MATCH PROMO Take Care

[Malcolm Jones]

This clown just be talking about anything and rambles on about it long enough for it to sound provocative when in reality he don’t really be saying shit and y'all eat it up. It’s the same thing over and over for this bum, and I side step the bullshit by promoing on what I wanna promo about and he’s crying because I’m not an emotional wreck over his failed attempt to harm my girl nor am I defending the honor of Captain Charisma or the company he claims to hate but shows up to every week. Newsflash Drickey Mouse: I don’t give a fuck about what you think is wrong with this company. I never have and I never will because I don’t move to the beat of your drum. I also don’t give a fuck about the fact that you “don’t care about anything”. Okay great you don’t care about winning championships despite being in a championship match you don’t care about my insults to you, oh no whatever am I going to do? Oh I know… not give a fuck and continue to shit on you and your overrated ass career. Your problem is that you think everything revolves around you and that I’m supposed to stop everything I’m doing to cater to your psychobabble bullshit so we can go back and forth about the same shit all week in the same boring monotonous manner that you did Grand Rampage week for 40 promos, but I’m my own man and I’ll be damned if I let some cooked in the brain bum tell me how I’m supposed to maneuver. It’s literally the source of our problems in a nutshell. You have some distorted idiotic viewpoint and approach to things and think that everybody else is supposed to follow that because you’re some wise all seeing deity who knows more than everybody else. Like this dumb fuck is really sitting there bitching at me for... cutting a promo on him. Nevermind the fact that we’re contractually obligated to have to do this, nevermind the fact that I’m making it interesting instead of going back and forth about what’s “wrong” or “right” about EAW. Drake’s problem is he knows that he lacks the capability to go back and forth because he simply isn’t that good. This is why I say he has “no bag”, no type of wit no gift of gab just same generic self righteous bullshit over and over again. Yes, my career is oN tHe LiNe and here I am shitting on your career instead, that should show you exactly how much I fear going against you or how much I believe you can actually do a damn thing to me or my career. My career ain’t even the only thing on the line, New Edens existence is on the line meaning that your whole support system that has basically carried you all year will cease to exist leaving you on your own to fend for yourself, something you haven’t successfully done in well over a year. So all of that considered and what are YOU deciding to talk about? The same old bullshit. I don’t have the same approach as you and that’s perfectly fine. Just like I don’t have the same interests as you and that’s totally fine. Just like I don’t have the same philosophy in life as you as that’s totally fine. I’m not here to change the life of some recovering addict turned occultist turned professional nuisance, I just want you to leave me the fuck alone. Regardless of how you feel about my choices or anything, I have never done a thing in my career and thought “what would Drake King think about this?” and that’s what you need to understand and get through your thick fucking head. I didn’t ask for your help and I didn’t ask for your opinions. You failed to accept that and in return you continued to meddle in my shit and when I decided to stop playing nice and show you how serious I was your bitch ass couldn’t take the heat. Now I’m in the wrong? If that’s the case then I don’t wanna be right. I’ll be wrong 100% of the time going by whatever twisted logic you go by if it means I don’t have to be on the same page as a clown like you.

And yes bitch I AM bigger than the championship I hold, I’m bigger than this company AND I’m bigger than you(ask your bitch). At the same time that doesn’t mean that I am above winning the championship to flex and to show that I can do what the fuck I want when I want. The top prize in the whole company is some shit people are busting their asses for and going hard for and I can just waltz in and snatch it just because I’m that much better than them.. that’s power. That’s domination and that’s proof. Not proof for me personally, I don’t need any type of reassurance I know I’m the best title or no title but in a company of people who base worth on what someone has accomplished lately, I’ll be damned if I allow the likes of a Terry Chambers to be considered superior to me when I know for a fact that isn’t true. I’m sure you’ll still take that and spin it into your own distorted bullshit view like “see I told you that you base your worth on a useless title and that’s what’s wrong with EAW today!”, but at this point I honestly don’t give a fuck. You like many recovering addicts end up needing something new to latch onto to cope with your reacclimation to society so you fall down toxic rabbit holes. One conspiracy YouTube video leads to another and you’re suddenly paranoid about everything in life, everybody is out to get you next thing you know you’re full blown QAnon. Be the idiot that your heart desires but stop trying to force that bullshit onto me because I don’t care. When you start some shit with me I don’t let up just because you decide to throw in the white flag. I COULD HAVE left it at putting you and Darcy in your places after Territorial Invasion. I COULD HAVE left it at fucking up your EAW Championship match. I COULD HAVE let you waste a Grand Rampage victory and simply go onto fight somebody else.. but I didn’t I guess that makes me petty. That’s the thing with me, when someone starts some shit with me I make sure to finish it. Imagine thinking I’m in the wrong for that. That means that when a group of delusional edgelords meddle in my business, I make sure that my revenge is tenfold. I’m not just going to return with a cute little surprise attack and go on about my business, no I’m going to make sure that the little group completely ceases to exist and I have the opportunity to do just that at Pain for Pride. After that, there won’t be any talking in circles about who’s the leader of a group with only one current world championship competitor who actually benefits from the groups existence and there won’t be any need for you to lie to yourself anymore. You obviously need a harsh lesson in what happens when you bother people who don’t want to be bothered and this will be a good step in you learning about this thing called taking accountability for your actions. How can you sit there and say your original plan for New Eden was to end Grand Rampage together as one unit? All that really tells me is that you guys failed in your original mission because you couldn’t overcome a washed up overweight Impact despite it being a three to one advantage. Which is why Myles and Minerva then had to make “sacrifices” to save face for their failures that of course only you benefited off of in the end. You guys have been nothing more than high profile stepping stones who get your asses kicked every time you try to make a statement. Why would the biggest stage of the whole year be any different? You could barely overcome Impact with a numbers advantage and you expect to beat Malcolm Jones with an even playing field? It’s not going to happen and it will just be the latest on the long list of Ls you’ve taken this season despite you being so sure that you’ve been in the right about everything.

Imagine bragging about the unity of a group that is about to end in a few days. Even if you don’t flat out end by some miracle that you win the match, it’s still inevitable for a Drake King led group to unravel because a snake's true colors always show eventually. It’s a constant theme in your career before your “enlightenment” and after. This is the same dickhead going around like he’s some new and improved version of himself who has righted his wrongs and spreading the gospel when all he’s doing is making shit worse for himself. How are you going to sit there and act like you learned from any mistakes when the very first mistake you identified after waking up from that coma was “me and my former stable screwed MJ once let me try to make it up to him”, only for it to be almost a whole year later and what are you doing? Trying to once again fuck me over while being backed up by your weak ass stable. The first lesson you should have learned was not to fuck with me. The second lesson you should have learned was learn how to take an L and move the fuck on. The third lesson you should have learned was stop trying to force your “told you so” bullshit onto everybody and their mom. That is LITERALLY what got you fucked up a year ago. You going around forcing your bullshit onto people, burning bridges and being a narcissistic piece of shit is what made Visual Prophet put the mirror in front of your face for the world to see. Here we are in season 14 and you’ve burned your bridge with me after I stupidly extended that bridge hoping you learned. You didn’t just burn your bridge with me though you burned the shit with Darcy too, even she got tired of dealing with your bullshit after a while and look who are the respective world champs on Voltage after dropping the dead weight of you. I’m sure it doesn’t matter to you though right? What’s a world championship to a nonbeliever? A prize with one less undeserving dickhead to worry about holding it. But what does the burned bridges with the two people who you started your season alongside tell you? It shows that you’re doing the exact same shit you did prior. You and Viz went from associates to Pain for Pride opponents. You and me have gone from associates to Pain for Pride opponents. The only difference is I cut you off before you could do it to me and I won’t need to play any kind games to get the best of you like he did. You claim you actually have learned and now move differently? Ok, what have you done differently this season from last? How have you become a better person and what have you done to make EAW such a better company? What exactly is your vision besides your surface level fake deep “no more championships!” agenda and how does that make EAW better? You talk a lot of shit that might sound provocative on the surface but in reality you have no real plan, no real agenda, and no rhyme or reason to your shit. You get your ass kicked and embarrassed in front of the world, see some distorted version of the future without you where EAW and everybody else in your life continues to succeed as you’re a forgotten afterthought and your response is “first I gotta make things right with MJ but only if he follows my every command, and then I gotta get rid of championships!”. Sounds real “if I can’t be successful than nobody can” if you ask me. Good thing the only people to actually buy into that crap is a glorified bust and a bipolar brat who is so overprivileged that one bit of adversity sends her off of the deep end. The only change you’ve made from last year is that you’ve somehow become even more unbearable than before. What mistakes from your past have you corrected? You made the mistake of fucking with me in 2019 even worse in 2020-21 long after I had already moved on from that.. and even then that doesn’t even scratch the surface of the mistakes you’ve made throughout your career and life.

Did you go to Viz and apologize to him for turning your back on him and beating him down at last years Gateway to Glory? Nah you were too pussy to even say his name for the majority of the season and then doubled down on your beef with him. Did you apologize to your former best friend Jake for turning your back on him and taking his bitch? Nah you doubled down on those issues with him every time you crossed paths with him this season. Did you apologize for Terry for the beef you had with him in 2019 that resulted in him taking your(but really my) Interwire Title? Nah you just tried to fight him for another title. Literally the only thing you’ve supposedly tried to correct is your beef with me which makes me think that you take me for some kind of fool and in reality you have some twisted agenda that was always to target me, but you picked the wrong target because I refuse to be a pawn for anybody. Boycott KOE, boycott Grand Rampage, boycott PFP how about boycotting mentally fucked up psych patients from having a platform. How about boycotting manipulating pieces of shit who bring nothing of value to this company but a half assed skewed outlook on how life works? What would have happened if by chance people actually listened to your bullshit philosophy and boycotted these events and no longer cared for individual accomplishments? Then what? We all just live in peace and harmony as one? Nigga watched Infinity War now he thinks he’s Thanos and knows how to make EAW perfectly balanced. Fuck outta here. Your little clown games do nothing but make the situation worse for yourself. I was already going to fuck you up but you putting your hands on my pregnant girlfriend sealed your death certificate. When I put my hands on your dumb bitch, she was the tag team champion and I was the Grand Prix winner, we had business with one another that was my priority, win the championships with or without Chris Elite.. nothing to do with your bum ass because contrary to what you’ve been led to believe, the world doesn’t revolve around you. So when I targeted your bitch I wasn’t sending you a message, you took it otherwise anyways and made it your business to put your cape on for her and save her, in the process derailing my Grand Prix hopes and making way for the Asian Crowes Nest to beat them two weeks into their career. You being the simp that you are basically caused more embarrassment for your girl than there would have been had I been the one to end that reign. And now look at your girl and her former partner.. at odds and about to fight one another at this very event because Harper is tired of her bullshit. I guess the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Your feelings about how the company is ran or how you feel about Captain Charisma don’t mean shit to me. You talk a whole lot of shit about “telling the truth” but you don’t even live your own truth you spend your life blaming everybody for the fucked up predicament you’ve found yourself in while acting like you don’t. Captain Charisma didn’t make you a piece of shit. I didn’t make you a piece of shit. The wrestlers in this company who compete for accomplishments didn’t make you a piece of shit. You were a piece of shit back when you didn’t take anything seriously and was nothing more than a remedial troll who blurted out random words and you’re just a glorified propped up piece of shit now that you have clout. Here’s the cold truth: people are going to have their own motives and fight for whatever they deem fit no matter how much preaching you do so shut the fuck up. Even if you manage to beat me and I’m forced to retire, I go out a legend a Hall of Famer and one of the greatest to ever do it and these elitists will fight to become the next Malcolm Jones and try to fill the void left by me and live up to my legacy. You’ll have managed to occupy one out of four world titles in this company, and that’s only until someone beats your weak ass for it and now you’re back to square one. Your issues don’t end with me beloved and that is a hard truth you’re going to have to come to grips with win lose or draw. I’m perfectly fine with accepting the L, moving on with my life and becoming something you never could: a father and amazing role model to another person’s life. You’ll do nothing but continue to be the unlikeable nuisance who can’t keep a relationship if his life depended on it who’s misdoings always come back to bite him in the ass. You’ll never be able to sleep at night peacefully or look at yourself in the mirror and be happy with what you see no matter what you do in EAW and that’s the biggest difference between you and I.

“Having sex before marriage and cursing is a sin!!” as you turn around and attack people with branding irons for fun, attack pregnant women and brag about almost killing an unborn baby, impersonate religious figures, name your group after a biblical setting, and call yourself Drake The Redeemer. Just another example of you being an idiotic hypocrite who nobody should listen to what you say. There’s a verse in that very Bible you make a mockery out of in Matthew 7:15 where it says “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's. clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.” That is you in a nutshell Drake, a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Or how about Jeremiah 14:14 where it says “The prophets prophesy lies in My name. I have not sent them, commanded them, nor spoken to them; they prophesy to you a false vision, divination, a worthless thing, and the deceit of their heart.” Yet another quote that describes you to a tee. I hate that I have to even cite the Bible to disprove your constant nonsense as I am a person of actual faith and believes in my lord and savior who doesn’t happen to be named Drake King.. but you’re fucking ridiculous. A walking mascot for blasphemy talking about what’s a sin and what’s appropriate to talk about. It’s just one of many problems I’ve had with you this season on top of the fact that you targeted me from day one, you’re doing that while mocking something I actually believe in and making it your stupid fucking wrestling gimmick alongside a bitch who was the “hell” in “Heavenly Hell”. Imagine thinking you’re anything close to a deity when you can’t do shit right and you can’t guide anybody to anything but hardships and failure. You can’t even get your own fucked up life on track so why would somebody else mold their life around your words and ideals? You’re a bitch who jumped in your girlfriends tag team beef because she was too weak to defend her own self and then tried to mask it as if you were protecting some integrity regarding championship aspirations just for it to blow up in both of your faces when all you had to do was shut the fuck up and mind your business. Yeah I attacked your bitch, and in result you thought that you saved her when in reality all you did was seal your fate. Now you’re trapped in a corner thanks to the bullshit you’ve gotten yourself into and you know deep down it’s going to come back to bite you and all you can do is fall back on the same tired ass generic tropes you’ve been hitting upside everybody’s head for the past year now. Nobody believes you and nobody cares. New Eden has proven nothing other than the fact that they are contradictory frauds who can’t do shit by themselves and want to be right but don’t know exactly what it is that they want to be right about. Pick a struggle you one dimensional fuckboy. It’s all good though because at Pain for Pride I’m going to end one of those struggles for you. You’re welcome.
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