-0 lead. Wouldn’t that have been humiliating for you if it wasn’t for the clock saving your ass? Of course you are going to try and say that the same thing happened to me at Reasonable Doubt, but the difference between mine and yours is that I had a handle of the situation the entire final moments of the match. You just got lucky. But don’t worry. This time around there will be no timer. No buzzer to save your ass. There will be a definitive winner and that will be me, Harper, and Brianna. At least you can take solace in knowing that you will still at least be the third best champion on Showdown behind me and Brianna.
Of course we can’t forget Ryan Joseph Wilson. The biggest mouth with perhaps the smallest brain. To be honest, the more you keep talking, the less I truly care because you keep saying the same fucking shit over and over and over again to the point where we all want to slit your throat for just a moment of peace and tranquility. For once, can you spend less than half your fucking video recapping previous event and explaining what is going on this week? You should change for being the “Workhorse” and call yourself the “6 O’Clock News” because that’s what you seem to be good for anymore besides being an annoying doormat that won’t shut the fuck up. So how about we get to the real bulletin, Ryan. Every match that we’ve had against each other since I became World Champion, you have wasted your damn time talking about me throwing away everything that I stood by for the sake of Championship Gold. But every time you do that, you just show how ignorant you truly are. Get your head out of your ass and open your eyes to the reality that I haven’t lied. I haven’t thrown away anything. I said that I was going to win World Championship gold by absolutely any means necessary and that’s exactly what I did. Now here we are, nine months after I won Cash in the Vault and I stand before you as Answers World Champion. Finding success at a level that you just wish you could achieve… and probably never will.
But because I was a very intelligent businessman and used my resources to my advantage, I didn’t win on merit. You just don’t fucking get it, Ryan. What I experienced before. What people like you and Jon Kelton are experiencing now. Stagnation. That’s exactly what it is. That’s what playing nice got me. My career plateaued and the moment that briefcase was in my possession I made a personal vow to never experience that feeling again. NO! MATTER! WHAT! So tell me, Ryan, did the fan support help me get out of the funk I had last season? Did the fan support bring me Championship gold even though I was losing big match after big match after big match? NO! It was all me! I remember what Cameron said to me and she couldn’t have been more right. I had to get greedy. I had to put myself first and that’s what I did. I put myself as number one and it has brought me success tenfold. But sure. I’m the fucking clown show because I go out week after week and continuously make a statement and showing the world that I am in the position where I have been destined to be since the very beginning. At the top. So keep your idiotic opinions to yourself, but since I know you love to hear yourself talk, then I’ll just have to beat some sense into you… AGAIN! TLA and Cody can join in and get their asses kicked too.
Showdown isn’t ours to conquer? Looks like SOMEBODY hasn’t been paying attention.
