It’s time we start having some tough conversations and what a better time than right now? I mean Thanksgiving is always the time to have these types of tough conversations. Am I wrong? I mean it’s like when a family comes over and they try and ask Diego where he plans on going for college and he responds. “Yo son, someone tell Aunt Paula back up off me son I ain’t going to no college the streets got me” while sitting in a kitchen worth more than whatever he’s making in his current contract. Or or, when Uncle Ava-Blair asks Candice why she and her sisters keep taking turns rotating in the bathroom after every plate they eat and why the water is always running as well. Or maybe even when Grandma Goldworthy is asking little Cosmo when he’s going to bring a girl and or boy to meet the family and then as years go answers to these questions just start to become less of a mystery. Let’s start like this. Candice feels the same way about me that Minerva does and I’ve already known that for years. She doesn’t know how to show it. She has a very toxic and dysfunctional family and this is the only way she knows how to show “Love”. It’s like parents told the kids back in the day if they are mean to you they like you. They want your attention and it makes sense. I know Candice received the least amount of it as a kid out of all her sisters I mean look at who she grew up with. Cam is jealous of her kids because Jamie loves them more than her. The other ones eating disorder is finally catching up to her. I mean your poor parents man. I would’ve signed those adoption papers quickly . Then there’s you Candice you poor thing and this is why I don’t get mad at you when you say such stupid things because you grew up with a stupid family. I know deep down you love me though, you want to bring a real man to the Thanksgiving table a man your family isn’t use too. You probably like Helga off Hey Arnold when it comes to me. You hate me so much on camera but then you go home and you have a shrine dedicated to little ole me and you sit by it. Telling me how your day was, thanking me for noticing you backstage and things of that nature bed it’s the little things you didn’t get to experience as a child that excites you. Mommy and Daddy never got time to show you any attention or pay notice to you because Cam required so much of that or she’d threaten to do that to herself. I know you’ll come out here and call me autistic and this and that and that’s fine Candice. Cause I might be but you know what I had that you didn’t? A loving family 
. So even when they probably did notice that little Bhristopher was a little off they helped me through it, they didn’t make me feel like I was a bother or that I had to be a certain way they let me be myself. That’s why I’m great, that’s why I’m so creative when it comes to certain things. While you bitches are sticks in the mud, just boring and wanting to be America's next top model but behind those pounds of makeup look like America's next orge. Plus sticks and stones baby girl. I know you thought you “Ate” me up the last time we did this but you simply didn’t. You got the win due to outside interference but this time is going to be a lot different. I’m going to win that opportunity, I’m going to get myself in the EEC and I am going to get the baddest in the game to end up wearing my chain. This is probably a bad week for you anyway to be in such a match. Busy throwing up all that green bean casserole and shit you had for Thanksgiving. Trying to keep your figure in tact.
Diego! How are you doing little buddy? What’s popping little man? Or are you crip?
How was your Thanksgiving though man? I hope you enjoyed it. You are someone else that gives off the vibe that you have a shrine of me in your crib but you’ll be more likely to admit you. You never shied away from the fact you are a Chris Elite fan and I can respect that always. You know what it is, you know who run this shit and as much as you want it to be you, you can at least appreciate that it’s me. I know how much you want an opportunity like this and you might resent me a little after this for taking this moment and that’s fine. Someone needs to light a fire under that ass of yours and why not let it be your biggest inspiration. The story really writes itself once you give it time. Like I said before, despite the way you act you are honestly talented kid and that right there is the biggest difference between you and the other bozo in this match. Cosmo. He stinks. His name stinks, him a person stinks and he’s genuinely not good. He tries to talk such a big game and as if he’s like that but he’s so far from that. He can point out that I’m old and bald. However I’m more athletic than he can imagine at my age and I can pull any girl he wants at my age. Meanwhile this ugly mug bozo can’t even pull a 2. It’s his energy and his attitude I don’t like the kid and he’s probably going to be the one I kick square in his jaw to win this match. Yea I know Unc out here stealing opportunities again but if anyone is going to do something with said opportunity it’s going to be me.
. So even when they probably did notice that little Bhristopher was a little off they helped me through it, they didn’t make me feel like I was a bother or that I had to be a certain way they let me be myself. That’s why I’m great, that’s why I’m so creative when it comes to certain things. While you bitches are sticks in the mud, just boring and wanting to be America's next top model but behind those pounds of makeup look like America's next orge. Plus sticks and stones baby girl. I know you thought you “Ate” me up the last time we did this but you simply didn’t. You got the win due to outside interference but this time is going to be a lot different. I’m going to win that opportunity, I’m going to get myself in the EEC and I am going to get the baddest in the game to end up wearing my chain. This is probably a bad week for you anyway to be in such a match. Busy throwing up all that green bean casserole and shit you had for Thanksgiving. Trying to keep your figure in tact.Diego! How are you doing little buddy? What’s popping little man? Or are you crip?
How was your Thanksgiving though man? I hope you enjoyed it. You are someone else that gives off the vibe that you have a shrine of me in your crib but you’ll be more likely to admit you. You never shied away from the fact you are a Chris Elite fan and I can respect that always. You know what it is, you know who run this shit and as much as you want it to be you, you can at least appreciate that it’s me. I know how much you want an opportunity like this and you might resent me a little after this for taking this moment and that’s fine. Someone needs to light a fire under that ass of yours and why not let it be your biggest inspiration. The story really writes itself once you give it time. Like I said before, despite the way you act you are honestly talented kid and that right there is the biggest difference between you and the other bozo in this match. Cosmo. He stinks. His name stinks, him a person stinks and he’s genuinely not good. He tries to talk such a big game and as if he’s like that but he’s so far from that. He can point out that I’m old and bald. However I’m more athletic than he can imagine at my age and I can pull any girl he wants at my age. Meanwhile this ugly mug bozo can’t even pull a 2. It’s his energy and his attitude I don’t like the kid and he’s probably going to be the one I kick square in his jaw to win this match. Yea I know Unc out here stealing opportunities again but if anyone is going to do something with said opportunity it’s going to be me.
