HEAR HE!!!! HEAR HE!!!
With God as my witness, THE GRAND RAMPAGE CURSED HAS BEEN ERADICATED.
I feel so good about myself, Caroline and I got to a point where we were just throwing fists. The blood in my nose resembles the wake of the imagination, but not only is everything okay, but all the nasty is now VINDICATED. Cornelius has been redeemed, Ashlynn Quinn has furthermore been redeemed! It has all been saved and God bless, life feels great right now. All the bad is gone — and all the good, is only now beginning. Because officially, I have nothing to rest my hat on now. Well, there is Pain For Pride still ahead, but i’m going to finally get that victory that has wooed me for so long, the last 2 years, and I am still going to remain your Universal Women’s Champion. With every inch, I seek to take exactly a mile. I am going for it all, but damn — never felt better than ever. Grand Rampage sat in my head for an entire year, and I think we saw it. When I was throwing those punches at Caroline, did you see the velocity and intensity behind all of them? That was Grand Rampage 2024, I’m not joking. That anger and ferociousness. It was special, and I don’t care. After that match, I kind of just skipped and moved on my merry way, congratulating the Grand Rampage winner, Drake King. It’s not too late to get sexual reconstruction surgery and face me in the main event of Pain For Pride darling, all i’m going to say about that there. But you know something? As I bled for the 400th time on a marquee event, something rang true through my brain. God, I really made it here. Life comes at you fast, 3 Pain For Pride matches in 2 years. It is going to be great, and every year I have walked into the match a better version of myself. But you know something, I never had a doubt casted in myself when it came to Caroline. Even if she tried to shadow that doubt over my head, I just showed a zero amount of extensive fear. This was destiny for me, in a personal way. Witnessing my beloved Cornelius and longtime friend, Ashlynn Quinn get hurt in such drastic measures too, was a real blow to the scrotum! But alas, they were redeemed.
I hope Caroline is somewhere sucking the blood out of her teeth, thinking about where it all went wrong.
I hope she is sitting there feeling unfortunate about herself knowing that despite the amount she tried, as much as she tried to ridicule me, I wasn’t making a base of it. I knew that I belong here, I am Universal Women’s Champion, and if that was the tone setter then let it be known— I AM HERE FOREVER. Now with that being said, when it comes to being in EAW. You know in those early days when you were a new Elitist, and you kind of got those random massive matches? I remember one time they teamed me with; mentioning him again, Grand Rampage winner Drake King, and I was like “woah”! And funny enough, this is the exact situation that it has to be like now for Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko. Now, I am fortunate enough to be in the position of an incomparable Elitist, and they get the privilege to be like; “AH”! First off, I want to mention my tag team partner Ashlynn Quinn, bless. Bless the lord, I am glad that you’re okay dime. I thought that wretched Caroline put a curse on you. But luckily Cornelius and you are both okay, and I didn’t have to sell my soul for your fortune! But you know something Ashlynn, I still believe in you. One day, the time is going to come where I am no longer Universal Women’s Champion, and I hope that when that happens — you can stand here holding the championship in the future! I still believe in you, you’re going to go onto do something amazing in EAW! And the fact that you are still at such a youthful and young age is awe inspiring. But you know something Ashlynn, I realize that you may need to be extensively careful, due to the blistering amount of ridiculousness that occurred via Caroline. I have no good faith, that Akari Kiyoko won’t try to be a diligent and patient psychopath, and potentially use that as an advantage. And I have no faith that Damien Kutcher won’t as well. Sorry, but why should I give a flipping fuck about this tag team? I am sorry, again. But with all competent respect, they may be sweet individuals, but what would my role as World Champion be, if I didn’t try to piss off some new blood with the underestimation of them? “New” as in, it’s been a year already. “New” as in, they’ve had a million opportunities. But you know something? I don’t think it’s right of me, to flaunt my status like that. But as well, I think it’s wrong of me to not smoke them if I got them. And I have it, it’s called the Universal Women’s Championship. So this is testimony, why don’t Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko even have a tag team name, really…? Makes no sense here for me. But maybe I am just giggling the shits here, because Ashlynn and I also don’t have a tag team name, but I have sought after potential names, and have decided to let fate decide. Because eventually fate will decide! But you know something, I am going to start giving Akari and Damien some team names, because I think it will help them! I feel like a team name is where the merchandise is BUILT. You don’t have to say Akari and Damien, which takes so much out of you. Also is it Akari and Damien, or Damien and Akari? Is it alphabetical order or whoever is better in the ring order? I don’t know, anyways here’s the name ideas i’ve had.
Funny dudes!
Tough guys!
Dudes in altitude!
Fighting Fellows!
I don’t know. Anything other than Damien and Akari would do past this point, and look. I remember when Damien Kutcher had promise, the potential was unlimited, and he was sucking Kennedy Street’s largest toe. But since then it has been an immense drop off in talent, looking at what he did in the last year as the reasoning. I hate to be that person, but if i’m being honest — Akari Kiyoko would be doing much better for himself, without the sheer burden of being forced to have Damien Kutcher holding onto his hand. It’s unfortunate, but you know something? At least if it comes down to it, Damien may be the greatest tiddlywinker in all of EAW, because he has fucked so many broads at this point, I heard he was going to change his name to Magic Kutcher! But you know something, I will entertain the thought. Him and Akari do have some level of something, their dynamic, being more toxic than the Caroline and Jake Smith interaction I had to bear witness towards. But you know something, I’ll entertain the thought. Because now, it is moral compass time for them. They see me, World Champion in all her glory, and the thoughts radiating through their heads are; “imagine the scenic outlook if I could beat her”. Then, they don’t beat me. Rotating pattern this always happens, but aye. Spare me the time and place, I am just putting together the pieces. Look and listen to me for a second, Damien Kutcher. How are you content with your EAW career thus far? You came into EAW and had so much promise, yet you’ve flushed it all away. You’ve tried again and again and again. And just — none of it has worked. It’s all been predominantly atrocious. Look at the time you were being quirky and calling yourself the Kutch. Is that how you want your legacy to be remembered? I mean decent showing in the Grand Rampage match aside and whatnot, but surely it woulda been better, had you actually fucking won! But you didn’t even come close to that, man! You lost that. So even then, decent showing my ass out the window, because beyond that point; I give no funk! I do believe wholeheartedly that Damien and Akari are two stupid men. Myself and Ashlynn Quinn will have zero problem in proving our superiority. And better yet, when I look at the two of you, I really hope it gets out there and it gets known; you guys are all over the fraud squad! Because what the fuck am I looking at?
I said prior that Damien Kutcher is winding down the career of Akari Kiyoko, but I don’t think it’s entirely Damien holding him back. I’m also under a strict belief as well, that Akari Kiyoko is his own form of self sabotage. Because how much has this fellow shot himself in the fucking foot? I have seen a redundant pattern of Akari Kiyoko saying; “this time is the time”. And then he does nothing but remind you about the time he beat Jake Smith. Akari Kiyoko and Damien Kutcher clocked out of Grand Rampage with some of the most feasible performances I have ever seen. I am sorry, but again it’s just so funny. This time last year, my first promo outside of Grand Rampage was me crying my eyeballs out. I legit was throwing up in my mouth, my passion to be in this ring had dwindled. But motherfuck! It’s just so funny. For some reason a sad and depressing bitch, can be a sad and depressing bitch — until it’s time to tell a man to get their act together. But in this case, it’s two of them. Because what the fuck are you two doing? I want to pretend that Akari and Damien are my children, very quickly. And I really want to ask them; WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? Anger, rage, passion, consistency, hell in a way, even chemistry? AND MORE SO, WHY IS LUNA ADELINE EVEN THERE. I am sorry, but what even is a Luna Adeline and do they sell them on Temu? I honestly thought that was the thing, that lit up the sky in the winter time. But someone told me that was incorrect, but okay whatever. Akari, you are in such a strange environment. I don’t even know how the fuck you explain this. When people ask what you do for a job, what do you tell them? “Yes, i’m in a harem with a dude who used to make videos on the internet, and a woman named Luna”. Because I would be disgraced and embarrassed. You should be telling them that you’re a former New Breed Champion or something like that?! I am just saying, holy shit guys. I thought the bar was low, but the bar is below hell. It’s in the subsequent eternal abyss, and I am sorry. But Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko aren’t the duo that are going to get your feet soaked. So look, Ashlynn Quinn and Bea Valentine are a sexy duo however. The great duo, if you even will! And I have no doubt about it, when we are all said and done — it’s going to be another notion set in stone! I have zero worry or fear about this match. Well, at least for myself and Ashlynn. As for Damien and Akari, it’s never been more over like it will be on Voltage.
I love you all
With God as my witness, THE GRAND RAMPAGE CURSED HAS BEEN ERADICATED.
I feel so good about myself, Caroline and I got to a point where we were just throwing fists. The blood in my nose resembles the wake of the imagination, but not only is everything okay, but all the nasty is now VINDICATED. Cornelius has been redeemed, Ashlynn Quinn has furthermore been redeemed! It has all been saved and God bless, life feels great right now. All the bad is gone — and all the good, is only now beginning. Because officially, I have nothing to rest my hat on now. Well, there is Pain For Pride still ahead, but i’m going to finally get that victory that has wooed me for so long, the last 2 years, and I am still going to remain your Universal Women’s Champion. With every inch, I seek to take exactly a mile. I am going for it all, but damn — never felt better than ever. Grand Rampage sat in my head for an entire year, and I think we saw it. When I was throwing those punches at Caroline, did you see the velocity and intensity behind all of them? That was Grand Rampage 2024, I’m not joking. That anger and ferociousness. It was special, and I don’t care. After that match, I kind of just skipped and moved on my merry way, congratulating the Grand Rampage winner, Drake King. It’s not too late to get sexual reconstruction surgery and face me in the main event of Pain For Pride darling, all i’m going to say about that there. But you know something? As I bled for the 400th time on a marquee event, something rang true through my brain. God, I really made it here. Life comes at you fast, 3 Pain For Pride matches in 2 years. It is going to be great, and every year I have walked into the match a better version of myself. But you know something, I never had a doubt casted in myself when it came to Caroline. Even if she tried to shadow that doubt over my head, I just showed a zero amount of extensive fear. This was destiny for me, in a personal way. Witnessing my beloved Cornelius and longtime friend, Ashlynn Quinn get hurt in such drastic measures too, was a real blow to the scrotum! But alas, they were redeemed.
I hope Caroline is somewhere sucking the blood out of her teeth, thinking about where it all went wrong.
I hope she is sitting there feeling unfortunate about herself knowing that despite the amount she tried, as much as she tried to ridicule me, I wasn’t making a base of it. I knew that I belong here, I am Universal Women’s Champion, and if that was the tone setter then let it be known— I AM HERE FOREVER. Now with that being said, when it comes to being in EAW. You know in those early days when you were a new Elitist, and you kind of got those random massive matches? I remember one time they teamed me with; mentioning him again, Grand Rampage winner Drake King, and I was like “woah”! And funny enough, this is the exact situation that it has to be like now for Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko. Now, I am fortunate enough to be in the position of an incomparable Elitist, and they get the privilege to be like; “AH”! First off, I want to mention my tag team partner Ashlynn Quinn, bless. Bless the lord, I am glad that you’re okay dime. I thought that wretched Caroline put a curse on you. But luckily Cornelius and you are both okay, and I didn’t have to sell my soul for your fortune! But you know something Ashlynn, I still believe in you. One day, the time is going to come where I am no longer Universal Women’s Champion, and I hope that when that happens — you can stand here holding the championship in the future! I still believe in you, you’re going to go onto do something amazing in EAW! And the fact that you are still at such a youthful and young age is awe inspiring. But you know something Ashlynn, I realize that you may need to be extensively careful, due to the blistering amount of ridiculousness that occurred via Caroline. I have no good faith, that Akari Kiyoko won’t try to be a diligent and patient psychopath, and potentially use that as an advantage. And I have no faith that Damien Kutcher won’t as well. Sorry, but why should I give a flipping fuck about this tag team? I am sorry, again. But with all competent respect, they may be sweet individuals, but what would my role as World Champion be, if I didn’t try to piss off some new blood with the underestimation of them? “New” as in, it’s been a year already. “New” as in, they’ve had a million opportunities. But you know something? I don’t think it’s right of me, to flaunt my status like that. But as well, I think it’s wrong of me to not smoke them if I got them. And I have it, it’s called the Universal Women’s Championship. So this is testimony, why don’t Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko even have a tag team name, really…? Makes no sense here for me. But maybe I am just giggling the shits here, because Ashlynn and I also don’t have a tag team name, but I have sought after potential names, and have decided to let fate decide. Because eventually fate will decide! But you know something, I am going to start giving Akari and Damien some team names, because I think it will help them! I feel like a team name is where the merchandise is BUILT. You don’t have to say Akari and Damien, which takes so much out of you. Also is it Akari and Damien, or Damien and Akari? Is it alphabetical order or whoever is better in the ring order? I don’t know, anyways here’s the name ideas i’ve had.
Funny dudes!
Tough guys!
Dudes in altitude!
Fighting Fellows!
I don’t know. Anything other than Damien and Akari would do past this point, and look. I remember when Damien Kutcher had promise, the potential was unlimited, and he was sucking Kennedy Street’s largest toe. But since then it has been an immense drop off in talent, looking at what he did in the last year as the reasoning. I hate to be that person, but if i’m being honest — Akari Kiyoko would be doing much better for himself, without the sheer burden of being forced to have Damien Kutcher holding onto his hand. It’s unfortunate, but you know something? At least if it comes down to it, Damien may be the greatest tiddlywinker in all of EAW, because he has fucked so many broads at this point, I heard he was going to change his name to Magic Kutcher! But you know something, I will entertain the thought. Him and Akari do have some level of something, their dynamic, being more toxic than the Caroline and Jake Smith interaction I had to bear witness towards. But you know something, I’ll entertain the thought. Because now, it is moral compass time for them. They see me, World Champion in all her glory, and the thoughts radiating through their heads are; “imagine the scenic outlook if I could beat her”. Then, they don’t beat me. Rotating pattern this always happens, but aye. Spare me the time and place, I am just putting together the pieces. Look and listen to me for a second, Damien Kutcher. How are you content with your EAW career thus far? You came into EAW and had so much promise, yet you’ve flushed it all away. You’ve tried again and again and again. And just — none of it has worked. It’s all been predominantly atrocious. Look at the time you were being quirky and calling yourself the Kutch. Is that how you want your legacy to be remembered? I mean decent showing in the Grand Rampage match aside and whatnot, but surely it woulda been better, had you actually fucking won! But you didn’t even come close to that, man! You lost that. So even then, decent showing my ass out the window, because beyond that point; I give no funk! I do believe wholeheartedly that Damien and Akari are two stupid men. Myself and Ashlynn Quinn will have zero problem in proving our superiority. And better yet, when I look at the two of you, I really hope it gets out there and it gets known; you guys are all over the fraud squad! Because what the fuck am I looking at?
I said prior that Damien Kutcher is winding down the career of Akari Kiyoko, but I don’t think it’s entirely Damien holding him back. I’m also under a strict belief as well, that Akari Kiyoko is his own form of self sabotage. Because how much has this fellow shot himself in the fucking foot? I have seen a redundant pattern of Akari Kiyoko saying; “this time is the time”. And then he does nothing but remind you about the time he beat Jake Smith. Akari Kiyoko and Damien Kutcher clocked out of Grand Rampage with some of the most feasible performances I have ever seen. I am sorry, but again it’s just so funny. This time last year, my first promo outside of Grand Rampage was me crying my eyeballs out. I legit was throwing up in my mouth, my passion to be in this ring had dwindled. But motherfuck! It’s just so funny. For some reason a sad and depressing bitch, can be a sad and depressing bitch — until it’s time to tell a man to get their act together. But in this case, it’s two of them. Because what the fuck are you two doing? I want to pretend that Akari and Damien are my children, very quickly. And I really want to ask them; WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? Anger, rage, passion, consistency, hell in a way, even chemistry? AND MORE SO, WHY IS LUNA ADELINE EVEN THERE. I am sorry, but what even is a Luna Adeline and do they sell them on Temu? I honestly thought that was the thing, that lit up the sky in the winter time. But someone told me that was incorrect, but okay whatever. Akari, you are in such a strange environment. I don’t even know how the fuck you explain this. When people ask what you do for a job, what do you tell them? “Yes, i’m in a harem with a dude who used to make videos on the internet, and a woman named Luna”. Because I would be disgraced and embarrassed. You should be telling them that you’re a former New Breed Champion or something like that?! I am just saying, holy shit guys. I thought the bar was low, but the bar is below hell. It’s in the subsequent eternal abyss, and I am sorry. But Damien Kutcher and Akari Kiyoko aren’t the duo that are going to get your feet soaked. So look, Ashlynn Quinn and Bea Valentine are a sexy duo however. The great duo, if you even will! And I have no doubt about it, when we are all said and done — it’s going to be another notion set in stone! I have zero worry or fear about this match. Well, at least for myself and Ashlynn. As for Damien and Akari, it’s never been more over like it will be on Voltage.
I love you all
